Serious question?

>>34270222
>She's made of rubber
>How did that happen
>Yo ho ho she took a bite of gomu gomu

>>34270222
Slap his chin's belly

>>34270222
call my brothers to help me perform a blood eagle

I don't have a girl because I'm a disgusting NEET also does his shirt say wike?

>>34270222
So he gave me a high five?

I nudge my wife and whisper into her ear "go dance with him". They dance in most disgustingly sleazy way possible, he even put his hand up her shirt and massages her tits in front of everyone, including my friends my work. I sit on the sideline, watch, and drink. Eventually he comes over to me, dragging her by her hand, and says "I'm taking this bitch back to your place, drive us home". I lead them back to our car, they get in the back together. As soon as we start moving I start hearing slurping sounds. Our of the corner of my eye I can see my wife's head bopping up and down, presumably on his cock. We get home, this time she drags him out of the car, but she's dragging him by his dick, and leads him into the house. I get out too, and realise my neighbour Geoff is standing on his driveway and has just seen her and the mystery guy go in together. I go inside.

I can already hear the sound of pounding flesh on flesh upstairs and my wife's screams, partly of joy, partly of pain. I pay our 30 year old female babysitter who is visibly itching to get the fuck out of there, and she runs out. I go upstairs.

The dude is tugging my wife's hair, fucking her in the pussy doggy style. I get some sense of the size of his cock as it briefly exits and enters her pussy with extreme force. It is unbelievably large. I tried to fuck her this hard once, but she got so angry about it that she pulled away, slapped me, and didn't talk to me for two weeks, said I was a disrespectful piece of shit. Meanwhile, this man is screaming at her "I'M FUCKING YOU LIKE A FILTHY PIG WHORE!", while he slaps her titties and goes hell for leather in her cunt. Eventually he flips her over onto her back, mounts her missionary, sticks his tongue down her throat and fucks at an unbelievable pace - she starts having the longest orgasm I have ever seen her have. He erupts shortly afterwards in her cunt, and cum overflows out around his cock and over her asshole.