Post your hand thread

you don't want me to

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>tfw a werewolf

>That's your hand
Hello, Chad. How are you?

>>34310347
b-but I didn't have sex in 6 months and before that i've never kissed a girl (i'm 18 :^) )

perino kripperino

>>34310331
Why is it because it makes picking your nose easier?

Cause Thats the reason I am reluctant to cut my nails until it affects my typing speed.

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>>34310701

top lel how do you even wipe your ass

>>34310701
lel disgusting kys

how is this not original

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lmaoing at my life
not original

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>>34310701
lmoa what the fuckk

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>>34310272
Playing FPS games on the PC!

>>34311367
we wuz gaymerz an sheiit

>>34311367
Thats my hand

>>34311423
No, Anonymous, it's my hand.

>>34310272
t. Yoshikage Kira

>>34310331
Damn cut you're nails bro

>>34311415
Shigeru Miyamoto was a black man!

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Hand fags
Original pasta origami pasta

>Not a single nailbiter
When did /r9k/ get invaded by normals?

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My hands are ugly AF

>>34311564
that side doesn't count

>>34311658
You might not like it but this is what average femanon looks like.

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>>34311608
wtf
since when, my dude?

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I never realized how much I don't like my hand

I don't understand how people have fingernails. I pretty much bit mine in my sleep.

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I have the spookiest hands here what do I win?

>>34311721
sp00ky as fuck

>>34310272
>tfw scared to post due to girl hands

>>34311685
Can't tell if this belongs to a male or a female desu.
Leaning towards the latter.

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tfw man hands

kill me

>>34310272
I wouldn't mind this one to be around my cock to be honest with you OP.

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>>34311765
I-is it really? I know my skin is really white because I was a neet recluse until a month ago but I didn't think my hands were spooky, just ugly.

>>34311848
>really white
Only whites tend to excuse themselves for being white. Cuck.

t. ultra white and proud

>>34311848
It looks better in this light, on the previous picture it looked like someone's remains

>>34311801
I'm pretty honoured that you think that
Cuz I'm a trap

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>>34311588
>>34311367 here
I bite my nails all the time!

>>34311864
Not excusing it, just explaining it. I'm pretty fucking sick of people making vampire jokes though desu.

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>>34310272
>tfw i have a woman's size hand

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here you go you fuckin freak

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Ayo guess my age and gender (hint: male)

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Posting from the phone is probably worth the time

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>tfw fucked my ring finger up a bit when i was little

>>34312096
What is wrong with your thumb

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Nails for hybrid picking

>>34312137
got cut off when I was little, so they had to attach big toe to it

>>34312175
that's what happened how did you know

>>34310272
>>34312156
Nice hands, botfriends.

>>34311921
>Gay sex with hats on

Id like to see that

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Eh, there you go

Oregon state

>>34312185
It was a guess. Did it really happen when you were a kid though?

>>34312243
Nah nothing happened to my thumb, it was always like that. Is it too fat and maybe a little too short? That's what I can infer from looking at other people's hands now. I hadn't noticed something wrong with it before to tell you the truth.

In general I don't notice people's hands.

>>34312224
Uuuu a femboy! Post dick and tits or gtfo

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Ay yooooo bruh

i'd post a pic but i can't find my camera's usb cord to transfer the pic

>>34312424
you don't own a phone?

>>34312433
i do but it can't open 4chan

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it's a regular hand I think

>>34312482
would give a handshake/10

>>34311731
are you a grill?
oregano
origami

>>34312482
Maybe to you, but not to me.

>>34312482
Would give a handshake with a shock buzzer so we both probably die thanks to your ring/10

>>34312482
>Married
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!

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handd (girl btw)

>>34312840
I feel sorry for you, if you're actually a girl though I doubt it

>>34312224
>>34310701
>>34312840
ROASTIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORIGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>34312840
You have more masculine hands than I do.

>>34310272
noice
>>34310331
fucking disgusting, cut off those damn nails
>>34310701
eh, I doubt that these are yours
>>34311190
>>34311367
>>34311564
>>34311603
>>34311685
meh
>>34311721
0/10
>>34311731
skelly/10
>>34311805
qt kitten
>>34311921
there's nothing to be proud of
>>34311989
>>34312018
>>34312066
>>34312096
eh
>>34312156
me likey
>>34312224
qt
>>34312393
nigger
>>34312482
nice
>>34312840
how much do you weigh

i am autistic

>>34313058
>there's nothing to be proud of
It's a serious problem!

