/britfeel/

You have to go for a night walk now with those digits pal.

Police was just talking to my neighbour. I don't know what it was about. They left already. I don't think I've done anything illegal, I don't even leave the house but I feel paranoid as fuck.

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>>34266555
First for upcoming eggy napoleonic wars stream tonight

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>>34266555
Post pirate waifus, lads

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> OP comes into the surgery
> looking to continue the elating feeling of getting trips
> say I will prescribe him a bot for the next thread
give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34266555
beautiful trips OP, kek truly does smile on /britfeel/

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Post waifus lads.

CPU's arriving on Saturday, which is good.
My dog may have worms, which is not good.
I got a new game, Templar Battleforce, which is good.

>>34266634
coppers like to keep tabs on the loners

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>>34266655
Oh shit, lads. This thread is going nicely

>>34266644
>>34266659
Oh shit lad, I didn't see you'd posted until I already had.

>>34266659
Oi, lad. What are you playing at
>>34266644

Imagine getting a prostitute pregnant, fucking hell.

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>>34266634
>do you know anon who lives there?
>have you got any idea why he never leaves the house?
>you ever see any suspicious packages being delivered?
>no that's fine, thank you for your time and for the information
>we'll keep an eye on him

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Who /bigfloppycock/ here?

tfw twirling it around and doing the helicopter

>>34266635
Mate I like eggy as much as the next guy but he's not British, take eggy chat to the rest of r9k. We have our own autists like Jahans.

>>34266685
We're so in sync!

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>>34266655
>Harold Shipman gets repeating integers
>I claim to be ill so he comes to my house
>Am an ex-police officer so am smart to his whims
>He tries to give me morphine
>So I give him a dose of water in the lungs instead

Just tried watching Eraserhead

What a crock of shit

Just lay on the floor right next to the bed with no shirt on for about 15 minutes.

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Just ate an entire big bag of M&Ms.

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>>34266555
The sky is clear as fuck so I'd like to go for a night walk. I live out near pic related so the stars will be out in force and it'll be beautiful.

Shame it's fucking freezing so I will stay in.
>tfw East Devon

>>34266789
Peanut M&Ms?

>>34266796
The normal ones, I already ate the peanut ones yesterday.

>>34266655
>>34266744
Bloody hell, lads. Calm it down

>>34266786

honestly going to try this now. What are the benefits?

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>>34266744

You've got the dubs, but you'll never have my body count.
You'll never have my compassion.

You'll never have my superior computer skills.

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>>34266644
>tfw no pirate pics of waifu

I hope some cosplay will suffice

Just got my mum's present lads, just got her some Thorntons chocolates and a nice card

>tfw you're a good son

>>34266820
I was taking my shoes off then just kinda couldn't put the effort in to stand up and kinda slowly collapsed to the floor. Then after that I could build up the motivation to move. So literally nothing.

>>34266555
Kebab man died.

just failed out of senior year at uni
this will be my first time being a neet. what do

>>34266863
He's still in there, you numpty

>>34266878

make a thread about it tbqh senpai

>in the local vidya store
>fat autist trying to flirt with girl behind the counter
>asks for her gamertag so they can play overwatch together
>can see all the staff trying not to laugh as everyone stares at him

Fucking kek how can you lack self awareness to that extent?

>>34266878
abandon all hope lad

>>34266851
>thorntons chocolates

kek i got my mum a hermes handbag, an LV scarf/winter hat combo and a pair of jimmy chu's.. imagine turning up to ur mummys birthday with less than 2k in gifts LOL, actually disgsuting

>>34266896
>the piss bottles are up for sale

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>>34266828
You are a dead cunt. I am a live cunt.
I know which one I'd rather be.

Someone is too cowardly to live with the consequences. Gives himself a dose of rope to the neck instead

>>34266899
i did and it died
im not good at threads

>>34266948
>Sorry, We're Closed

>>34266900
You probably lack it too, lad, just in a different way.

Like if you go drinking every weekend then complain about being poor, or smoke but worry about your health, or are proud of being a NEET but have no grasp of your own future, etc.

The worst NPCs are the ones who think they're a player when they're not.

>>34266698
Yeah but he's playing our game, Jahan doesn't play our game

>>34266900
He's probably more likely to get laid than someone who is terrified to talk to anyone.

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>>34266644

Not sure I can do pirate, but this is vaguely nautical-themed.

Then again all of my screencaps are pirate because I sure as h*ck didn't pay for this anime.

>>34266986
At this point I've just accepted I'm an npc. I drink and I'm poor. I smoke and I'm unhealthy. I have a job but its shit and I dont give a shit. Maybe one day something will happen but I'm ok riding it out until then or death.

>>34266990
equally less likely to get laid than someone who isnt a fat neckbeard

>>34266986
>>34266990
I'm an ugly cunt and just keep to myself instead of harassing random women senpaitachi. There's nothing wrong with being able to recognise your faults.

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>you will never live in a japanese internet cafe

Little space with all the bills taken care of and it's cheap as fuck. Some even have fucking showers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0

Does anyone else get a weird feeling when they see the red and blue of the union jack...?

