Has a girl (not family) ever farted in front of you?
I like the feetfags better. Just throwing that out there.
>>34310814
2 past gfs have farted directly in my face while 69ing
>>34311304
I wish girls could fart with their feet
>>34311332
Also I (playfully) punched a girl in the stomach at track practice a decade ago and she farted pretty loudly. My hot ass neighbor would always rip serious ass when we walked home as a way of teasing
Yeah but they've all had boyfriends so I'm pretty sure it was just to cement that they were off limits
>>34310814
Yeah, she had full control of her ass muscles and could fart on demand. I could suck air into my stomach and belch on command. We were a fun couple.
>>34310814
heard some girls let out a few squeakers on accident in school, that's about it
unfortunately, that's not really a good setting to bask it in, w/o looking like a freak. sister did it a few times leaving the room though and i would always bask it in since I was alone
Has a girl (male) ever farted in front of you?
Only cousin has and she did it on purpose. Probably gave me my fart fetish too.
>>34310814
yes and it smells like fucking mustard gas
>>34310814
Yeah. I sat next to this girl in high school and she had a crush on me. She was cool/sexy but she had the sense of humor of a boy. She farted in front of me in class and I had to pretend to be disgusted.
>>34311734
girls (male) don't fart, they are pure
>>34310814
Yeah, while I was fucking her. It happens.
>>34311304
i feel the same way but then i realize that since this is true then that means that for every bad thing theres an even worse one, and thats just depressing