What are the chances of getting shit on your dick while doing anal?

>>34308686
zero unless shes disgusting

0% as long as she (or he) cleans it really well

>>34308686
youre fucking a shit hole. dont do anal unless you cant handle that possibility. that shit takes a lot of prep.

If defecation recently took place, more than you're comfortable with. You're going to get intestinal fluid on your dick either way.

unfortunately, less than 100 percent

>>34308686
Kinda depends on the girl. I dated a 4'9" Viet chick that was a vegan and she never had to do anything special to prep for anal. She claims it was cause she had a clean diet with tons of fiber. She said all her wipes would usually be clean too.

One time she showed me her poop and no exaggeration it was 8-9 inches long and thicker than my weiner. I'm only 6 inches long but almost 6 in girth.

I never got poop on my dick with her. I miss her.

>>34308686
What are the chances of op getting anal? 0.0

>>34308750
Kek. He could always be a qt twink for some BBC.

As an experienced ass archeologist, it's very high. There's always something left in there and you dick, especially if you're big, acts like a pump that pull the excrement out and right to you cock hole, and you get an infection.

>>34309101
>ass archeologist
Do you need to go to college for that or can I self study?

>>34308750
Very very high, actually.