>>34267044
Someone who isn't a fat neckbeard but doesn't talk to any women will never get laid either.

At least he has a chance of finding someone drunk or in his own league.

>>34267148
saw a documentary that was like this one and it was super fucking depressing

>>34267048
There's not, but it's half the journey to the point.

But just you outright deciding you're 100% an ugly cunt to every woman on earth, guaranteed gives me the same feeling of retardation that you get from watching that kid failing at the shop.

Just how life works I suppose lad

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How did your day go today?
i hope whatever you got up to made you happy, and if not you're on the road to comfy right now!

What have you guys been up to?


>>34266644
Yo ho ho and a bottle of pepsi max

>>34259734
Working, and finally gonna play some vidya and watch TV! What plans do you have for tonight, anon?

>>34259848
Did you unconsciously skip part of the way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHPdjc-ADc

I wish everyone skipped everywhere. I honestly think the world would be a nicer place for everyone.

>>34259858
Aww I hope it got better for you, anon. What are you up to now?

>>34259919
You're gonna do it anon, don't sweat about it! How has the rest of your day been?

>>34260092
I'm glad to hear your doctor's visit was worthwhile! Sleep problems are devastating, it's good that you're making headway in to improving it.

The situation regarding your partner sounds very complicated. Have either of you approached the idea of couples therapy? I know some university's offer free counselling however I am unsure whether it stretches to couples or not.
bottling up your feelings isn't good for either of you.

>>34260764
Guten abend!

How did the career advisor go?
Did you get a nice present for mummy?

Thank you for the well wishes, i'm getting very comfy right now!

>>34260793
How'd it go, anon? Did they pitch you anything you're interested in?

>>34267040
There are no designated PCs in life, anon. This is all anyone gets. A struggle and perhaps some vague sense of accomplishment before a lonely death wondering if any of it was worth it.

>>34266555
was thinking the same just before i clicked on this thread

psychic man

>>34266756
Great movie desu, probably just went against the grain of what you're used to too strongly

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>>34266655
rub a-double dubs

>>34266555
>tfw going for a night walk where I live would get me knifed
shame

>>34267336
Those don't exist though

>>34267243
>What plans do you have for tonight, anon?

Bit of a change of dinner plans. I was going to cook the pasta but now the GF is in the kitchen making a quiche. I can't complain - even though I'm not a massive fan of quiche.

Right now I'm just sitting alternating between work related reading and posting on here.

Considering cracking a beer. Wanted to take a bit of a break from drinking but it will probably be easier when all the beer is gone, eh?

Enjoy the vidya. I should buy a console or a gaming PC - probably will later on in the year.

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>>34266644
I don't have any pirate waifus in stock

>>34267148
>Wanting to smell like cigarette smoke 24/7 and sleep on the floor

no

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>>34267243
Cooked a lasagne, going for a night walk and a spliff now. Pretty comfy.

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>>34266644
she be a butt pirate.

turns out the flat number on the letting website was wrong, and i did ask them irl as well....
just had to change everything i had sorted out for it, and some contracts invalidated fml.

stressed desu lads but its all about that boipucci soon.

>>34266878
get counselling and say you are too depressed, then play WoW for 8 months.
>>34267243
shit. but going to get a thai takeaway and relax.

I feel it's my duty to explain this as concisely and clearly as possible:

It's Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve

>>34267375
>Wanting to smell like cigarette smoke 24/7 and sleep on the floor

Sounds like my life now except I pay extortionate amounts of money to do so.

>>34267415
and no one likes to pick on an invalid.. Steve...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB2Fc5ZJRds

>>34266698
He's not even r9k anymore either

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>>34266555
>>34267343

Night cycling is also good desu

Can pedal away from the knife wielding normies a lot faster

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>>34267415
>Homosexuality is abnormal even though it has been observed in over 1500 animal species
>The entire human race is an inbred family only 5000 years old

I honestly know which one sounds more insane

>>34267457
gross, I bet you stink like BO and a homeless guys wet arse

I couldn't live like that, I can't sleep unless I am comfy and clean

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>>34267397

Getting high right now, then I'm going to go prep some burgers. From mince, not shop-bought like a pleb.

Bit of chili, onion powder. Salt and pepper while cooking, not before, as to not draw out all the moisture.

Worried being intoxicated will affect the end result, but after the other night's sober attempt, I can't fuck up any worse...

> pic related in a couple of ways

>>34267243

>Len anon prints out more replies and adds them to the britfeel shrine where he sacrifices small animals

>>34267483
>Homosexuality is abnormal even though it has been observed in over 1500 animal species

What about the species it's not observed in? I guess those are irrelevant to the queer narrative

>>34267561
They seem to forget that rape and murder is observed in nature. Whatever fits their narrative they use.

>>34267415
sounds like yank bollocks tbqh

>>34267478
To be honest Karl might be daft but Ricky and Steve are dickheads

>>34267561
I guess those ones are shy. Fucking prudes not letting us watch their freaky sex.

>>34267574
Rape and murder are observed in humans too you know. bumming is consensual, usually when people are being murdered there is a difference of opinion on whether or not it should happen.

