>mfw mommy confiscates the cum console

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>Dad found the semen wallet

>girlfriend found the semen spitoon

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>sister found the toothpaste

>NSA found the smegma supercomputer

>>34297191
Xanadu from Kentucky Route Zero?

>>34297268
>Xanadu's black mold is smegma
MattPatt?

>parole officer found the rape cradle

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>>34296951
>grandma found the bob's sled

>mom and dad found the cock collector

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>step sister found the diarrhea diffusion device

>russian hacker found the emails

>>34296951
How are you on the computer then anon?

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>la mia mama says I can't play with the discharge sprinkler anymore

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>mom found the sphincter network

>mom ate the fap apple

Fuck

ep*c thread r/4chan is gonna love this :D

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>Momma found the glaze glass

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>burglars broke into the wank bank