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meh, just an average one

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>>34313058
you're also mean

>>34313192
Don't worry Anon, it's just a irrelevant hand thread

>>34313192
The truth hurts anon, get over it

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taking a picture of your own hand is slightly harder than what i imagined it to be

>>34313229
>>34313230
I feel like even a 1 or 2 wouldn't have hurt as much as a 0

>>34313259
>getting overly sensitive because some random guy had rated your hand 0/10

why is that cute

>>34312516
>>34312657
>>34312710
>>34313058
wow ty I didn't think I'd get (You)s

>>34312732
not married senpai, sorry

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ratez mois

>>34313288
I don't know I don't think it's very cute

>>34313506
lose some weight you obese fuck

>>34311190
I remember you from the handlet thread.

>>34313506
W H A T M A N G A
H
A
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M
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Looks like a dog

Oregon trail

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>>34310272
ppls says i have girly hands

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>>34310272
You got it dude! Orig

>>34313506
is that punpun you are reading anon?

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>>34312482
>>34312018
>>34311367
I find these 3 nice.

Here's mine.

>>34313855
They're blind, cause there's nothing delicate about those hands.
Long nail beds don't always equate to girly

>>34313058
no one cares autist

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>>34314252
Read the thread (or the responses to my post) & say that again :^)

>>34313677
I can't

>>34313717
Punpun

>>34313896
yeah

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Less skelly than I used to be thank fuck

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I think I have pretty hands.

>>34314443

There's still something creepy about them though.

>>34313373
Well lad, we all get (yous) on this blessed day.

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>>34310272
Muh hand

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>>34311444
Topkek

Here's my fat hand, pic taken in the break room at my work.

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nattyveinysdfsdf

>>34312840
Isn't it science where if your ring finger is longer than your index finger it means you are male.
Are you lying?

>>34315146
That's bullshit
My ringfinger is longer than my index finger and last time I checked I have a vagina

>>34315214
Are you sexually attracted to women?

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rate and pls no hate

>>34315280
Get your shit together, anon.

oatmeal

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wew

orignaldo

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I like to skip sleeping and do this instead

>>34315146

There are is some correlation between ring finger length and foetal oestrogen exposure I believe.

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not as smooth as i'd like them

>>34315440
>foetal oestrogen
>foetal
>oestrogen
What are you doing anon, stop what you are doing.

>>34315691

What's your objection?

>>34315735
It's fetal and estrogen.

>>34315759
noe yoeure wroeng aneone

>>34315759

In English for retards it may be, but in proper English it most certainly isn't.

>>34315777
I am dying, you are killing me.

Nice trips though.

>>34315808
I bet you pronounce lieutenant "left-tenant" and eat blood, you sick fuck.

>>34315878

>"Left-tenant"

Don't be retarded, it's only got one t sound, like ' lef-tenant'.

>>34315878
what's wrong with black pudding, hmm?

>>34315960
It's loo-tenant, holy shit, you people create a language you can't even speak.

>everyone ITT has nice soft hands without any scars whatsoever

find some work faggots

>>34312096
>toe instead of thumb

damn, I cringe every time I think about seeing my friend's thumb flying off. Sorry for your loss tho

>>34316015

>On NEET board
>Shocked people have NEET hands

You dumb.

>>34315146
or just gay
longer index=straight girl or gay male
longer ring=straight male or gay female

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Orange jumpsuit because I'm at work

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Man, a lot of you guys have some seriously pathetic hands. Lift some weights for crying out loud.

>>34316235
kys you fat hairy fuck

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>>34310272
Here is an image from a previous thread

>>34316235
Are hand gains a thing? Is that possible without getting fat?

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>>34316452
Buy some hand grips

>>34310331
How do people live like this and why does this thread exist?

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>>34311731
Original Greetings, brother

>>34311564
use a scissors idiot

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>tfw fucking dead

>>34311805
that cat is fucking adorable

>>34315069
Out of pure curiosity because our hands look identical, how big is your cock? no homo

>>34314535
you have a nasty fucking thumb

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Do not ask me how it became like this...
oregano

>>34318609
How did it become like that?

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>>34318321
5 it's fucking pathetic reeeeeee

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> ftw when you have a hand fetish

>>34318798
How tall are you and where are you from?

>>34311190
somebody chopped your fingers off, huh?

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r8 my spic handie

>pale skin
>poor circulation
go outside on the bike every now and then lads

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Yep that's a hand

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This is my original hand in the flesh.

>>34320738
Isabelle is a bad dog

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Who /crushed a finger/ here?

Middle finger is cartoonish

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Most original hand

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Rate
Oregeno

>>34320738
Why do niggers lack arm hair?

>>34321688
What did he mean by his

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With complementary dog.

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Give me your worst

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>>34323626
Shitty nail polish.

Not original.

>>34323626
tranny/10
obviously original you stupid robot

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Pls no bully .org

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bruised my finger with a hammer, hurts..

>>34310331
>TFW I know a guy who has fingernails like this

he uses it to eat Vaseline, I shit you not.

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>>34323803
It's leftover from last week's coord
Pic related
>>34323829
I'm biologically female and identify as a woman.