>>34266900
What's worse is when she giggles and plays along, then gives him her number just to placate him, LOL.

>>34267619
they're big bullies, karl needs a personal anti bully ranger

>>34267623
Doesn't mean that rape and murder should be allowed.

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>>34267619
nah its just banter, though Ricky does go out of his way to annoy karl a lot.

great stuff to have on all day though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcWj1U2qt0

>>34267640
Yeah and then they meet up and have a drink and she has a good time with him, just to placate him, haha. Then they fuck, just to placate him. Then they get into a relationship just to placate him, LOL!

>>34267370
Oh gosh now you're making me crave quiche, I haven't had one in aaaages. Mummy used to get one from the butchers once a week, might do the same tomorrow.

Whatever you choose to do it sounds like you're in for a good time!

>>34267397
Sounds bloody comfy indeed.
>tfw i'd probably get shanked if i did a night walk

>>34267411
Very sorry to hear about the letting troubles, can you not claim the expenses back since it was the agencies fault?

Also what you getting from the thai place? Hope it's curry desu

>>34267537
I guess you could call children 'small animals'

>>34267574
the thing is. sucking dick or mashing tacos isn't the same level of rape and murder.

>>34267674
It's hilarious. I've seen a girl go along with a joke until she actually had his kids, and this is a full blown neckbeard I'm talking about who wears graphic tees and a trenchcoat.
Poor girl just didn't want to hurt his feelings.

>>34267674
>>34267709
>>34267640
t. Butthurt neckbeards

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>>34267685
>what you getting from the thai place? Hope it's curry desu

I was thinking a Pad kee mao, which i guess is a spicy pad thai. Tod mun pla and Kanom jeeb.

>>34267701
It's still just as sinful, mind.

>>34267742
I'm not a neckbeard. I just think that someone who has the courage to actually talk to girls is probably a better person than someone who stands around sneering at him despite not having the guts to talk to women himself.

>>34267757
don't eat too much chublord

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>>34266644
I slept for about 8 hours last night. It wasn't enough.

>>34267757
>ad thai. Tod mun pla and Kanom jeeb.
did you have a stroke towards the end of typing lad?

>>34267824
I'll trade my sixteen with you. I sleep for too long

>>34267816
my body is perfect, a temple for cute boys to worship.
>>34267824
come rest with me lad, though 8 hours should be fine.
>>34267832
foreign people sure do talk funny eh lad...

>>34267837
I wish we could, lad. I used to sleep too much. I want to go back. I'm not even stressed and I'm marginally more active now, so I have no idea what's causing this insomnia

>>34267778
stop kidding yourself, your a better person if you are at least aware that your undesirable and you just leave women alone

>>34267742
They're mocking the people making fun of guys who approach women, you autistic freak.

>>34267881
>8 hours should be fine.
Not when you've only slept for three the previous week

>>34267824
theory: you need more polyphenols to aid in the clearance of waste from your glymphatic system

you could try eating beets, though I am not sure if they have the right polyphenols that can withstand the pasteurization process, pass the blood-brain barrier and function as theorized

you could also try strongly dark colored fruits, fruit juices and squash, tea, particularly green tea, coffee, dark red colored vegetables like red onions, red cabbage and kidney beans

sleep apnea may be disrupting sleep so do cardio

sulphur compounds in garlic may help prevent atherosclerosis and aid the glymphatic system that way

just a theory

>>34267900
>your
>your

Ugly cunt AND dumb.

When will the base level of misery end? I feel like there are austerity measure in place on my dopamine and seratonin.

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>>34267824

>woke up at 12 today
>felt pretty good
>remember how shit everything is
>go back to sleep until 6pm

Is it possible to live without working?

If I managed to get a council flat and sign on, would I be able to survive on bennies?

>>34267479
The guy just doesn't like toxic people who are unironically depressed 24/7 and who constantly put other people down, which makes sense

>>34267966
You do that to yourself, faggot.

>>34267972
Bedsit more like to desu

>>34267776
>still just as sinful
I don't see how anything consensual can be as "sinful" as an act of aggression like rape or murder tbqh

won 200 quid on a scratchy lads

>>34267917
Are you seriously suggesting some fat autistic freak can just talk to a girl and get a gf? Why don't I have one then even though I talk to plenty whilst being average looking and athletic?

>>34268008
That's gonna be sooooo many anime figurines!

>>34268021
>looks are everything

Oh boy.

>>34268022
i don't like anime, gonna buy some new nikes mate

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>>34268022

>tfw with postage and import duty it would be at most 3, and more likely 2, animu figurines

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>>34267993

I know

Id rather sit up all night than sit up all day desu

>>34268070
lol sad

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>>34268059
this tbqh, fucking parcelforce and their jew fees

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>>34268059
>Tfw your waifu has no decent figs

my ex-waifu didn't have one either

>>34268093
>blaming parcelforce for your pathetic anime addiction

>>34267972
That is what it exists for, just expect a low quality of life

>>34268021
Yes mate. I'm 18 stone, wear MLP t-shirts and shave once a fortnight.
I still get laid, I still get female cashiers to giggle and flirt with me, I've had girlfriends.
It really isn't hard, just talk to them about what interests you and be funny.

