B-but my dick is feminine. Why would y-you settle for a roastie whore?
Unironically off yourself
linguini
>>34251140
I didn't say that. I am fine with feminine dick. Come here and I'll show you a good time.
>ifunny
Hey OP, I heard antifreeze tastes great.
How come no one kills these fucking morons? Who the fuck is allowing them to live?
Since this thread is shit let's move on to a different topic.
Does anyone else feel like they are incapable of loving another human? Like even if the prettiest, most compatible male/woman came to you, you would still feel nothing for them?
Don't worry, my little fucking cock-guzzling queer. I don't even really like roasties. I much prefer faggots like yourself with cute, feminine, pink-tipped pricks that are begging to be stroked and sucked.
What's more important, though, is that you have a receptive asshole. A piece of human trash like you is only good for their flesh, so you need to keep your girlish faggotry at its apex. Do you keep your boypussy clean, tight, and smooth? Do you make sure it's aesthetically pleasing, and are you learning how to take anything I shove in it without losing tightness?
>>34251151
B-but what if anon-kun finds out w-what we're doing together? I g-guess it can't hurt, just promise not to tell him. Ok-kay?
>>34251169
self correcting problem they will off themselves eventually
>>34251140
I wouldn't! oWo
I would lift your legs up and pound your boipucci while I rub your little girl dick!
>>34251185
heh deal. But why not forget about anon and get with me. I'll show you just what a real man can do.
>>34251178
I do have a cute, sissy pink-tipped prick. My boipucci is pretty receptive, b-but anything in it? That t-that sounds painful, I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. Can we start smell d-desu?
>>34251140
I don't I would much rather have you.
>>34251300
How about we prepare your boipucci by having you sit on my face so I can lick it real good and get it nice and wet?
>>34251140
>draw a female but give it a dick
I'm so tired of this japan.
>>34251300
Maybe I can start by teasing with just the tip...
>>34251478
>Just the tip
>Implying it's ever just the tip
Ok anon-kun I'm fine with that
>>34251185
>>34251300
>>34251805
Stop sexualizing my pure innocent son!!
>>34251891
>Stop sexual my poor innocent son
Sorry daddy-kun, but it's my boipucci and I'll decide what goes in it when I want
>>34251946
Grr....you're being a bad son....Daddy might have to punish you and show you why being a slut is bad.
*unzips pants*
You should rethink your life you fucking faggot.
>>34252127
>you should rethink your life
Sorry anon-kun but I've done enough thinking about life, now I'm thinking about what to fuck and suck and if you want to be useful, prep the bull for me. Thx anon-kun
>>34252202
Shut up and suck my cock you sissy slut
>>34252376
Okie doki anon-kun. Does thish ful gud an-*slurp*-on
>>34252202
throwaway email, please?
This is an original comment that adds meaningfully to the discussion it is being posted in.
>>34251140
fucking gay take off that watermark. Fucking normie
>>34252402
Yess...fuck you suck good dick like a little sissy should.....
*grabs your head and forces it down*
Get it all in damn it........
>>34252402
>>34252491
Hahah holy shit you're freaking lame
I like regular guys more than traps to be honest.
>>34252437
>Throwaway email please
Sorry anon-kun, but I get off on having a large audience watch me being a sissy slut, emailing me just wouldn't do. But I'm ready to tease and please in this thread desu-poo
Holy shit I want to destroy felix with my cock
Post more
>>34252747
then get to it you fucking asshole
I just vomitted all over my dick
I'm getting hard while simultaneously feeling nauseated and sick from the faggotry ITT. If I could only have a female slave this wouldn't be happening.
This thread must die for both our sake's
>>34253110
>This thread must die
But anon-kun, I'm just getting started. Wouldn't you much rather ravage my boipucci than go on some silly woman hate thread or whatever is on /r9k/.
>>34253259
You could at least post an uncensored version
>>34253290
But the censoring makes it so much hotter desu. Don't you agree?
>>34253259
You are poisoning minds here. The losers on r9k are so desperate for somebody that when you start shoving this down their throats they just start swallowing it all
>>34253409
>When you start shoving this down their throat, they start swallowing it all
You made that sexual on purpose anon-kun.
Let's be honest here, no need for the silly games. I'll start swallowing it all for you desu.
I want to fuck this boy's feet.
>>34253469
It was an analogy but I can feel the mind cyanide at the back of my head. Luckily I'm already a degenerate of a different breed.
people like this are why the human race is doomed
>>34253397
You don't have uncensored material do you?
>>34253600
sorry lewd boys like you only get the censored stuff
>>34253600
You underestimate the size of my lewd Felix argyle folder
>>34253732
>>34253905
this is a disappointment to me
shan't jerk off to catboys for a month or so now
>>34251140
Dude trans guys age HORRIBLY
Hope you like your 50 year old trap boy fag