/britfeel/

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No, but seriously

>>>LIVERPOOL

hello /britfeel/ i am mixed race

I love shagging white women with my big smoked meatstick.

>>34309960
>>96

again for you

>>34309969

That would probably just make you Italian.

>>34309962
hi mixed race
i'm dad

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>>34309962

Mixed race, I'm /britfeel/

>>34309981
>>34309984
how are you lads today?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-38695187
http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2010/07/01/telford-mother-bitten-in-dog-attack/
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/lost-stolen-iphone/story-18530474-detail/story.html

Really bizarre how one woman can pop up in the news in several places.

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Will you be playing Fire Emblem Heroes on the 2nd? Remember to vote for your waifu!

>>34309328
LOL!

>>34309804
LOL!

>>34309828
He is great, he played a robot in IT crowd

>>34310013
We would prefer if you didn't crosspost. It's sort of a rule around here that arguments from the previous thread are not carried over.
It keeps things flowing, civil.

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>>34310011
I'm taking this as a call for waifus. I doubt I'll playing it I just bought dragon quest 7 and 8 and a link between worlds.

>>34310030
Yep good point. I like the way that you can be in a really nasty argument with someone in one thread then have a really friendly chat with someone in the next thread and for all you know it could very well be the same person.

>>34310011
>>34310037
>nintendo games

over 18 check?

>>34310037
karenposter what do you think about racism?

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>>34309360
Here you go lad, some OC.
desu

>>34310030
I'm not arguing though

SO you just started a new argument for no reason

>We
who the fuck is we?
I've been here longer than you don't tell me the rules cunt

>>34310037
fuck off paki

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>>34310037
Fire Emblem Heroes is a mobile game.

>>34310058
>implying Brit underages play Nintendo games outside of Pokemon

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>>34310058
We're clearly manchildren if we browse here.
>>34310060
It's good

What's the score gonna be for man city vs tot

I'm thinking 3-1 tot

wanna put a bet on it

>>34310088
oh I knew i didn't like you for some reason

>>34310083
Oh okay. I just heard a new fire emblem game was coming out on the 3ds and I thought that was what you were referring to.
>>34310079
I'm as white as snow, lad

>>34310105
t. rasheed

>>34309990

I've been pretty good, feeling less depressed since I started seeing an escort regularly but I think I might be doing what I said I wouldn't and getting feelings for her. She's agreed to go exclusive with some rich couple in a couple months, so I'm just enjoying not wanting to kill myself for a change until she leaves and this perfect lie comes crashing inwards and the depression hits me again, probably worse than ever before.

>>34310106
prove it

>>34310111
>trying this hard to fit in

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>>34310106
Nah, that's the Gaiden remake which is coming out in May (pic related).

>>34310079
We refers to the /britfeel/ council. We tend to these threads, guide the conversation, and invoke janitorial powers if needed.

>>34310098
3-0 aguero hattrick
i know this to be true as i just took him out of my fantasy team

>>34310125
I'm your boss, lad

>>34310125
I thought the council had been disbanded?

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>Harold Shipman walks into my local bar
>starts chatting me up
>I am insulted that this ugly grandad would try to make a move on me
>take him back to mine with promises of drinking and sex
>give him a lung full dose of water instead

>>34310144
>things that never happened
>this post

>>34310193

Pick one?

dbjdjwhahss

>>34310193

It's nilsenposting, and just like nilsen, it's a poundland version of shipman and shipposting.

>>34310217
don't explain things to newfriends, they have to lurk and learn for themselves

honestly is there any way to only have white posters in here? it makes me feel uncomofrtable even knowing there are non whites posting here

>>34310256
Do a poll and find out lad

>>34310256
go back to brit/pol/ then and stop shitting this place up

>>34310270
a poll isnt going to solve our problem though

>>34310290
you realise we are all from /brit/pol, right shitskin?

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/12161627

>>34310256
What's worse is there are WOMEN here.

>>34310305
No we're not though, pea brain.

