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Warning: This person might be legit autistic. I can't tell you for sure, I've never decided to test myself.

I cant take it, I need friends! but I hate everyone. I cant find friends who I like, not in real life, not online. I cant believe the people who relate with my problems the most are all massive dick sucking faggots on here who are obsessed with "le feminine dick" and are brainwashed by this boards fucking meta memes.

>be me
>super edgy
>extremely stupid(iq of 87 xd)
>dyspraxia(clumsy)
>have no personality that's not related to stupid hobbies(ie: anime)
>has no irl friend
>has no online friends
why?
>immediately removes those who he dislikes and don't talk back to him within a day, or those whose taste class and mock him for said taste.
>very very close minded(at least everyone tells me before I remove them)
>thinks "the problem isnt me!, its them!" something tells me it is but something tells me its not!
>unreliable
>plays stupid loner vidya


In truth I just want one friend who I can talk to because I hate having more than 3-4 people to talk to, it destroys me, and I cant deal with it for some reason, I dont understand why.

I hate it when those people who I friend already have their own group of friends, I start to feel like I'm just their "guess I'll play with this loser while my real friends are offline" and then they say no! you're my friend too, and bring me to their stupid friend group and pretend like I'm part of the group too despite not having a single connection with those strangers, and just grow more and more angry at myself for not being able to find friends like that person.
Also I gave up irl because I never even got the first step of making a friend in first place.


Also I enjoy being stupid for the sake of being stupid as a certain meme out there would suggest. go find it yourself.
But I do actually enjoy pretending to be stupid.
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I dont even know if I did this stupid post correctly, I have no sense of formatting.
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As I child I always thought the whole world was my friend, but that was only because I was too stupid to realize people didn't actually like me and found me annoying.
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>>34258850
>>extremely stupid(iq of 87 xd)
Iktfb...how would you like to add me? I promise I'll be nice
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I actually had a group of friends I kept for a few months but that's because I thought they were just bantz me, but no they actually disliked me greatly and kept me around because they liked making fun of me, I realized this once I called the admin's waifu trash and he banned me right on the spot, nobody from the group even cared.
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well then I guess I fucking failed to make a thread on this site again, I fucking hate you all fags. I have no clue why most of these losers respond to the most obvious bait threads "le fembot" "traps arent gey!" just....
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>>34258913
I sent you a friend request, but you never accepted it.
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I would add you cause you seem like a pretty reasonable person but i know that if I do its 99% chance you are a shill to delete me in a day or you are feds trying to datamine my info fuck off thats why i dont trust this site
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Sometimes I just think, I think and then I realize you cant think about anything usefull you retard.
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>>34259151
maybe if I was a shill, I'd live a better life, surrounded by shill friends and having a shill time. but instead I'm on this stupid Japanese pictures board asking a bunch of failures why am I dont have friends, but I'm am a failure too.
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>>34259186
shills are subhuman
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>>34259151
... please add me ;-; ..
I am not a shill.
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>>34259216
what is steamid
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>>34259215
I've always use to think, do your own share of work, act nice, respect others, and life will go well. Although this is not the case, I've seen most successful people use everyone and everything and sometimes I think if I was just smart enough to trick others but heh I cant do that, my morals actually stop me.

>>34259237
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KurokaShirone
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>>34258850
That girl is very cute

She should take off that shit around her neck though
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>>34258850
hi anon, i feel like we are very much alike.

maybe we can be friends
maybe we will get along because we have so much in common.
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>>34259215
Actually, desu I have no clue what I'm talking about, I never actually do. but yes I do think successful people use shady tactics to get to where they are while the honest and hardworking don't get shit.
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>>34258850
I'm the same way as you but I have a 140 iq. Life sucks I'm lonely as fuck but I know I'm not meant for friends.
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>>34259289
iadd
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>>34259289
Why the fuck did it turn my "desu" into desu, I mean I'm kinda of a weeb, but I dont like using gook language openly..

