Favorite ways to fap

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With my hands ORRRGinal

I have fapped so often in my chair that I can't even fap anywhere else. Not in my bed, the shower, or public bathroom

Alright nigga, i fap with both hands and a blanket between my dick and my hands

Who /homemadefleshlightusingrubberglovespongesandelasticbands/ here?

>>34312683
Plasticbag-olive-oil-master-race reporting in.

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anal beads and a onahole

Up and down till the white stuff comes out

I have an old towel that I sit on when I do the deed, so I don't get a sweat smell into my chair there almost certainly is anyway but I don't want to sniff it
Then >>34312824, duh

shoot my cum into my own mouth and drink it

I have a fake vagina thing. Sometimes I just fap with it, but other times I can take it to bed and have sex with it.

I haven't used my hands since. Never will again!

>>34312735
olive oil is such great lube.

I'm uncircumcised, so i can just whip out my dick and start whacking in 5 seconds or less.

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I have a screwdriver with a huge handle that I put up my butt using hair conditioner as some lube, wiggle it around and get super hard then start jacking it until I cum, the feeling of my ass contracting with the huge plastic handle in my ass makes the orgasm ten times better, feels good man.

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>>34311706
I use tenga onahole double side. Also my dick is uncut so im more sensetive. Feels good man.

I have been squeezing the underside of my glans with the top of the middle bones of my fingers since I was little, I make a fist and gently rub it up and down like that

I am surprised so many lube up and use their entire hand, I tried that once and it didn't work for me. I guess it is because Americans don't have foreskins

>>34314636
I'm American and I have a foreskin. There's no need for me to use lube but I use my spit because it feels better and reminds me of how wet pussy is when I used to get laid

>>34314729
oh, I couldn't use spit, it seems unhygienic
>>34314519
I should get an onahole, I am horny too often and need a quick convenient way to get off and clean up

I have stopped masturbating in order to get in touch with god

next to my gf while I grab her tiddies

Just right into the cum-towel