Do girls clean their pillows after they hump them?

Yeah
I want my pillows to smell like heaven not dried pussy juice

I honestly don't hump my pillows. Does nothing for me. I touch myself a lot, so my vagina is very desensitized now.

>>34264532
There's a difference?

blox

>>34264212
Do boys clean their socks after they cum in them?

>>34264212
No lol
"original"

>>34264569
Throw it away after I've used it about 75-100 times

>>34264569
Probably not since only a filthy pleb would cum in a sock.
t. chest and belly cummer

>women actually feel the need to sexually please themselves

Why? Do they not realise there's a billion guys out there ready and willing to go any time? Just fucking ask us and you'll get it instantly. Fucking dumb cunts.

>>34264569
i wear them after i cum in them

>>34264607
I cummed onto a towel back in the days. After half a year it was so yellow and stubborn that I had to clean it because it felt so bad to clean my dick with it.

>>34264629
This requires me to go outside and try to talk to men. I'll pass, my husbando daki is good enough for me desu

>>34264693
>half a year

How did the smell not disgust you? old cum smells fucking disgusting

>tfw spent most of the day in my underwear low intensity masturbating and doing work from home in the same room for ~3 years
>room now smells faintly of pussy at all times, can't get it out no matter what I do

I'd move my office and turn this room into a sex dungeon if I had someone to have sex with :(

>>34264710
>outside
>on r9k right now
>Atleast one guy here close enough to reach you in 2 hours

Bruh.

>>34264724
I bet you could find lots of people here who would

>>34264724
>tfw spent most of the day in my underwear low intensity masturbating

>mfw I thought I was the only one
I casually look at porn but don't do much about it

>>34264629
Exactly

If I was a female I would be the biggest whore in history, I would fuck anything that walks

>>34264721
my cum smells really sweet and I hid it underneath old clothes so it didn't stand out

>>34264741
>2 hours
My right hand is right here, I can finish the job a few times over and take a nice nap in that time.

>>34264796
I guarantee someone smelt it

>>34264799
Except I can do that too and it would feel better.

>>34264839
my room smells like shit in general, although sometimes it was at another place. maybe my mom sniffed on it when I wasn't at home

>>34264876
>it would feel better.
Do most of you even know where the clit is? I can cum a few times in 5 minutes, finding a man is too much effort desu

>>34264799
>she's never felt the warmth of a muscular and strong man
>she's never felt the feeling of letting herself submit to the superior sex

You're missing out

>>34264929
>finding a man is too much effort desu

Read >>34264741

It's not any more effort than giving your location / contact.
Honestly I could come right to you if you lived in south europe and a lot more would happen than just masturbating.

>>34264938
fuck off beggar. fembots don't want your tiny dick. if they would they wouldn't be here

>>34264961
>have to find someone you're attracted to
>have to make sure he doesn't have stds
>have to get some form of birth control
>have to make sure he's not psychotically clingy
>have to make sure he won't take pictures of you and post them online
>have to make sure he isn't a sadist
>have to feel like shit afterwards
it's better to fap honestly.

>>34264926
>tfw mom smells the cum towel

>>34264938
I've gone nearly 20 years with just my hands, I'm fine.

>>34264961
Not even the same hemisphere. Already too much effort. Also everything >>34265062 said.

>>34264569
I normally jack off into my mom's pillow while she's at work.
I only use my socks if I'm at school or something and then I wear it again.
Sometimes I might stuff some toilet in my sick to try and sop it up.

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>>34265062
>>34265100

And somehow I believe you both would be drooling from both holes if you met Chad and he wanted you.

>being a girl really is this easy

AusBot here LF fembot in Melbourne.

Just for company and cuddles, sex not important.

I'm /fit/ and clean, and a virgin (29) I don't leave the house much and no social circle hence virgin, but I do stay well groomed and lift.

>>34264799
I started reading at the top and rubbed one out by this comment.

>>34264569
Nope. I flush mine down the toilet or toss them into the trash. Usually the toilet though.

God I've gone through so many drawers of socks.

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>>34265062
You could almost say the same for women. Sex toys and the internet were a mistake.

>>34265171
Yeah if I met an attractive person I'd be attracted, fucking whore that I am.

>>34265211
Why are you up? It's 4am here.

>>34265314
Neighbors dogs barking from the lightning, so can't sleep.

>>34265100
Regardless of the getting a man thing, you might want to invest in some decent toys if you are masturbating a lot.

I personally fapped with just my hands for a decade after puberty before getting my first fleshlight. Having tried out a fleshlight though, I have a hard time going back to just using my hands.

Regarding toys, I'd generally suggest not trying to go for realism and rather going for whatever power tool looks like it would be more stimulating. These also tend to be complementary with <opposite sex genitals> as opposed to an inferior version of it.

>>34265464
No social circle, haven't had friends since highschool, didn't make any in uni etc.

Only time I really had access to females that knew me were sisters friends, but she's married and moved out now so I don't see her friends anymore.

I'm up for anything but I'm more so lonely in regards to companionship. Would be nice to have someone to just spend time with.