Imagine you had to be a member of the opposite sex. What kind

tall girl

huge girl

I want to be big and strong and intimidate manlets and tease them

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>>34264578
It's usually not the huge, tall girls who bully and intimidate manlets, but average hight women or even womanlets.

>>34264661
no no I want to be a giant titty monster

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You know, for a board full of dudes who think you're the real men and real human beans of society, you sure do think about getting fucked by other men a whole lot... while masquerading as women, no less.

I'm not going to call you guys delusional, stupid or gay but I will point out that there are few actual males among you and this is likely the only actual reason for your permanent virginities, I wager.

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>>34264789
Why do you feel the need to come post on this board acting like you are an outsider above it? I can tell you're a normie because you're trying to virtue signal (implying we are homosexual or whatever and implying this is different from you and normal people) while anonymous.

You come to a place like this to drop the fucking bullshit trappings of society and talk about stupid but interesting shit like this. Nobody fucking asked your opinion on why robots are virgins, why do you come to volunteer it? Are you so insecure that lording your sexual exploits over people with an average EQ of 10 gives you some kind of power high?

>>34264789
>no no I want to be a giant titty monster

Are you saying this isn't something people should be saying?

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I'd be a tall, fit, dominant but slightly femme lesbian. I'd get infinitely more pussy than I do now.

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>>34264557
Either this or a tittymonster with size L-cup+ lactating breasts.

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Young lucy liu would be the god-tier template, but I've got a lot of other ideas

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>>34265689
dumping other top choices

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A ssbbbw of course
i would eat burp and fart all day

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>>34265704
a tittymonster is fine too

>>34264557
please give me the source, daddy

I'd probably be in a super tiny asian girl body, much like my mom. Naturally size 0 type all the time.

As for everyting else, I'm boring, I guess. I'd just have the female version of my current name and probably reverse my dating - That is to say, I'd date the guys I'm friends with now and be friends with the girls

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>>34265725
honestly even an "average smart girl" look like this would be awesome. This girl is a photographer, she has a whole set called something like "Things flying at my face" that people shared around a couple years ago and she reminds me of a lot of girls I've been infatuated with. Guess I have a couple of types.

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>>34265665
>>34265707

being this fat can't feel good in any way

>>34264557
Any sauce on pic? Jewgle give me nothing.

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>>34265915
I have no idea, it's my only pic of her. She's amazing though and I wish I could be her.

>>34264557
Obviously I wouldn't want to be fat.

Guys always want to force fat girls to have anal sex for some reason

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>>34266000
>he wouldn't at least give anal sex a chance

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dancers physique skinny with small breasts but stronk thighs

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>>34264557
rectangle shape, small tits, good face. I'm extremely jealous of the androgynous trend in womens fashion. Why straight women never picked up on it idk.

i'd be a short, flat chested, fat assed, brunette who gets very insecure and angry at girls with bigger boobs than me

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>>34264557
maybe something like this and masturbate to myself every day

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probs a qt toddler

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That kind of body - small but delicate and refined. I'd probably go by name Eve or Elizabeth ('Liz for short). I would probably be tomboy but straight but dominant in bed.

>>34265801

Dear lord, she is perfection.

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>>34266397
>tfw you've got a folder full of perfect, amazing, cute girls
>but will never have one irl
>or be one irl

feelsbadman

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>>34264557
I'd want to be like this scaled with my current body.

Short and flat with dark hair and skinny and cute.

>>34264557

I would just be what I am right now as a guy.

Skinny, flat ass, flat chest. The literal opposite of thicc. Probably weigh <50kg as well.

bumping this interesting thread.

>as a male
I'd be a twink, skinny, pale, and very gay. Although not necessarily a total bottom.

>>34266910
>twink
>not bottom
that really makes you think

>>34264557
I'd want to look something like that too, but without the breasts and still keep my peen.

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Dysphoria: The thread.

