Is Australia the hardest place to be a robot?

not even close annon their is centerlink

>>34259543
this we got neetbux here my friend

A soup vegetable is a soup vegetable. Location does not matter.

>>34258953
>live out in the middle of nowhere
>Stacies so terrified of Wolf Creek that they leave me alone
>guns
>sports
>national parks

It's pretty good for me desu. If you go to remote parts its literally a robot haven and always has been.

>>34259543
Centrelink is literally i m p o s s i b l e to get into if you're a fucking white male

>>34259575
idiot. I've been on it for years and I'm white as a friggen sheet

>>34259575
not if you have anxeity, depression and a councillor refferal

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>>34258953
yes, it's the land of chads

>>34259684
inner city its the land of asians and asian chads

>>34259543

They're closing down Centrelink if you're a white male. This is called 'work for the dole'. 90% of involuntarily unemployed in the country are male - and while they're expanding privileges for working and non-working women, they're forcing males who are already underemployed as a 'class' into a semi forced labour system. Most of the agencies that manage this work for the dole are staffed primarily or exclusively by roasties, and much of the work you're assigned to are in "charities" which are primarily or exclusively staffed by women - these charities exist basically to benefit the female employees. While women have much better job opportunities and if they're single mothers they basically get out of the work for the dole system. The few females who get assigned to work for the dole end up being privileged in the work they're assigned too. Most of the worst work like cleaning rubbish or paving roads is assigned to males.

>>34258953

girls with australian accents sound so cute

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>>34259787
No it's not, mate

>>34259757
i just need it for a few weeks to buy some new clothes for job interviews

>>34259757
>tfw finish work for the dole in 4 weeks
cant wait to go back to being a turbo neet

>>34259847

They give you a 6 month break but then you'll be sent back to it.

>>34259855
some crazy druggo was saying its a 12 month break
REEEEEEE

>>34259864

Your best bet is to remain unemployed and on Newstart for long enough to qualify for the higher level of payment as a student in Austudy and take an online course that you think you can get through. You also get to take 2x $1000 "loans" a year, which you only have to pay back at a small percentage of your income if you ever work in the future and earn over 50k a year.

I just moved to Ballarat. Victorians are so strange compared to people up north. It's as if someone described what rural Australian towns are like over the phone and everyone here is doing their best to imitate what they heard. People down here wear mullets as if in an attempt to be ocker bogan rednecks or something.

With a bit of work this town could be great. I think the only thing holding this place back is the old people who refuse to die, basically the same case for all Australia I think.

>>34259958
come party in south east bro get some vb in ya

>>34259864
It's easy to get out of work for the dole. Just drive to a different centrelink office and tell them you have moved. Keep repeating this process everytime they try to place you in work for the dole.

>>34259958

Why did you move to Ballarat?

>>34258953

Fuck what a bunch of munted sluts

>>34259984
>implying i have my license and a car
anon im on /r9k/ who do you think i am

>>34260015
Affordable accommodation, nice leisure centre, good TAFE/uni with lots of courses, mostly white people (inbred and ugly looking but still white), simple town layout there's like 3 straight main streets that intersect with each other, has everything you need shopping wise, nice and cold in the winter, Sturt street and surrounds are >comfy< with their old buildings, the town is not too big and not too small.

I think I'll enjoy living here.

>>34259949
the 2x $1000 payments - i'm pretty sure they're not loans

>>34260029
Take a bus or train then. It's scary but it's better than work for the dole.

>>34260119

I'm referring to the "student start-up loans, which are just added to your hecs debt, you'll have to pay them back if you start earning over 50k, but only at a small rate so at least in my case it's essentially free.

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>>34258953
Protip: All Australian women share these slag's butterface. You don't want an Aussie gf.

>>34259728
Straight up wrong. Australian stacies despise Asians.

HOW DO I FIND A BOYFRIEND IN THIS COUNTRY REEEE

>>34260867
Come join the /aus/ Discord

>>34260867
>Tfw no Aussie girls willing to move to the US

>>34260910
W-what kind of accent do you have? I love burger-kuns.

>>34260867
how do i find a girlfriend in the country roooo

>>34259958
>I think the only thing holding this place back is the old people who refuse to die, basically the same case for all Australia I think.

Get fucked hipster cunt.

I'd fucking gut you if I had the chance.

Fuck off to Melbourne with all the other faggots and queers you cunt.

>>34260975
I don't know really, anon - my accent should be southern or something but I have no drawl. I just sound ordinary. The joys of being raised in Florida.

>>34260992
Australian girls love rape from what my mates told me

>>34261049
Half of the loose sluts couldn't even feel their blown out roasties enough to know somebody was fucking them anyway.

God women here are trash.

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>>34261046
>using cunt to sound more australian on the internet

You need a kick in the cunt faggot.

>>34259958
FUCK YOU HIPSTER FAGGOT

>>34261086
I'm legitimately fucking angry at him.

>>34258953
I dropped out of grade 9, NEET a lot in 2009/2010/2013/2014.

