Hey femanons

Why don't you jam your cock against a doorknob and let us know instead

s-su-sugoi

>>34308410
i got testicular tortion~

>>34308421
I built a device that rotates 2 smooth doorknobs around my dick until I cum.

I fuck my bed, my pillows, my socks. Nothing is out of the question when you're too shy to say hi!

>>34308410
Seeing this just >triggered a really embarrassing thing I did as a kid. And pillows are better for grinding, the corner is too sharp for the puss.

>>34308421
the cock is a delicate piece of anatomy
not something that is designed to be pounded for hours by a 12" rubber phallus

Feels nice if I rub myself against it

>>34308470
Seeing this just >triggered a really embarrassing thing I did as a kid.
EXPLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

>>34308482
>implying a thick, juicy cock is the same thing as the hard corner of a table

Why would anyone do that

>>34308514
that wasn't the point roastie, getting real tired of explaining simple english to retards

>>34308514
If we dont do it a certain way it hurts or wont get off

The vag can only seem to get off after taking kimbo in repeated 1v1s

>>34308410
I came numerous times like this being a guy.

>>34308514
>"she" doesn't know about clitoral stimulation

>>34308560
It's funny that you have no idea what you're even talking about. It's more complicated for a woman to get off, it's common knowledge. With a dick you just stroke it normally, stimulation needs can vary for women. Penetration does 0 for many. Educate yourself retard.

>>34308511
No bully.

>be 10
>liked a boy, he was a bit of an autismo like me but still qt
>teacher had a small group of us around her desk to tell us something, he was there
>for whatever reason, to this day I don't know fucking know why because I hadn't even discovered sex yet, I started grinding my ass/vag into the corner of a desk knowing he was right behind me
>again, I didn't know about sex or masturbation at all, no idea why I did it
>turn around
>he's giving me this weird look

Thanks for making me relive my early sperg years.

>>34308646
>"she" bangs her clit against a table's edge

What the fuck? Can you even feel anything down there anymore?

>>34308421
I fucked a chair once and came. Close enough?

>>34308663
Everyone else can just shut the fuck up, I want to hear about you fucking this chair

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>>34308655
>he's giving me this weird look
like this?

>>34308660
It's not banging the clit against the table, dickhead. It's lightly rubbing it on the corner.

>>34308688
Why not just use fingers? Why the fuck would you rub yourself against the sharp edge of a table? Maybe I'm just autistic but that sounds like a waste of time and extremely inefficient.

>>34308684
Haha, no. It was more of a 'what the fuck' look. I'm going red talking remembering it. It didn't even feel good because I had no idea what I was doing.

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>>34308655
Many little kids discover masturbation around that age without knowing what sex is.
It just feel good and they do it.

It's normal.

>>34308706
It's done for the humping motion. It's easier and less tiresome than using just the fingers.

>>34308410

My cousin had a version of this when we were kds, she used to slide up and down the short side of doors.

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>>34308682
>see chair
>has metal rings built into frame
>mydickcouldprobablyfit.jpg
>wait until everyone goes to bed
>take chair into room, prop up on bed
>get hard
>won't fit
>get lube
>tight but feels right
>be me at 3am pumping away on this chair, one leg up
>feels good man
>fuck it til i cum
>blow load on underside of seat
>don't bother cleaning it
>stealth mode
>put chair back
>go back to shitting around online

Every time I see that chair I think about what I did and how it's still cum stained on the bottom.
6/10, might do again.

Just tried it. It feels meh. I touch myself a lot, so my vagina and clit is desensitized.

>>34308655
>I didn't know about sex or masturbation at all, no idea why I did it
Instinct?

>>34308410
Better yet, do it with the dryer next time you do laundry.

>>34308410
I tried doing this when I was a kid after watching Nina in code geass do it, was uncomfortable

Just london my shit up.

>>34308725
But it didn't feel good at all, from what I remember. My sexual exploration stage started when I was 12, which turned me into the degenerate I am today.

>>34308789
I guess? I like grinding, now that I understand what it is. Gives a nice buzz.

>>34308655
Pretty sure I humped pillows as a kid, had no idea what was so good about it except it felt good. Only discovered it was masturbation when a more mentally developed 7 year old friend told me about porn and stuff.

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>>34308655
>be 10
>tie my dick with a shoe string
>tie the other end to table
>pretend I'm a prisoner
>try to escape by pulling as hard as possible
>red dots appear on me glans
>watch as red dots move toward urethra over the week.
>repeat

I spent most of my childhood in pic related. Yea kids do retarded shit.
tfw nothing changed.