/britfeel/

First for some bullshti

I wish for all /britfeel/ers to have a relaxing and comfy night.

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>>34273155
Further to these doubles, husbandos

Can't wait to watch the riots in America tomorrow.

Also need a piss but watching shit tv that I enjoy.
>tfw east devon

Karen poster is a dirty filthy immigrant tbqh

Stumbled upon a fucking great song tonight lads

https://soundcloud.com/shootybaker/tmlfrwjrmx

>>34273302
>not using piss jugs
>norman please leave

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Wish a naughty ghost will come molest me in the night.

The misery is creeping back in again lads. I can feel the lethargy building in my arms.
Mum asked me why I joke about suicide so often. Couldn't bring myself to just up and say I want to die.

Found I've been missing an ex from half a decade ago who I've barely even thought about for ages and who is married now. Want the feelings to go away

Any of you lads believe in ghosts? Our lad the other night got me thinking, even if he did turn out to be a shameful fraud

>>34273080
Bristol lad getting comfy for the late night edition.

Hows it going gents?

FUCK ALL WAIFU ATTENTION SEEKING FAGGOTS AND THEIR GAY LITTLE WAIFUS

>>34273326
>Found I've been missing an ex from half a decade ago who I've barely even thought about for ages and who is married now. Want the feelings to go away

Ha, been there, it's a nightmare.

Even just today her name jumped up on my FB and I felt funny.

This is despite having a gf I'm 100% happy with now.

January is a miserable month for the best of us lad.

>>34273363
fffrrrrttttttttt
i fart in you're general direction you pig swine you

>>34273338
I think not believing in ghosts makes it more interesting..

observing how humans can convince themselves otherwise.

mass delusions etc.

>>34273326
>Found I've been missing an ex from half a decade ago who I've barely even thought about for ages and who is married now. Want the feelings to go away
I still get pangs of this from an ex I had when I was 17. She totally ghosted, stopped responding to any of my attempts to contact her. Surfaced for a split second a year later when I looked her up and saw she had a new boyfriend, and disappeared again. 26 now, and still haven't had any closure. Likely never will.

Shit sucks, man, but you know the old saying.
"This, too, shall pass."
Life comes in bouts, your misery will come to an end just as the happy times do. Nothing lasts forever, and that can be as comforting a thought as it can be a depressing one. We're all here for you as well, lad.

>go to /diy/ after not visiting for years
>they're STILL arguing about shipping container housing

Hey lads non-brit here. Do you like drum and bass? Its been my favorite genre for many years. Kind of made me a britboo

>Simon Softcock reporting for duty

>>34273518
>She totally ghosted, stopped responding to any of my attempts to contact her.

Eh? Why didn't you just go to her house?

>>34273553
leave. right now lad.

>>34273518
>We're all here for you as well, lad.

It's hit a point where /britfeel/ is the closest friends I have

>>34273338
I dont really, no. I think it's interesting though.

In the same vein I don't believe in bigfoot, skinwalkers. dogmen or anything like that. But I do like reading about them and what people think etc.

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>>34273539
>Shipping containers

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I wish I could just stop drinking and stick to it lads

I stop for a week or two and then all of a sudden I forget (or choose to forget) how much its ruined my life and almost gotten me killed and then binge for a few days or so, doing shameful things all along the way that i regret

>>34273553
>Hey lads non-brit here.
Hello Karen poster

>>34273586
wrong boss m8

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>>34273325
I wonder what happened to the lad who saw the spooky ghost?
I'm also taking this as a call for waifus

>>34273553
Forgot your waifu there Karen

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>>34273553
Of course I like dnb, who doesnt?

What sort do you listen too? I cant get enough jump up.

https://youtu.be/kprdRUv-8H0

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>>34273325
>>34273363
posting

just watched some Kino and it's time for bed

and then up at 7am

>>34273563
I did. Nobody ever answered. I'm not exaggerating when I say she never responded to any of my efforts to communicate. After a few months, I found out she'd moved, but I don't know how long after the blackout that happened.

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>been studying for an hour or so
>decide to get up and do some pushups and stuff to get a bit of exercise
>suddenly get the really bad headrush and fingers go bright red
>currently trying to ride out a panic attack

>>34273593
Said it before and I'll say it again: just pretend you're in prison and have no choice. Visualise how if you'd been imprisoned for a year you'd be healthier and drink free. Better shape, happier, better off financially properly.

Now create your own prison, cognizant of the fact that as miserable as you are you will likely not be any less so in general. I'm 19 days in as are many people. Aiming for Easter at least. I've gone for three months before and honestly, it will be easier this time.

>>34273616
I don't have any appropriate pictures and don't want to download any but yeah

>>34273567
>>34273597
>>34273655
Wtf I have never posted here before

Got fired today because I lied on my CV and it was discovered.

At least I get tomorrow off.

>>34273638
FOY

FOY

F O Y
(Fuck off Yank)

>>34273638
/x/ outed him as a fraud who was ripping off a youtube channel lmao

>>34273711
lad. leave. right now.

>>34273701
Absolutely bizarre mate. How long were you together?

>>34273724
>At least I get tomorrow off.
that's looking on the bright side lad!

Any plans for your day off?

What did you lie about?

>>34273724
What was the lie?

surprisingly unoriginal

>>34273080
Paki paedo getting a kicking in Prison, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82he6CM_YM

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>>34273325
Lad, if a ghost turned up in the night near me, I'd probably just try to fist fight it.
Also this is apparently a call to post waifus, so posted.
>>34273638
Last thread you were getting bullied pretty bad, tbqh, but you should probably just leave them to it. Did your mum never tell you that if you don't give them a reaction, they'll stop?
Or to put it in the more internet way: Don't feed the trolls.

>>34273724
that's shit, mate, sorry. have a couple of beers n watch the inauguration

>>34273786
one million quid has already been deposited into his back account and 500 grand house signed over to his name. also the prison now has mandatory mosque visits

>>34273763
About two years. Absolutely bizarre is right. Still haunts me almost a decade later, she was a stunner, better than I deserved.

I do sometimes feel like I dodged a bullet though, she was thick as a yard of lard. I once mentioned Churchill in conversation and she thought I was talking about the dog. Probably wouldn't have been too long before I realised I couldn't be having with that. Still, it was a gutting experience to go through.

