How the fuck do I masturbate w/out porn robots?

I too want to try noporn but I don't want to do nofap. Getting in here to see what other anons have to say.

While we wait, I'll share an experience:
> Watching orchestra concert
> First piece was SICK
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> Second piece was boring baroque normal string quartet rep
> Was also very tired and hadn't fapped in a couple days
> Bored, a little sleepy, have to pee, and consequently VERY horny during second piece.
> Didn't want to get up and leave in the middle of the concert
> Recently had read on here about how great it is to splooge from thought alone
> Lay back, close my eyes, and think hard
> At one point almost come, even convulse a little
> Just can't quite get there
> After the concert is over, sprint to the bathroom

I've heard that it shouldn't be impossible to imagine something very vividly as if you are actually seeing it, since it is just a function of the brain.

My imagination is not as powerful as i wished it were

>>34280857
Yeah wet dreams are a thing. I actually had one just last night now that I think about it. I wasn't even having sex in the dream; I was just dry-humping some object.

>>34280048
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Get comfortable and relax, then start imagining lewd shit. Don't do it in the shower and don't start fapping before you actually feel like it. It might take a bit, but eventually shit will get clearer, you'll get horny, hard as a rock, then your body will start screaming to masturbate.

>>34280857
Minds eye is like a muscle senpai, the more you imagine shit in your head visibly, the better it'll get with time. Takes a bit though.

I hit puberty in the mid 90's before internet porn was widely available. Or, it was there but you know, dial up, 14.4, and the "family computer" was in a public area. Anyway, fapping without porn even back then with hormones raging full blast was not satisfactory. Even a fucking Sears catalogue lingerie section was an improvement over nothing.

I say this because there is always that faggot who rolls in to these threads saying boys these days are densensitized to porn because it's so available and back in my day we had to fap outside in the woods in the middle of winter thinking about our classmates and we damned well liked it. Bullshit. Under those circumstances the way to go, I assume, would be to try extra hard to fuck said classmates. Or do what I did and shoplift Playboy magazines from the mall bookstore (yes mall bookstores had porn back then).

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>>34280048
Try it in bed instead of in the shower. I'm not sure why, but I can't for the life of me get off in the shower.

Funny thing happened masturbating in the shower once -- I was pretty tired, but I wanted to jerk off and I figured I would take care of it in the shower. So I started up, and was going for about ten minutes. The water was really hot and everything got really steamy. I was sort of standing / leaning in the shower, and trying so so hard to actually finish, and I actually passed out, fell over, grabbed the door on my way down, and broke our fucking shower door. That was difficult to explain.

Point is, try it when you're lying down in bed. Preferably right after you shower and with new sheets on, when it's quiet and you have some space to think.

By the way, I have a very warped sexuality and find it difficult sometimes to jerk off to "regular" pornography.

>>34280048
Back when I was younger and didn't have readily available access to porn as often as I do now, I would make up stories in my head. Sometimes they'd get kinda grandiose and I'd carry them on for nights at a time.

They were all pretty fucking simple, I'm stuck for one reason or another in an enclosed area with one or more gorgeous women and sex happens. Really I'd build the world more than the relationship. As I grew older I'd actually try developing character more and that really helped the stories become more satisfying.

Those faps have helped me become a better writer desu.

>>34280354
How the fuck do you cum from just sheer thought