What is the best way to fap, robos?

>>34302825
what the fuck kind of question is this? I don't fast if you feel like, slow if you want. how the fuck do I answer this?

>>34302825
shove a BBC dildo up your ass while jerking it to BLACKED

by stuffing a dildo up your ass and using a fleshlight

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>>34302825
I push both testicles up into pubic area and fap with penis pointed downwards which puts more pressure on the testicles. As I am doing this I finger my asshole with 3 fingers. Feels really good and I think it pushes a lot more juice out.

>>34302825
Hands free.

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With Mother

Wear a rubber glove on your off hand. Clean by turning the glove inside-out.

>>34302825
>lotion
>warm water
Thank me later my friend, it's heaven, literally don't need an onahole anymore

>>34303639
Do I use both at once?

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Ballistic gelatin.

Definitely not prone/humping your bed. It stimulates the wrong nerves and can cause ED later in life if you keep it up.