you know when you think about it, the trap meme really works

>>34277943
If the more feminine half of /r9k/ posters turned into traps to be gfs (male) for the more masculine half, none of us would be lonely anymore. Th-thanks, Jews.

>>34277943
I think about becoming a trap alot but I just don't know.

>>34278052
>I just don't know.
I would think it's a pretty clear-cut decision. If you're too weak and useless to be an actual man, drop out of the race and be someone's gf. Maybe you're 5'6", or maybe you have a tiny stupid-looking penis, or maybe you can't grow facial hair properly. Just looking at someone, you can tell if they'd be better off abandoning their attempts at masculinity.

>>34277943

This would only kind of make sense if I actually wanted to date men. I still have tfw no gf feels, but I don't make threads about it or orbit roasties.

>>34278452
>don't want to date men other than egg

ftfy

>>34278519

Like both of us have said many times we are not dating and will not start dating.

>>34278571
Don't be silly, we all know you got EGGED

>>34278590

All we did was get comfy on a couch together. You don't snuggle up with your platonic friends? Anon..

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>>34278614
Can you describe how it felt to get EGGED?

>>34278571
You are not dating yet, but you are definitely fuckbuddies.

>>34278649

I wouldn't know.

>>34278730

Nah.

>>34278590
>>34278649
>EGGED
I prefer BOILED
Also pizza you're a stupid cia nigger if you take comments from strangers on the internet to heart.

YOLKED

Why the fuck is this not original

>despite pizza being accused of being uggo, he get's male attention, not just on here mind you, real cock in real life, but he does have the pleasure of a few nice orbits. he takes meds that make him feel good obviously, so much so that he was brave enough to show herself. eggman wants to sniff it now. literally nothing of value was lost and he isnt out chasing roasties or making tfw no gf threa

fixed

>>34278844

I can't help it I'm sensitive. I have a pretty high tolerance for mean comments, but 8 hours straight is a bit much to handle.

>>34278948
If it makes you feel better my life is 100x worse than yours and I think you're qt but Ill still probably harass you over this eggman thing because its funny.

>>34279083

Thanks. I guess I shouldn't take stuff for granted.

>>34279252
Please do a few squats before your next camshow. Your legs look great but your ass is flatter than Hank Hill's. Also, more cock.

>>34279325

Yeah yeah I'm working on it.

>>34278452
>gf

(male)

>>34279325
>>34279355
Where is the camshow hosted and when?
I'd love to see more of pizza

>>34279584
You snooze you lose I wont send it to you. good luck finding it loser.

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>>34279609
I just want to see cute boypussy anon

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>>34279355
Pizza is a solid 7/10 which is higher than eggy-kun. Also CHECKED

Literally anyone can get male attention, it has absolutely no value

>>34279749
.t toast roast