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>>34268095
>tfw your waifu has neither decent figs nor decent bodypillows

>>34268106
lol come on, we're all anons here...

>>34266555

nice, i haven't night walked in a while

just the walk back from my birds early in the morning

i feel like im becoming a normie and no longer belong here

>>34268082

How was your day senpai?

What exciting adventures did you have today?

>>34268137
>saying that like it's a bad thing

>>34268095
I spent 3 days searching through the backstreets of nakano and akihabara etc looking for some nice cheap Jun figures. you would have thought there would be some. Eventually i found some nice ones in nakano and osaka for like 3-10 quid equivalent. and they would have cost 30-40 here getting online...

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>>34268095
>Tfw you have your husbando's fig and he's on his knees crying, his head swimming with despair

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Only 2 hours and 25 minutes left on the poll lads. Throw your vote in if you haven't already!

The choices for Film Night -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>>34268145
>exciting adventures
What age are you?

>>34267972
Not unless you claim more than JSA

>>34268082
How is that sad? How on earth is not doing what you want to do "happy"?

>>34268157
your best bet is probably mandarake or some other used weeb store

and even then they've probably been hot glued by the previous japanese owners

Although I found a bkub chen for 500yen that I could probably list on ebay for 60

>>34268163
A reminder that Saturday is supposed to be documentary/ biopic night down Hyde Surgery. I hope someone with admin powers can make it happen. I asked at the desk and I'm not too sure I like where it's going with the doctor in charge.

>>34268106
Hmm are you this guy?
>>34266900

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>>34268168

>not answering the question
Whats wrong with you?

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>main game is 60fps
>aveline dlc is capped at 30fps
Fuck you

>>34268194
i think i actually did go to one of those stores, in nakano main shopping place. The fun of searching for Jun figures was enough to make it worth it though.

Do you ever sometimes wish that you could just switch off your brain and do drugs like the normies do?
I envy their ignorance at times.

>>34268225
>Nakano

I never understood the logic of having weeb stores above a fish market on the bottom floor

>>34268163
Ay that's not even a bad selection of movies.

Dog soldiers is arse though. Can't see shit through half the movie.

>>34268163
Implying trainspotting isn't going to win because this thread's population is like 90% quirky hipster druggies.

>>34267881
your body is average and your heart is vile

Anyone else autistic enough to type in a different keyboard layout? I use dvorak myself.

>>34268251
Just do it senpai everyone else does

>>34267148

Nice video.

https://youtu.be/ziT88gzDsWA found this not sure what its about

The Karen poster is a dirty immigrant

>>34268324
>Shit-talking niceposters
Wew lad

>>34268420
hes a faggy cunt

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>>34268410
Bit rude, I'll have you know the only foreigners in my family are my Scottish Granddad and my North Irish Nana

>>34268420
>junlad is nice
Wew lad right back at you

>>34268420
>Junlad
>Niceposter

Verygood joke.

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where do you rank lads?

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Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

White girls at my uni are HYPED.

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>>34268484
wrong image, where do you rank britfeel

>>34268493
A big old zero. Sick of the homo talk.

>>34268493
If you are above 0 you are a degenerate

Not sure what I should be more worried about. That lad who had a staff discount or Karen poster not being british?

>>34268424
>>34268434
>>34268470
I am a niceposter, from a certain point of view.

>>34268485
It's funny, I was listening to David Duke today and his world view makes complete sense when I see this shit

It seems like there is a war against white europeans

>>34268522
The staff discount ofcourse, still losing sleep over it

>>34268493
1, I've fapped to some stuff that could be considered a little indicative of homo tendencies, but couldn't ever fap to a couple of proper blokes going at it or go at it with one myself

>update a media player
>all the hotkeys change

I'm too old for this shit

>>34268493
>>34268484
>anon keeps the smug anime faces next to his pic of the kinsey scale

Really made me think

>>34268485
Will stand in the garden and watch through the window as my gf cuddles with her black bull on the sofa

>>34266555
>Tfw you go to the shop and food is really cheap this month.

Is this like the chance to stock up pre-brexit before ((((((they))))) punish the working class?

>>34268516
/r9k/ is degerate through and through, /pol/ is the place to be if you want to pretend to be a moral paragon

>>34268493
Reminder if your not 2, 3 or 4 you are lying

>>34268433
Are you even British?
Cunt

>>34268563
>being straight is a moral paragon
oh anon

>>34268575
>Cunt
English born and bred.

McGuinness retires due to ill health

>mfw

>>34268586
>being straight means not being a degenerate
you're degenerate just by being here, regardless of what you want to put your peanus in

>you now remember when the Karen paedophile posted A BRITISH DRIVING LICENSE to try and prove they was English

HOWLING

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Been on the jobhunt today NEETs? Heres some music to wind down after a long day of job hunting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0

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>>34268493
You tell me lad
But the answer is actually 2

>>34268522
>>34268536
Why did you have to remind me? FUCK

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>>34268522
>>34268536
>>34268662

I was just about getting over the staff discount lads. Fuck me I'm so worried again now.

