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>>34270028
I'm 20 and I've never been to college because I can't afford it, please stop asking this

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>>34270046
just take out a loan then default on it
you're gonna be living off of neetbux anyway

>>34270028
failed out of it already. Decided fuck it, I was never motivated enough to be a wage slave, I might as well be a bum.

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22, the only good thing that came out of college was my lecturer bringing me to work at the firm she works at. Pretty good, getting my 1st salary at the end of the month, def gonna buy a hooker.

turned 18 in october, been browsing since a way-too-young young age, so the degeneracy is constantly surging in my veins lol

>about to turn 24

My dad was on his way through med school by this time. He would get married this year and have his first child in two years. And here I am, living at home with them and going to community college because my bachelors is so worthless. No job, no gf. Life blows desu

>>34270287
>>34270340

What did you major in?

>>34270323
I've been here since I was 14
And nothing has changed in the last 5 years
still kv
still look like a shota

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>>34270164
enjoy ur ban

>>34270028
college starting next week and i'm already feeling depressed. i hate it so much

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>>34270366
Law school, work in one of The Big Four's legal department.

>>34270164
sdoM

>>34270383
Yeah, it sucks having to wake up in the morning when I can just download all the lecture slides after the class

especially since they do mandatory attendance for some of these

>>34270419
nice. UK or US?

>>34270164
underageb&

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It fucking sucks.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CUNTS KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO MAJOR IN AND DO FOREVER? CHRIST THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS AND I GET BORED OF TOO MANY THINGS TOO EASILY.

>>34270464
What do you enjoy doing the most besides chilling in your room?

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>>34270464
I've been programming since I was 12. So for me, computer science was the natural option

>>34270461
>UK or US?
kek, I wish. Eastern Yurop. I might have a slight chance to move to our office in Netherlands in maybe 5 years.

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>>34270464
dude if i can give you some advice, whatever you choose, stick to it.

i've been in college for 4 years now. Every year i would change majors, resulting in making zero progress in life. complete waste of time.

my biggest regret

>>34270028
I m in my second engineering year. Why the fuck did I do this...

>>34270516
KPMG

bretty gud

how much does that pay, especially considering that they probably just have you on standby most of the time

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>>34270028
If you're younger than 25 you have no excuse to be here and calling yourself a robot.

You're not balding, you're not fat or skinnyfat, you don't have bad knees or hips or any other joint problems, it's still okay for you to be living at home, you're fresh out of high school and are still able to absorb information like a sponge to get a great career in whatever, you can drink without being hungover for a day and a half, you don't have to worry about prostate cancer, you can eat all sorts of shit without getting fat, you can easily get drugs, you're in the prime of your life and can get laid just by the fact that you're a young adult.


You're young dumb and full of cum, you're a fucking normie.


Get the fuck off this board and YOLO it up unless you want to wake up one day and find yourself a 30-something year old still posting pepes and anime girls with people nearly half your age.

>>34270555
fuck you oldfag, we're all in the same boat.

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>>34270555
i've been neet for 3 years hahaha

>>34270555
>5'4
>115 lbs
>look approx 14

Everyone at my school thinks I'm 16 (at 19)
I can't gain muscle m8
Unless one of the girls at my uni are a closet pedo, I'm not getting laid

>>34270553
>KPMG
no :^) and we're biggest in the country too.
>they probably just have you on standby
Yes, and it fucking sucks. The only real drawback really.
>how much does that pay
Well, I'm staff now and I could cover 4 local average home rents monthly, that's about it.

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>20
>tfw community college
It's depressing but I hope to transfer to uni for agricultural science after I get my associates
>Two years of college with no debt though

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>>34270028
second week, second semester, first year
everything has been better than high school so far
i'm getting better grades, losing weight, making friends, and talking to females without sperging out
got a girl's phone number too

>>34270667
sounds good anon

but

may i ask you why you're here, Norman the normie?

>>34270366
same anon, i tried stopping at 16 and kept that up until mid 17. this website changed a lot for me

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>carefully crafted normie persona starting to seriously fracture
>how comes you never go out anon?
>how comes you don't have a gf anon?
>why do you always talk about such strange things anon?
>how comes you spend all day in your room anon?
>what do you mean you prefer studying by yourself?
>what are you doing this Friday? Oh yeah, probably playing games by yourself again.

Feeling slightly ill here lads.

Got uni tomorrow, but it's start of a new semester and it's just introductory classes for my modules. Should I go?

