Just got done fighting a normie AMA

I didnt get into mma because you can't really do it after 50, unlike drawing.

>>34264252
You should take steroids. It isn't going to shorten your life drastically at this point anyway. Just don't ABUSE them.

Just look what they did for Sylvester Stallone I bet he is in better shape than you in that last Expendables movie.

>>34264252
If I can make it to 50, (not sure I can because of my health) I'm probably gonna do some light steroids for the rest of my life. Only takes one look at the old guys on them to know it's worth it later in life.

>>34264285
Nah, I wouldn't mind fighting at 135-150 weight division. Using legs gives me some hipster points.

But still I want a hobby I will be GM at by 70 and fucking shit up. I don't ever want to be alive and not even better days/more asskicking ahead of me.

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>>34264234
n-n-nani!!!!

he's fast!!!!!

Greentext the fight

>>34264234

Did you win?
Oregano

what led to this altercation?

>>34264483
He was laughing behind my back with a group of roaeties.
>>34264379
Yes.

>>34264570
>Yes.

Sure you did pal

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>>34265051
He never saw me coming

>>34264234
Can you describe the entire fight in a cheesy anime narration style?

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>>34265092
No I'm not a weeb

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>>34265087
High YA

are you a big guy?
gfrsd

>>34265244
No 5'6.

If the normie isn't dead you didn't win shit

>>34266871
no but maybe he thinks twice before being a normie shit

>>34264570
Good lad. You mugged him off in front of his slags. that's the worst possible humiliation possible in normie world. I train bjj and boxing religiously hoping something like this would happen but it never does.

Did you take his money out of his wallet?

>>34264345

>happened about an hour ago
>was walking back to my house from the library. I have to walk past several bars on my way home, so people are everywhere
> notice a hot girl in a short skirt, so I glance at her and turn my head to the side as she walks past me.
>her boyfriend who's about 6"0 180 alpha Chad tries to act all hard and calls me out, says "What are you starin at bud?"
>this caught me off guard, it really pissed me off that this punk is trying to start something, i say "I was just checking out the girls, is that a problem?"
>replys "yeah it is, keep walking bro, shes mine"
>tell him "i don't like roasties anyway"
>he runs over and gets in myface
>tell him "do you honestly think you can intimidate anyone u green bean"

keep in mind I am only 5'6 125 lbs. however, I've been training hard and I wrestle. he has nothing better to do with his night than try to fight a kid who looks at his gf. talk about being insecure. I am so sick of people thinking they are tough calling others out for no reason especially fukin chads...


>i snap him into a front headlock down to the ground so hes sittin on both knees
>i squeeze tight and talk to him while i I hold him there
> "aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl you fukin normie, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
>snap his face down into the concrete sidewalk n do a spin behind him
>give him a tap on the ass to show dominance
>"btw stacey got nice tits"
>let him go and start bcakin off, he just lays there embarrassed
>his gf and 2 friends stand there in shock but then start screaming shit saying theyre going to call the police
>after hearing the word police i take off running towards taco bell

>>34264252
>>34264316

You sound like a certain family member of mine. You just don't stop, you fucking old man machine. I'll come over sometime and we'll have coffees and work out and listen to music and all that, you crazy fuck.

>>34264234
Its MMA not AMA idiot

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>>34267146
>running towards taco bell

>>34267146
>"aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl you fukin normie, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
kek this cant be real

>>34267146
>starts his moral speech mid-fight
You watch too much anime

>>34267146
Good job anon next time someone talks shit to me i'll fuck them up

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>>34267146
>running to taco bell
>you don't understand my pain
Im fucking dying
>kek

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>>34267146

KNOW
MY
PAIN

>>34267146
>after hearing the word police i take off running towards taco bell
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP

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>>34267146
oh god OP you killed me, this is hilarious

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>>34267146
>you don't understand my pain

how big are you? ffff

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>>34267146
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

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>>34267146
MY
PAIN

>>34267016
none of this happened

Op is a faggotblox

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>>34267146
SCREEN SHOT PLEASE

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>>34267146
>you fukin normie, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain
I wanna believe this is real so much

>>34267146
I've needed a good greentext recently and this is it

>>34267146
tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*.

>>34267146
i was here when this moment of 4chan history was made

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WE'RE NOT DONE YET YOU STUPID FROG

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>>34267146
>aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble

>>34267146
Put me in the screen cap

>Original oregano from Oregon

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>>34267146
You could at least try to make it sound believable.

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>>34267146
put me in the cap
i'll suck your dick

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prove you are not all samefags. Surely there were atleast 3 unique posters.

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>>34269794
>he doesn't know how to check the number of unique posters

>>34267146
MY PAIN IS GRETER THAN YOURS

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>>34267146
heh heh hehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHA

>>34267146
KEKOOOOOOOOOOOOKAKEK

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>>34267146
>you need to remain humble
>you should feel my pain

>>34267146
REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME I FOUGHT THIS ONE KID WHO STOL MY WALLET
his name was Young Colt

he was a tough, thug life young youngster

he came from the innner city, the hood

he goes off in my girl, he starts talking sh*t

i pop him in his mouth, then take my girl back

>>34266927
If I was you I'd watch your back. Any cunt kick my ass I'd make it my mission to murder them

>>34267146
>tell him "do you honestly think you can intimidate anyone u green bean"
This is fucking brilliant anon. Praise be

>>34267146
I'm having a shit night OP. You just made it bearable.