Red Flags

>>34276685
Red flags for women
>she's a virgin
>she doesn't have a mental illness
>she wasn't molested or abused as a kid
>she won't come on a killing spree with me

>>34276708
>she's a virgin
>red flag
wrong

>isn't white
organo

>>34276685
females
>"social" smoker
you smoke or you dont, pick a side bitch.
>flirts by touching
how can your communication skills be so lack luster you NEED to physically touch someone to show interest.
>doesnt drink
i like to drink, noone drinks alone
>has "christian" tattoos, especially crosses
long story short, the modern christian cross was stolen from other cultures to make conversion easier. Namely one that contributes to my faith.
>makes sound effects
police academy 3 kills my boner

I would love to hear a fembot list some red flags about men- I don't think I've ever seen that.

>>34276953
Red flags for men
>great hygine
>chads
>bulky guys
>thugs
>uncicrcumcised
>ill fuck anyone at this point though desu
>i need that dick

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>>34276685
>She wears blue contact lenses over brown eyes

>has a child
>had a divorce
>dyed hair
>meme eyebrows
>clubbing
>student debt greater than 50% of her annual salary
>over 26
>mostly guy friends
>vegan

women

>complains incessantly
>no sense of humor
>no real hobbies/passions
>inability to hold conversations beyond small talk
>extreme passivity
>overly guarded sexuality
>overly open sexuality
>extremely insecure and believes that all women are extremely insecure by rule
>overweight
>a grown child masquerading as an adult and looking for a man to adopt her

>>34276685
For anyone really.

>Like nigger music.
>Try so much being black despite not being one.
>Base his/her life around political affiliation.
>Is a SJW.
>Druggie.
>Have had tons of partner before.
>Is a smoker.
>Have tattoos.
>Follow any Monotheistic Religion
>Is a militant Atheist.
>Make up stupid gender pronoun crap.
>Has mental issues.
>Is obsessed with social media.
>Watch stupid TV shows or Netflix.

>>34276685
For anyone

>Has a kid

>very short hair
>brightly colored dyed hair

>>34276685
Men
>doesn't like reading
>against religion
>smokes anything
>can't go out without drinking
>won't watch or read scifi, fantasy and capeshit
>no degree past age 24 (come on, even with a break or failed classes a competent person can finish in 6 years..)
.....
[Spoiler]>mfw I realize I wrote characteristics of my current bf but lost my v to him so clinging as long as possible
>mfw I have no face, only intense self hatred and regret [/spoiler]

>uses falsies
>wears lulu lemon pants
>rides horses
>doesn't know how to cook
>uses social media

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>>34276685
Females:
>non-virgin
>fat
>dyed hair
>nonwhite
>likes nonwhite things
>atheist or left leaning in general

>>34276685
In women and men alike:
>obsessive as a girlfriend/boyfriend
>psychological disorders in the realm of obsessive compulsion/extreme germophobia
>IQ under 100
>wants me to stop doing the things I enjoy even though it has nothing to do with them, bar eating up a little time we could spend together
>unaffectionate/unloving
>a drug addiction/obsession (casual use is fine)
>inability to converse beyond small talk
>mindless conformity (thought-through, reasonable conformity is okay and includes things like not pissing on the couch)
>hates muh salt guns, genuinely believes gun control/weapons legislation makes us safer
>doesn't read books
>can't do simple tasks like laundry or dishes for themselves
>wears weed/liquor themed clothing in public settings
>wears pyjamas in public
>wears jogging pants in public (at the gym or otherwise exercising is okay)
>can't read analog clocks
>iDevice
>ponytail anchored above what I call the "cranial equator"
>listens to current top 40 music and nothing else
>listens to dubstep, most current rappers, or hippy indie bullshit made by two dudes with awful, filthy beards, beanies and jeans with no room for balls
>prefers censored/radio safe versions of songs
>believes in censorship in general
>religious zealot (or atheistic zealot, for that matter)
>doesn't believe violence is an appropriate response to violence
>looks too much like a dude

>>34276685

>Not a virgin
>Likes to travel
>Does drugs
>Drinks alcohol
>strained/nonexistent relationship with her father
>Has 3 or more social media accounts
>Likes traditionally male things without actually appreciating them; just likes male attention
>Dresses provocatively
>excessively uses makeup
>tattoos
>Spiritual but no religious

>>34279371

>women and men alike
>looks too much like a dude

Nigger, what?