>>34310256
sounds something a non white would say

>>34310309
women can be tamed, niggers and pakis cant

>>34310338
>tamed
we aren't beasts... most of the time

>>34310338
>women can be tamed, niggers and pakis cant
State of you lol

>>34310338
>disgusting probably alcoholic NEET virgin talking about other people being inferior

>>34310345
you arent anything you think you are, youre just a man in drag

>>34310346
>muh feefees

>>34310338
White women don't want me to be tame. They want me to ravage them like a wild beast - because you whiteys are too soft to give them what they truly need.

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>>34310142
I am the council!!

>>34310305
never been to pol myself.
you can't speak for everyone

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>>34310037
you have 2 go back lad

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>>34310338

>proud white anime pro

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>>34310308
BRITFEEL IS A BULLY FREE ZONE

any post that has even the smallest amount of anime should be on /a/
I'AM JUST SAYING

>>34310386
How can someone that watches anime be racist? They're Japanese cartoons.

Started gambling again

already -50 for today

forcing myself to stop by getting drunk

>>34310380

Who or what is a "karenposter"?

>>34310377
bet you still hold all the same views, unless youre a shitskin

>>34310386
>hes proud of his race and country, he has to be a loser nerd!!

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>he's honestly trying this hard
Cor blimey

>>34310388
fuck off paedophile

prick cunt twat waifu posters fuck off

>>34310399
You're gambling with your health instead and still wasting money.

>>34310404
I'm disappointed in you

>>34310413
literally one of the only things that makes me happy, leave me be

>>34310400
This Russian that moved to Britain and now lives off our benefits and posts underage cartoons on britfeel all day

>>34310398

Because it's easy to be a hypocrite when you're thick as pig shit.

>>34310416
im disappointed in /britfeel/ really, i wouldnt have thought the views here would be so cancerous

>>34310426
I'd rather have him than the Brit that went to Russia to have sex with 14 year old girls legally.

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>>34310377
>never been to pol myself.

>>34310427
So why are you calling him racist when clearly he's not if he enjoys other cultures?

anime is not british
/britfeel/ is for is for british feels
why can't normans lets us just one thread to ourselves

I will unironically pay a britfeel femanon to tear me apart on voice chat for money. You'll get paid more if you're NEET/or actually use it for purposes of anger.

>>34310404
i don't know, as i said i've not been there so i don't know what their views are.

>>34310453
You can't be this retarded? surely not

>>34310457
Anime is the backbone of this site, you imbecile.

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>>34310457
>anime is not british
hahaah wrong, anime is as British as tea and crumpets

>>34310474
>britfeel is part of the backbone of 4chan
it's the big toe at best lad, why can't you understand this
>>34310485
Anime ( [anime] ( listen))[a] is Japanese hand-drawn or computer animation.

>>34310453

Because of what I said in the post you just replied to.

>>34310485
Whoa that's mental I literally used to live in that building.

Very very paki area.

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>>34310512
Maybe I didn't make myself clear...
ANIME IS AS BRITISH AS TEA AND CRUMPETS

>>34310512
Tea isn't from Britain but it doesn't stop it being essential to British sensibility

>>34310469
>>34310523
He's not a racist if he enjoys anime. So why call him a racist?

>>34310568
>ctrl+f tea
>no one is saying tea is british

>>34310576

I can't be arsed spelling it out for you, lad. Not again.

>>34310576
If you eat a curry does that make you not a racist?
stop being silly

>>34310568
Tea leaves* aren't from Britain. Tea is British as it gets, an example of our cultural victory over the world.

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>>34310596
Blimey, lad. I think you might just be thick.

>>34310611
Curry is British cuisine though.
If I enjoy a croissant you can't say I hate the French though.

>>34310613
The whole concept of brewing tea leaves is from china.

>>34310617
>says the lad defending anime as being british

>>34310624
And the human who invented the wheel was African, but you wouldn't say the steam engine is of African origin.

>>34310615
obama was the first black president, it was a big event for the country as a whole considering their past, while trump is good for the us and this election has been quite a fierce one, it just isn't going to produce the same turnout as such an important event as the obama one

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>>34310615
>he's forget that DC is 46% black and approximately 90% democrat

>>34310615
>>34310647
It's held in an area that is 90% black and Democrat.