/blog

>>34273825
Obviously gets an underage white girl to molest in his cell too

>>34273849
>better than I deserved.

What? C'mon mate, you deserve a lot better than some thicko who ghosted you.

I remember you mentioning the Churchill thing before. I was the guy who had the girlfriend who made the noise like the Churchill dog during sex: "Ohhhh yes"

>>34273849
>>34273890
I remember both of you. And that conversation.

All I can picture is her nodding furiously and going "OHHH YESSS" in a scarily deep voice.

>>34273765
>>34273784

I said I had a CIPD qualification when I didn't. I thought I'd got away with it considering I'd been there a couple of weeks but I guess not.

Can't really complain, it's a shame though because I could do the job fine.

>>34273890
Ha, nice one m8, good to see you again.

Yeah, I've mostly moved on, but it still hangs over you when you don't get any proper closure. That was my point anyway, I don't want to feel like I'm taking attention away from the lad who's really suffering, I should probably stop talking about it.

To that lad; you're gonna be alright, mate. You'll find happiness elsewhere. Everyone does if they soldier on long enough, however temporarily.

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>>34273794
I think it was pretty fun with the attention at first but I'm bored with it now.

>>34273941
>CIPD
what's that? personal development? how did they find out?

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This empty thread proves itself

>>34273862

>>34273939
It wasn't really a deep voice but it was weirdly reminiscent of that dog.
>>34273963
Likewise mate. And I know what you mean. To be honest I've had relationships end and I did get proper closure but it still hangs over me.

Except my first girlfriend, who I broke up with in 2008, and a few little flings I had, I've never really gotten over any of them. Feels like they all fucked me around in one way or another.

My current girlfriend is an absolute gem though. A few girls have told me they love me before, but she's the first one where I actually feel that she loves me. I'm very lucky. And also weird and quite ugly, so if I can happen to me it can happen to anyone.

>>34274035
Im glad that faggot is dead!
Im dirt poor i'd love my rentals to give me a car, at 16 they chucked me out of their house.

>>34274129
they never loved you

>>34273986
>trying this hard to sound British

>>34273995

It's an HR qualification. They checked with the awarding body apparently, which was unlucky for me.

>>34274146
Shocker.

shockingly unoriginal

Two interviews at recruitment agencies tomorrow. Any tips for me lads?

>>34274210
get away from recruitment agencies as soon as possible

>>34274210
Wash your hands and wear clean clothes. If they ask the weakness question don't say 'I work too hard' or 'I'm a perfectionist' for fuck's sake.

>>34273963
>>34273890
>>34273849
>>34273763
>>34273701
>>34273563
>>34273518
>>34273326

I'm none of the anons who have posted, but this is very spooky and relevant. About two years ago my gf ghosted me out of the blue, months later I found out she was with someone else, I moved on and just forgot about her over time.

About 10 minutes ago she suddenly texts me out of the blue again wanting to catch up after 2 years. I check her facebook and she split up with her new bf yesterday

Fuck women.

>>34274242
Shut that bitch out and leave her in the same cold she left you. What does she think you are? The nerve of it.

>>34274242
>About two years ago my gf ghosted me out of the blue, months later I found out she was with someone else, I moved on and just forgot about her over time

I did similar with my first gf a few months back, she started Uni so it's obvious what she had in mind after she ghosted me.

pretty confident she will come back after a year or so, as it was me removing her after she ignored me

>>34274277

I'm so insulted, I really am. She doesn't give me any closure, then just does this too, jesus christ.

>>34274242
I've given them the benefit of the doubt so many times, but i can feel myself just starting to despise them. I've also started to resent mentally ill people even though I am myself. I'm not gonna pretend I haven't used it to my advantage before, but it's the cunts who let it use them that fuck me off.

Guy from the last thread who posted about his ex dating former best friend, with their bond being formed over self destructive drinking, self harm and bad 90s music.
One of our mutual friends posted on the normiebook relationship status update "fucking knew it". Kinda want to ask how long she knew it. Any more than 3 months and I'll blow my stack. Never mind I never got a fucking normiebook relationship status when I was with her

>>34274242
That is outrageous man. What a liberty.

I had a situation a few years ago with a woman that was similarly infuriating. I was really into her, we were together for two years nearly, but she was a few years older than me and said she wanted to have a family. She said she needed to have kids quickly, and even talked about having a kid by herself using artificial insemination.

I said that maybe we could start a family in the not too distant future, but she said that I was too young.

I was heartbroken that we broke up and it really hurt me a great deal, my life was basically broken for 18 months. Then I spent a year climbing back on my feet, and eventually got my self esteem to the point where I could meet someone else.

As soon as I met someone else, she came calling again! Said she made a huge mistake. Said she could wait to have kids, it wasn't a priority at all anymore. Said she'd always loved me and "In my head, we were always together." Literally as soon as I met someone else suddenly I seemed great again to her!

I told her where to go and I'm very happy with my new girl. Fuck women indeed.

Anyone know which supermarket (and brand) does the best tendies / chicken strips?

Not a meme by the way. I tried some Morrisons southern fried, and they were tasteless.

Looking for some to put on buns and wrap filling

>>34274431

M&S, but they are a bit pricey.

>>34274431
Lidl my jiggaboo

>>34274422
I kinda long for one to come crawling back one day just to give me the pleasure of being able to tell them to shove it

>>34274506
You know, I thought that, but when it actually happened it wasn't satisfying at all. It was just confusing and upsetting, and also very annoying for her to act heartbroken that I'm seeing someone else after she was the one who originally broke my heart and told me to move on.

>>34274431
Make your own tendies - If you have the guts. Seriously though
>grate some bread
>Add seasoning (suggest Cajun/ Paprika and a little pepper, possibly some cayenne, a little rosemary)
>Break some eggs in there
>Buy chicken strips or cut breast into the appropriate shape
>Roll in flour
>Roll in the mixture until it has adhered
>Bake for twenty minutes

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>>34274431
>>34274624
Fear not lads, Kay will soon have a tendies video out

>>34274624
Bake? Really? Surely you'd need to fry them to get it crispy?

>>34274679
I really wouldn't fry though it is an option. Only deep fry though - fried in a pan wouldn't come out right.