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>Thinks liking Netflix, pets, drinking, or going to a bars somehow defines her personality
>Has even a slight interest in group sex or open relationships
>Dog filter photo used anywhere

>>34276685
>asian man

You have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34279508
He likes feminine aesthetics

>>34279508
I like my men to look kinda like women. I'm not into big, hairy, muscular people, man. I like both my men and women to be average-sized, clean shaven and mostly feminine. I'm more of a Kinsey 2 than a 3.

>>34279019
what are lu lu lemon

>>34276685
Red flags in women:

She is a christcuck
She is a virgin
She doesn't suck dick
She won't let me rim her ass
She wears dresses more often than pants

>>34276749
insecure faggot detected

Back to /pol/

>he has ever played any doom game

>>34276862
I'm a guy and I'm social smoker
I'd never buy a pack but there are nights where I'm drunk as fuck and I could end up smoking half a pack of other people's boges by the end of the night easily (people are a lot more willing to share when they're hammered and happy)

>>34276685
Red Flags for women
>she's a woman
>she's a woman

>>34277202
mostly guy friends is a massive red flag, I've never met a girl who hangs out with guys a lot, who wasn't easy when it comes to chads

>>34279019
I don't see why yoga pants are a red flag to you they look hot, are supposedly comfortable, and pretty much every somewhat attractive girl from 14-26 wears them

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>>34276685

>metal ear piercings above the age of 23
>more than one tattoo
>wears snapack hats
>says niggas or bitches
>never went to college
>smokes
>doesn't like pets
>eats junk food

Overall just gut feelings too, trust your instincts even if they have all green flags yet something seems off


Femanon here so inb4 gaaaay

>mouths off about national politics but does nothing at the local level
>easy to bait
>thinks video games, tech hobbies are "lame"
>many piercings
>many tattoos
>slut

>>34281094
Agreed. That anon is is sick-in-the-head moralfag probs

>>34281100
>smokes
true, should have put that one too

>>34281094
They only wear them to show off their ass.

>>34279475
you've literally just cut off like 90 of U.S. women because every single one has at least one of these qualities and if they don't they're either really weird/ugly or both

>>34276685
>manlet

That's pretty much it

>>34281155
What is your defining height for manlets?

>>34281128
And...? I would like to check out their ass.

>>34280972

heheh yes goyim marry chad's scraps!

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>>34280972
>insecure faggot detected
wow
it's always the same thing

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>>34277088
This
I can not fucking stand this.
It hurts my eyes and I gag every time I see this
Absolutely disgusting.

>gives a shit about muh lgbt rights

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>>34281172
I go by this.
I'm a tall girl (5'8'') and I can't look at someone and consider him an adult man if his height starts with 5

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>>34281233
>tfw 6'3
I'm safe... for now at least

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>Is real

I only date anime girls.

>>34280948
This
Pants are way better than dresses, but dresses are allowable.
Women with jeans and skinny legs are the fucking best.

> Says his exs are all "crazy"
> doesn't really text and when he does it's after 10pm
> Has never had a serious relationship
> Says I don't really know what I'm looking for or want right now
> Tries to fuck on the second or third date.

>>34281283
>how to alienate 99.9% of r9k posters: the post

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>she has blonde hair
>she looks ugly
>she still wears piggy tails
>she wears booty shorts all the time
>she has short hair
>"feminist"
>dyed hair that is out of the ordinary
>is black
>has those long ass ghetto nails
>has a fucking Afro
>is a total bitch
>always plays the victim
>is "Bi"
>has a shit ton of Exs
>doesn't have a pussy
>can't get pregnant
>is rarely intimate
>she won't let me suck on her toes
>she won't let me lick all over her body as I caress her luscious ass
>she's 3d

Red flags
>Has red flags
>Browses 4Chan
>Replied to this post

I wouldn't date me or any of you.

Get over yourself.

>>34281233
>>34281262
>tfw my last boyfriend was 5'6
phew, not doing that again. Not only are manlets short on the outside, they are also assholes 100% of the time. It's annoying as shit having someone the height of a child act like a whiny little bitch.

> Tries to bribe me with money or gifts
> Too sexually aggressive
> Can't commit to any thing
> smoke weed excessively
> is over 25 with no life plans
> Doesn't ever want kids or marriage
> says things "like women can't drive"
> Tries to fuck me too early on
> Never calls or texts unless he's horny or bored
> Immediatelty obsessed with me
> Talks quickly about fetishes or sex
> Sends lots of texts at once that go unreplied

>>34281398
> Tries to bribe me with money or gifts

THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

It's so fucking annoying when they try to make you feel indebted with stupid shit you didn't even want in the first place.

>>34281233
So essentially you only want the top 20% of guys. Only 4.5% are 6'2+ as well.

>>34281463
top jej
manlet detected

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>>34276685
any piercing other than ear. Chokers.

