WAAAAGIEEEEEEE *crushes running hoards of fleeing people with

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that's not even funny you stupid NEET

>>34260443
kind of funny, though the gist of what you are saying is that you are daydreaming while wagie is working towards a life you could never achieve

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>>34260496
Wagie is working himself towards an early grave. I on the other hand daydream, because we NEETS tend to be much more philosophical than dumb you wagies.

It's something you couldn't possibly begin to understand.

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Wagies work for us NEETs, it was even foretold by mummy when she said all the bullies would work for me one day.

>>34260568
The NEET can go wherever he wants. He has the the ultimate freedom.

While NASA struggles to get a manned expedition to Mars, the NEET has already explored the outer reaches of the Universe.

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>tfw can't genocide all the wagies while they're stuck in traffic heading off to their slave labor while Mr. Shekelstein watches it safetly at home on the news.

Feels bad. Feels real bad.

>>34260518
i'm not a wagie, i'm a student making sure i don't have to take a job i hate once neetbux cease

I can't tell if this post is pro NEET or pro wagecuck.

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>>34261159
Ragie wagie! Back to work!

wageslave here.
I really enjoy these threads.

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>>34260443
i was upset when these giant Neet posts stopped.

thank you Neetposter you've made my day

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>>34261242
Fuck off, close the browser and get back to entering boring data into excel.

You better run, better run, outrun my gun.

>>34260568
first actual funny post of the year

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Ragie wagie
Stuck in slavery
Hateful misery
Living pointlessly
Having doubts are we?

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>>34261299
Funny but true, wagie will be in serious trouble if they don't pay taxes that go to my welfare.

I'm the prime recipient of such a system, meaning I rule the roost.

>>34260518
>Wagie is working himself towards an early grave
All you do is sit in front of a screen all day. If anything that's going to kill you faster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0JhAvd5uMA

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>>34261400
Lack of sleep is very hard on the body, I get a comfy 12 hours every night and wake up when I want.

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>when wagies come to the thread and start to sperg out

Don't let Mr Hebrewstein catch you on here. You've been kissing his hairy jew ass for months to get a promotion, it would terrible if you threw it all away.

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>>34261426
Wagies are like starving Africans but on another level, they eat corporate shit to survive.

>>34261414
you can work and still get plenty of sleep, unless you suck at time management

>>34261275
>outrun my gun
If you kill me, who's gonna pay your neetbux?
Working force in the western world is constantly shrinking, population ages and birthrates dropping. Who's gonna pay your neetbux in twenty years time?

>>34261478
But most of wagies free time is spent commuting and preparing for the next day.

>>34261483
Wagies are a dime a dozen.

>>34261483
Automation means there will be less demand for work.

>>34261519
Not gonna lie, when serial produced robotwaifus hit the market, it will be the endgame for mankind

>>34260443
The wageslave exists only to serve the NEET. People are born either Master or slave, and the NEETs are of course God's chosen people, as such, the wageslave is nothing more than chattel to sustain our lifestyles.

>>34260568
Comfy pic desu

>>34261638
In feudalism, clergy and nobility wouldn't have to work.
Nowadays, even multi-millionaires continue to work, although they could easily retire That's because work is a main point of identification in society.
So, seen from this perspective, you're right

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>>34260443
This put wagies in their placies.

>mum is downstairs talking to the slag from the job center again
>she's trying to arrange a job on my behalf

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As a NEET I demand my right of prima nocta.

>>34261889
this stupid fucking image makes me laugh everytime
gj anon

>>34261926
>your mum is trying to arrange a job for you
holy shit you're a fucking failure, and she is sick of paying for you

>>34262058
too right I'm failing if I can't keep her in step, the trueNEET is always able to squash inconveniences like this but I seem to be failing.

I'm going to try acting mental soon and see if they get the message and delay the job hunt, I've already started sleeping on the floor so might as well go further.

>>34262140
another anon here.
Good luck senpai.

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>>34262171
Thankyou anon, I waited years for my Aspergers diagnosis and by god I'm going to milk it.

>>34262268
How do you milk autism diagnosis for that sweet NEETbux?

I've been diagnosed with autism since middle school, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it.

>>34262321
Here in the UK it means you are automatically entitled to money for just being diagnosed, and if you are unemployed and over 18 you get extra money that regular jobseekers could only dream of.

I'm not sure about the details as my mum sorted it all out for me but its something like DVLA here.