>>34274624
>mixing egg and coating
lad

keep your egg and coating separate, coat the chicken in egg, then bread it, then repeat if you want it extra crispy

>>34274707
i once did some chicken pieces in flour and and fried in pan, tasted just like kfc

>>34274707
Good tip, although I don't want to get into deep frying stuff at home. Seems like a slippery slope.

>>34274769
No it didn't
>Colonel's six million herbs and spices
>AKA plain flour

>>34274792
It is, don't do it

>>34274713
Shit you're right, my mistake

>>34274792
a slippery slope to what? being a fat bastard or burning your house down?

Well, I'm officially 21. Getting a kebab atm lads.

>>34274824
it did lad, just some salt, pepper and paprika is all you need

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>>34273325
not really a call, but fuck it. and because i'm still in a pirate mood i'll use the pic aagain
>>34273986
i didn't see all the shit, but i think you're alright lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZU-2Cz62DE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZU-2Cz62DE

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An anon sent me a picture of panties the purchcased. With them in them.
I don't know what I expected.

>>34274861
Do you ever wonder what KFC is like overseas? In the Deep South it's something they're proud of, and in Japan it's an actual restaurant meal. It's their traditional Christmas dinner and the Colonel is their Father Christmas, if you can believe it. I think ours must be absolute shit compared to elsewhere.

>>34274857
Happy birthday lad, don't forget the salad and diet coke. Got to think about your figure.

>>34274707
Completely wrong my man. My mum does chicken goujons, which are essentially tendies, shallow fried and they're fucking amazing especially with a bit of sweet chilli sauce

>>34274839
Not just being a fat bastard but full on heart disease and an early death. I'm already a little bulky as it is.

>>34274966
It's exactly the same everywhere, lad. Or at least, everywhere I've been. I've got family in the deep south, so I tried it while visiting there popeye's is better, and tried it in germany and france. Same in each location with minor regional differences in the menu.

>>34274857
Happy birthday mate - can't think of a better way to celebrate than getting a good, proper kebab at 1 AM.

>>34275048
aye lad. but a man aint nothin but a man, and ill die with a tendie in my hand

>>34274966
>>34275064
Actually lads it's a little bit different in Germany. The Zinger coating is MUCH milder, hot wings are the same. The Germans just don't go in for spicy food at all.

In America the big difference is no burgers - so there's no such thing as a zinger burger, which is mental to me because it's the best thing they do in my opinion.

>>34275112
Agreed. That and the Supercharger for that sauce.

Dr gave me Diazepam and said it gets you high. I want to try it but she also said they're really addictive so only use them when you feel you really need it.

Do I go for it lads? Late at night on my own and can already feel the boredom fuelling my brain in all the wrong ways and my sleeping pattern is fucked

>>34274624
I thought you had to deep fry them, which is why I never made my own because of the large amounts of oil needed

>>34275189
Oven bake most things, with a little olive oil where necessary. Save your heart.

>>34275184
Sniper Wolf is pretty difficult without it. Give it a shot.

>>34275184
first time i took them, it hit me like a truck. i slowly sank in to my seat groaning in ecstasy. was a good experience.

every other time it just sort of calmed me down, prevented me from cumming and made my limbs hard to control

>>34275082
Exactly lad, had a cig and having a kebab

>>34274966
Of course lad, round meal

How hard are warehouse job interviews

>>34275238
but a roastie already broke my heart

>>34275332
>you ever been caught stealin son?
>no
>you on drugs?
>no
>you're hired kid

>>34274839
not him but i once left the chip pan on over night.only with a tiny flame but went down in the morning to a strong smell of oil.
woopsie
left oven on a few times as well, but that's not as bad desu

>>34275333
At least you'll always have those trips. Can she say the same?

>>34273080

20th January 2016
>Kissless Virgin
>Never had gf
>No car
>NEET
>Live with parents

20th January 2017
>Employed
>Have slept with 2 women
>Have a car
>Have own house
>gf
>Child due in 2 weeks

>>34275332
My brother in law was the stupidest guy in the world and he's been doing it for over a decade - you'll be fine lad

>>34275383

WTF went wrong?

>>34275383
Sounded great until that last one - intentional?

>>34275383
>Child due in 2 weeks

How on Earth did you fuck up so bad?

You was doing so well until that last part and I was even considering congratulating you

>>34275383
>got suckered into having a kid with a girl he's been with no longer than a year
fucking hell you wish you didnt have a job when your paying child support

>>34275383
>Child due in 2 weeks
anon don't make me laugh I have a hernia

>>34275423
You didn't factor in the 9 months pregnancy

>>34275399
>>34275405
>>34275406
>>34275423

Yeah intentional, we can afford it.

>>34275386
Im shtting myself. It's with edmundsons electronics and they're a fucking huge company so I feel like they'll have those assume questions that fuck me up like name a time where you had to overcome a challenge.

>>34275457
9 months is less than a year

>>34275469
No it isn't, a year is ten months since she got pregnant.

>>34275469
You was using "no longer than a year" as a rhetorical device to point out the absurdity of his situation

Based on that information, you would have used a much, much stronger statement such as "only 3 months"

This leads us to conclude you didn't factor in the 9 months pregnancy

20th January 2018

Fuck up the life of an innocent driver by jumping in front of his vehicle to end worthless existence.

>>34275458

Can the nigger who sired the child?

>>34273553
Old school jungle. Interesting fact: Kool fm used to be on the roof of a tower block I lived in as a kid,. Ive met Shabba, Debt, Skibba and all the djs and used to be allowed to sit in and watch the sets with my brother

>>34274951
Don't spoil the shanties I haven't got round to that one yet.

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>>34275774
Oops. Forgot the picture of my dearest avoiding spoilers

>>34275383
So what'd you do? what changed everything

t.
20th January 2017
>Kissless Virgin
>Never had gf
>car
>NEET
>Live with parents

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>>34275774
sorry lad, neither have i, i just know it from a sea shantie medley thing on youtube, and thought the assasins creed 1 was relatable, what with you playing black flag didn't even know it was from rogue
suppose i should add a, oh shit back-fired there, pic

>>34275383

Not quite as extreme, but when I was 24 I was a virgin, now I'm 26 I have 2 gfs

>>34275886
https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/comments/5ojrfz/request_cum_on_miia_the_lamia/

what are your thoughts on this post?

>>34275886
It's no real issue. I was only joking.

