This is the Chris chan general thread

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when will she make a new chapter

I was actually thinking about producing a thread a few months ago that went something like this

>normiehood is laughing at chris chan and his wiki
>robothood is realizing he was the hero all along

but I never made it

>>34269209
>That off colouring.

Shit that's really going to kill him.

>>34269337
and what is it if you do both of those things at the same time?
>>34269283
I hope the next chapter is about taking down pmurt

There are probably several dozen robots on this board that would fuck his "vagina" and even buy him dinner.

>>34269209
[:] [|] [()] [.0] This is my Loss/daily dose rendition of the unclit do you guys like it?

also to scare normies send them this link dankmemestash.weebly.com(A giant picture of the unclit)
also to scare leddit fags https://www.reddit.com/r/14pawnshop/

>>34269405
bebe just be better and you'll stop worrying about pizza trouncing you in the polls

>>34269405
There is always a first time for everything anon

lets all tell our favorite chris chan moment
Im tied with orange soda and the unclit

>>34269498
the cumshot video

>>34269749
are you referring to the orange soda one or the unclit one?
>SPLURGGGEE
>THP THP THP
>THP
>....
>THPTHP

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>tfw live in the same town
>Tfw once witnessed 'christine' in the flesh

>>34269801
was this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdP_ExIZZpk

Been out of touch ever since autumn
Has there been any news,other than his mom getting worse?

>>34269910
she fell down about a few months ago

>>34269828
No but I saw him in full pride getup

>>34270031
>>34270031
kinky lo(rigina)l

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>CHRIS NO IT'S NOT A SAFE DAY
>SPLUURRRRGGGGEEEE

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>>34271008
It's 2017 so this isn't disturbing nor does it bother me and doesn't make me uncomfortable, this is the world we live in now.

WAKE ME UP

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>>34271008
h-how is this possible? did he cut his urethra?

>>34271008
That is probably the most disgusting thing ive seen on 4chan, this beats the cooked placenta pic

>>34271335
Are you asking how it's possible to poke at a wound and make it bleed more?

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>>34269283
Never, since Chris was a male in this series.

>>34271357
How did it shoot.....whatever the hell that was

>>34271357
nigga he shot sperm or puss out of it
this nigga is a freak of nature
how long til he murders someone?

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>>34271008
fucking hell this is so absurd

>>34271326
for me I am desensitized to everything seeing kids on /b/ act edgy with beheading videos can only scare you for so long.... this on the other hand... never fails to shock me

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>>34271008
Why did I click this. Just why.

>>34269421
>tfw voted pizza

>>34271664
Who is this bebe? Also how can they be so ugly that pizza looks better than them?

>>34269209
I want to pull on the piercing and pull it straight back as far as it can go and watch as the taint tears because i am tugging on the piercing straight back

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>>34271724
Bebe is this ghetto black chick who keeps trying to acquire beta orbiters she has an immense hatred for Pizza since Pizza has recently unlocked his trap potential and acquired all the betas. Eggy has fallen for Pizzas greasy touch and they have become a qt romantic arc. Good manga so far. We had a poll who was best fappu and Pizza won with 20ish votes and 2 for Bebe and then she chimped out in thread.

>>34271789
I really can't see how a tranny is better than a girl. You ninjas are crazy gay.

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>>34271008
This is not the future I chose

>>34271833
>girl
black girl
that's the difference
also pizza has mastered the art of the myspace angles

jesus FUCK this guy is FUCKING INSANE holy fucking SHIT

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>>34271833
Honestly Pizza passes pretty well. Their stream together was pretty cute too. They slow danced and everything from a romantic perspective I really dig it. He's definitely better looking than Bebe though that girl is straight up ugly and mean. I'm really happy for Eggy and Pizza.

>>34271951
Got any pictures of this bebe? I know I seen some ugly black girls but she can't be THAT ugly.

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>>34271008
I miss when he would just get mad and yell at his camera
I want off Mr. Chandler's Wild ride

>>34271862
Holy shit this
>remember in threads of Pizza posting bulges
>months ago
>forget about him
>he's back
>can't remember if those were troll pics or not
>Pizza has actual girly voice
>realize why the lights were so bright in Eggy's stream
>pizza must have asked Eggy to do that so it'd be harder seeing Pizzas detailed man face
>Had a ton of makeup
>literally only remembered when I saw him turn and saw his man nose
>Realized the sweater was to hide the shoulders and frame
>people start posting pizza pics
>bulges for days
Pizza is too good at doing this very admirable

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>>34271008
How is that even possible? I'm not sure my mind can even process seeing this.