Anyway, A somewhat tall, and skinny girl is all I wanna be.
>But I won't.

>>34266931
I would probably be a switch. If I had a dick I'd want to use it.

>>34266999
>tall girl
i guess 5'11 would be the most i'd be going to be.
nice reverse satan trips tho.

>>34264789
>I'm not going to call you guys delusional, stupid or gay but I will point out that there are few actual males among you and this is likely the only actual reason for your permanent virginities, I wager.
>few actual males
actual does not mean real btw

also most of the getting fucked by men shit is lgbt spamming you retard

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>>34267055

Yes, Somewhat tall. Around the 1.70 meters.

>Liz or Lisa
Would be the name.

Also, nice dubs you got there too.
Maybe Kek has blessed us with digits.
Maybe our dreams will come true overnight.
Maybe not.

>>34267127
Would you be traditionally feminine or tomboy-ish?

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Pretty much like this, but with slightly smaller boobs. I would be so happy to be a thick brunette with a giant ass.

>>34264557
You seem to have put a lot of thought in this. Perhaps you suffer from autogynephilia, OP?

>>34267164
>autogynephilia
What does that even mean? I've tried reading the term but it's confusing af.

>>34267155
yeah. something like that would be nice.

>>34267199
Means you're sexually aroused when you think yourself as a woman

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exactly like this

would be a lesbian desu

>>34267234
I'm sometimes aroused when i insert myself as women who dominates other men/women. Is it bad?

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this or younger kat dennings

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>>34267204
It sure would be nice. I think she's gorgeous.

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>>34267254
It's not necessarily bad, it's just the condition you have. Just make sure you realize that's what it is and that you're not a tranny.

>>34267199
Auto = self
Gyne = woman
Philia = love, attraction

Basically, being aroused by the thought of yourself as a woman. Trannies hate the term because it cuts through the bullshit. According to them, it's completely unscientific, but coming up with a billion genders and no real way of objectively distinguishing between them except "I feel like that" is not.

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>>34267291
I dont look myself as a tranny because insertion and crossdressing is a fetish for me - after jacking off i have no desire to "be" a female.

If it was just for a day or something I'd want to be a beautiful and extremely voluptuous woman. I'd be bisexual. I think all I would do is have sex and try to score free drugs.

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>>34267151
Knowing me, I would like to be moderatly tomboyish.
But I would hate the attencion that it would give me so I would just be a traditional femine gal.

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I'd want to be a blonde amazon that can defend herself, but can also attract a decent mate.

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>>34267396
Fun fact - current Samus height is around 5'6 but in NES Metroid it's 6'3 without suit.

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>>34266999
>everyone pointing out that op has some kind of gender dysphoria

no shit, everyone on this board is mentally ill

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I'd like to be skinny like I am now only with decent sized breasts.

Into heavier women but I'd probably save them for dating.

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>>34267328
You're fine then. I also crossdress as a fetish. I have no desire to be an actual woman. It's simply fun to mess with gender roles every so often. Panties can be comfy too.

>>34264557
>but not fat
nigger you need to get yr eyes checked

>>34267456
I feel the same way. Crossdressing is fun, but never really had the desire to be a full woman.

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>>34267439
I wasn't talking about Op.
I'm the ill one. Typing how whe thread felt like.

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Something like this. slim, fit and with moderate assets.

I wouldn't want to be titcow because I imagine it would draw a lot of attention, which I wouldn't like. Even though as a guy I love titcows.

>>34266207
>horriblely fake tits

>>34267456
I just feel like women have much bigger diversity at clothes, jewelry and textures. I just like feeling of having different textures.

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>>34267568
I love being a man, but I'm secure enough in my sexuality to play around with shit. My girlfriend can dom me by sitting on my face then I'll return it by fucking her face down, ass up like a bitch.

It's a shame people here are so uptight regarding sex. There seems to be no good place to discuss this stuff without avoiding memetic responses.