>>34275915
oh no, i'm not the only person that likes her
what'muh to do?
good job really desu or there would be no daki of her,there'd be no lewd pics for me to wank to either. i woud have to do my own lewd drawings then, that would ruin the mood pretty quickly desu

>>34276034
>what'muh to do?

buy the figure and cum all over it for them lads on reddit?

>>34275957
> I was only joking.
ah right
didn't get that, desu

>>34276115
might just do lad
i've done tributes on, cumonprintedpics,for peoples wives.so not really too much of an ask, desu

>>34276126
Yeah, it's a bit difficult to get across sarcasm over text.

>>34276257
ah fuck it don't worry about it. we'll say 50-50 equal blame
you shouldn't be sarcastic and i shouldn't take everything so seriously

>Can't sleep again

In the past 5 days I've gotten about 15 hours of sleep

>>34276564
Shall do, aye. Seems only fair, stops any quarrels and the like.

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>>34276663
Same here mate, reckon i need some new pillows
Always feels like I'm sleeping on rocks atm

>>34276663
Same here, but because of a specific situation. This is not normal for me.

How do you manage to live your day-to-day life?

>>34276706
How do you deal with being this tired?

>>34276735
This isn't normal it's caused by severe stomach issues I'm going through atm. I'm wondering at what point this becomes a medical emergency...

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>>34273325
Posting the missus.
>>34276663
I know your pain, lad.
>>34276706
>got a fancy new memory foam matress to help me get some sleep
>it didn't work

>>34276756
Poorly and with caffeine until I can get a chance to properly knacker myself out somehow, then hibernate for a good dozen hours

>>34276883
Problem is far worse for me. I can't get to sleep at all, and when I do it's 3-4 hours like every other day.

>>34275112
>In America the big difference is no burgers
The one I went to had them. Just a far more limited selection of them - as you say, no zinger or towers.

>>34275628
looking to have a cheeky wank at the thought, m8?

I tried fixing my sleep cycle. Went to sleep at 12 Tuesday night to wake up at 10. Then I fell asleep at half 9 last night because I was tired as fuck.

Woke up at half 7 because I had probation and now I'm still up at almost 3am. What the fuck

>>34274242
We are all having strange occurances it seems. Well, mine not too strange.
Girl I was fucking back in 2015 who I scared off posted on whisper today about a negative pregnamcy reading. I know it's her because she's in a tiny village.

Pretty miffed desu

>>34277123
I know how you feel. Last night I went to be at 8, woke up at 4am and fell back asleep to wake up at 3pm

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>about to take out a man o' war on a sliver of health
>a gunboat bumps into me

>>34277261
get the fuck out of our thread cunt

>>34277743
don't ever post in my thread again, I'm serious

>>34273786
WTF they know his actions were not official posts right?

>>34277743
Say that to everyone else who mentioned their exes and I will. Going to bed rn tbhl

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>>34273325
>still one more day of work left
>no idea what I'm supposed to work on
>can tell the day is gonna drag on

I fucked up my JET interview lads. Now I have no plans for the upcoming year once I've graduated. This May I become a NEET

>>34277383
bastards.
you need to be quick when at the helm lad,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPUMnIe9iN8
ganbatte
i'm retiring to my quarters for the night

>>34277940
I managed to get it in the end. I coated it, a gunboat and a brigg away from the other two gunboats and the frigate which made it a lot easier to handle.

>>34277895
i'm the opposite. 1 last day of freedom, before i'm back to slavery next week
but hopefully i'm off the week after, so it ain't too bad

>>34277993
good thinking
captain

>>34277929
sorry to hear that mate, how'd you fuck it up?

i was planning to apply for the next intake

>>34277929
how did you fuck up? any advice?

who up on the 3:30am regretting bad decisions from 5 years ago and getting irrationally angry at other past events vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S32pdKZIrjo

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>>34278220

fucking fucks

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>>34278236

how do i pull myself out of this slump

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>>34278220
>from 5 years ago
more like 1 year ago
just throw me in the trash

>>34278354

i think i regret 99% of everything ive ever done i nthe last 10 years

its okay brother

Anyone else listen to Men At Work?
I like their happy sad songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p6ebaWdDys

>>34278187
>>34278194
They asked me to do a mock lesson, I couldn't think of a thing to say. Other than that, slight missteps that I reckon will add up.
There's a lot of resources online to help you, I was worried about sperging out but I acted quite professionally after getting into a professional mindset.

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I take a lot of comfort in knowing there are other insomniacs in this thread

>>34278660

any plans for today? hoping to try and get up before 11, shower, take my dog out then give my pc and room a good clean out and itll be about 2 by them and ill feel like ive accomplished something thus not feeling so bad about spending 12 hours after that shitposting on here.

i need a wee lads

>>34278707
I don't need to go anywhere tomorrow, and I'm pretty under-slept. If I would wake up at 4 or 5 pm tomorrow I'd be just fine.

>>34278732

fuck that sunlight shit.

>>34278660
not an insomniac, but definitely nocturnal

getting paid to sit at a desk and shitpost on 4chan for 12 hours a night isn't all bad but I kind of miss daylight, it doesn't help that I have to go to sleep as soon as I get home and go to work as soon as I wake up

mfw caught sight of myself in the mirror when I went for a piss before bed

Boutta watch this dumb Shooter show on Netflix and pass the fucc out

>>34278786
what's your job?

originaldesu

>>34279391
theoretically, "security"

in practice, like I say, I chat shit on /britfeel/ and watch netflix all night

>>34279545
where at? is it easy to get that type of job, id want to do that. what qualifications do you need?

>>34279610
london, you're virtually guaranteed to get accepted by a company, but without experience you'll probably start out as relief, getting phonecalls an hour before a shift is due to start asking you to cover someone who's dropped out of their shift which is fucking awful work unless you've got literally no life and don't mind your free time being effectively written off, I lucked out by getting given the site I'm on

if you want to be a desk jockey all you need to do is shell out for an SIA licence, which cost about 300 quid although most security companies offer schemes to help you pay off the cost by agreeing to write off the cost unless you quit before the licence expires, usually a three year period

I honestly wouldn't recommend it unless all of the above sounds completely agreeable to you, it can a cosy game but difficult to get out of

>>34279706
What kind of company do you work for?

>>34279706
if i drop out of uni, im going to do this. im nocturnal with no life, i dont even need the money but it sounds comfy

I am going to try and sleep now. I have an alarm set for half ten and I'm determined to get up then. Wish me luck.

