How does a vagina compare to old faithful?
After you come in it, it keeps talking, and talking and fucking talking, and even though you're sweaty and tired and you've lost all interest in it, it tries to "cuddle"
We wouldn't know.
>>34299459
YOU HAVE EVERY OTHER BOARD TO ASK THIS AND YOU CHOOSE THE VIRGIN BOARD
Why the fuck would you use a sock to masturbate? Is this the power of circumcision desensitization?
>>34299526
You don't make nearly as much of a mess this way.
>>34299646
>cum on toilet paper
>cheap and easy to hide/throw away
>cum in sock
>good job, now you have a nasty-ass sock
>>34299486
>he doesn't want to cuddle with me
>>34299750
>cheap and easy to hide/throw away
The paper clumps up and get's stuck on my cock
>>34299781
>The paper clumps up and get's stuck on my cock
This. You can also wash your socks.