>>34264557
7 foot 8, large frame, big ass muscles, big tits and ass, angry looking passive face, can lift a car, large hair

not really butch looking, just powerful

would be fun being HUGE and intimidating, I don't think anyone would dare treat you disrespectfully for being unfeminine if you look like the hot twin sister of andre the giant

I would be bi because I already am bi

>>34267728
sounds like you would be a fun couple to play around with

>>34265961
If you can keep the thread alive I have that whole shoot saved at home. I think she went by Antonia it's from about 10 years ago

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>>34267797
I think we would. I've never had a threesome and I don't think she'd ever be down for one. Which is fine. We have a pretty stable relationship in the bedroom and out.

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>>34267821
threads with porn never die young on /r9k/ unless it's obvious BLACKED bait.

>tfw you will never be a female with pierced nipples, feeling your pointy nipples rub up on your shirt all day as guys gawk at how slutty you look

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>tfw you will never be a muscle girl and go around beating up chads

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she is apparently a sex worker

>>34267728
>crossdressing with someone around you
Yuck. It's best done in private.

>>34267888
thats the thing. Both of the couple needs to be in on it, or its just another way to cheat.

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>>34268243
She's not that into my crossdressing so yeah I do it alone for the most part. She's accepting of it which is good. Of course I'm pretty open about it in general. My friends know I like to dress up. That way I avoid the whole "Omg, anon likes to wear panties and dresses" if we are to break up. We've been together for four years though.

>>34268245
Yeah I wouldn't do it is what I'm getting at. I would never want her to be uncomfortable and feel that she's doing it just to please me. That's why I don't tend to crossdress around her either.

>>34268297
Thats why if its ever discussed, it needs to be something you both would enjoy. Ever talk to her about your crossdressing? There are girls that are into that. Even helping.

>3way experienced here. Had share of fun and mistakes.

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>>34268297
>tfw you switch underwear with you gf for a day
>she doesn't want to switch back because your boxer briefs are 10,000x more comfortable than her undies

>>34268398
Yeah it would have to be a very specific situation for a threesome or foursome. We're both selfish lovers so I don't know if I'd really like it now that I think about it more.

She knows I crossdress. On occasion I'll wear plain panties around her and she doesn't mind. She just isn't into me going all out with getting fully dressed and made up. So I don't around her. I respect that. And she respects me enough not to bother me about it.

>>34268413
My ex and I would do this. I actually find panties more comfortable though the kink may help with that. I grow to seven inches, but when I'm soft I'm tiny as hell.

>>34268297
>She's accepting of it which is good.
I personally couldnt tell anyone about this thing of mine. It would be to embarrassing for anyone to know + too paranoid that she could tell it to anyone. If you have supportive one, good for you.

>>34268652
I was afraid she'd tell people too that's why I relatively open about it. At least with my close friends. The only people should would tell are her girl friends. And if we break up who cares, I'll never see them again.

Hell my close friends know I want to be pegged. I haven't been yet, but they know I'm down for it. This past Christmas my guy friends and I had a very solid talk about how we all enjoy being dommed from time to time.

I'm not casanova or anything. My girlfriend is only the second women I've ever fucked.

>>34268728
>pegged
Damn, that's actually dream of mine because i have very sensitive prostate because i used to own dildo and go down on myself . Too bad it involves being with another person and i want to keep my fetishes in absolute secret. Hell, i wouldnt even discuss then even if i'd have a gf.
>dommed from time to time
just regular stuff or something into master/slave territory?

>>34264557
Tfw my gf has this body minus the large tits.

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>>34268819
the tits are what round her out, without those she'd just be kind of dumpy and pudgy. With them she's shapely.

>>34268792
My girlfriend has no idea I want to be pegged. Only my close guy friends know that. I'm talking guys I've known for ten years plus. I've got their fetishes too. We trust each other with that shit.

I don't think I'm ready to tell my girlfriend I want her to peg me yet.

