>Huh, has my ass always been this big, anon? How do you respond?

I say: I don't know. What about your thighs? I prefer thighs like yours. Bottom line is you look great.

>>34273468
No, honey your ass is curvy.

I say: Anime was a mistake and drawings can't talk.

>>34274067
Delet this. You have until midnight.

>>34274067
>Anime
Feet finger whores are not an animation.

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>My butt keeps on getting bigger and bigger. Will you still love me even if I become more ass than person, anon?

How do you respond?

>>34274514
I say: I won't love you any less because of things beyond your control.

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>tfw no plain gf with a large, dumpy ass

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>>34273468
Keep posting fat asses

>>34273468
Yeah, you'd better watch what you eat, hun.

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>H-hey anon... I heard from your friend that you were into, um... girls with large asses...
>Is this true or were they just playing a prank on me?

How do you respond?

>>34275595
I say: Partially true. I only like large asses with just as large or larger thighs, and I prefer large thighs over large asses.

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>>34275595
Ayy boo boo time for sex fuck

>>34273468
Couldn't tell you. I don't look at butts.

>>34273468
>found out today a girl at work has a crush on me, kinda
>she constantly asks me if her ass looks good in [insert type of pants]

I never knew how to respond, now im fucking scared to.

>>34274033
>>34274575
>>34275739

God you must be drowning in it, how many maidens do you get?

>>34275831
cmon m7. wha are you afraid of? love b5 you die

>>34275912
I've dodged every woman who tried to hit on me and for the last decade I've been a hikikomori khv.

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>H-help, it keeps on growing! It's gotten so big that I can't get up!

What do you do?

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>>34273468
It's a damn shame that big ass anime girls aren't real

>>34276621
>woman tried to hit on me

>>34277254
It's a damn shame that anime girls aren't real.

>>34277728
It's a damn shame girls aren't real.

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>>34277728
Try dreaming of raping them, instead of just thinking about it force yourself to believe you actually are raping and penetrating a pussy of the girl as she tries to push you off but it won't work because your cock is making her weaker.

>>34273468
"No, you got fat."