>>34310624
tbf british black tea is quite different from chinese green tea

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>>34310615
Yeah the difference is crazzyy

>>34310657
>>34310654

>Trump fans are too stupid to figure out how to use cars

That's just mean, guys.

>somehow /britfeel/ has turned in to american /pol/ talk and racism

>>34310679
/pol/ americanises people, makes them care about everything that is america, their problems, their issues, their grievances

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>>34310643
>anime as being british
What a dumbass, not even knowing that Anime is British.

Just because tea leaves are from China and anime frames are from Japan doesn't mean tea and anime are not British

>>34310671
>drive *literally* hundreds of miles just to stand around in the cold so you can have a worse view of something than what you'd see on television

huh really made me thingk

>>34310665

Yeah. Green tea is nice.

>>34310647
>Obama was black

Lol.

>>34310711
one drop you stupid nigger

>>34310645
You're jumping from the wheel to the fucking steam engine though, you absolute wanker. That's a more than 5500 year difference.

>>34310720
Chinese had been putting tea leaves in water for thousands of years. It wasn't until the British took the leaves and turned them into teabags that we have what we imagine when we say tea.

You are all boring shits. KYS.

>>34310694
oh god fuck off you literally have an ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD FOR ANIME. leave us with just one thread

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A lot of negativity in this thread today.

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>Chink friend has to use a VPN to play western videogames on steam

What an age we live in

>>34310693

Tell me about it, I have people on normiebook whining about American protests, what the fuck is it to them?

>>34310731
oh god fuck off you literally have an ENTIRE FUCKING BOARD FOR POLITICS. leave us with just one thread

>>34310717
Yeah and he had more than a drop, his mother was white.
In my culture we would call him "oyibo".

>>34310741
>spending money to be disappointed

>>34310750
the one drop rule means if you have a drop of black blood in you you're black you retard, he isn't anything but black, does he look white to you you fucking retard?

>>34310749
i'm not the racist fag, i'm just sick of people posting the 5 exact same pics of an anime character again and again

>>34310728
Perhaps but if you'd made the jump from the wheel to the rubber tyre your whole argument would have been a lot more understandable.

>>34310741

Convince him to buy No Man's Sky

I hate racists AND anime fags.

If you're both then you're just sickening to me and I'm glad that you don't have a girlfriend.

>>34310767
I'm black, and I don't see him as black. Neither do any of my black relatives or friends.

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Oh, would you look at that? It's the thread devolving into chaos.

>>34310784
You're talking like a roastie with your "HAH! VIRGIN!" insult.

>>34310776
No because rubber is a separate invention to the wheel. The steam engine uses wheels.

>>34310794
what else would you expect when shitskins show up?

>>34310784
It's literally impossible to be both unless you are Japanese.

>>34309960
No, but seriously
>East Devon

>>34310767
>the one drop rule means if you have a drop of black blood in you you're black you retard
That would make a lot of the supporters against white genocide niggers then. A large part of them are American, complete mongrels.

>>34310794
urgh 40k faggots can fuck off

Buggered this right up, have to go to the supermarket, but if I go right this second there's going to be every mummy-no-brains and johnny run-around out.

Or it's ethel and pauline having a conversation in the main aisle with their carts blocking the way.

Literally just going to suffer until about 7 when it's only the few scrags of society's detritus out shopping. Well, them and the single loners such as your's truly.

>>34310796
Oh, good God. The rubber tyre is a continuation of the concept of the wheel expanding on the original stone wheel. It's the same idea as taking a cloth and putting tea leaves into it to form a teabag. It's still the same raw concept just improved.

>>34310819

Stop moaning about East Devon all the time m8, that's my home turf. I was raised in the mean suburbs of Exmouth and I miss it every day.

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>>34310777
I'm not sure he knows what it is

He pretty much plays solely Dota and CoH2, with about 4,000 hours in between them. those are the only two games he only owns, he also plays them like 11pm-5am chinese time

chinks are weird mang, he's a cool teammate though

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>>34310833
>he's just going around starting shit for no reason now.

>need to send SLC evidence that I'm unemployed and not receiving any kind of Government support
This is fucking retarded. Surely HMRC knows whether I'm employed or not.

