My life is a sitcom and I want to die

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>be me, writing this at 4am

>be me last month, in college
>be late (getting) to dentist appointment
>hair greasier than all the fat McDonalds shoves out its ass
>shower
>go to open dorm door


>it's fucking locked

>scramble to find key
>key's in the fucking room
>scramble to find phone
>fucking ditto


>fuckingkillmernow.jpg
>go out into open-air hallway
>in fucking late december (30 degrees)
>school's been out for a while
>lagged behind for making up final
>fucking no one is here
>knock on all the doors in my building
>I feel so cold and alone
>hear door open
>scream wait like a fucking sociopath at the top of my lungs
>girl
>me be in a fucking bathtowel
>lets me use phone to call dorm staff
>still a fucking virgin
>spend rest of my days reading bad fanfic & playing ffxiv and overwatch
>just fucking end me...