>>34279739
just one of the many security companies in the country, I won't say which one for reasons

but basically all security companies do is take contracts from other companies who want their buildings staffed and guarded, ranging from data centres to law firms to historical institutes

you'll get permanent guards who are attached to that site in regular shift patterns, and the relief guards I mentioned above who get called at the last minute when someone can't turn up for work and fill in for them wherever they might be, which involves travelling all over the place to get where they're needed

>>34279764
it can be, sometimes it can be living hell depending on where you end up

I worked in the Sony head office for a couple of months back in 2008-2009, which was pretty comfy

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>>34279924
Good luck anon. I believe in you.
I'm going to call it a night in about 10 minutes, hoping for 10+ hours sleep

>>34279926
I mean what facility do you work security at?

>>34273080
>Hannah
That's some nostalgia

>>34279764
I dropped out of uni twice and while I regret both times, I think mentally I just wasn't coping so it probably wouldn't go any differently even if I went back and tried again. In the end I'm far too paranoid/ anxious to succeed in any sort of social setting. I wish universities were like they were decades ago where you could just go, study the subject, pass, and it was as simple as that. Academics in recent times seem obsessed with all this teamwork and group assignments malarkey which quite frankly, being terribly antisocial, I just can't be fucked with one bit. Yes those things are excuses but also reasons, waking up every morning with a horrible dread to go somewhere because you hate it is just horrible. Universities should give you an option to do an introvert or an extrovert version of your course so if you're an anti social loner anxiety loner like me you can just study in silence.

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>>34279924
Thatcher functioned on just 4 hours and 8 boiled eggs a day lad, you can do it!

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still annoyed that tesco checkout didn't see that creme egg in my basket. Could murder one right now

>>34273080
Lads, Just recently I've accepted the fact that I'll always be alone and I feel so fucking free. Why does anyone need a girlfriend? Companionship? Make friends. Sex? It's the worst thing that I have ever done in my life. I hated every second of it and will make sure to never put myself in that situation again. The only reason you want a girlfriend is because the world tells you that you need one. But you don't. You DO NOT have to play The Dating Game. Nobody is forcing you to have a girlfriend. You do not owe your parents grandchildren. You are your own person. And weren't you the guy who was trying to lose weight? Dude, I would have never had the three sexual experiences I had if I didn't lose 40 pounds. Of course you could say that was a downside since I realized that sex is something that makes me feel absolutely nothing, but whatever. Just lose the weight if you want to have a sexual/romantic relationship so badly. But remember to do it only for you. After I accepted my fate I decided to start doing bodyweightfitness because I'm thin as a twig and want to get muscles. But I don't want them to get girls. I want them so I can finally look good to myself. Live for you, not for anybody else's ideal of how you should be living.

For years I've tried washing my clothes in the bath and failing, finally decided to watch a youtube video on how to do it correctly and holy shit, I'm currently washing everything. Feels pretty good bros.

For those wondering why I dont just use a washing machine


I live in a shitty flat and i'm not allowed to install one as per the land lords instructions.

>>34280407
I feel the same way m8. My dream in life is to get a tiny apartment just for myself and live the /comfy/ life. Fortunately that's happening (for a year at least) when I go back to uni in september.

>>34280407
had a gf and it was the happiest time of my life, thought she was amazing would have taken a bullet for her, then she fucked me over

women are repulsive self centred creatures.

Everyone pushes you to settle down and marry and reproduce ASAP, then in your mid 30s over half these people are getting divorced. Think I'd rather be fucking alone than live through that.

Who else /roastie/ I come here from Fit just to laugh at this shit anyone else

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>>34280721
thinking britfeelers will fall for this weak bait

remember lads every waifu post is a artillery shot against the roastie jew

>>34280752
>anime

NO WONDER U DONT GET LAID LMAOO

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>>34280762
been "laid" (gross way to put it desu)
anime is better and more pure

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>>34280407
I nestled my reply box under your post and it looks pretty aesthetic, if only the posts below lined up the same.

Anyway

>Make friends

I can't even get there, but I did stop caring years ago. I'm happy to be lonely. Even when I have friends it just becomes an inconvenience. Why should I live my life on other people's time?

Someday I may choose to procreate for some functional/ instinctive reason of wanting to continue myself biologically and leave the possibility open that I continue a family line. Would also be neat to raise a kid with my ideals (give them good diet, get them involved in extracurricular stuff, take them out all the time, basically the good start in life I never got) and maybe leave something positive behind from what would have otherwise been a mediocre or negative contribution to humanity.

>>34280777
Jesus christ just go to a fucking club its easy to get laid

>>34280815

Enjoy yer AIDS while ur at it

>>34280852
enjoy dying of crippling depression

>>34280876

Atleast I won't have AIDS

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>>34280815
I want to be hugged not laid I'm not a roasie who just wants to stretch her beef

>>34280815
You're talking to people (like me, but I'm not the one you replied to) who have laughable if not cringey social skills & interactions. How the fuck are we supposed to go into a club and pull a woman? Assuming you're not just some virgin (like me) who's talking out of your ass.

>>34280890
Youll get it eventually

>>34280944
be normal then

>>34280982
What is the actual problem here like talking to women a few chatup lines. Like what would you do

>>34280061
oh, muh bad

probably shouldn't say tbqh, you could probably figure it out if I got relatively specific, but I will tell you it involves a lot of computers

sorry for late reply, I actually had to do some work

>>34280994
That's the thing I wouldn't know what to do. This is just you imagining yourself in that situation with women and projecting your own ability and confidence and assuming everyone would be just as capable. I for one have no idea what to say in social situations.

>>34280994
lmaooo everyone knows /fit/ doesn't know shit about women

you're the second most >tfwnogf board on here, right after /r9k/

>basically wasted all of december and january
>time is only accelerating faster
>need to get my life on a better path but know it's not going to happen before the end of the year when it'll be too late
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34281293
>animevirgins

>>34281485
whoa there champ are you still posting?

it's leg day, you better get to the gym, today might finally be the day you catch that special lady mirin' :^)

>tfw you listen to a podcast so often that you have dreams about the cohost's conversations

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>>34275383
20th January 2015:
>Virgin who's only kiss was a random gay kid because I was too drunk to care.
>Never had or wanted GF
>No car
>NEET
>Live with parents
>Thought I might be making a friend.