>>34310795
Being an adult virgin is shitty. I'm glad that shitty people are going through that experience. I feel bad for anyone who doesn't deserve it though.

>The nice autism support staff lady has booked me in again in another couple of months to talk about how life is going.

that's a good feel

>>34310842
Stop. The wheel as a concept is extended by the steam engine, it gains nothing new being made out of a new material.
If Chinese tea is the wheel, then what the British did was invent the steam engine.
That's the leap, that's why tea is British.

>>34310861
You're a sad person anon

>>34310852
no seriously 40k fags are insufferable
>muh deep lore
fuck off it's corny shit invented to justify game rules

>>34310861
>not being a slave to your needs is shitty
>not having to deal with women is shitty
>not wasting money and time is shitty

Kek, spoken like a true wagecuck.

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>>34310867
So you're saying taking tea and putting it a bag is on the same level as the steam engine?

>>34310869
Good God, you're an insufferable cunt. I don't even like 40k the images are just good for describing my feelings towards this thread. Once again, you're just starting shit for no reason.

>>34310868
I'm definitely not more of a sad person than a racist anime watcher. That is just pathetic.
>>34310884
You might be surprised but the grapes actually taste lovely.

>>34310905
oh so you're a poser who doesn't even understand the meaning of what he's posting

>tfw no worst witch gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXi6zx6QzVo

>>34310843
That's where I live lad. It's fucking bullshit. Nothing ever happens ree.

Did you move by choice?

>>34310914
>he tells himself the grapes are sweet as his face puckers

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>>34310917
>I hate 40k
>you don't actually like it
>poser you're a poser
Seriously, how many of the images that you've ever posted have you ever had any real knowledge towards.

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>>34310914
I'm not racist you silly anon

>>34310926
>I tell your mum she's sweet as I make her pucker her arsehole

>>34310921
Man I've been trying to find a torrent of this but can't. I saw the first episode of the new one and it was awful, I thought "It can't have been this bad when I watched it" and when I went back and watched a few clips on youtube I was right, it was pretty good. The girls in it were decent and as I remembered fairly attractive, not literal 10 year olds that the new one has.
It was a really nice programme. That and the Queen's Nose were my favourite.

>>34310936
show me the images i've posted

>>34310922

Kind of yeah, Exmouth is an absolute joke of a town to be fair, i'm always shocked when I go back how dead town is and how it never changes. The only difference is I didn't go to the comp, went to Kings.

I moved to Chester myself, but the dream is to come back one day and live in Topsham and get all my food from Darts Farm. There are a lot cheaper places to live up North if you want to get out so much.

>>34310887
It's the same level for its field, yes.

>>34310951
I'm talking in general that's why I said "ever".

>>34310966
show me the pictures i've 'ever' posted then

>>34310921

> tfw you've never felt like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

used to watch it before school, around 2000-ish, just started secondary

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>>34310950
>Queen's Nose
nice desu

>>34310963
Not really mate. A teasmaid would be more of a correct equivalent. A mechanical device that incorporates the original concept.

Thread was actually pretty good earlier, nice to see it to return to the same miserable shitflinging.

>>34310977
Ever (adverb) at any time. I'm not talking about this thread in general. I'm talking about ever as in ever.
If this is the only argument you're clinging to then you might want to rethink your strategy.

>>34311024
i don't have a reaction folder, i don't have an anime waifu, i don't have a meme folder

>>34310957
Exactly my point. Absolutely fucking shit.
My biological family came from Manchester and most of my family live there but my foster mum guilts me into staying.

Fuck this gay town

>>34310997
No that's completely different. A teasmade just produces tea the way Brits invented it.

All you need to do is go to China and try what they call tea. Then you will understand why tea is British.

>>34311031
Then why are you criticising the images I post on an imageboard?

>>34310992
That show used to drive me around the twist.

That one and those other two shite australian shows about aliens (jeopardy?) and the one about the fucking scuba divers and the fish girl with the conspiracy or whatever.

>>34311055
for the same reason i don't post them. it's fucking stupid

>>34311049

Manchester is boring and shit as well though, plus at least you're relatively safe in Exmouth.

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Good afternoon, /britfeel/!

How are you today?

What have you been up to?