Public transport sucks around here so I don't go out much, I don't have my license. I made a friend at TAFE the past couple years but haven't talk to him much lately. NEET again atm.

Live with rents and siblings.

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>>34260910
>>34260992
>thinking that's a female

>>34261096
Does your nan live in Ballarat or something?
Either way you can't disagree with the fact that most of the Lib voting block are doing their best to fuck over everyone who isn't their idealised true blue aussie chad, and the same can be said for labor.

>>34261047
>Florida
Let me finish my degree here and I'm coming right over.

>>34261157
>This county has no fembots
I'm right here anon.

This county has no fembots or anything along those lines 100% Stacie's there is no such thing as an Australian non Stacy. All the men are fucking autisic nornie never met a single 4chan tier neet. The internet is fucking shit, the weather depending on where you are is aids and everything is way more fucking expensive. Stupid fucking exchange rate. The politicians are retarded too. This county is just cancer.

Thats forgeting abos too, don't get me started on them.

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>>34261205
Oh, the post got deleted. Here you go anon-kun

>>34261231
Made an autistic spelling mistake at the end. Plz no bully.

>>34261231
Wow, did you just call me -kun? I'll have you know I am a girl and I am quite skilled in Japanese (I watch a lot of anime cartoons). You should be using -CHAN, which is for GIRLS. You will pay for that mistake!!!! *fires a laser at ur bp*

>>34261205
Sure your a "fembot"

>>34261205
How will I know it's you coming over? Is there some way we can keep in touch before then?

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>>34261205
>"fembot"
i've been dealing with Roasties giving me shit, saying "no i'm this no i'm that" bullshit.
kys Roastie go back to slaving your mouth for diseased cock.

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>>34261249
>fires a laser at ur bp

>>34261205
>I'm right here anon.

Thanks for the roast report.

>>34261086
>retard american thinks aussies saying cunt is a meme
you're literally fat and autistic

>>34261436
I'm Australian dipshit. Please stop being obsessed with earning American's approval on /int/ and /pol/, it's embarrassing for all of us.

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3rd world countries with no NEETbux are the worst because you're forced to get a job or die.
t:huefag here

>>34258953
Yes because everyone here is a fucking asshole no exception

>>34261590
how about me anon :3

>>34261484
>retarded ausfag robot who only browses 1 board
end your miserable aussie life you pathetic excuse for a cobba

>>34261603
I wouldnt know.
But if ur an aussie too then you know what im talking about.

Australians are human garbage.

>>34261623
m-maybe, anon-san

>>34261590
>>34261625
This
They are extremely obnoxious, they insult anyone they meet

I'm seriously thinking of just fucking a bogan or abo. fuck this shit

>>34261648
>>34261590
>literally (LITERALLY) cant handle the bantz
this is why whatever country you are from you are made fun of
dumb cunts

>>34261697
desu maybe the problem is your sex drive, anon.

>>34261698
I am from aus, i love me some banter ill admit.
But they cant fucking stop, they keep going on and on like morons.
They cant ever be civil.

>>34259572
fug that sounds good

how difficult is gun ownership

>>34261735

Rather difficult. We're a subverted country, after all.

>>34261722
the more "chad tier" aussies are worse than the laid back "shitposting" aussies

i heard farmer Aussies have guns

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Fuck this place is the worst for women. I plan on getting a foreign gf.

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Australia IS the chad capital of the world. Seppos aint got shit on us for chads, if you are robot here it is a literal social death sentence.

>>34261817
most aus-bots would of killed themselves.
due too all the chads and Roasties over here.

>>34258953
Nope. The U.S is. USA is a country full of normies.

I am seriously considering moving to another country.

I'm not a full on robot, probably a cyborg or whatever.

But God damn the culture here is fucking terrible.

It's either ooga booga tier retards or leftist beta cucks.
And the women are absolute filth.

99% of roasties are braindead chad worshipping retards.

to pull an attractive girl in this country you have to be like 6'2, rich, have a 6 pack and god tier social skills. the hypergamy is beyond retarded

>>34261047
ey what part of fl? cutler bay here

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>>34261913

Ive come to the same conclusion. I just have no idea where to go. And i have no skills what so ever.

Are there any places like the northern states of the US in terms of climate in Australia?

>>34261933
Tampa bay.

Orini

>>34261958

Victoria and Tasmania, one is full of literal cuckolds, the other inbreds

who superior /melbourne/ here?

3977 come through

>>34261958
my mate went to las vegas and the heat is worst than QLD beach's

>>34258953
Yes, it's too hot.

Colder countries mean more comfy

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Try Italy desu
Normie central

>>34261941
I don't know where to go either.
I don't know if the type of culture I'd enjoy actually exists.
It's a lot of work to move to another country just to be disappointed.

I'll probably kill myself instead to be honest.

>>34262062
>hello (((darkness))) my old friend
what did he mean by this?

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>>34262062
do you eats alots ova spaghetti

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pic related is me in real life actually, rate me, tell me whether i look robot or chad, tell me what % chance you'd give of me turning out to be gay

I heard Australian girls are notorious sluts, more so than other types of white girls. Is this true?