>>34270598
Nah, this thread is "boohoo I don't know what to do with my life and what to study in university"

not "whoops, I'm a decade and a half too old to go to university and now my life is over"


As cliche as it sounds, you have no idea just how good life is when you're young.

>>34270642
>people think I'm three years younger than I actually am.

wow what a nightmare that must be huh. You'll be wishing for that when you're a balding skinnyfat man a decade from now.

Go put on some eyeliner and be a skinny emo boy. Girls live skinny emo boys, don't try and be a Chad.

>>34270774
>Should I go?
I would go.

>>34270803
our youth is the most important part of our lives and we're already fucking it up, which leads to becoming like you.
also why are you being an asshole go back to all your +25 threads

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>>34270707
>implying I'm a normie
not yet, anon

I got actively bullied and ostracized by my peers in middle school and I had no friends in high school
I've never even held a girl's hand
I'm getting there tho
I'm optimistic and hopeful for the first time in my life

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>>34270366
>still look like a shota
post pictures

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>>34270028
My gpa was too bad for college (without going to a community college at least) so I started working.
I'm working at a dunkin donuts right now and I'm in the process of getting a second job at a movie theater.
First comes money then comes cute anime figures and a ps4 for weeaboo games.

>>34270803
>eyeliner
>emotional

what is this, 2005

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>>34270890
I can't remember last time i had a discussion with a girl, not school-work-related and you got a girl's number in your 1st year of college.
I must be a bit jealous desu

anyway, i wish you the best anon

>>34271130
emo*, I hate autocorrect
but, it does let me type quickly on this phone keyboard

>>34270962
yeah, give me a min

gotta censor eyes and remove EXIF data

>>34271130
idk that's what girls were into when I was your age.

I'm sure there's some still around even though it stopped being a mainstream culture around the turn of the decade.

>>34270882
>our youth is the most important part of our lives and we're already fucking it up, which leads to becoming like you.

That's why I said you should all leave this Vietnamese cooking pen pal program, and only come back like a decade if by then you're still a live-at-home virgin with no career or friends.

>also why are you being an asshole

I'm disrupting the safe space of barely-18s who are already self-centered without having a thread dedicated to their special snowflake age range.

>>34271291
There aren't any at all anymore oldfag

they're into chads and Asians these days

>>34271376
>gen z
>special snowflakes

wew lad
you're about a year behind m8

>>34271379
Nah it's still around, otherwise shit bands like Bring Me The Horizon and One OK Rock wouldn't still be around as well.

>>34271448
>implying they're into the singers and they don't just hate their lives

you're really behind

>>34270642
Be a qt trap instead?

>>34271425
it doesn't matter what generation they're in, teens to early 20s are always the self-perceived center of the universe.

>>34271486
>they don't just hate their lives

If that were true their fanbase would be full of robots and not college-aged girls.

>>34271492
I'm not gay at all mate

>>34271495
>always news stories on them
that's kind of because they as a whole are m8

>>34271637
I've talked to a lot of girls who like them.
they say that they look like a bunch of faggots.

>oldie mcoldfag still thinks he knows about the current year

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>>34271376
>without having a thread dedicated to their special snowflake age range.

>oldfags can have a literal /general/ going 24/7
>"lol fuck your youngfag thread"

>are already self-centered
god you're dumb, those are normalfags. judging by the rest of your posts you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. must be age.

im done eating your bait, leave this thread, loser.

who here remembers the great BTFOing of the oldfags

>>34270028
Mighty well, powering through it, already working on a video games start-up with some m8s, got regular /tg/ sessions, everything is going perfectly smoothly in my life !

Except, y'know. The obvious.

>>34271713
>I've talked to a lot of girls

Sure you have, and your uncle works for Nintendo and you get all the inside scoops about their upcoming VR waifu simulator headset

>tfw already second semester senior year
>tfw only shagged a chubby girl

>>34272861
I may be terrified of women, but I can still talk to them. I had a lot of girls on my robotics team last year. being the lead programmer, I had to coordinate a lot.

>>34273019
>I may be terrified of women, but I can still talk to them.
I resemble that sentence.

>Can talk easily with anyone
>Mentally BSOD whenever anyone mention me and intimacy in the same sentence

>>34271787
see? 18 year olds can't even have a basic discussion without every other word being an insult.