>>34259281
I like that thing around her neck, I'm into her style.
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>>34259281
I like the different types she wears too. very cute.
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>>34258868
weebs are terrible

gooks can have them
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>>34259332
>Why the fuck did it turn my "desu" into desu
Certain words get filtered
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>>34259435
uh she's Hispanic, and I'm Hispanic too, but not the beaner kind, more like the white race mixed kind. Although I guess I am kinda of a weeb...
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>>34259481
She's a qt Mexican girl who loves to cosplay and photoshoot. If only I met someone like this in real life, but then again I doubt I could ever talk to her.
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>>34259537
she also plays vidya and likes anime ;-;
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>>34259624
She already has a boyfriend though, and she is 23..
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>>34259624

>she also plays vidya and likes anime ;-;

Hate to break it to you my camwhore worshipping friend but your "waufu" watches anime and plays vidya for the attention or have disgusting high levels of shit taste while fucking chad at the same time. So do yourself a favor and stop bumping your thread and have some dignity.
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>>34259719
I know the truth bro, but its still nice to believe things that aren't real.
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I'm similar like you but with 600 steam game :P I was lucky enough to explore my kink and found a girl on a kinky dating site who dislike people as much as I do, we are now living together ^^ gl to you, hopefully you find someone too
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>>34259764
yeah she's a pretty huge attention whore lmao. I hate women, but still dream about being with them, its stupid.
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>>34259863
You sound like one of those ads thats off to the side that says something like "sexy single girls into X, who want to do X with you!"
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Sorry, I usually lurk, first time actual posting on 4chan :3 I'm not advertising any website so *shrug*
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>>34259918
you lurk on r9k? dont do that, this place is bad, you've already started posting, you have to stop now before you start commenting more and more then making your own threads!
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I usually browse biz, no idea what this thread is since people keep telling other to go here for some reason. I thought it was some robotic role playing by the top image? anyway thanks for the caution.
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>>34259993
what, wtf.... are they watching me?

show me where you came from please
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lol sorry no, I was talking about r9k, not you specifically
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>>34258850
What kind of friends do you think you'd actually like to keep, you friend removing faggot?
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>>34260088
if he was like me then I would say none. Your best bet would be smoke weed everyday to numb the pain.
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>>34260088
I'd keep the ones I like, the ones who the momment I start talking with I feel like I have to watch what I say.

>>34260117
I am not like you then friend, for I do not smoke weed everyday. or at all for that matter.
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alright, I got my three friend request, I'm satisfied now.
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wait so are you the cute girl with the cumface?
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>>34260896
No. ofc not, wtf.
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>>34258850
>complains about trapoasting
>posts trap himself
What did he meant by this?
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>>34260984
She's not a trap! She's a qt hispanic cosplayer attention whore.
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tfw this happens to you regularly.
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Hi Op.
Would you like me to tell about my problem, a bigger problem than yours?
>Having it has made me wish I could be facing your dilemma instead.
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>>34261846
yknow I'd like to help, but I'm kind of dumb and hard for me to understand things.
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ok, be honest. what are you looking for?
what do you like to do with your online friends? playing videogames? can't you do it by yourself?

if you are looking for someone to talk, i may be your guy. you can't just sperg out like you did tho. you have to explain who you are and what are you looking for and you have to be honest. i don't wanna give you my throwaway if you don't deserve it. i like have few close (although online only) friends, but to achieve this you have to not add any random stranger who gives you their contact.
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>>34262025
No is not for that reason, silly.
I don't really expect you to have a solution.
I just wanted to demonstrate that there can be worse problems than having no friends.
I already had your problem, but it became redundant once I got into that cesspool.
Would you like to know about it anyway?
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>>34262076
Well I like anime, so talk about that, and video games I guess I could try to find something we both like, I don't like playing games with complete strangers who I don't know, I feel alone. Also you think this is my first attempt at making "real" friends, no I've been filtering people non-stop I kinda gave up a few months ago and was alone for a good while, but got tired of being alone and not having anyone to even talk to when I found something stupid. I just really want someone who is easy to talk to and I wont find them hard to be friends with.
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>>34262138
Sure tell me. I'll give me best effort try to atleast understand you. Also having no friends is actually not my biggest problem too, its just one of the ones where I need to solve because its driving me mad talking to my wall at night.
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>>34262289
well... i'm not into anime and i don't like wasting money, so i barely play videogames. i do understand your feeling very well tho. i may watch anime with you just to spend time together, but i'm not really sure if i wan't to try hard to get friends anymore.
are you capable of starting conversations and carrying them for a little? what accounts do you use besides steam? talking or texting?
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>>34262483
discord? I have skype too, dislike it but will use it again. which would you like.
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>>34262605
discord id, and skype id is Deathpawz
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>>34262605
i use skype, but i don't like to give my main account to strangers. my discord is pasticcio2016