What have you got planned?

Hope whatever you've been doing you've had a great time and you're set for an even better time tonight!

Why don't we forget all out differences and start anew?

>>34310992
Holy fuck that TRIGGERED nostalgia feckin hard. Used to belt it for no reason on the way home from school for no reason. Kinda hoping he's in this thread, definitely miss him.

Also, does anyone know any good free anime streaming sites? I thought I had Kaiji downloaded but I don't, think I'm gonna rewatch it now if I can find it!

Lads I don't have any pubes at all.

They just never grew.

Everything else about my puberty was normal. My dick is a normal size etc. But I'm totally bald.

Fucking nightmare. Doctors are no help. As far as they are concerned, my hormones are all normal so there's nothing to worry about. But I'm pretty worried about being a baldy dicked pubeless wonder.

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>>34311065
You're an absolute retard, mate. Through and through.

>buy interesting looking ale
>look it up on ratebeer before drinking it
>reviews are shit and scores are low

t-those snobs don't know what's good for 'em

>>34311081
pics or it didn't happen lad

>>34311092
Everyone has their own tastes. I tried a beer because it was given high praise and ended up having to pour it down the sink because it tasted so foul.

>>34311094
Not a chance. I'm not posting photos of my dick on here. I don't want to become a meme.

>>34311087
sure sure, and yet your posting stuff that 13 year old redditors and 9gagers find hilarious

>>34311087
At least he isn't an animeposting meme like yourself, though.

If you were to die there would be 50 of you, exactly like you, to take your place.

>>34311103
Do you remember what it was? The sour beers in particular are praised really highly. I like them, others think they're rank.

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>>34311110
You're on an imageboard. They're usually posted. Don't insult my images just because you lack any.

>>34311107
don't be stupid lad, hairless dicks don't become a meme

>>34311122
This discussion came from me posting a warhammer 40k image. It has nothing to do with anime.

>>34311129
your images are shit, it's time to stop posting

>>34311064
Ah Jeopardy, a group of Scottish kids running around the outback.

I think Ocean Girl is the other one.

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>>34311140
I'll keep going and you can wallow in your autistic rage.

>>34311067
Manchester has a fuck off big library, it has the museum of science and industry, an art gallery, massive shopping centre.

And danger as well.

Fuck this boring safe town. Fucking townie cunts down here think they can mess with a guy from Manchester. Fuck, it's so boring here they don't even try

>>34311129
you're literally no different from the people that post bananas on /b/

>>34311128
It was from shite from oxfordshire. I don't remember it off the top of my head.

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I just woke up and I'm still tired and I think I'm dying lads.

>>34311135
Don't want to risk becoming "The Baldy Bollocks Guy"

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>>34311155
Well that's a leap. They're posting unfunny "humour" related images as spam. I'm posting reaction images.

>>34311145
>autistic rage
i'm not the one pouring energy into my rebellious 9gag posts

>>34311163
Abandon hope all ye who enter this thread. I'll run while you can, lad.

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>>34311163
you have to go back

I'm sorry

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>>34311176
I'm guessing it's your day off from school today and the big meanies at /b/ are to scary for you

>Your reaper assignment is: 18 x The Twin Furies.

>>34311163
I wish I was dying, it'd be way more convenient than having to plan and execute a suicide.

how can I find a genuine student escort? none of that 30 year old romanian pretending to be young shit, an actual fucking student that I can pay for a shag

>>34311171
you can tell yourself it's funny all you want, doesn't make it so

>>34311196
You'd know since you clearly originate from that board.

>>34311200
>runescaoe

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>>34311206
I'm not saying these are funny, you waste. I'm saying they're here to personify my emotions towards your posts.

Can you two idiots please just call it a draw and stop

>>34311210
About 4 years ago sure.

How do you stop dogs barking when left alone lads

>>34311232
Hit it with a stick

>>34311232
Put them down like they should all be

>>34311213
you said you're different from banana posters because they are unfunny

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Lads I am very excited to be ordering a pizza for takeaway tonight.

However I have a dilemma. I am unsure of what topping(s) to get.

Reply with your favourite topping(s) combo(s) plea(s)e.