>>34262120
Yes very
Originally

>>34262120
>Is this true?

Yes.
They're fucking vile.

>>34262118
i had a nightmare of this place months ago..
brings back the chills in my spine..

>>34262108
yes desu every week atleast once

>>34262120

Fucking oath they are lmao

>>34262120
they are pretty bad
they all fell for the "i got fucked over once so ill turn into a huge slut now" and im not even joking

I fucking hate the women here.

>>34262211
>friends with at girl for 4 years in high school
>she loses her virginity then turns into a slut
>we start drifting
>she didn't event fuck me

>>34262024
cuz no moisture m8

>>34262269
Butthurt faggots like you are the worst.

>>34259958
Ay bro I'm in Ballarat, whats up?

I hope these kids won't pick on me.

fac*b**k.com/MoretonCrimeWatch/videos/1641845762508601/

>strugging to be a robot in Australia

It's a non-issue if you don't live in one of the "massive" cities.
Just join the local gun-club, vote Katter, get some work in agri, you will fit right in.
Most of the guys I know out here are broken beyond repair, they just don't know how to use the internet otherwise they would be here.

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>>34261913
>>34261941
Philippines my mates :D

>>34262295
stay mad steve irwin

>>34262498

Duertes next big crackdown is on white sexpats

>>34262498
Its a shithole and if you're foreign they expect you to pay for everything since they assume you're rich.

>>34259757
THANKS LIBERAL NATIONAL COALITION I LOVE YOU
NEVER
CHANGE
>at least baird retired phew that fucking asshole

>>34262590
I doubt it, we bring all dat money.

>>34262657
Then get a gf and have her buy shit. But yea, it's a shithole, but there aren't any niggers or kikes.

>>34262120
this will answer your question
http://int.anon-ib.su/au/
sorry i'm not a shill it's deadset a site i use to find nudes

>>34262682
I met girls over there and they tried to get me to pay for everything and whores tried to scam me too. Only consolation was that they considered my average dick to be huge over there.

>>34262736
:D I want to LARP as a big dicked chad.

i heard everyone takes roids in kangarooland

>>34262801
Not all of us but I know a few who do.

>>34262756
I got some weird satisfaction from some girl saying my dick was too big and hurt her.

>>34259757
I did work for the dole for the full 6 months
for those that don't already know, work for the dole is 6 months of "volunteering" and then you're allowed 6 months off for "job seeking"
this cycle will continue until you find work or begin study
the supervisor at my work for the dole program was heavily into conspiracies and would spend hours at a time ranting to anyone who would listen
I found him easy to manipulate, all I had to do was spend time pretending to listen and appear engaged in his rants
slowly but surely, he became more and more lenient with me, I don't think the other "volunteers" in the program had to foresight to try and befriend our supervisor, I think they saw him as the enemy
I don't know, maybe I'm just a sociopath
anyway he had a bizarre worldview, he was a flat-earther, believed that ingesting small quantities of gold could somehow "enhance the mind" and a few times he even let slip that he was holding out for a nuclear purge of the human race
he was mainly obsessed with the fracking occurring in queensland and so we would discuss that
it should come as no surprise that he was a vocal advocate for recreational drug use
I sold him 6 mdma capsules, which increased my influence with him
eventually, I would just tell him that I was going home and he would mark me as attended for the full
10 hour day, a few times I didn't even bother coming in at all, he said as long as I sent him a text message letting him know beforehand that he would cover for me
and he did, a total bro
anyway the lesson here is to become friends with your supervisor if possible
when you boil it down, they are essentially babysitting lowest common denominator dole bludging scum for 10 hours a day
if you can manage to hold a conversation with them about whatever inane shit they're interested in your life will become a whole lot easier
good luck volunteers

>>34263003
>tfw no bro to talk conspiracies with

>>34259787
No they don't. They sound like cheeky bitches.

>>34263771
What the fuck is is with seppos and thinking we sound good?
Is it just cos their own accent is so grating that we sound good by comparison?

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>>34261958
The southern states would have aus climate, northern states get snow here in the US. San Diego, California is said to have the best climate; not too cold, not too hot.

>>34261913
I third this notion and also have no idea where to go since I sperged out in front of my normie friends last weekend.

>>34262498
not everyone wants to fuck a malnourished good, I want a fucking thicc qt wife who speaks my fucking language and isn't trash.

I fucking hate Australia and I really fucking hate melbourne and queensland.

>>34262024
Wow, who would of thought the Mojave desert would be hotter than a beach?

>>34262498
sorry I was trying to say "malnourished gook" but autocorrect fucked my shit in an original way.

>>34263901
They think any foreign accent sounds good because it's alien to them and most of them never leave America.

>>34263901
idk what it is but your girls sound hot in an annoying way. Like all the chicks in that "ja'mie: life of a private school girl" show make my willy whistle

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>>34264189
Oh fuck me, that shit's been exported?

>People complaining about Melbourne. It's basically Greece ft. some Asians.