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Reminder that peanuts are the normies of seeds and nuts and are therefore unwelcome.

Up for debate is which nut is the /ournut/ of robots.

I say it is the pistachio.
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>>34264615
Pistachios are for nu males and tumblrinas, the true robot nut is almonds.
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Obviously the walnut
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Macadamias are the true patrician nut.
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>>34264615

Fuck them all. I'm allergic to all of them.
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>>34264672

Hazelnuts are fucking roasties
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Sunflower seeds.
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>>34264615
Pistachios are the best.
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CASHEWS
C A S H
E W
S
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>>34264615
Cashews are the fucking chads of the nut world.
I agree that pistachios are a true robot's nut.
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>he doesn't like roasted salted peanuts
>he doesn't think roasted salted peanuts are the best fuckin' nuts there are

I bet you love the taste of cum you cockgobbling faggot
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>>34264856
Why are you so fucking salty? Also take a bit care of your body guy
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Are you all fucking insane?
The only true robot nut is dried up salted on pumpkin seeds
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>>34264856

t. Peanut-apologist.
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pecans
inb4 "are you from texas"
yes i am
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>>34264615
t. some numale with a peanut allergy
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>>34265102

Anaphylaxis isn't exactly a nu-male malady, anon.
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>>34264615
The most normie seed/nut is Pistachio since everything involving it is normie af and people use it to be a special snowflake.
Peanuts are just regular old nuts.
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>>34264647
I eat pecans
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>he doesnt eat activated almonds

HAHAHAHA what a loser!
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>>34265102
Sorry, Shel Peanutstein, I'm just a fed-up robot who's been redpilled on the peanut agenda. Why else is chocolate and peanut the #1 selling combination of the modern age.
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>>34264746
Vanya get out.
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Macademia, it has academia right in the name

>tfw too intelligent for other nuts
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If you don't eat nuts that taste like bitter soap, you aren't a real man.
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Almonds are goat.
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>>34264907
Came here originally to post this
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i bring peanut dust with me everywhere i go its more effective than pocket sand especially if i find someone with peanut allergy i throw it straight in their eyes and they are disabled
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>>34265415
I eat 3 brazil nuts per day.

my diet is basically entirely mixed nuts, dates, yogurt/milk/cheese and the occasional chicken or fish for dinner.
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If you are in this thread and you DON'T unshell your own peanuts you are a woman and probably enjoy gargling cocks
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>>34265501
all those posts were from myself
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>>34265415

>unironically like these and seek them out first in whatever can of nuts i purchase

THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH
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>>34265539

You are worse than Pol Pot, anon.
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>>34265558
How many phones do you own, anon?
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>>34265573
I'm working at the t-mobile, don't tell my boss I'm using all the phones to shitpost please.
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>>34265550
he doesn't eat them shell on, collect a wad of salty shell fragments in his lower cheek

same with sunflower seeds.
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>>34265558
Does it mean it's any worse? No it doesn't.

I kekked, so i gave you (you)s and a rating. What are you complaining about?
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>>34265590
Just wanted you to know that you're a fucking pawn in my elaborate game.
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I'm having cashews as they are pretty protein and calorie dense, good for getting /fit/ at 100g they provide over 500 calories


Pic related best /nut/
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>>34265304
What even are activated almonds?

What's so special about them?
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>>34265619
cashews are low tier bruh, walnuts are best nut.
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>>34265580
>Taking credit for my effort to expose Big Peanut
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>>34265539
You can kill someone this way lol
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>>34265654

If you're allergic to peanuts then you've never really lived
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>>34265632
It doesn't get much better than activated almonds anon.
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>>34265654
peanut allergy havers aren't actually people.
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who /niggertoes/ here?
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>>34265650
I'm you
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>>34264856
roased salted nuts are for salty roasties
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>>34264746
Patrician taste

no mute
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What's the best brand of mixed nuts? All the ones I can find at the store just never have enough variety. And even if they have cool stuff like pistachios and macadamia nuts, they're almost entirely peanuts -- and if they lack peanuts, they're almost entirely almonds.
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>>34264615
all nuts are normie's nuts
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>>34266063
costco brand mixed nuts are pretty good.
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cashews desu
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>>34264727
A vaccine made with peanut oil was injected into you.
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I'm partial to pistachios or walnuts but peanuts are so cheap I usually just get them
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Sunflower seeds. I prefer them shelled and dry roastied.
Pro: low in saturated fat compared to other nuts
Con: low in saturated fat compared to other nuts
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Which nut sounds like the cutest girl? Cashew, Brazil Nut, or Almond? Or maybe Almond is a boy.
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