>>34268697
Only got five hours sleep last night. Going to have to talk about it in group therapy tomorrow. I might not be able to forget it, but in time I might be able to cope with it.

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>>34268697
>>34268662
I found a way out, lads.

>>34268021
>Why don't I have one then even though I talk to plenty whilst being average looking and athletic?

Maybe you're boring, or a dick, or they can sense that you're broken inside, or you don't seem like a steady pair of hands, or you've got no ambition, or your life is going nowhere, or people simply just don't like you.

>>34268662
>>34268697
Whats this?

I missed something

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>>34268697
>tfw saw some posts about it but didn't read them
Why was it so bad

>>34268740
>>34268735
Don't worry about it mates

Had a Chinese buffet on Monday and it clogged me right up, not been able to poo at all

>massive shit

I feel empty and hollow lads am I gonna die

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>>34268750
FUCK. Now im worried about these guys worrying about it!

When the fuck will it end?!

>>34266698
>>34266635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPq9Zy5Rp5A

Ayy it's on
oringal

>>34268493
I am X master race. A hero of the straight edge.

Am a pallbearer at Granddads funeral tomorrow. Theres no way I can fuck that up right?

I thought we agreed not to worry about it lads?

Let's just focus on Karen poster not being british, at least we know this one won't end like the staff discount.

I still think about what happened that day.

I posted the following in the thread this morning

"Found out today that my ex gf who when she broke up with me a few months ago said she "wasn't in a position to be with anyone right now" is with my former best friend who spent years telling me she was a slut, had a blown out cunt, had ugly tits, etc

Why can't people be honest? How hard would it have been for her to say "while me and him were off our faces we really bonded over slashing our arms up and I think I love him but what do I know I'm incapable of forming healthy relationships"
Livid"

Think I've pretty much calmed down now. Still fucked off about the situation but really its kind of a good thing. I'm not gonna feel like i want her back anymore, he finally played his hand and showed what a turd he is. People finally stopped thinking I've been overreacting to his shitty behaviour.
I'll probably hear that they had some sort of blowout fuck up in a month because they'll just feed into each other's mental illness

>>34268735
>>34268735
>>34268740
An anon got a good deal the other day. But you shouldn't worry about the staff discount.

YOU
SHOULDN'T
WORRY
YOU MUSTN'T

>>34268767
Played you like a damn fiddle pal

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>>34268735
>>34268740
The anon who kept buying ice cream when it was on offer in mozzas posted a pic of his receipt and said
>don't worry about the staff discount lads, that's from when I worked there years ago.

We rightly picked up on the fact that he would not have said "don't worry" unless there was something to worry about. Why make such a big deal about us not worrying unless there is something more to all this?

Now we're all really worried.

work at 5:20am tomorrow upset.

>>34268801
Sorry to hear it lad, but no matter how angry or upset it makes you, you're truly better off knowing them for what they really are.

Just take comfort in the fact you got a clean exit from it and they're free to make their own hell with each other now. It's not your problem any more.

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STAFF DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!I

>>34268834
cringe

cringeagami

>>34268860
Great, another sleepless night.

IMMIGRANT WAIFU POSTERS!!!!

Someone I don't like survived a suicide attempt. Not a good feel lads, I feel cheated.

>>34268801
Honestly mate they did you a favour showing you the type of people they really are.

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>>34268892
>I feel cheated.

did you actually try and kill them anon?

its ok you can tell us

>>34268892
the only people who fail suicide attempts are attention seekers who actually didn't want to die

>>34268892
Encourage them to try again, lad.

>>34268771
6 foot one normie scum

>>34266698
Shut up
Waifus aint British take them elsewhere cunt

>>34268968
He's actually been doing the rounds on normiebook because he's released a "so inspirational" song about depression... Seems a bit fishy.

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>>34268892
>Come into class on tuesday
>Short domestic violence snippet in the book we are reading for english lit about WW1
>Multicoloured hair SJW type with cutting marks on her wrist somehow makes this about her and interrupts the reading with her personal experience
>Goes on for about 20mins self pitying with this sob story
>Teacher has to just sit there and agree with everything she says
>The token black guy tries to steer the conversation back to the book while linking her experience
>"Sorry you don't understand what I went through, you should probably shut up"
>applause from her friends she smokes with on break
>Another 10mins of her blogging
>Class ends before we even cover the final topic and get notes for the next essay

why is this allowed, why can't my tutor just grow some balls

>>34268892
Imagine being so pathetic you can't even kill yourself.
One of the easiest things to do.

I cant stop laughing lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5E6mLQq5Cg

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>>34268807
I wouldn't worry about it.

Muted? This is what the silica animus brings lads.

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Lest we forget.

>wake up at 1AM today
>try to stay awake but fall asleep by 5PM anyway
>woke up about half an hour ago
>now going to have to be awake until about 6PM tomorrow

Fuck. This.

Today had been a shit day for two reasons, lads.