>>34262356
>DVLA
oops I meant "DLA" or disability living allowance, the amount varies depending on how fucked you are and around Christmas and new years you get bonuses for being a good boy (seriously).

>>34262356
>Here in the UK it means you are automatically entitled to money for just being diagnosed, and if you are unemployed and over 18 you get extra money that regular jobseekers could only dream of.
WHAT
I'm in the UK, I didn't fucking know about this.

>>34262395
The job center lady practically gave me a financial planning session last time she was here, told my mum all the best ways to get the most allowance.

>>34262321

Where you at? Where I am(upper michigan in the us) I know a guy who got neetbux because he was a shitty student. Another guy I know got a disability hearing in front of a federal judge, got super fucked up on pain meds and went to it with his mom. Didn't say a word the entire time, just had his mom tell the judge that this 'was one of his good days' and got full benefits for being a drooling fucktard in front of the guy.

>>34262441
So I should go to the jobcentre?

I never bothered going since I never planned on getting a job, and I didn't want to have to go through the bullshit just for the NEETbux.

>>34262461
Actually it might have been the disability people and not the job center, it wasn't the regular branch of it that's for sure probably the department aimed at autists like me.

>>34262487
Huh, I'll need to look into this.

How much are you getting/going to get?

>>34260443
>*sips coffee*
you mean slave/wagie juice? how else would we be able to break our backs all day doing mind numbing work without the caffeinated jew? you're slipping up, my comfy friend.

>>34262503
Yeah you should but be prepared for a strict vetting process, no idea on the amount as it goes into my mums account and she manages it for me.

I have to ask when I want some of it transferring over so I don't go spending it all on shit.

I've been thinking about it and ever since I've gotten my current job(call center) I've been on a new level of suicidal. Should I just quit and roll with the punches? I doubt my family wouldn't help in that case, but I just don't want to disappoint them.

>>34261483
sorry, but wagies are replaceable

>>34261508
>>34261519
>>34262967
>tfw you're being mocked for being just another gear in the machinery

>>34262893
Just start applying elsewhere. You'll have to take the hit until another job bites but nothing motivates more than a shitty job

Honestly, retail can be alright. Food service can get you free food. Call center/office work is only good if it pays well, theres no side-benefit

>>34262517
NEET coffee is strictly caffeine free, for whilst the Wagie consumes coffee to make up for his minimal sleep, NEET minds are always alert and we sip the beverage to simply relax and soothe our massive NEET brains.

>>34260443
I live for these shitposts.

>>34260443
I get paid 10 o clock tonight you stupid fucking neet. Over 300 bucks so im pretty damn happy man.

Also I use my checks to gain more fucking cash flow by starting my business

Happy to see you all living the dream
Stay comfy

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>>34263967
Hah. You can try and befriend us all you want Wagie, but when the NEET uprising occurs, you won't be working for Mr Dreidelstein anymore, you'll be working for us.

>>34261483
Welcome to the concept of Unconditional Basic Income.

Please keep in mind that money is created ex nihilo.

Once UBI is implemented, which one day even (((Economists))) blinded by the mind virus that is the (((System))) agree to the necessity of UBI, all the taxes you have paid up until that point will have been for nothing.

It was the (((System))) in which you participated all along. Which you were born into. Which has impeded on you so severely, that you weren't even able to imagine a state without the (((Systems))) ubiquity and omnipotence.

In the end you will realize that the (((System))) did not care about you. And the blackest pill you will have to swallow is the realization that you were the (((System))) all along. It was your voluntary participation in it, blinded by it's memetic ability that what you deemed necessary participation was in fact just voluntary.

The problem is not the (((System))),
YOU ARE!

For you are the (((System))).

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>>34261478
>having to manage your time

Holy fucking kek

> gave up on the neet life for more disposable income for video games and a gym membership
> no time to enjoy the nice shit I can buy for myself

May as well just try and get autismbux at this point, guys.

Thats good anon. I'm happy that your content with being a NEET, I just hope you return the feelings for me being a wageslave

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The wagies pain...it fuels me...to achieve a higher state of being...the misery, the anger, the jealousy

i feed off the misery..of the wagecuck

at last, i truly discover my NEET powers..it feels good man

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>>34265095
lmao
when will the wagecucks learn?

>>34263669
>shitposts
fuck off that is art

>>34260443
Grow up.
You can't live in mommy's basement forever.