> Tries to bribe me with money or gifts
> Too sexually aggressive
> Can't commit to any thing
> smoke weed excessively
> is over 25 with no life plans
> Doesn't ever want kids or marriage
> says things "like women can't drive"
> Tries to fuck me too early on
> Never calls or texts unless he's horny or bored
> Immediatelty obsessed with me
> Talks quickly about fetishes or sex
> Sends lots of texts at once that go unreplied
>>34281451
They do that because they think we will be obligated to fuck them

>>34281503
you would let every single one of those slide if it was a chad

>Is non-white
>Is more emotional than I am
(seriously what the fuck is up with all the pussy men these days? Women should not be more logical than the men, but that's what's happening.)
>gets butthurt if I don't talk to them or text every single say
>browses reddit
>isn't smarter than me
>is a christ-cuck
>wears t-shirts with his obscure interests on them

>>34281495
I'm 5'11.75, may as well be 6' but out of the entire US population statistically only 4.5% are 6'2 or over. 20% are 6'+.

What makes you think that you are deserving of the top 4%?

>>34281597
I've got quite a bit going for me. I can see that from an objective standpoint, I'm a diamond in the rough, so why shouldn't I expect the best?
>100% white, European genetics
>perfect hourglass figure, and not fat
>D-cup boobs
>child-bearing hips
>very submissive
>good at cleaning and cooking
>have zero interest in having friends or going out of the house ever
>virgin

I'm okay with 5'11 and up. Just don't be shorter than me, because that's weird.
(Unless I want to play out some mommy-son fantasies :^)

>>34276685
Is this "red flags to which you are attracted for whatever gender", or "red flags for the gender to which you are attracted"?

I'm attracted to conflict-oriented girls, preferably from a lower-class background than my own.

>>34281713
Being fat isn't the same thing as being curvy

>>34281379
I'm 5'4 and I'm chill
I remember I had some manlet anger for a little bit in high school after my first break up (4 month realtionship lol, only hooked up twice) but I mentally grew out of it fast. I don't see why so many short guys are always bitching about not getting girls. Like yeah it sucks because of how much easier it is for an uglier guy who's 6 feet to pull a girl but is that all there is to life?
I've short pretty much my whole life. It's not something that's ever going to change. Why should I be angry about it when there are millions of people in the world who have it way worse than me. I could have lost and arm or got a terminal illness. I don't want to let something stupid like height stop me from being happy. To be fair though I'm pretty normie. If I were a 5'4 robot I'd probably be pissed with life too lmao. If you're happy and live confidently regardless of the fact that you're a half a foot shorter than most guys then your life will be fulfilling enough that you won't feel the need to bitch about stupid things like height.

>>34281912
also I'm fairly confident, know what I want to do in life, lift enough where I'm not a skelly and look pretty good without clothes on, funny, etc. If I have a lot of positive qualities about myself then why should I want to get in a relationship with a girl who's not willing to date me simply because I'm some inches lower than most guys. It's kind of ridiculous if you think about it. I'll just wait until I find a girl who loves me as much as I love her. Hopefully it happens before I get old&ugly

>>34281912
Good for you, anon. I know I wouldn't be able to be happy being a manlet, but that's pretty cool that you've made peace with it.
It sucks, you can change anything about yourself except height and race. If I were born a short male, or a nigger, I'd kill myself.

Also, I'd have sex with you if you let me be your mommy.

>>34282009
kys you stupid pedo bitch

>>34282036
go to your room young man

>>34281713
So your best qualities consist of being white, not fat, shutting yourself in at home and being able to clean up after yourself. That's not very impressive honestly.

You can't coincide your qualities as "the best" when plenty of people can offer the same thing with ease.

>says they like me

:(

>>34282079
I'd say it's pretty good considering the majority of women these days can't even qualify as a "normal woman." They rarely ever meet the minimum requirements, so when a perfectly normal woman does come along, she seems a lot more favorable by comparison.

>>34282144
Pretty good doesn't qualify for the top percent of the population.

>>34281008

That's called being a leech. Also:

>Goes on parties
>Is on r9k

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34276685
>She has a political party listed as her political affiliation on facebook

>She has no friends or one friend

>Family has a lot of money

>family doesnt have enough money.

>>34282227
I already told you I'd settle for anyone who is taller than me (5'8)
Get over your manlet rage already.

