Who else here /hopeless/

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>>34262151
>type boy
>cuteboys
>gayboystube
>boypussy

hmmmmm

Well you can't say boipussy without the boy now can you?

>>34262151
I'm not a phone poster. because of this

>type "reasons to kill myself"
>brings up the note pad

>>34262165

>google gayboystube
>This gay tube is your twinks portal to the best gay porn videos available! Real user submitted videos and free community teen boys dating from the original gay porn tube!

Holy shit I thought you were playing a joke on me anon. This requires some....thorough investigation.

>tfw investigation autocorrects to masturbation

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>>34262180
>boipussy

It's pronounced boipucci desu. Boipussy doesn't do it justice.

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Haha, that's cute.

Where are you from, OP?

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>>34262223
I live in SoFlo. That's southern Floridian lingo for South Florida.

>Haha, that's cute.

You're making me blush anon-kun. And for me that's only 1 step away from maturbation.

>>34262217

Shut up you water wielding cat twink you're not my mom.

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>tfw hormones are making my nipples really sore and sensitive
>brush something against them by accident thru my shirt getting out of the bus
>it hurts a bunch but feels amazing at the same time
>nipples are starting to show through t-shirts because they're really hard

h-help

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>>34262261
Whos' this semen demon. I'd like to tap that trap

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>>34262343
ecchievement

his videos are really boring but he's hot as fuck

>>34262217
Isn't funny it sounds like 'boi-poochie'?

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>>34262353
>ecchievement

Welp, my dick's gonna be sore for the next few days.

>>34262411
his face is so girly but his body is boyish and sort muscular, idk how he does it since he's clearly not on hormones or anything

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>>34262411
>>34262433
>2 dubs in a row
>2 posts in a row about ecchievement

This is a sign. I'm getting the lube and buttplug.

>Have to empty my balls every time I leave the house or I end up wanting to fuck every cute looking boy/girl I see and get nervous around them

i really need to just get a sexual partner who i can take out all my issues on before i end up with some kind of psychosis

>>34262494
Post pics!

P L U G G E D

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>>34262526
>hot guys and cuteboys come into my work
>can't help my fantasies running out of control
>struggle to conceal huge raging erection

>>34262561
I was just kidding about the buttplug. I don't own one so just gonna stick with fingers.

>>34262707
>I was lying

Wow, disappointing. That calls for some punishment.

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>>34262784
What are you gonna do? Shove your dick in my boipucci? Well you can't it's already got fingers in it, it won't fit, at least I don't think so

>>34262526
There's a really androgynous person who runs/jogs around my neighborhood who I see occasionally. I'm almost positive its a girl, but good god when she smiles at me with her body all sweaty and her face is flushed from the cold and I notice her tight clothes the only thoughts I can muster into coherency are ones that involve me bending her over a table and fucking her for a few days straight until I collapse, clutch her tightly, and pass out from exhaustion

I talk to her/him/whatever sometimes, and I started lifting a few months ago just so I could attempt to impress her but with my rotten luck she probably has a BF already and i'm a fucking failure who she probably doesn't like that way anyways so why bother

I'd go running with her also but I don't think i'd be able to handle it