what are the typical girls like around you? pic related :)

>>34265417
When I went on tinder EVERY woman fit into one of 5 categories.
>Hardcore feminists/sjw
>Obese
>Single mother
>In an "open" relationship
>Not actually female but a tranny

Not a single female did not fall into one of those categories.

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>>34265450
>In an "open" relationship

nailed it

Fat
20 something single mother
Entitled (If you're not 6'5 with a 10 inch dick etc swipe left)
Married (We know what discrete means, whore)

Ha ha ha ha.

Lul

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>>34265417
another beautiful example

>>34265506
>3 kids and divorced TWICE at age 24?
What in the actual fuck.

It's not dating, it's literally begging for someone to fix their life.

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>>34265417
>>34265506

and if theyre not already married/have 3 kids, they look like this.

yes i swiped right.

no i didnt get the match

>>34265506
HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

this makes me feel that bit better about myself

>>34265417
Where the fuck do you find women to date? Obviously online dating doesn't work because its full of single mothers and obese women. Where do I find a normal single woman?

>>34265588
>dating
LOL. you don't date in the rural midwest unless youre ok with a heffer or with fathering someone else's kid while theyre off in jail for felony amounts of coke/heroin or beating the shit out of their new baby mama

>>34265588
Book clubs probably

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>>34265651
You're not wrong, just came across this one. Enjoy jesus staring at you every time you take a shit

>>34265651
Where do you find one of these?

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>>34265540
>28, unemployed

This is what actual fembots look like.

>>34265417
I don't know, I never speak to women.

>>34265417

They are either the """cool""" edgy hipster types or the "strong and independent" promiscuous feminist sluts with a chip on their shoulder who hate any men that aren't Chad. Those are the two main types of women around here that I notice. All the other ones are too meek to have any strong presence and just blend in to the background.

>>34265417
They're all sassy awesome aunts and dog moms fluent in sarcasam who love craft beers.

>>34265506
If you can't handle her at her worst anons....

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Asian anime loving nerd :p

I'm only on 4chan because my friends forced me to lol i dont take responsibility 4 my actions

>>34265417
If I look east or north, horsegirls, horsegirls everywhere

To the south, it's all neon pierced, green haired demigender pansexuals researching the intersectionality of gendered racialism in monochromatic art

Why can't I just find a fucking normal girl who isn't a basic bitch from tinder, has a fun sense of humor, isn't fucking obsessed with horses and likes cuddles?

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>>34265417
>open tinder
>start swiping looking for cute girls
>come across these 4 things within 20 min
probably gunna stop drinking the water in my area just in case

>>34266120
Oh I forgot to mention, Asians are the only fucking normal people around me who don't have mutilated bodies, retarded gender affiliations or neurotic obsessions with horses. I honestly prefer white girls but the only people I ever get high match% with are Asians.

>>34265450
What you don't like poly non binary sapiosexuals?

>>34266109
The cosplay shit is kinda bad, but she might be alright. Would message.

>>34266120
What's wrong with liking horses?

>>34265417
>kkk
What did she mean by this?

>>34266157
I've noticed this. I'm not even a weeb and orgininally was not even attraced to Asians but I admire their sensibility relative to white women.

>>34265417

>Single mother
>Ugly
>Slutty

Ah, life in Northern England.

i live in a mid sized shitty city and there's like 3 types of women here, poor trashy single mothers, MUH CAREER cunts, or rich stacies that live off their parents

>>34266140
Awww Id love to meet Kayla

>>34265506
>24
>3 kids
>divorced twice
Was she a member of a weird cult or something?

>>34265417
Black and ghetto.

>>34265417

I bet she gets a lot of government aid. A fine use of tax dollars.

>>34265733
qtie

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Found this "" """"""girl"""""""" just now

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>>34266349
Including description

Oregon

>>34266349
>seattle

why am i not surprised

>>34266157
>neurotic obsessions with horses
What the fuck is up with this? In my area every white girl has a picture with a horse or holding a fish. Every asian girl I've seen is cute and every black girl is fat. not like I'm getting matches anyway

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Are you a man enough?

>>34266349
It looks like as if a guy's head was transplanted onto a woman's body and the body started to adapt to the "maleness" of the head

>>34266427
Sheeeeeeeiiiiiit

That aint real

>>34266427
I'm 29 myself and suddenly I think my life is not that shitty. Thanks, anon.