20th January 2017
>Virgin who's only kiss was a random gay kid because I was too drunk to care.
>Never had or wanted GF
>No car
>NEET
>Live with increasingly deploring parents
>Friendless
>Dwelling on the fact that as a sheer practical matter, Suicide is probably the answer, but I'll never be brave enough or not-lazy enough to actually do it.

>>34280209
She was a witch though.

Unless you're a Wizard Apprentice, there's no hope. It's beyond a mere mortal.

OH REAPERRRRRRRRRRR

NO BABY NO BABY NOT TODAY

Someday soon further down the road
I'll see you get to hold you close

I cant believe I let you go
you know that I would so propose

Its like I'm off to distant lands its like I'm lost without your hand
I feel half here without your love
feels like I'm on designer drugs

Good morning to all, robots and cyborgs, wageslaves and neets, and to all of you outside and in between.

The night shift comes to an end as a new dawn breaks, and the day guard prepare to keep a watchful eye over our dear thread. One /britfeel/ sleeps and another awakens. Good day to you all, friends.

A 7/10 girl bursts into your bedroom RIGHT NOW

She ORDERS YOU to kneel down and lick her butthole. She proceeds to pull her knickers down and you get a look at said butthole. It looks a littler stubbly but otherwise clean

WHAT DO YOU DO

>>34282507
refuse

I ain't licking no pooper

>>34282507
lick it obviously.

>>34282507
I prefer licking pussy but if a girl wanted me to lick her arsehole I'd do it no problem

forgot to turn my vpn on and the isp's store all websites we go on

wew lads

Totally not bitter and enraged anon back again about his ex and old friend being together. Seeing all the people congratulating each other is sickening. Especially the comments saying shit like "it's about time" and "saw this coming ages ago".
So what, everyone fucking knew this was going to happen? Would any of them be so happy if they knew how fucking shitty te circumstances surrounding it all are?
Everyone who I'd actually talked to about out "relationship" or whatever the fuck that was to her is absolutely disgusted. I want everyone to feel that way but can't make it happen without being a turbo cunt

I ran out of cereal yesterday, so should I get my breakfast from Greggs or Maccies?

Answer quick pls

>>34282981
Greggs its cheaper, can get a coffee and bacon bap for a quid laddo

>>34283004

This, the greggs breakfast deal is great

https://soundcloud.com/lazerhawk/feel-the-rush-tonight-feat-gunship

Great track, this. Lovely walking song

Plumber is here already, fucking end my life.

Haven't even had my morning poo.

how do I get a decent haircut lads? whenever I go to the barber I normally just say 5 all over.

>>34283215
I have 3 on back/sides, and trim to about half length on top. I dunno if that's decent but it does me fine

>>34283215

One of life's great mysteries anon. Pray for baldness.

>>34283215
2 back and sides, trim in top

>>34283242
Samesies lad

I'm getting a bit of a thin patch on the top though, a little self conscious about it

Oh well, it's not like I'm getting any MORE single

I am so fucking desperate for sex. masturbating doesn't do anything for me anymore. I crave the touch of a woman.

>>34275383
>Child due in 2 weeks
sucker

>>34283478
if you get desperate enough to shag a prossie make sure you wrap your john thomas

don't want to make the same mistake as that lad from yesterday who might soon be paying child support because he wanted to feel the pussy

>>34283533
I'm too anxious and insecure to go to a prossie.

>be a mtf tranny
>post on /lgbt/
>get ignored, or told I look just kinda average and kinda androgynous
>post on /r9k/
>get loads of responses by people calling me cute, fuckable, that I have great potential to be a gf (male)

I guess I just want to say thanks for helping me feel hope and like I have some worth, you beautiful horny little robots! :3

DONALD TRUMP. Keep the nuclear launch codes and wifi password in separate notebooks.

>>34283649
post boipucci

original demands

>>34283649
>valuing the opinions of idiots because they conform with you pre-existing delusions

wow

>>34283716
welcome to human society

enjoy your stay

>>34283748
>enjoy your stay

Shan't be staying very much longer if people will take the views of experts or professionals as personal attacks

>>34283761
surprised you're still here if that's the case

people rigidly adhering to their own personal truths is nothing new

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Japanese snowman

>>34283649
Junlad wants to be your bf

what do brits think about trump being prez tomorrow?

>>34275383
>>34275458
>Claims to have intentionally gotten a girl pregnant after he's known her for less than three months, with hardly any life experience

I don't believe it. No one would do that.

>>34283936
don't give a toss, that's yank business and I'm not a yank

>>34284109
And you don't do business with companies based there?

Wow. Talk about inadvertently exposing yourself as an insignificant loser. Very embarrassing.

>>34284225
I'm neither a politician nor a businessman, so no, I don't

It does me no favours to concern myself with yank politics, so it's not remotely embarrassing that someone with no involvement or influence in it doesn't give a shit

>>34284288
LESSON ONE

>how to win an argument with a yank

>>34284288
It is very embarrassing to reveal yourself as someone so insignificant.

How do you make your money?

>>34273316

But Karen is NOT a dirty immigrant , just to be clear.

>>34284343
>to reveal yourself as someone so insignificant
If your measure of insignificance is "not being someone with any influence over american politics and therefore any legitimate reason to get invested in it", it's not a case of me revealing myself. It's a case of your hillbilly brain finally noticing there's an entire world outside your country who aren't part of its political system.

>how do you make your money?
In a way that it doesn't benefit me to give two shits about things outside my control.

>>34284431
I'm not American, I dunno why you'd assume that.

I'm just not a complete nobody. I do a lot of business with American companies. I don't have any influence over their politics either - but it could potentially change the way that I do business.

You've revealed yourself as someone very insignificant. A nobody. I'd be very ashamed if I was you. Very ashamed indeed. :(

>>34284506
>I have no influence and my presence in the equation is limited to potentially being affected by change
Sounds like you're as insignificant as I am.

>>34284580
I'd say someone who is big enough to be affected by change on a global scale is a lot more significant than someone so small that he isn't.

It's really sad that you've revealed yourself as someone so small. You probably only make a few hundred pounds a week, if that. A real peasant class guy.

It's a shame because it's anonymous on here, so you really didn't need to let us all know how little you are.

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Good Morning, /britfeel/!

