>try to fap >dick faIIs off

>>34265354
I do not believe this happened to you at all.

>>34265402
It did, I think I was too rough. I'm going to the ER now, fuck my life

>>34265508
I still do not believe your story.

>>34265517
Fuck off yu fucking normie, holy shit I'm in pain over here

>>34265536
You are very delusional calling me something I am not and making up such a strange and far fetched story.

>>34265536
Show pictures or it didn't happen

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>>34265354
This thread is not funny. I lost my dick after fapping too, OP.

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>>34265701
An Original F for Respect!

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>>34265701
I really wish I never saw that

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>>34265701
Imagine if this shit was real

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>>34265701
Why is this so fucking funny?? My fucking sides.

Peyronie's disease feels thread?

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ITT: newfags.
ugh!

please kill me, ill give you $20

>>34265536
>>34265556
>>34265566
>>34265701
>>34268300
>>34268049
>>34267295
>>34266411
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge. that is if you can handle it...

>>34265354
should've listened to your parents anon now it's too late

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>>34269175
>I'm a judge
>a judge
>judge

nice blog post

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>>34265354
>be you
>jack off
>dick falls off
the fuck you expect?