The only reason why there are 25+ threads in the first place is because everything else defaults to the 18-21 year old reddit migrants

>childhood thread? DAE REMEMBER WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ON THEIR PS3 WOW THE NOSTALGIA MAN

>>34270028
pretty sure i've failed 3/5 of my first year exams, I can't study when sharing a bathroom and kitchen with 4 others. It's just a psychological problem, I hate them being here, I hate seeing them when I leave my room to go to the kitchen or need the bathroom.

i'm going to have to resit them alongside my other modules, will fail them all most likely since impossible for me to study when living with normies. If I fail all I will redo first year in my own apartment, if i pass into second year I get my own apartment, my only hope in life is to get my own apartment then I will thrive alone with asceticism.

The most painful thing is everyday watching people surpass me at studying and fitness because they do not have social anxiety like I do. It is painful because I know everything I need to do, but I am only able to reach my goals when I am in isolation. Sharing is a handicap for me paralyzing me and leaving me unable to compete with others. If I was living alone, no one would beat me at studying, fitness, game. That is all I need in life.

I am so depressed in life, my only reason for living is hope, hope that I will get my own apartment. I have goals I want to achieve and an ideal dream life pictured in my head which can only be achieved through isolation and amelioration. Everyday I watch people better themselves while I am stuck stagnating because of external factors out of my control, all I can do is survive until I get my own apartment. I am dying inside slowly, it has already caused unrepairable damage to my mind, I can't stand other people doing better than me while I cannot do anything to beat them, that alone is enough to make me break and go insane. When I get my own apartment I will cut off contact with everyone and work towards my goals 16 hours a day for the rest of my life, I hate everyone.

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>>34270028
20
dont wanna be a college ass nigga

>>34273128
Christ
you're like the womend who justify women only things

>>34271258
And the picture never came ;_;

>>34273617
it's going to soon. just gotta get back from class

>>34273645
be lesbo shotas with me

>>34273664
I've been told before several times that several girls liked me back in high school.

I dunno if it was as a friend or what

>>34273729
are you bi? :>
oriig

>>34273664
>>34273729
be lesbo shotas with him

and post pics of you two being cute

29 reporting in graduated from community college with multimedia. i wanted to learn photoshop with a degree. no point in just having a high school degree.

>>34273729
>big
nah man

I like girls only

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Turning 19 today and my only plan is to have dinner with the family (which I'd rather skip). I don't go to school. I was diagnosed with depression 5 years ago but have never bothered with meds.

Please give me some advice for what to do with my life, dear robots.

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>>34273617
there we go

(I'm 19)

eyes got lines so feds can't mine me

>>34273859
How the fuck does lesbo shotas even work

>>34274945
imagination and androgyny

>>34274945
>>34274969
imaginative androgyny too

>>34274537
you look like agatha

>>34274537
qt imo

nciicdmcimicicdicdm

>>34270028

>browsing my college's Facebook crushes page
>1.5k messages and none of them are about me
>my arch nemesis has at least three with one overtly sexual one

I love how in this day and age technology can confirm that you are unlikable and unattractive.

>>34275019
Do I really look like a 13 year old jewess

19 here, 20 in September and I feel like I haven't advanced mentally since 15

>>34275181
Same here, honestly

only difference is that for me it was 16

>>34275181
>>34275261
14, here, 20 now

20 y/o here. Barely passing subjects and not gitting gud so that I can play games

>>34273296
I'm sorry man, I can relate. Especially about the isolation. Do you really think that you'll be able to work 16 hours a day when you're alone? I remember wanting to do something like that and I don't see how it's possible. The conclusion that I came to was that it hurts way, way too much.

>>34274138
I think you'll thank yourself if you try to get something going. Like, anything. Even if it's just better habits in living, even if it's cutting out bad things. Such things have really helped me.
I understand not wanting to be around anybody. I'm 24 and I still struggle with it, probably more than anybody I've known (which, admittedly, hasn't been many people, relatively speaking).
I would, only as a last resort, try meds, but that's just me.

Just turned 20 a few weeks ago. Life is good, this is my last semester before I get my asscates degree and graduate from community college. Good chance of transferring to a top 20 engineering school, living off financial aid, smoking weed everyday, and most importantly I'm not a virgin and I have some game.
>NORMIELIFE

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>23
>people think i'm 19-20
>get called babyface

>>34275775
you wanna talk about baby face
>>34274537

>buried in work all fall
>apparently didn't send in my course registration for this semester
>too late to register for anything now
>need the courses to apply for masters program

Just end me now.

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Just bought a memory foam mattress pad. Shit is comfy as FUCK. Honestly a life changing moment