>she can't beat battletoads with no warps or continues

no thanks

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>is an animal abuser
>dislikes dogs
>has a hatred of veganism
>claims and/or actually believes that Donald 'Grab life by the pussy' Trump is Literally Hitler
>cannot go anywhere without their phone or other similar tech
>makes no attempt to eat even moderately healthily and/or exercise somewhat
>is in a cult
>adheres fanatically to the doctrinal nonsense of, or is in any way an advocate of any of the big three societal cancers of modernity; femininism, islam, and "anti-racism" (black lives matter, black panthers, black nationalist groups like UHURU or whatever the fuck it's called and the like)
>associates with the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZED community, whether or not they're a tranny, homosexual, bisexual, or whatever
>has sillily simplistic concepts of what constitutes an adult such as 'board/video games are for (man) children, for example
>believes that the law-abiding citizenry hasn't the right to own firearms and other weaponry

Too lazy to post more and who cares? It is sort of cathartic to type shit out sometimes though. Maybe this is why shitposters exist. Hmm...

my gf:

>was a virgin when I met her
>is white
>social recluse so no friends and no social media
>only wants to do what I want to do
>is thin

why can't I treat her right? ;_;

>>34279371
>>looks too much like a dude
This one is actually quite good advice. It's been shown time and time again that women with higher testosterone levels are more promiscuous, and thus less likely to be loyal.

>>34276685

Attracted to girls. Dry cock HKV.

Red flags:

* Writes an essay about wanting 3 children. Reads it out aloud during lesson. 1st semester, technological uni. There's no excuse to being childish anymore, that's just insanity.

* Hangs out with a muscular "friend". Hits the bar with said "friend".

* Wants to be older, asks everyone how old she looks. Older Chad fucker guaranteed!

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prison desuuu

major red flags for women

Virginity
Mental Illness
SocJus
"Art Student"
"i don't drink beer"
tattoos in clearly visible areas that aren't the upper arms.
picky eaters
smelly breath (it's happened multiple times trust me)
obesity
anorexia
bulimia
controlling parents
crazy ex boyfriends
girls who watch anime are okay but i don't like anime so i'd rather they don't talk about it to me

i had a little soft spot for weeb girls honestly but i'm 100% normie and they want some weeb twink boy

w4m
>has a cat

Men
>mean to wait staff, retail assistants etc
>mean to his parents for no reason
>momma's boy, won't disagree with anything she says
>bad hygiene
>does any type of drugs
>drinks more than socially
>NEET with no plans of ever getting out of it
>talks incessantly about politics/religion
>talks like a "bro"
>has cheated in the past
>hates animals
>can't do anything for himself
>has a lot of ex-gfs

>Poor/no relationship with father
>SocJus
>Studying a meme degree
>Too much makeup, piercings or tattoos

In order of relevance

>>34283832
this is a very good base to start from

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don't be so judgemental anons,my only red flags would be if she dated/fucked a lot of men before me and didn't show regret or remorse for her actions

everything else I can look the other way because you dont know how that person grew up and what happened in their life

>>34276862
>how can your communication skills be so lack luster you NEED to physically touch someone to show interest.
Autist
>long story short, the modern christian cross was stolen from other cultures to make conversion easier. Namely one that contributes to my faith
What the FUCK are you on about

>>34277384
>monotheistic religions are red flags but polytheist "pagans" or Western """buddhists""" arent

>>34279371
>psychological disorders in the realm of obsessive compulsion/extreme germophobia
Fuck you too pisscunt

>>34284408
And Hindus don't forget the Hindus.

>>34281575
>isn't smarter than me
Something tells me that isn't too difficult. :^)

>like alcohol
>likes soccer
>going to restaurants and bars is a special experience for her

>>34282338
>ZED
My America is triggered.

red flag for men

he says "chad" or "stacy"

Is it possible for me to find gf?
Red flags are:
>short hair (even worse if dyed, long dyed hairs are ok)
>follows stupid rules of any religion
>listens to degenerate music
>lazy, watches TV shows all day, doesn't do chores
>obsessed with pseudo-intelectual love quotes but haven't read a single book in her entire life
>feminist
>too liberal
>too conservative

>>34284735
I also forgot:
>smokes
>drinks anything beyond red wine and beer
>watches sport

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>>34276685
>for whatever gender you're attracted to.

NO. FUCKING NO. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EQUALITY BULLSHIT.

ITS RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN.

Fucking faggot. Goddamn Trump is going to burn you all.

>>34279918
hi
tfw asian guy

>>34276685
>she's a westernized asian woman

>>34281912
>Le thinking about more unfortunate people coping mechanism.

>>34276685
>colored hair
>Undercut
>Bad/excessive tattoos
>Any piercings at all

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The main red flags, the rest isn't really that important.

>>34276685
>She compliments me
>She acknowledges me

2spooky4me I'd rather be a wizard

>>34280972
literally a beta cuck detected