My cat who I've had since I was 14 (now 28) had to be put down because he was absolutely riddled with cancer. Hasn't really hit me yet.

Secondly, my employer (a local authority) bought me a brand new Surface Pro for my job. When I was getting out of my car today, the bag opened up and it fell out and smashed. Google says it's pretty much a non-fixer.

I'm shitting it going into work tomorrow, all I want to do is grieve for my poor kitty and I really don't want to be charged for this or lose my job.

Sorry for the vent. Hope everybody here is ok.

>>34269286
Classic /x/ post there, and an example of one of the very few memes they have cultivated. There's summoning succubus and tulpas, McMemey Manor, Alisa Lam and Hollow Earth and that's about it. Oh, and the Mandela Effect.

>local uni looking for life models
>get paid to sit about naked in a room full of 18yo grills
Sent them an application, wish me luck lads!

im an overweight literal autist who is pushing 30

14 years is a great run for a kitty m8, be glad.

They will have insurance m8, don't worry about it. They can't charge you for it.

>>34269320
Your sleep pattern's fucked because you had to lie down because of the stress right? You know what I'm talking about. Not going to say it though, don't want to upset any more anons.

>>34269328
Sorry to hear about your catto mate. Hope you got some good times to reminisce about

>>34269391
>Meow meow meow [Dr. Vet, I'm DOA]
>Don't worry, no charge for him.

>>34269392
Mummy kay can help with the worry and let people sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EgbY2ZgiPE

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>>34266644
I don't have a pirate Yukari but I do have a Fubuki Yukari.

Looking forward to Question Time and This Week a little later.

>>34269328
>My cat who I've had since I was 14 (now 28) had to be put down because he was absolutely riddled with cancer
I feel you, bro. Exact same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. Cat was the same age and all. It's hard but you'll get through it, try and focus on the fact that you were able to have 14 good years with that cat's company and that's better than not having them at all.

>Secondly, my employer (a local authority) bought me a brand new Surface Pro for my job [...] and it fell out and smashed
This kind of shit happens, man. Just be apologetic and explain the situation. It's nothing worth adding even more stress to your plate over.

>>34269328
Sorry about your cat. Atleast you gave him a nice life and he didn't suffer.

The laptop was a complete accident, nobody will even care about it at all, it will be insured. Rest easy.

Okay, anons.
So it's universally accepted that intercourse with a man who's dressed as a woman ISN'T gay.

But what about the man who wants to be the woman?

asking for a friend haha

>>34269382
They'll take you in an instant, they tend to prefer people with more "unconventional" body types as they're more artistically interesting and challenging to draw.

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>>34269454
>piers morgan
>emily thornberry

>>34268798
No mate it'll be fine lad. Do your gramps proud.

>>34269382

What's the going rate for getting your tackle out in front of a bunch of strangers? As in pay, not sentencing.

>Playing any game with regional grouping.
>'Europe' includes baltic shitholes, russia and germans and everyone else.
>Broken english, hacking, black marketing, shitty ping, depression and quiet tryhards.

>Switch to US/Canada.
>Bants, competition, cohesion, laffs, generosity.


Why did earth mean by this?

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>>34269454
oh fuck yeh THIS WEEK My boi andrew and choo choo portilllo. based as fuck show imo.

QT too triggering though.

>>34269199
>>The token black guy tries to steer the conversation back to the book while linking her experience

There's always a helpful nigger in these made up stories. Absolutely subliminal

>>34269502
>transport secretary Chris Grayling
>American author Lionel Shriver

Safe to say they're just gonna talk about Trump and Southern Rail tonight.

>>34269552
I wish it was made up

my class is a mix of the mentally ill, middle aged women and foreigners that never went through our education system originally.

the black guy is English though, typical LONDON accent

>>34269392

What? No. I just got into a daft sleeping non-routine over Christmas, because I was staying at my mums which meant I was on an airbed in the living room (she's just moved) and I kept hanging on to the last vestiges of consciousness to watch The League of Gentlemen Christmas Special, or such like.

Anyway, in short I'm going to spend the train home tomorrow nodding off like a smack head.

>>34269199


>The token black guy

He's not a "token black guy" if it's real life. Or is your life so grim you think you might actually be living in a horror film?

>>34269536
has there ever been a K-on doujin with non terribad art

>>34269613
Well if everyone's going to think you're a smackhead anyway...

>>34269533
Canada offers all that, but every time I've played with yanks it's just been a bunch of internet tough guys endlessly dickwaving and spouting unironic AMURRICAisms the second they hear a brit accent.

I'd rather take broken english from yuros tbqh, russians can fuck off tho

>>34269644
none that i enjoy at least.

though ideally k-ons are pure and only hold hands.

>>34268798
I did the same thing. Just do what the funeral guys indicate when you're taking it out of the car and you'll be fine. They have done it enough times and know their business. Don't be worried about having to brace it with your hand if you need to either. It will be heavier than you expect, so prepare for that.

Try to see it as an honour to be carrying him to where he needs to be. It is an important job and it's a responsibility that you are going to nail. Don't be ashamed to linger after the service with the coffin if you need a minute to say goodbye, no one will judge or rush you.