>>34265506
>I have 2 sides. Nicest person you'll meet or twisted fucking psychopath
>if u can't handel me at my worst then u don't deserve...

Yada Yada normie crap. No wonder she's divorced with 3 kids. Fucking whore. Probably cheated on husband 1 with future husband 2.

>>34265417
So would girls be tempted to swipe right on a guy's profile that said " if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" was noncommittal, purposefully vague and intentionally juvenile...... or do they just think these things appeal to us?

>>34265518
>>34266219
just northern illinois things :)

>>34266724
>or do they just think these things appeal to us?
Can you blame them when every single beta male thirsty for female interaction gives them the time of day?

Now think: whose fault is it for this stupid shit? Women who just keep doing what seemingly works or thirsty betas who lap it up?

>>34266837
I swear I personally never told theae girls they were beautiful, funny, or worthwile.

I know what you're thinking but I swear I never played a role in this. This undue confidence came from someplace else

>>34266880
Oh absolutely, I'm not talking about you in particular. On the contrary, from your post it seems like you've seen through the bullshit, but you have to remember that you're in the minority. The undue confidence you mentioned comes from the majority that thinks women should be put on a pedestal because they're delicate flowers that can't possibly be shitty people.

>>34266924
Can it be stopped?

At some point I think reality has to factor in.

>guy makes a mistake at work
>other guy: you're a fucking idiot *helps fix the mistake*
>other girl: fix it, not my problem

>girl makes a mistake at work
>other guy: not your fault *fixes it*
>other girl: fix it, not my problem

>>34266954
I know what you mean, but the only reality that matters to the people willing to give a twenty-something single mother with an insufferable attitude the time of day is that they are not currently getting laid and that they NEED to get laid at all costs.

The reality that they are sacrificing their dignity on a bland, entitled, zero-personality hole for a minuscule chance at a fuck is irrelevant to them. They KNOW their chances with better quality women (that do exist, but definitely not on Tinder) are nil, so they keep their standards low in exchange for a better chance at sex. Simply put, as long as they refuse to raise their standards, it's never going to happen.

>>34267081
I lost my virginity to a twenty-something single mother.

Wish I was still a virgin....she was beautiful though so could've been worse

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how many matches a day do you think she gets?

>>34265417
Assuming i look somewhat decent but i'm a 19 y/o socially retarded guy, could i get laid by some single moms on tinder?

>>34267162
Hundreds just like every female.

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>>34266157
why not a white girl who turned herself asian?

>>34267182
You have to commit to a relationship before they will sleep with you. Once you get to your 30s though you can pump and dump them.

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i dont even know what the fuck is going on with her hair/head, but not even she would match with me. fuck this gay world

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>>34266427
Of all the facial contortions she could muster, was the one that makes her mouth look like a puckered horse anus the best one?

>>34267140
Me too, but I do not have fond memories of the experience.

I still cringe five years later if I see that movie on TV, same one that was on when I plunged into that god awfully pussy that looked like it had been chewed on by coyotes and was on the verge of prolapse.

Didn't even cum, fucked for 2 hours, then went home and wanked out. Stunk like tobacco and dirty old puss on the long bus ride home :(

>>34267232
aren't there any moms that just want some dick?

>>34267307
Yeah the 30+ ones that gave up finding a relationship.

>>34266427
Do you think white woman like her would give me a chance?
> middle eastern
> manlet
> atheist
> IT wagecuck

I desperately want a chubby white gf.

>>34266140
You owe it to yourself to go out and meet Danie in the hood, top laughs!

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only TRUE men can be with this qt

>>34266243
I've been super liking the really ghetto girls just out of honest anthroplogical curiosity.

Their culture is so different from mine I just want to know more about it. I mock these nugs all the time but never genuinely spend time with them.

I'm trying my best to trip to hook up with a girl who is like 20 but covered in tattoos, with gold teeth, morbidly obese but legitimately things she's just slightly curvy and is afraid to lose weight. Cheapest possible plastic hair weave styled as a ball on her head. Shaved off eyebrows replaced with Sharpie lines. Your profile is usually don't actually say anything that you can read , no text, it's just a bunch of emojis if even that. A ridiculous name created by somebody who could not read, created to be as difficult to pronounce as possible so that others can feel as confused by text as her mother was when she gave birth stoned.

