why don't robots play golf

idk why oregano

>>34262542

>robot

>sport

choose your weapon

Robot =\= rich

>>34262745
>fatbot detected

>>34262542
Expensive and generally social sport.

>>34262809
not true. you can pick up a used set of clubs for peanuts and play by yourself

golf is for homos

>>34262837
t. trap enthusiast

>>34262542
Why would I want to play golf is the real question. Its no more fun than any other sport. And no sports are fun.

>>34262850
>Its no more fun than any other sport.

it's the most fun sport. and you don't need someone to play against. it's the perfect robot sport

I just played mini golf with the family a couple weeks ago. Great fun.

As for real golf, I do enjoy playing around 9 holes but the typical 18 holes is too much for me.

>>34262542
Because I bowl

I really don't think many normies, or anyone really, even enjoy golf

>>34262887
>my experience is universal

>>34262862
Its not fun though. Hit a ball, chase it, try to get it in the hole with as little hits as possible. Boring shit.

>>34262542
>i'm poor, can't afford decent clubs
>it's boring
>only old retirees play it
>have no one to play it with

>>34262900
see
>>34262898

your experience is not universal

>>34262542
Pretentious "sport" for rich white chads. I would rather watch paint dry.

>>34262915
Well i think all sports are boring. So thats why I don't play golf. Thats my answer to the OP question.

>easy and non athletic
>cheap food and booze included in club membership
>small amount of socialising that rarely goes beyond small talk
>fun as shit

its a porky sport

>>34262542
I'm not 85 years old

i was in therapy with a guy who played golf i think hes a robot

>>34262542

I did. I played competitively in highschool and college. Now I'm a wageslave and never have time for it.