just B.E. yourself anon and you too will get a goofy gf like

>>34301537
>lip-peircing
>any kind of facial peircing

Except she needs like $20k in dental work. Her teeth are rotting

Pretty sure he loves it seeing his GF getting penetrated by Tyrone

>>34301537
whats this guys name

i see him whenever i browse lit

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Jimmy's also more attractive than me.

I wonder if this guy knows 4chan is stalking him

>>34301625
parker hartzler

>>34301537
I don't know who this guy is but a healthy dose of self-awareness makes the difference between endearingly quirky and spergy in women's eyes.

He always looks like such a tool in pictures but he must come across well in person.

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>>34301537
Fuckin why does he do this? Is he just trolling??

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>>34301649
https://youtu.be/go_Oe6XbDTc?t=27

he does

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>>34301537
that girl is ugly as fuck and that guy is ugly as fuck to match

I am too cute of a femboi to settle for such a 3d piggu doggu

>>34301537
No, all you need is drugs and a chick that wants drugs. Which is what i suspect is going on here.

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this ugly fucker here has a gf, 3k friends on facebook and will be a future student union president
basically set for life whatever he does
rich background + outgoing personality = success
average r9k fag = shut-in silent introvert, could easily get 5/10s if he tried

>>34301710
Why does the guy behind him look like he's going to shank him?

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Post your rare Jimmys

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>>34301537
How can one man be so based? Original.

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>>34301710

I didn't have that image in my Jimmy collection, thanks.

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>>34301865
who's got the one of him smoking a bong

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>>34301886
you're missing these, i think
>>34301211
>>34301465

Jimmy seems cool desu

>>34301537
>Went through a period where I fucked a lot of hipsters
>Most shallow and boring people in the world
>Always want to make the world better but won't do anything about it
>No concept of money
>Fucking alcoholics or drug addicts

T. Borgman

>>34301710
that is basically exactly the way I imagined he would act

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>>34301926

Thanks man, I appreciate it. I love Jimmy.

>>34301625
Jimmy nutrin

>>34301537
He isn't as awfully unphotogenic as I am, and it seems like he has charisma, look at that fucking beard. I can't even grow a beard thanks to my asian hair genes, plus i got a small peepee to boot so yeah nope. Most goofy girls would probably find me too serious or edgy or some shit.

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>>34301909
really strains your brain

>>34301710
Me in the back of the photo

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post them rare jimmy's

>>34301710
HE'S ONTO US BOYS

>>34301537
he seems like a goof, and doesn't take himself too serious, prob make the qts laugh.

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>>34301909
It's all yours my friend

Gsisbsoslwm

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Never judge a book by its cover.

>>34301643
Thats really really sad.

>>34301710
nu males are just whiny bitches but this guy seems alright

>>34301810
>that hover hand