How are you doing today?
Got any plans? I hope whatever you get up to today you get to enjoy!

Fellow wagies, it's Friday. I hope work goes by as quick as a flash and you're back home before you know it all comfy cosers.

>>34284838

my plans involve ruminating over suicide and then watching the inauguration. Then film night.

how about you len?

Morning Brits

Daily reminder we hate the Karen poster and think they should leave

>>34284864
What's got you ruminating? I very much hope the outcome is that you think it's a bad idea, we need you to be okay!

Is flim night tonight? I was just going to play vidya but might watch that too, other wise have to set off for work in ten minutes. Sad!

>>34284899
To be fair Karen poster has posted ID. If only I could get the thought of that staff discount out of my mind though, no amount of evidence can erase my mind of what happened that day.

>>34281948
>Live with increasingly deploring parents
>parents
>parent(s)

Don't do it to them.

>>34281948
>>34275383

20th January 2016:

>Had sex with 10 women
>Got GF
>No car
>Have job
>Live in apartment in Lower Manhattan

20th January 2017

>Had sex with 10 women
>GF
>Still no car
>Run own business
>Live with girlfriend in apartment in Germany

The adventure continues.

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How are you supposed to write a covering letter when you don't know what company you're applying to? I don't even know who to address it to, since I don't know the name of the contact.

I don't like job hunting.

>>34285140
So where are you sending it to?

>>34285176
A recruitment agency, on behalf of one of their clients (but the client is unnamed).

>>34285140

Just paste the CV in again.

>>34285191
Dear Sir/Madam,

>>34285319
I am writing to you to enquire

>>34284948
We hate you as well you attention seeking prick

All personalities out

>>34285384
>We all hate you

Actually he's one of my favourite posters.

>>34285384
The Lenster is the best, don't be such a cheeky cunt.

He just tries to make us all be our best and encourages everyone as much as he can.

>>34273080

>Be 27
>Loads of women that rejected me in my Early 20s all over me now.

My life is a living meme

>>34285494
The exact same thing happened to me. They weren't the same women but I definitely became much much more popular with women at age 27. It was weird.

>>34285547
I'm 18 but I'm a baby face with acne so women ignore me. is there hope for me?

Some of you lads might remember my post from a few nights ago where my mum and dad freaked out after catching my 12 year old brother bumming with his mate.

I thought they completely overreacted. But now that they dust has settled, they've become TOO tolerant.

Now they're always going on about "Matthew's boyfriend, Simon" and saying "Oh Simon is a part of the family now" and loads of other bollocks like that.

It's driving me fucking mental, he's 12 years old!

>>34285607
>I'm 18

Yes. There's always hope for an 18 year old. When I was 18, I was ignored by women at best and considered a joke at worst.

At 20 I lost my virginity.

By 22 I was pretty confident with women and going out with them, shagging them, getting into flings just like a normie.

Be honest, lads

How many of you have a middle name, but NEVER use it?

>>34285432
>>34285485
Shut up Len you queer cunt

>>34285618
was he fucking or getting fucked tho?

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>tfw pissed myself when I was really drunk a few days ago
>made a solution using daz, odour remover and water to soak both sides of my mattress
>took ages to dry
>wake up today
>the mattress has stunk out my entire flat it smells so bad
>now I have sprayed the entire thing with white vinegar and have to sleep on an air mattress
>now my flat smells of vinegar

God I hate my life

>>34285672
I got two, I think I'll eventually use one of them for my first name when my family dies.

>>34285618
12 is kind of young to be having sex regardless of bum or vag. Maybe it's their way of coping, pretending like it's normal.

>>34280876
You can't die from depression.

>>34285706
My mum was the one who caught him and I asked her that, although not using those words.

She said "Don't be disgusting!"

So I assume that he was the one getting fucked.

>>34285763
Could be. I think there's a bit of liberal middle class guardian reading stuff going on too though.

If any of you British folks want to watch Donald Trump fro some reason

>>34285298

Lads, I was talking to this qt polish grill and she started talking about brexit. I was so focussed on not sperging that I didn't keep my power level in check and I'm pretty sure I scared and/or offended her. I was trying to joke around but I think I got a bit carried away.

I don't even know how the conversation got to brexit.

how do I hide /britfeel/ threads? I literally do not give a single fuck about british people or their insignificant problems.

>>34285786
you should take the piss out of him lad.
>haha did you enjoy getting porked Simon?

>>34285827
Why not just ignore them?
>>34285833
Believe me lad, I've been tempted. If he was 14 or 15 I'd be ripping it out of him non stop.

>job interview
>think it's going pretty well
>get called intelligent
>end of interview interviewer says "we've already had a lot of applicants and some want straight in the bin, So it's good you got to this stage.
>but we've already interviewed 5 and still have about 4 more to go so well let you know if you get the the next stage mid next week.

How /notgotthejob/ am I?

>>34285946
Yeah, you didn't get the job.

>>34285827
if you really hated them so much, you'd learn about filters

Morning lads.

Might have my first chance at getting anywhere with a girl tonight. Meeting her at an afterparty for a rave hopefully (which is where I know her from).

She's bi, I have no idea if I have a chance or not. She hugged me and just said goodbye to everybody else in the room the other day. Last weekend we shared a blanket on the seatee on our comedowns, but I also nearly killed myself earlier that night. She seems interested in what I say, I don't know, but I don't want to fucking fall in love with a girl just because she's generally affectionate again. Like very other time, it's just going to be sympathy. Fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAA bois.

This doesn't count as a blogpost because it's my first one

>>34286019
You will go to the rave and think you have a chance with her while saying hello to her, at that point a chad will approach and whisk the girl away to dance and then fuck her

Im sorry but this is the inevitability you face

>>34285979
Neck meeeee

>>34286047
And I will be that Chad.

>>34286062
>nearly killed myself earlier that night
No you wont, and you're filled with doubts too anon, you're not confident at all

Need a shit but I think I'll hold it in for a bit so it feels better later.

Sometimes shitting can be better than cumming under the right circumstances.

>>34285786
Yeah just rinse him for it constantly. He's probably not gay but you don't put a stop to it now he will end up confused and alienated from women.

>>34286019
>a girl made smalltalk with me so I get to fuck her now
lol enjoy watching her coming out of the toilets with different guys

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Guess whose trial was postponed

>>34286158
Who knows. Right now he's saying he's gay. He came into my room the other day and said

>Anon, you've probably heard, but in case you haven't, I'm gay now.

