childhood stories thread

Christ I had teachers who would try do this to me. Wasn't slow, just got easily distracted by little things so I would look around the room a lot while still some what listening. Whenever the teacher called on my I would have the answer, which would just piss them off so they would find little ways to punish me. I don't know why elementary school teachers are such sociopaths.

>>34281511
Sorry for the errors in that, auto-correct.

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This triggers the living FUCK out of me, fuck.

>>34281292
most teachers are pathetic people.

>>34281578
It shouldn't, I made it up.

Grade school teachers are fucking terrible.

I got a strange one

>be 12 or so
>good friend is at my place
>being silly and stuff
>sometimes saw each other's willy and whatnot, know him for really long
>thought of an amazing prank.
>go to toilet and take off pants, giggling like mad at this point because of my master prank
>call for him like i was in danger and wait for him to rush inside
>he comes inside
>i turn my rear to him and spread my cheeks
>i push with a "hnnng" basically forcing him to look at real life goatse
>he screams and vomits next to the sink
>"i saw something red anon"
>turns out i have an anal prolapse a few weeks later
>no longer friends

>>34281781
Don't pretend to be OP. I am the OP. This shit happened 11 years ago and it still hurts.

>>34281817
Fucking kek i felt like gagging reading that

This is a nostalgic bumperino

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>be 11 or so
>at some point all the classroom and teacher are doing nothing
>we start telling jokes
>some popular chad start
>everybody laugh of course
>he even add cheesy sound effects
>im next
>tell the joke,though it was funny
>nobody laugh
>try to add the same effects of chad's joke
>still no laughs

>>34281781
>11 years ago
>1st grade

you're cutting it pretty close there kid

wow what a fucking cunt teacher

>year 7
>Sitting in combined studies (English, geography and history) staring out the window, resting my chin on my hand
>Teacher is talking about the English language
>Asks what languages it's primarily made of
>A few guesses, Latin and whatnot
>She lists all the main ones
>But not French
>I mumble "also French" or something while still looking out the window
>"What was that anon?"
>Turn to face the teacher and take my head off my hand to talk better
>"English comes from french, too" or something to that effect
>She seems offended by my idiocy
>"No." Really meanly, like I'd accused her of some heinous act
>I have no self confidence at this point so I just slouch back and accept it, didn't know it was possible to stand up for yourself
Years have passed and I still have a burning hatred for Mrs Delaney.

>tfw never raised hand and teachers never called on you but you would have gotten all the questions right if they would of

I posted these while ago in a similar thread.

>1st grade
>pretty much the first few days (don't remember exactly)
>sitting on a bench about to eat lunch by myself
>a group of kids come sit with me
>start saying that i'm a little annoying
>i never really talk
>one gets up and punches me in the stomach winding me
>fall to the ground in a ball trying to breathe
>grab my TinyTeddy lunchbox take the food
>stomp on my lunch box next to my face
>kick me in the back a few times
>get up after awhile
>sit on bench look up and see a teacher just looking at from from the stairs about 15 meters away.

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>I'm in the middle school orchestra
>I'm gunning for first chair
>I'm walking around the halls when no ones' around
>First violinist comes up to me
>He pins me up the wall
>He points a stapler at me
>I'm shocked and terrified
>I pee my pants
>He starts laughing and drops me
>Drops stapler
>Hits my leg
>My pants are stapled to my leg
>I start to cry
>He's laughing even harder
>"I hope you know not to take my place now."

Once I get sent to the office by a substitute teacher because some kids sitting next to me were talking too loud. I was just reading a book. The teacher made me stand up, asked the class if I should be sent to the principal for being disruptive, and every single student raised their hand. The principal never showed up while I waited in his office so when the bell rang I just left.

>>34282469
That last part sounds nice desu

>>34282059
Unless, of course, they asked you the correct way to say "would have"

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The first time I ever got drunk was with a hobo. He had an awesome little shack and even had a TV with a vcr. He taught me a bunch of English. I would go hang out with him and watch CRAZY asian cartoons and talk to him about video games, all while tipsy. He would buy me good wine while he drank some slop out of some trash bags he made.

Cool guy, one of the only friends I have ever had.

>>34282942
Did you find out why he was Homeless?

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>>34281292
what anime is that original gif from?