I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper

Just tell them: "it is for a friend"

I totally haven't seen this before. You're totally not a cum guzzling faggot, OP.

Or you buy kitchen paper and wipe yer ass with that

>>34265384

Where the fuck do you shop, OP? Stop going there
Protip: Steal all your TP from mens rooms at local fastfood restaurants. Wear a big jacket and stuff the roll inside - I haven't had to buy that shit in over 4 years

>>34265465
Thief!
You're lucky you don't live in Eurabia or you'd be armless, my man.

>>34265384
Stop going to stupid stores. Literally everybody buys TP. Jesus fuck OP you're a retard why are you even asking this

>>34265515

Lol, yeah, America is the land of milk and honey. Or TP, in this case.

>>34265516
As a cashier it always makes me uncomfortable when people buy toilet paper. Also feminine products and underwear. The worst time was when this lady bought a bunch of lingerie for herself and also a bunch of kids panties and bras and stuff. I was sweating and my vision got blurry

>>34265384
This is what I do
>go to store
>pick out toilet paper
>pick out 12-pack of condoms
>pick out large jar of vaseline
>pick out large box of baby wipes
>pick out one large cucumber

They never even notice the toilet paper.

>>34265384
Check for self checkouts there or steal it from somewhere.

>>34265535

>men's room starts putting those fucking tiny locks on the giant shitpaper dispensers because people steal them
>lol at their tiny locks, just chisel that shit open and take them, leave them a five dollar bill to replace the lock but not the tp because the tp is worth more
>they start using bigger and bigger locks
>start bringing bolt cutters and cutting them open, always paying for the lock i destroy
>been doing this for almost ten years

The land of milk and honey indeed.

>>34265572
Thanks for the loud kek