>>34271993
>have you saved any pictures of the ghetto black chick who posts on /r9k/ to collect beta gibs me dats
Of course not anon and I have none of Pizza too I am not degenerate enough to save camwhores I just admire from a distance when they become entertaining.

>>34271951
>pizza passes well
Maybe if you're into men in wigs. I'm not hating or anything but pizza looks like a male in a wig to me.

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>>34271833
They are both ugly as shit. Eliza is also so ugly. It's incredibly the low standards on this board. They used to be much higher

>>34272041
If you look on stream yeah but when he puts effort into his myspace angles he passes fairly well. Trannies don't really ever pass unless they do facial surgery honestly he just needs to get some and he's fine. Otherwise he passes.

>>34272061
>that one with the cat
Why do I have a feeling she would drugs me and milk me until she got a child?

>>34272061
Eliza is the most disgusting thing about this board right next to Agatha I'd waif the second girl in pic.

>had a dream about being on /v/ and seeing a webm of chris POOPING from the unclit
It was very tramatic

>>34271008
What the fuck is that and what the fuck am I looking at

>>34272275
thats the unclit
chris is...."fapping" with it(THANK GOD HE ISNT FINGERING) he then splurges out what can only be a mixture of navy and pus

>>34269412
>you included the pimple
Also thats a good website ill try to spread it around

>>34269209
>>34271008
can someone please explain exactly what I'm looking at

I am very confused

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>>34269209
>>34269283
remember the good times

>>34271008
I'm not watching that. I've seen chechnyan beheading videos on ogrish.com back in the day and 2 girls 1 cup and so many other things I wish I could unsee. Chris Chan's boipucci is where I draw the line.

>>34269828

This is an interview done by a Redditor. He was being very mean Chris and acted like Chris deserves to be treated like a monster. Normies call 4chan the bad guy when they literally go up to Christine in real life and harass her for Reddit upvotes.

>>34269209
This guy is literally decaying from the inside out. He will be dead before he realizes it. This is what happens when you don't guide an autists life properly.

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>>34273246
>did you bathe?
>no!

Still funny

>>34273303
>implying that redditors are normies
>implying that redditors and anons are two completely separate groups that never overlap

>>34271008
>>34271326 >>34271335 >>34271347 >>34271451 >>34271636 >>34271857 >>34272004 >>34272018 >>34272275 >>34273154 >>34273246

that webm isn't actually chris's tainthole

>>34273403
Thank god.

orginalcontentbloxx

>>34273403
>>34273464
yes it is don't listen to his lies

>>34273403
Then what, pray tell, is it?

>>34273668
the anon is lying
it is chris chan

>>34269209
why would they pierce him right by his asshole?

surely they would've warned him like ya we'll pierce it but there's a 90% chance it's going to get infected seeing as its in constant contact with shit.

like what a fucking retard, and what a fucking retarded person for doing the piercing.

Oh no
Are those pics new or something

>>34273842
not super new
I would say about half a year to a year old

>>34273836
It's not an uncommon piercing, and like with any other piercing the issue of personal hygiene & taking care of your piercing is a personal issue and doesn't involve the tattoo artist or whoever does the piercing.

In other words, it's your own responsibility to shower everyday and wipe your ass properly.

>>34273842
Not really, iirc they were leaked over the summer or late spring.

>>34273940
How do anons get hold of these?
Shouldn't Chrischan be too jaded to trust anyone on the Internet by now or is he really that stupid?

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>>34273970
Posted on Facebook 1/2

>>34273403
Yeah I don't think it is either
CWC still has his dick, that webm doesn't
Cum couldn't redirect out the taint if the dick was still intact

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>>34273970
Part 2 of an original image

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>>34273970
Originally part 2

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Some original Damage control

>>34274086
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

Toppest of keks.

>>34271008
Did he actually cut his fucking dick off? Do we know? I just started out laughing at this retard but the more I read, the sadder I get

>>34274941
No he still has his dick

He's like a real life futa because he has pussy and benis

>>34271008
Oh GOD. How is this possible and HOW IS HE NOT DEAD OF MULTIPLE INFECTIONS YET?

>>34275061
because chris is magical