Do him proud lad.

>>34269646

I doubt I could afford the first discount hit they use to get you hooked, to be honest.

>>34269698
Don't worry about it, just use the staff discount

>>34269698
DISCOUNT? Mind your fucking language

>>34269718

Alright, what's the game?
Are you cunts pulling a fingerbox-type thing here?

I don't come here to feel left out, got enough of that irl

>>34269783
of course not m8

>>34268834

>>34269888

Went for a shit and scrolled right past it.
Congrats on the trips, checked them.

they'll have him on cctv. they'll track the purchase right back to him.

>>34269382
Just be sure you don't pop a boner lad

>>34269391
>>34269401
>>34269457
>>34269462

Thanks lads. Times like this I wish we could have a britfeels hug but I guess that's a bit gay.

Cargo was actually a girl (typo in original post) and she was totally awesome. I just feel bad that she had to live her last few months in discomfort and now she is gone. Tearing up just typing this tbpfh lads.

I'll try not to worry about the laptop, I just don't want to piss anybody off at work (or have to pay 600 bongs for a replacement). I don't think I'd lose my job but your mind goes wild, especially when you're already a bit anxious. It was a genuine accident and I could have kicked myself when it happened.

Just got some ben and jerrys using my the Karen poster isnt British

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> grill sending doggo to her parents for a week to make it easier to come over and fug

>>34269980
>not letting the doggo join in

>>34269953
Anon hasn't got much worry of that happening. It's really offputting to be naked in front of a bunch of strangers, the nerves make it almost impossible to pop even a semi.

or so I hear

>>34269980
>getting a dogs sloppy seconds
apparently not a original lol

>>34269992
pretty much this, animal cruelty desu

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>>34269966
Using your what, lad?

>>34270024
POST PASSPORT OR GET OUT

GET OUT!

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>>34270044
Bit angry. I don't have my passport with me. I'll get it when I next go back to my parents house. That and my birth certificate.

>>34270087
GOING ALL THE WAY BACK TO FOREIGN LAND ARE YOU?

>>34270105
Nah, it's a hour journey by train.

>>34270087
DRIVERS LICENSE OR GET OUT YOU MUPPET
NO DOUBT YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME DODGY PAPERS IN THE BACK OF AN ALDI VAN

I'm getting really stressed out about not being able to get a car lads.

>>34270112
love the taste of baguette then do you??

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>>34270129
Posted it yesterday if you weren't paying attention
>>34270152
My local bread shop produces some alright ones. Never know what to put in them

>>34270144

Why can't you get a car, m8?

>>34270182
>provisional

underageb&

>>34270236
I just don't need to drive anywhere, everything I need is in walking distance.

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>>34270182
>doesn't display date of birth, not even the year
O I am laffin

>>34270182
>No other sizes of this image found.
>Best guess for this image: jai paul btstu
>jai paul btstu
dont sound very English does it there lad?

>>34270211
having trouble getting the money together after my old beater kicked the bucket. I haven't had a car since November and because of that I have made bugger all money.

>>34270236
to be fair I know someone that got their provisional at 17 and he's now 22 and still hasn't actually learnt to drive

>>34270296
>o be fair I know someone that got their provisional at 17 and he's now 22 and still hasn't actually learnt to drive

Is it you?

>>34270303
no because I need a car where I live, I can't do anything without one

>>34270296
I'm 26 and still have a provisional, there's nowhere I need to go that isn't cheaper by train

can't be arsed with the hassle of insurance and petrol money tbqh

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>>34270288
Fine if you insist. I'm twenty. Happy?
>>34270360
Exactly, no point wasting money.

>>34269601
>the black guy is English though

Mate...

>>34270449
You have a point. I hate when foreigners say they're english after living in the country for a couple of years.

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Yeah that's 5.99 mate, you jsut got id mate?

*runs under blacklight*

You're fucking done mate.

>>34270289
Apparently they're a "british" musician

>Tfw you will never be a member of Diamond Dogs
How can anyone possibly come to terms with this?

>>34270542
You're really clinging to this. Why do you want me to be foreign so badly?

>>34270582
you may never be a diamond dog but remember
>YOUR ALREADY A DEMON

>>34270597
just answer me this. who is the leader of germany?

>>34270582
kash we're diamond dogsh
kash i'm alreddy ademunn

>>34270629
It's a pretty easy question. There's Merkel and that other tosser who no one talks about.

>>34270629
Look, I'M NOT FOREIGN. I've lived in England my entire life. I pay my council tax, drink my tea and bet on fussball just like any other English man.
Can we please just stop it now?

>>34270582
MSF seemed more fun to be part of, honestly

>>34270582
>i will never catch a parasite that kills me because I spoke english or kikongo
Thank fuck

>>34270609
>tfw when you tell your dole officer that you're already a demon

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>>34270674
You're not me though, mate. Don't try and make me seem like a desperate wanker.

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>>34270609
>>YOUR ALREADY A DEMON

>>34270669
ah so you're close enough that theres no 'Mrs' merkel for you eh?

