who /memegay/ here?

Why does she look so much manlier on video than in her selfies?

I enjoyed her activated almonds joke, though.

>>34286884
>carefully taken and chosen photos
>using filters, specific lighting and angles
>why does she look so much more manlier irl?

never believe selfies. ever.

>>34286884
She prepares her selfies. Angles and shit. Plus she probably takes multiple pictures before she feels good about posting it anywhere.
t, pizza's #1 orbiter

>>34286884
>she
Building up expectations I see do you expect HIM not to produce man farts

>>34286859
I would make this kids father more ashamed than he probably already is..

Our we even sure like this kid isnt pulling a massive joke on everyone

like are WE SURE PIZZA ISNT JUST ONE MASSIVE MEME sure seems like it to me

>>34286884
Why does a duck quack? Because it's a fucking duck

>>34286933
No he has boobs it's not memes

>>34286933
Nice damage control pizza

>>34286859
and here i was thinking pizza was some super passable trap. even i look more feminine than that

>>34286967
you're a fag if you wouldn't still pound that bp

>>34286926
>le man farts meme

is it the same guy who posts this every time?

>>34286953
>I would make this kids father more ashamed than he probably already is..

Yes I am pizza you got me

>>34286973
as long as there's a paper bag covering that man face then i'm good to go (no homo).

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an utter dissapointment

>>34287076
Literally a dude in girl stuff.

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>>34286974
>implying I would not slam
he still has man farts and he's still a he and not she
>implying I wouldn't succ
would

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>browsing through my folder for a picture of pizza
>come across this
>read it
>get scared

>>34287076
She's adorable there. I love her
pizza if you see this, please respond. It's your #1 orbiter...you know who i am..

>>34287088
DUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY YEAH YEAH

>>34287088
Yes, yes.. maybe me and pizza could go get some steak and cheeses and I could watch her poop them out before rotor rootering around in her poopy butthole

why are you all so degenerate? why not orbit a real girl?

I think Egg is dead enough inside to have sex with this. I'd be alright with it too. I feel bad for him. He's looking worse every day. At least he can get a little physical attention here. Might improve his mood, if he can deal with the shame.

>>34287076
What's she thingken bout?

>>34287115
>literally pls respond the post
>>34287130
because what if I'm attracted to traps and girls?

>>34287076
Oh my god dude my sides holy shit

that was too funny

>>34287103
Can I succ you please and thank you?

>>34287130
I'm not orbiting anyone. I would love a real girl to orbit but none of them can tolerate me for more than one conversation.

>>34287133
>If he can deal with the shame

HOLY SHIT

>>34287145
Sure bud just cum on over and give me the ol succaroo

>>34287140
It is
>pls respond the post
I don't care. I've orbited her for over a year now and was once great friends with her...i miss those days now..i miss fapping while we were both on video on skype and she'd touch herself a bit. :'(

>>34287154
Its literally because you are depraved faggot

>I like wieners in dresses but still like girls
>Tfw get the fuck out of here dude

Fuck all of you virgins.
I'm sexy and i know it.


>>34287115
<3

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stop bullying right this secfond

>>34287168
>she
>holding feelings towards nude skyping
>implying you're not just horny and alone

>>34287181
uh oh

Lads what have we done? Am I going to catch the degeneracy

>>34287181
Pizza you're cute and you know it stop acting like you're being bullied we're just tsundere about your man farts

>>34287181
Hey I've made fun of you before but I don't want you to kill yourself or anything.

>>34287181

i wanna kiss u

>>34287187
>>34287199
>>34287203
>>34287209
That's not Pizza's trip.

>>34287181
fake and gay :(
>>34287184
I consider her a she. And I'm holding feelings towards nude skyping more of as it was a time that we talked a lot and she trusted me more than anyone at the time. I have more about her than probably anyone else does and it's still something that comforts me today because she trusted me with it. I still love pizza but now i have a gf so it's more of a nostalgic love, like a crush you'll never get over.

>>34287181
I legitimately enjoy your presence on this website.

Also next time you see the eggman tell him that his laughter sounds like it is his shield against the hatred of the world and that while it is necessary to form such a shell he will ultimately need to shed it and be honest with the real man he is, not this woman fearing mix between frankenstein and humpty dumpty.

ps post your feet

>>34287233
You're such a fucking dork consider him to be whatever it is a HE who has HIS penis still. You're gross and clingy which is probably why HEEEEE doesn't talk to you. Fuck you trying to contact someone you've done stuff with when you have a gf.

>>34287283
I suppose I am a dork. Sorry. And I'm not gross but I am pretty clingy although that's not why she originally stopped talking to me. She stopped talking to me for unknown reasons. I did get clingy when she stopped talking to me and left me but not before. Rip. And I'm trying to contact her more just to talk but if i wanted to talk with her that badly i could just message her on skype or steam. but r9k posts are usually pretty good at getting her attention.

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>>34287187
Hide your kids, hide your waife/fu
>>34287263

>>34287283
No I mean these are the most depraved degenerate people there is absolutely no reasoning with them because they believe their own delusions

>>34287316
I have absolutely no idea how you swung a girlfriend considering you like dudes in dresses fuck man the funny thing is if your gf found out about this shit two things will happen
>She'll either kill herself if she actually likes you or
>You will be dropped faster than you can even explain why you are such a sick fuck

Like where are the parents in all of this, if you were my kid I would literally beat you endlessly if I found this kind of stuff out about you

I am only being completely honest with you

>>34287344
I understand. Tbh, you're right. Not the liking "dudes in dresses" part but the girlfriend part. I know i should stop trying to "pursue" pizza but i kinda just want to talk. Not do anything lewd but i guess it's still a bad idea. Although pizza wouldnt do anything lewd with me anyways. Oh and gf is okay with "dudes in dresses" and even wants me to dress up at some point and peg me.