>>34311238
Calm down ahmed. This isn't iran anymore.

>>34311246
pepperoni and jalapenos lad

>>34311246
one which shoves all the meat on the pizza and replaces the tomato sauce with bbq sauce

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>>34311241
Theirs has implied but failed humour. Mine are intended to be humourless out right. There is a difference.

>>34311246
Eggplant and kiwi fruit

>>34311251
Maybe not yet

>>34311246
Almost always go for something along the lines of pep, onions and chillies

>buy two euromillions tickets yesterday
>get 3 numbers on one
>get the other 4 on the other

genuinely feel sick lads, I could have been a millionaire

>>34311265

I've always found that recipe to be relatively delicious on occasion. However, it is not a pizza; as a pizza should be made with a tomato base.

>>34311276
>Eggplant and kiwi fruit
You sick fuck

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>>34311265
>bbq sauce on pizza

>>34311290
i call it a pizza, its just simpler that way

>>34311246
Where are you ordering your pizza from? This is very important in which toppings you order.

>>34311246
Spinach, sausage, jalapenos, (grilled) onion, and red peppers.

Trust me.

>>34311321

I am going to a local place. They do incredible pizzas and have pretty much every topping imaginable. Much better than chain pizza.

>>34311322
That's very specific. What does spinach taste like?

>>34311336
>What does spinach taste like?
Like spinach

>>34311336
>That's very specific. What does spinach taste like?

Peppery lettuce

>>34311246
Bacon and sweetcorn!

>>34311373
I'm sorry I don't quite understand.. Can you explain further?

Just sold drugs to someone I met on craigslist. Living dangerously here lads.

>>34311336
Ehh I guess the closest comparison I could make to spinach would be green onion, not as oniony though. It's not a strong flavor, just a nice accent.

>>34311381
>Peppery lettuce
That's more along the lines of the flavours of rocket.

>>34311246
grapes

un orig inal

>>34311400
No it's not fuck you anon.

>>34311392
I was only taking the piss. Imagine lettuce but without the crunch

>>34311292
Try it, you'll like it

>>34311411
Spinach isn't peppery. It's quite a bland flavour really. Rocket on the other hand is nice and peppery and good with radishes

>>34311412
so what just like a leaf?

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>tfw 23rd birthday

>>34311424
Pretty much but it's a refreshing flavour. It's nice.

>>34311068
alright lad, how's it going. not done anything today apart from strolled up to the butty shop earlier, i've been couch locked since i got back. plan on doing fuck all for the rest of the day desu, should be breddy good

>>34311432
Well despite how you feel about it, happy birthday.

>>34311418
Don't you fucking tell me what flavour my chosen brand of leaf is. I am a specialist in botany and a michelin star rated culinary expert.

Spinach has a distinct aroma of pepper encasing its leafy exterior. Fuck you, you cunt.

>>34311432
Happy Birthday anon!

>>34311432
>23
>Old

come on lad

come back when you're 30 and you can say that, 23 is on the way to reaching your physical peak

>have to go shopping otherwise I won't have anything to eat for tomorrow
>don't want to

>>34311461
It's more of a refreshing minerally taste. Not a hint of pepper to be found.

Lads what's it called when the top of your mouth itches, anyways I have that right now and it's fucking shit

>>34311496
cancer with a hint of aids.

>>34311496
I hate that. It's like a tingly itch right? And even if you could scratch it, that wouldn't help?

>>34311511
Yeah lad, I can scratch it with my tongue but it comes back after a few seconds

>>34311539
Do you smoke or drink a lot?

Sounds like Oral cancer

>>34311554
Drink a lot but don't smoke, google says it's to do with allergies which would make sense since I was at a house with a cat a few hours ago, just never had an itchy mouth from them.

>>34311554
If they're the way he's described then it's not. I've had them for as long as I can remember and I'm not dead yet.

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going to get some fresh bread from the bakery and make a nice lunch

>>34311614
What's with that character? It's head is like fucking orange

>>34311614
what the fuck is up with her face

it's like someone drew on a potato with a marker

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>>34311630
>>34311623

it's a crazy new design coming fresh from Japan

It's called the "duck face"

>>34311452
What did ya get?
Butty shop near me does a fuckin top chicken bacon and mayo butty, only go there once in a blue moon though.

