Why do women love dogs so much?

>>34247590

Everyone loves doggos you fucking nimrod.

>>34247590
dogs dont complain, they are eager to please and can be cute and adorable

I don't understand the fixation with dogs generally. They're machines for noisily turning money into shit. Literally.

>>34247623
>dogs dont complain, they are eager to please
i.e. they will fuck you and are ok being locked in the basement while you're out getting more cock

>>34247590
>he doesn't love dogs

get the fuck out of my sight.

Dogs are nice. My dog has never screamed and cried at me while calling me a failure who deserves to be unhappy, all because I bought a 50c coffee on a date instead of something more expensive. He's a little useless retard, though, so you're right. Dogs suck.

>>34247661

And contrary to what many say, they are very tasty.

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>ITT dog loving normalfags

>>34247590
maternal instinct you low iq blue bill idiot.

My doggo knows when I'm upset and comforts me. He's fluffy and nice to cuddle. Whenever I come home he's happy to see me. I love my doggo.

Every single normie girl has to brag about how into dogs they are ( or cats ). Its because they are boring usually

>>34247705
cats are more popular than dogs, so youre a normie if you don't prefer dogs.

>>34247590
Big dogs are alright. I just don't understand the obsession with those ugly ass rat dogs that women always choose to get instead.

>>34247843
Or you're a normie for liking either one you fucking retard. Dogs are about as normie as it gets

women go crazy over dogs. and despite the "cat lady" archetype, I've never met a girl that preferred cats to dogs

dogs lick everything if you catch my drift

>>34248485
i knew it those dirty girls!!!!!!

are reptiles the best pets for robots?

>Generally low maintenance
>Chill as fuck
>Sneks scare off most normies
>Cold blooded
>Generally cool as hell

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>>34249749
I don't give a shit what anyone says, snakes (especially sneks) are adorable to me.


How could anyone be scared of pic related?