ON YOUR FEET!

>>34291225
The only pushup I'm doing is above your moms pussy desu

>>34291225
JUST TALK TO HER BRAH

JUST BE YOURSELF

>>34291225
>ENROLL IN UNIVERSITY, STUDY YOU DUMB FUCKS.

That's very silly advice Drill Sergeant.

Why do you want me to get into debt and still be mostly unemployable?

>>34291293
Not everyone is murryfat

>GET DOWN, 30 DOWNTURS NOW!

RUN 8 MILES C'MON YOU FAT FUCKS.

I work out everyday.

>ENROLL IN UNIVERSITY
I did, it didn't improve my life.

>TALK TO PEOPLE GET INVITED TO HANG OUT YOU DUMB FUCKS.
So you can converse with normies and feign interest in their vapid opinions. Great.

>READ THAT BOOK
Done it.

>PICK UP COOKING
Was that the greatest hobby you could think of?

1/10 meme.

>tfw no authoritative friend that pushes me to try my best and genuinely cares about making me into a better person

in school all I got from students and teachers were empty, generic pity compliments after I failed, nobody ever actually cared about me

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>>34291368
>So you can converse with normies and feign interest in their vapid opinions. Great.
Its such a mystery why you have no friends, anon.

>>34291374
>I need someone else to fix my life for me.
You need to be that friend, to yourself.

>>34291293
Drill Sergeants aren't a part of the Marine Corps. anon.

>>34291225
wait what
I thought this was the military
shit

>>34291225
>be Ronnie Kray
>sergeant demands respect like an asshole
>tell him to fuck off
>kick his head in
>walk home and have tea

>>34291225
fuck your university i have a job fuck you old man