So far I haven't gotten a match but I feel like these people must be explored.

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This one still makes me laugh, he probably has a bigger dick than I do

>>34267617
This profile looks like some chads inside joke with his female friends tbqh

>>34267641
He had more photos, it was definitely real

>>34267650
That's so weird, did you find him in the male or female section? straight or gay? Why is he named Brandon yet claims to be a male to female trans? And what the fuck is up with that beard?

>>34266377
They're listening to Ben Frost so they may be cool enough to chill with

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ive never even HEARD of sapiosexual, FUCK

Tinder doesn't even send me a verification code.

Anyone else have this problem?

>>34267323
They never give up, also women are demisexual.

If they cant imagine a future romance with any guy theyll just shrink into a shell and maybe clit diddle to shit on tv as they imagine being a younger more desirable woman......they wont actively look for dick though

>>34267373
A tranny that demands all the following.
>6 feet or taller
>7 inch cock or bigger
>Has to be open with family about dating a tranny
>Is rich or working towards
>has to be willing to wait a few months for sex

Holy fuck trannies are even more delusional than women.

>>34267688
I'm straight so he was definitely listing himself as a woman, and yeah the beard is my favorite part

>>34267724
Sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind(wikipedia)
maybe that is your chance

>>34267855
reminds me of conchita wurst, what frustrates me is that he is still a better looking guy than me with a better beard.

>>34267724
The newest SJW buzzword

>>34265417
Tell me about your good vibes.

>>34267927
it's not really SJW because "ableism"

still, anyone calling themselves sapiosexual is a pretentious and annoying cunt and not worth the time

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Why are there never any girls who reference 4chan? It's always fucking Reddit

>>34267743
Yes im fucking pissed i got a phone like 2 months ago and it wont even let me verify. no point even paying monthly fees if i cant use it

>>34268572
>entertain me plz!

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>>34268572
Because 4chan was made by obese neckbeards for obese neckbeards?

Come on fuck boii, you think a girl will wanna go to a place full of desperate fap to anime virgin neckbeards?

>>34268855
Double dubs confirm- yet here I am.

>>34265733
So how do all you people here cope with not being with a qt Christian girl?

>>34268572
Honestly, what do you think?

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>>34268572
>has a child

Is there anything that says 'dropped' quicker

>>34269380
Problem glasses and reddit references.

>>34265540
>not dating Shrek

I...I don't know

>>34267373
>>34267845
I think the best part is the whole 'wants a baby thing'. How should this work? Adoption?

>>34268839
I wish roles were reversed for just one day just so these cunts see what they do. I doubt they'd learn anything though

>>34269058
They're huge sluts. You think a religious girl gets tinder, the hookup app, with the intention of finding her husband?

>>34269537
Nah, I can deal with that. I'm not expecting women to have amazing senses of humor. Passable is good enough. The only things that make me immediately swipe left are kids, ex-husbands, addictions, and being fat/ugly.

>>34269886
You can meet girlfriend material on Tinder, though. It's not all that common, but a few of my friends and I have done it.

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>>34265417
Horribly dull and uninteresting because they have no passion or drive in their life, their only interest lies in other people, so what some might think is a gregarious nature is really a parasitic reliance on others for a reason to fucking exist. The few women that act like adults are to be treasured.

>>34267724
sapiosexual means that she is attracted to intelligence. however she is lying what she really wants is someone who is opinionated like her and has all of her views.

>>34267231
> I'm down to lift

I need to ask her for her routine. She looks swole as fuck mang.

>>34267845
You just noticed that being a tranny is a mental illness? Godspeed anon

>>34270067
any trick to detecting those?

>>34267724
Sapiosexual means "tattooed pierced flatchested whore sjw".

>>34265450
i match with the SJW types alot, they're cute, but i decide it's not worth it in the end.

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>>34267268

>That fucking head

J U S T
U
S
T

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>>34267268
WAT EVEN IS THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>34267539
Good luck on your sexual adventure my friend, by mapping the pungent oceans and dank caves of this unexplored territory you favour us all.
Please post future threads with tales of plunder.