Sounds good to me, I have a similar plan myself!

>>34311673
That is honestly fucking terrifying. I hope I'm not being mean.

>>34311614
>>34311673
is this how japs view the germans?

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>>34311701
pretty much, they were on the same side remember

>>34311724
so why would they spit on the german image if they were friends?

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>>34311700
I like it

the design is unique

>>34311701
maybe how the writer viewed them

it's imperial Germany the animu

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>>34311737
If you think that's bad look at this

>>34311766
>>34311775
this is really making me irrationally mad

>>34311788
That's because the plain designs in anime appeal to your autism and this is smashing those comforts.

>I will live to see anime because bratz.
>2011 moeshit will become anime kino in 10 years.

lel

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>>34311775
yes YES

it's beautiful

>>34311811
i dont like anime, i dont just dislike this, i see this as in insult to germany and their history

>>34311828
>Defending the eternal kraut

no

>>34311847
the germans are our friends, even if we've fought them in recent times

>>34311857
They're gone, lad. They're gone.

They live here in our hearts now.

>>34311870
what in gods name are you on about?

>>34311882
succ ya mum

>>34311913
That is a constructive and intelligent response.

how about all of you form an orderly line and get ur bumholes spread ready for my fat meat cock

>>34312063
your fat mum more like

So we go from an absolute cluster fuck of posts to the slowest thread we've had in a while. What on earth happened?

>>34312063
orderly line? no fucking way. we're gagging for it

Post what you're listening to, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY2r28M1TrY

Pepsi Max tastes like shit lads what the fuck, going to stick to normal Pepsi

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>tfw no chinese communist gf

>>34312160
>Consuming the carbonated Jew.

>>34312159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOL1_w9EwSc

>>34312159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBBLRCQV0w

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>>34312190
>rap music
How disgusting,. Are you a negro yourself?

>>34312218
yno

Just like the music lad

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did any of you lads ever have any luck with interpals?

>>34312159
https://youtu.be/PGrxHO-B2TY

>>34312249
I love marching songs
https://lindybeige.bandcamp.com/releases

>>34312248
i never did but i only wanted snail mail

>>34312277
sometimes i start the song really quiet and slowly turn the volume up and then down so it sounds like they are marching past me
pls no bully

>>34311700
bacon sausage egg with brown sauce, and some like cakey slice thing for after. i like chicken and bacon butties too, aren't they called club sandwiches?

>>34312248
I had a LDR with a Korean girl which was nice at first but theres only so many skype calls you can have before it gets to you and you want to kill yourself. Never again desu

>>34312363

did you get bored of her?

or you wanted to meet her irl?

>>34312353
Sounds lovely, anon! never had brown sauce don't judge me

>club sandwiches
huh
You're right, i didn't know I was eating something so fancy pants.

>>34312378
Wanted to meet her irl but I was 17 and there was no way I could afford it, eventually she said she couldn't deal with long distance. I presume she met some Korean chad

>>34312400
you should try a bit lad it's nice, fruity sauce is nice as well desu

>>34312419

probably right lad, doubt i'll bother making an account since im a 5 on a good day

>>34312332
Sounds like a nice idea. I used to work in a shop that had a regiment march past every other day.

>thought i was a little over 300lb
>weigh myself, 262lb

wew, time to lose the rest of it

>>34312498
>tfw too nervous to weigh myself

I was 250 the last I checked, I'm still the same clothes sizes so I assume I haven't gained much

Who /chickenarms/ here?
I hate being this skinny

Lads where do I find a drug dealer after moving to a new town? Last time I found them through friends but I no longer have those.

>>34312558
Ask at your local police station

>>34312558
What town are you in?

oringnsk

>>34312498
>>34312534
fat fucks, 150lbs here

>>34312585
How's life in Auschwitz lad

>>34312585
>tfw 148lbs
You're a fat fucker

>>34312576
good idea, i think they keep a handy list with locol dealers on,

>>34312579
Liverpool, I guess that's not exactly a town now that I think about it kek.