I said "Congratulations" and he left.

Guessing it must be very cool to be gay now.

>>34286198
>no evidence he even exists
really bored, stop posting your fantasy blog here

>>34286213
Not sure what more evidence you could need mate. Pretty sure he's real.

Not that it would change the entertainment value if he wasn't.

>>34286047
>>34286182
Cheers for the reality check. I'm not even going to the rave so yeah, somebody'll probably neck her there. But the afterparty isn't usually that big, not even many chads, one guy is a /pol/ shitposter for fucks sake.

>>34286076
Not the same guy as I am not chad.

>>34286212
Batty Boy Matty, that's what I'd call him. Also drop unsubtle innuendos all the time, "going to the shop, you want some fudge matt or are you all packed?" you know, torment him on a psychological level.


Didn't he tell you what kind of gay he was? Maybe you should ask, make conversation with him and support him. If he's a top then you can go hunting for ass together, otherwise it's best you let him get on with it.

>>34286198
As someone who has been up in court in Scotland before, that sounds very normal for an intermediate diet hearing.

>>34286233
He's not real, that's why he's been gone for so long. He fucked up a letter he posted and got called out for it here and on /brit/.

>>34286271
m8

Thailad literally reported him to the uni and police and got a response.

>>34286198
what's going on here? i don't know who this is. why does s/he have gender dysphoria?

>>34286257
Yeah but it still sucks.

140 quid for a train ticket to Aberdeen from Rochdale.

>>34286298
Only vocaroos of the report, not actual responses that action had been taken.

>>34286323
Nah that was ScotAnon.

Thailad had emails.

>>34286462
I'm sure he did. I'm sure you'll post them and they weren't manufactured by poleaboo.

>>34275467
just learn some stuff about the company and mention how logistics is integral to the company and you'll do fine lads.

>>34286488
>I'm sure you'll post them

Actually I don't have them. I've not even seen them, just heard a lot of different anons talk about them. I wish someone would post them though.

>>34286522
>I havnt seen this evidence
>Im gonna assume its true though

You are whats wrong with the world

>>34286522
That's always the way it goes when it comes to him. He starts rumours about himself or tries to defend his own creations.
It's never been real, we had a whole 2 months of this last year, so let's not retread it. It's over.

>enjoying my sleep
>this fucking beta piece of shit potato head polish cunt starts hoovering all over

fuck this cunt, there's a reason I will never, ever contribute to cleaning or taking the trash out, what a fucking wanker.

He's here like all day as well so I bet he's on fucking welfare while his wife works from 8am-5pm every single day.

>>34286567
The only way you could know hes there all day is if you're also there all day so dont criticise him when you're exactly the fucking same

>>34286567
>wakes you up and doesn't give a fuck
>you're too scared to do anything about it

Who is the beta one?

>>34286588

I work nights, I sleep 8am to 12ish, do random shit go to the gym then take a nappie nap from 6-9pm again.

So yes, I know who's here or not, and no he doesnt fucking work at night either unless he magically shares every single shift with me.

>>34286547
Extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence, but very mild claims don't really need any at all. If you told me you'd been to the shop earlier for a pint of milk I wouldn't ask you for a photo of the receipt

>>34286622
You are still whats wrong with the world
Every claim made, no matter by who or how mundane must be backed up with evidence if it is asked for

>>34286567
>The trash
>On welfare

It's rubbish and benefits in the UK anon. Better brush up on your vocabulary before you come here and pretend to be British.

Although good job saying that he's polish rather than mexican.

>>34273080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeOJ9lL1s00

>>34286639
He's backed up a lot of his claims with documentary evidence.

You've already said you'd believe the emails were fabricated even if someone produced them, so what exactly do you want? What evidence could be produced that would make you believe it?

>>34286656
>He
You haven't. Everything you've posted has been disputed or shown to be falsified. If you're happy enough to post your dick in a cage and you wearing skirts, you'll take a selfie at court.

>>34286271
>>34286553
>>34286688
https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=7c1328a7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7

Number 49, Amer Hussain

>>34286622
>If you told me you'd been to the shop earlier for a pint of milk I wouldn't ask you for a photo of the receipt

As long as it didn't show any staff discount we'd be ok. Bit worrying if it did.

>>34286688
He's nothing to do with me mate.

So if he posted a selfie at court that would be the smoking gun for you?

>>34286705
>the most stereotypical arab name
Sorry but this isn't proof of anything. Where is the transcript or evidence that the crossdresser posted here is that person?

>>34286745
C'mon mate. Someone with the same name as him was up in court on the day he claimed he was going to be. The court records are only posted online one day in advance and he's been going on about it for a week, there's no way he could fake it.

>>34286705
>>34286722
>>34286745
i'm out of the loop. please tell me what's going on. an arab trap from these threads is in court?

>>34286793
You must be incredibly new here.

A pakistani guy from manchester has been posting here for years, keeping us up to date about his mad antics. They include three different criminal procedures, getting kicked out of university in aberdeen, getting reported as a terrorist, pissing in his flatmate's milk, the list goes on and on and on.

His name is Poleaboo. Search the archives if you want more info.

>>34286722
>How could Poleaboo prove he is real and not a fictional character?

Good question, and because you can't record in court it's a difficult one to prove. On the other hand simple requests such as a timestamp with his face or him revealing the court dates so we can attend have never been fulfilled. He is very careful with where he says he goes to avoid being able to supply any evidence.
Perhaps if he moved his blogging and clothing modelling to a youtube channel and recorded his court sign ins, that would be believable then.

>>34286769
It's as simple as waiting until a name that fits shows up. He's been going on about it for months.

Posts like >>34286793 are exactly what he wants (and will often post himself). Attention and recognition for his fanfiction is all he craves.

>get brute force fb hacking program
>doesnt work for the one girl I downloaded it for
Bah. Even if it works for everyone else I know it wont be as worth it.

>>34286846
>It's as simple as waiting until a name that fits shows up. He's been going on about it for months.

You don't understand mate - he can't wait until a name that fits shows up because he doesn't have any access to that data, no one does.

The chances of him randomly saying "I'm up in court tomorrow" and then having someone with that name show up on the court records that day are miniscule.