>>34262815 is another anon
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>>34262988
sorry, i'm retarded. never used skype before.
my id is steve#9015
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>>34262309
Spring 2 years ago
>Dismissed from trade school( i didn't want to get the certification, and my hours were completed).
>Become neet.
>Living la vida buena all day with video games, booze, anime, manga, videos, and browsing the internet.
2 months later.
>Browsing /a/, I find the meme manga Prison School (the anime was coming out, so it was the rage over there back them).
>I needed to wash up the feelings i got from the binge reading Punpun.
2 days binge reading
>Becoming obsessed with Mari, Kate, Hana, Chiyo, Mitsuko, Risa, and Anzu (crushes and desire to make them into my SUKEBANs).
>Reach The chapter where Mari films her self naked kissing and rubbing her skin with Kate in her bedroom.
>Realize that could be use to win against them.
>Spend every second of my life daydreaming about self inserting into the story as this Gary Stu charisma boy Gaijin coming to save the school and build an empire.
>Start shitposting with the /a/nons.
>Best day, every Friday when the manga is scanned and released online.
Everything I learn and think about will be applied to that world.
>If i see a vintage car, i imagine myself parking it at the school to look cool.
>If I watch Narcos, I use Pablo Escobar as an example on how to deal with Mari, Kate and her father.
>Rip off scenes from any show or game I like.
Months become weeks.
>Reject any opportunity to earn money, have a job, or socialize.
>Only help my father and mother when they nag at me.
>Need to live inside my head, like a meth head needs the tweak.
>No longer care about anything in life.
>Hooked to the matirx, with my room as the pod.
2 years into this madness
>Realize the characters are becoming shittier lacking virtue.
>Mari's father is worse than the guy who wanted to kill him. Kate and Mari are now Sadomasochistic dikes. Hana is just an annoying backstabbing bitch ( maybe for catering to a rising female audience).
Become depressed with self loathing
>Dream about killing most of them.
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>>34263042
>never used *discord before.
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>>34263055
It took a while to fit the post the best way could
>I wish I have never red that crap, or I could forget it.
So many better things I could have done instead.
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>>34259257
>obnoxious animeshitter
well theres your problem
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>>34263055
god, I wish I could be neet, but I only have a work permit. so cant be neet. Also have a 1.7 gpa in college wasted 3 years doing nothing, I got suspended once and had to sit out for about half a year. also I have no clue what you're talking about when you got the toe mari kate hana thing, ive never read them. I saw a nice sporty car, think to myself, this will make me chad, get it, now I'm struggling with car payments and bills. Try to socialize, fail miserably time and time again... realize my waifus are trash, harder for me to jack off to them. Fall into lonelyness, go mad, talk to myself, decide to go find some more online friends, despite me having difficulties talking to people.
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>>34263398
I just realized I use the worst image for my post.
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>>34263398
The story is just about Mari and Kate's long mutual childhood hate and the drama they make out of it.
>Try to socialize, fail miserably time and time again... realize my waifus are trash, harder for me to jack off to them. Fall into lonelyness, go mad, talk to myself,and having difficulties talking to people.
Pretty much that from your own words.
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>>34263567
Hana is an insecure bitch who is afraid of being labeled slut and taking the boyfriend of her friend's sister. She also has anger issues and will give you a karate kick for staring at her. She often switches sides between Kate and Mari out of jealousy. She is trying to not get horny and fuck the MC who is the boyfriend I mentioned, and she is obsessed with doing water sports with him.
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>>34263567
oh, I guess that makes sense. I too have dreams where I kill my waifu, but I don't want to leave her.
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>>34263661
I just want to forget them, I will post the story on /a/ tomorrow.
I hope you can pay off your car and debts. So you can become less stressed and happy.
I also hope the fbi doesn't blacklist me for this.
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>>34258850
Thanks for reminding me how badly I want to fuck Lobitah.
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