As far as dom shit goes. It's pretty vanilla. She likes to sit on my face. Or sometimes I'll give her oral and not get anything in return. Simple things.

>>34268927
no need to play it down. Those are great things she is willing to dom you over. Most peoples minds when they think femdom go strait to the hardcore stuff they see in porn.

>>34268927
>My girlfriend has no idea I want to be pegged
Just tell her, i mean if tolerates your crossdressing then she's pretty open about it.

>>34268971
pegging is cool but I want a woman bigger than me to fuck me amazon snu-snu style. Pin me to the bed, get me hard then lift my legs up into the air and take me with her pussy like a man takes a woman with his cock.

Sadly it's super hard to find good porn of this, even harder to find stuff in my collection that fits the board's filesize.

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>>34264557
>not fat

lmao

>>34269027
sounds like a fun time! Point me in the direction when you find some

>>34268971
Yeah and I don't really need that hardcore shit. I love being her seat and I love eating her out. Sometimes I like it more than fucking her.

The idea of cucking disgusts me. I'm not into that at all. I don't mind not getting off, but her cheating on me is not cool.

>>34269007
Tolerates being the key word. I'm sure I'll tell her if we stay together long enough. Because I do want to try it sometime.

>>34269077
Yeah. Dominating means they are taking control of the scene. Any acts within are just that.

Cucking depends on what level you want to go to. Is it just you watching another guy fuck your partner, or are you literally letting them fuck around without letting you know or be involved.

>>34269077
>Because I do want to try it sometime
I'll cross fingers on you getting that.

>>34269129
I would never want to see her with another man as long as we're dating. Even if I'm playing the submissive role, I want to be hers and her to be mine. No third party.

>>34269146
Thanks man. Hope everyone gets to find someone to fulfill some of their fetishes/fantasies.

>>34269229
Thats what you want. If you are the submissive and its what she wanted, what then?

Compromise is a two way street

>>34269297
She and I are both switches. I take the dom role as well.

We do compromise. Such as crossdressing. She doesn't mind me in panties sometimes, but doesn't like me fully dressed. She also doesn't mind that I do dress fully when not around her.

>>34269354
Whatever works for the couple. Just never assume what someone wants, even if you can read them like a book. Talking is the cornerstone of a good relationship

>>34269398
Of course. Talking is very good for any relationship.

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>>34265961
>>34265915
>>34265737
finally time for anon to deliver

will post more if anyone is interested. she's only nude in a couple though

>>34269757
hello can i have more please

>>34269757
MMMF i want to die in those thighs

>>34269757
very interested senpai, she's just at the right thicc level.

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>>34270240
>>34270241
>>34270243
you got it lads

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actually, this is easier

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fugg forgot link

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/907985/AbbyWinters-Antonia-%28full-set%29?gid=907985&page=0&view=0

>>34264557
Skinny as possible, so I wouldn't have to deal with niggers.

>>34267428

so what you're saying is that fighting monsters in space makes you grow taller? Interesting. Boygirls, we need to get on this shit right away.

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This thread is making me really sad that I'll never be the girl I want to be

It really, really hurts

>>34270816
>'ll never be the girl I want to be
You have to describe what kind of girl you'd like to be.

>>34270874
why? it's silly and embarrassing to even admit it out loud, since it's not something that is ever going to be feasible

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>>34264557
I wouldn't mind unless I was irreparably ugly. Other than that, pretty much a female variant of me.
My mom told me if I would of been a girl I would of either been Luz or Florencia. Both of them are pretty comfy.

A girl similar to who I am now, tall, skinny, and pale.
Though I would prefer to have medium sized boobs with protrusive puffy nipples, which have always seemed fun to play with to me.

Then I'd probably live a similar life as I'm doing now, alone and reclusive.

>>34266032
source?
oragami

>>34270420
god she's perfect

>tfw these old porn shoots represent women who are long gone and she's probably fat and ugly by now