As a girl with a cock, how do I persuade robots to date me??

>>34287442
Whatever floats your boat you crazy fuck

Jesus, so degenerate.. but I am drug addict so its cool I get it

Sometimes there are things you just need to do and it feels to good to stop with you on that one

>>34287333
Probably my favorite tripfag. But I like /r9k/ people better than other board regulars in general.

>>34287503
cute hormone titties

>>34287344
Wtf do you care? Are you some butthurt fembot buttflustered because men would prefer traps over you?

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pizza be my practice gf pls
i ask evertime

>>34287519
Yeah. Fortunately I'm not a drug addict atm. Chick i know was trying to get me into heroin. Got any experience with that?

>>34287503
Show me your ditties and face and I show you my benis and face and we decide if we're compatible after talking for a while

>>34287582
yeah heroin fucks your shit up fast and will likely kill you since its been laced to shit recently and will be unless you're buying from a decent vendor online

>>34287616
Ah. Yeah, I only have experience buying xanax, acid, and weed from online vendors. Nothing else.

>>34287650
Yeah keep it to that three unless you want your problems to seep out irl

>>34287666
Yeah, I will. Have a good day anon, nice talking to ya, and nice satan trips.

>>34287130

Real girls get enough attention as it is.

>>34287560
Nope just bored and its sort of funny

>>34287582
Unless you dont have an addictive personality I would stay the hell away from it if you are going to do it no needles at least until you have experience with it because shooting up can get very bad very fast if you dont know what you are doing

Normally I would say I dont care but when it comes to girls and heroin watch the fuck out dude girls who do heroin VERY VERY SHADY I mean her end game could potentially be to get you hooked so you can "do her bidding" so to speak

She might actually be cool which has NEVER been my experience yeah they are fun but don't like them dude because your life will literally be hell

Just bang her do some dope maybe but just be careful just know that she probably has an agenda at least that is the mindset I would carry with me

>Girls who use drugs always assume they are fucking with you for a reason because this is usually the case.. They are women remember?

>>34287616
This isn't even remotely accurate
Dope dealers need business they know how the drug works so it is easy to exploit

Why sell a shitty product if you are a drug dealer?

H dealers are by far the most trustworthy drug vendors as long as you have been doing continued business with them

Meet some Mexicans they are literally the best people to go to because they just want your money and they wont fuck you over because they want you to come back

They usually have cartel connections too so they aren't bullshitters

Also you can trust them because mutually assured destruction

What they are doing is EXTREMELY illegal as well as you you both sort of have each others asses on the line

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Mfw no one seems to realize that's not Pizzas tripcode

What do you guys think pizzas butt smells like? I'm getting hard just thinking about it

>>34287980
>One proud dad here

>Utter disappointment

My fucking sides dude

>>34287181
kill yourself

unsurprisingly not original


even that wasnt original

>>34287915
mfw I do but I still pretend it is because I have nothing going on in my life

>>34287867
No it's accurate and that smack you're buying off those spics is probably disgusting and impure.

>>34289941
You can get raw but all the niggers get raw unfortunately unless you know better connects because you know I live in Maryland so I am fucked which is good

I used tar because I was in Colorado

We would get some pretty wild shit in terms of tar, I am aware its purity is low but I am also well aware of dealing with niggers

>>34289970
How have you not just hit up the dankweb and ignored the spic and nigger middlemen

>>34286859
Is egg in denial?

Soon I'll be cute like Pizza, I hope /r9k/ loves me then

>>34290150
only if you show us your feminine pebis

>>34290066
Because I am an actual drug addict dude when I need the drugs now I need the drugs now.. I cannot literally wait 3+ however many days its going to take to come through the maily also, I would have caught so many worse charges for sending that shit to my house and eventually getting caught which I am almost certain would have happened

i think pizza looks pretty cute, i think it's just the fringe that's putting most people off.

no-one looks good with a short fringe like that.

>>34290911
It's not the fringe, it's the small eyes with tranny thousand yard stare

>>34290927
the eyes are fine. you'd be surprised how much the hair does to frame the face and make you look either good or gross.

besides, everyone on /r9k/ has a thousand yard stare

>>34290911
Short fringe is hard to pull off. I'm always afraid of going to short when i cut my bangs for that reason. You need like, huge eyes to pull it off

>>34290936
Also depending on the thickness of the glasses they could make the eyes appear smaller

>>34290939
exactly the point, if you aren't overtly confident you can 100% own the hairstyle, then pick something else.

besides, long fringe is the best

>>34287181
>Virgins
>Not your sole fanbase.

Why are you so quick to throw them under the bus? Anyone who has slept with a woman can detect you're a man in drag.

>Acts all tough from behind the internet.
>Was utterly crushed and addicted to reading the put downs on stream, all night.

nani desu

>>34290911
>i think it's just the fringe that's putting most people off.

Or the whole having a man face thing

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>>34291022
pizza's not that bad looking, anon. as i said, the hair is incredibly important for passing/not passing. and as it stands, she passes better than most of /mtfg/

anyway, no bully ok?

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>>34290936
Pizza has bigger shoulders than I do and I'm 6'1 300 with 8 inch wrist.

>>34286859
He's still cute. I'd hit it.

>>34291061

Well I never said he was ugly, he just looks like a dude in the face.

>>34287181
FAKE PIZZA
look at the trip

>>34291121
well maybe you should stop having such feminine shoulders anon

>>34291135
no bully ok?