Ok so imagine this, every single fucking day, my parents won't

>>34258880
>Any advice?
Delete your facebook account.

>>34258880
since you have a job hire a hooker to act as your girlfriend, bring her home once and then they'll shut up

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>>34258880
>having a facebook
>having your mom added on facebook
The only reason you should have your mom added is if you are having an affair with her behind your dads back.

>>34258880
>My mom has been tagging me on forever alone Facebook memes every single fucking day

That's some cringy shit right there, but she's probably trying to annoy you into getting a gf since you've been playing it off to her like you COULD get a gf but don't want to, when in fact you DO want a gf but CAN'T get one but won't admit it to your mother.
You should have been honest from the start and maybe your mom would be more helpful than trying to provoke you into action via memery.

Punch your mother.

>>34258925
At this point, I'm considering it!

>>34258921
No, he can't do that. Once they have you, they have you. All he can do is "deactivate" it.

Block your mum and dad on fb.
Get a hobby or smthing that keeps you out of your house and that atracts girls. Can be combat sports like grappling/bjj, kickboxing, box, mma. Bitches love that. If you dont like to get punched calisthenics is a nice option.
Eventualy you will find a qt. Try not to attach to one option in girls, and keep yourself busy.
Wish you luck robbert.

>>34259479
You can delete your facebook just wait 14 days and it will be completly deleted

>>34259479
Actually you can permanently delete your Facebook account now.