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>>34269509
a bit under 10 quid an hour, though suprisingly its not full time

>>34269490
>tfw being fat is the only interesting thing about me
Not that they know what i look like, was a pretty barbones application form. I figure they get a lot of joke applications and only respond to ones that seem serious.

>>34270007
>>34269953
Well its a good thing that i dont get a boner when im nervous...

>>34270718
I think she's a bit of a tosser so it's no either way

>>34270289
>>34270566
Jai Paul is great you plebs

>>34270748
How many hours do you reckon it'll be?

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Just shaved my benis again lads

feels good desu

>>34270713
oh look at you cheeky little chap, dropping a little meme on us are you mate? never had a typo in your life, mate eh? i'll hook you in the gobber lad

>>34270761
Never heard of him. I don't listen to non-white musicians either.

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>>34270785
I was only pissing about, lad. No need to take it so personally.

>>34270674
Living here your entire life doesn't make you English.

>>34270790
The guy has achieved more in his life already than you ever will, so how can you claim racial superiority?

Everyone with any taste or knowledge thinks he's amazing and respect him, and no one gives the slightest shit about you, even people who know you.

>>34270784
feel good for 8 hours maybe... but i always shave mine each time i shower so its at least once a week :^) and i got used to it after a while, doesn't seem to be as bad.

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And the results are in!

After 63 votes the winner, with 30% of the vote is.....


Trainspotting.

Check the results here -
http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590/r


The location of Film Night will be posted at 9:30pm tomorrow night.
90's britpop and a 90's classic or two will be played before hand to set the mood and the film will start promptly at 10pm. The floor will open after the film so you guys can shitpost and spam YouTube links to your hearts content.

A vote will be taken during the credits and the choices for the poll to pick what will be played on 27th will be chosen by those present.

See you all tomorrow!

>>34270802
just having a little bants there mate? not even taking my seriously was you lad? just you wait until i put cheese in your diet, then we'll see whos having the bants

>>34270824
t. Jai Paul
wew get triggered often?

>>34270831

Nice choice faggots

>>34270824
Yeah, I'm wrong. I'm listening to one of his songs called "Jasmine" and it's pretty decent.

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>>34270831
What a brilliant selection. I'm sure I'll attend this film night.

>>34270863
I wish I was Jai Paul.

>Triggered

You are the one who is triggered by his success. Does it make you feel inadequate? Not surprised. Go and achieve something, might make you into a better person.

Been on jsa for 2 years lads. How the fuck do i even get a job anymore...

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>>34270700
>4chan post number instead of a file name

If you're going to impersonate me at least put some effort in.

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>>34270835
>put cheese in your diet
I like a spot of cheese, I do. Got any crackers to go with it?

>>34270893
wasn't even that lad
>his success
never heard of him. has one single that got to 139 in the charts

>>34270910
Go fuck off, lad. I'm a tad tired of the harassment now. I just want to play games and post in peace. I'm just too lazy to name them.

>small Master's in London
>10 girls, 4 guys
>I'm the center of attention
>they all have bf's

>>34270449
met a lot of black lads who I'd consider more british than some white lads tbqh, you're not a proper brit if all you do is sit at home collecting bennies and complaining about the darkies

I reckons british is a state of mind more than something inherent, as long as you've got all the proper docs and aren't a first gen of course

>>34270925
But lee cant eat cheese.

>>34270944
And where did your singles chart?

>>34270979
i'm glad at least one lad gets our kay references around here

>>34270772
Dont know really, i'd guess its a one day thing at the most. Turn up when the class starts, take my kit off, wait for the students to finish calling the suicide hotline, break for lunch and then back to posing for anyone who returns

>>34268555
>tfw trips checking trips

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lads, i've been tempted to go the route of autism bux but i actually have diagnosed mental disorders. I cannot for the life of me find anywhere any values for benefits that'll be provided, does anyone have some kind of source or at least know how much i can get per week or whatever?

>>34270990
kay is a bit shit. I don't know why everyone watches her videos and pretends to like them. It's not very funny.

>>34271003
Almost lad, almost.

4

>>34270987
>hurr durr the argument that you have to be good at something to critique people also doing it
>oh you cut off my leg when i had ear ache did you doctor? well thats ok because i'm not a doctor

>>34271009
Maximum is 144 quid a week.

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>>34271009
https://www.gov.uk/employment-support-allowance/overview

this maybe?

>>34271039
You weren't critiquing his music though.

>>34271009
You're better off getting a job unless you have severe, apparent learning difficulties.

Even the NEETs here who used to brag about it have mysteriously vanished now that their 2-3 year review has come around and they've been kicked off.

The problem with depending on that for your income is you're just putting off the inevitable homelessness, no idea how NEETs can live under such constant anxiety each day because that brown envelope can come through the door even 3 months after your first assessment..

>you could get fired from your job

But I don't have to grovel back to my boss at the same place, but if you lose neetbux there's only one organization that you can get them back from: the same people who kicked you off.

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>>34271024
nice numerals yourself lad

>>34271010
now this is bad and horrible bait, mummy kay and lee are nice and make good british food.