>tfw 182lbs and severely obese because im a manlet

>>34312585
>>34312603
fat bastards
>tfw, 141lbs

>>34312658
Is the library still open this late?

>>34312693
errrrr,yes?
how the fuck would i know.

>>34312723
you're walking into his trap, lad

>>34312723
He's implying you're poleaboo, you cretin

>>34312755
woops. am i fucked?

>>34312585
>Tfw 6'1 and 9stone

I am skeleator

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going to the hospital to get my cut stitched up in 30 mins
nervous as fuck lads, i've heard the doctors treat you like shit if they know it's from self harming

>>34312649

Weighed in today, 126.9lbs, 5'7.
i still think i'm fat

>>34312876
imagine being my weight and 5'3

>>34312849
nah we don't. we just treat the presenting complaint and refer you to the access team.

>>34312849
don't tell them that's what caused it, or are you scarred already near the cut

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>>34310037
Home at last.
>>34311068
had to be out all day while 3 diffrent couples viewed mummy's house for sale. Finished all my essays not though so i am a happy happy boi.

Just watch your gay anime on kissanime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIAh5tETh1c

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>>34312887
>tfw no catboy trap bf

>>34312926
im assuming you did not mean to reply to me

>>34312947
I did not

oregano

>>34312887

I started off at 168lbs, and lost it all like gambleanon on a shit streak.

Took bloody ages, but if you're committed and keep a calorie deficit, you'll cut down if you want to.

Harder for us manlets though, I used to get away with it by having a higher BMR from being fat, got to actually do exercise if I want the rest off now.

>>34312947
aww it's cute that you think you're not a trap, little one

>>34312912
already covered in scars, and i got a couple of other smaller cuts

>>34312901
i hope so, i just want to get this shit over with

>>34312919
>kissanime

You absolute literal memelord

Do you not understand bittorrent or something?

>>34312973
people should torrent from nyaa imo but if someone wants to watch something online why not there... calm down pleb.

>>34312973
Don't be such an autist

what style 4chan do you use?
anything but photon, it's ugly as fuck

>>34312965
cant remember what i used to be when younger, most i weighed was 200lbs, lost however much over the past half a year but desu theres no point in my losing weight so im going to pig out on takeaways again

>>34312971
>trapping
>at my weight

kek, do you want rolls or flab?

>>34313031
photon but most of the time I can't be bothered too change it from the normal one

>>34313031
I just use Yotsuba. I completely forgot there were different styles. Photon looks dreadful for me.

>>34313051
flab is better for feminising than muscle lad

>>34313006
>if someone wants to watch something online why not

Because that's the WRONG WAY to do it

You wouldn't eat ice cream with a fork
You wouldn't listen to music from an audio casette if the FLAC was available to you

Streaming stuff online is a deliberate and self-destructive decision to opt for inferior quality and user experience, it's completely irrational

>>34312972
hopefully they'll just stitch you up and send you on your way without too many questions.

Avoid the groid, lads.

>>34313117
I already do though, lad

>>34313101
>he wastes storage space on something he watches once

fucking pleb

>>34313101
Shut up you dumb nigger.

It's a fine way to do it, same as watching dubbed anime. It's available as convenience, so if you've ever had takeaway then you're guilty of the same crime.

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What you up to on this comfy saturday evening lads

>>34313170

Do you throw books into the garbage can after reading them? Of course you don't. Archiving everything you watch is going to turn out to be a pretty good investment once piracy becomes too difficult/impossible due to increasing regulation.

>>34313178

Quality of food is a poor comparison to the quality of video/audio, it's nowhere near as important

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>>34313291
Playing a new game I got
asians are super cute

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>>34313321
She looks familiar lad, is it Misa?

>>34313293
>Quality of food is a poor comparison to the quality of video/audio, it's nowhere near as important
>Quality of something you put in your only mortal body isn't as important as the aliasing quality visible on the lines of your 8 frames per second animations.

Just admit it, you've gone for convenience just the same and are stumped.

Baitu desu

>>34313293
>Do you throw books into the garbage can after reading them?
alot of people do get rid of books after they've read them

>>34313293
>Do you throw books into the garbage can after reading them?
throwing books in the bin =/= watching streamed anime. not an argument