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Mommy was having severe chest pains
and could barely breathe so she called the ambulance. I think she was just being whiny, but whatever. The EMTs loaded her on to the
gurney and asked if I wanted to ride with them. I laughed in their faces, I mean how did they not know it was my cummy time? Like I'm going to interrupt that to go to some stupid hospital! Anyways, now I am so hungee and I wants my tendies, but bitch mommy is still in the ER. I do not want to walk up all the steppy steps again, and I have no idea how to use the microwave or oven anyways. I'm just a little boy, only 37 years old, all alone here. Should I call 911 for myself?
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>>34243528
Would you like me to help you out and walk you through using the microwave? I am pretty good at using microwaves.
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>>34243735
Yes, please. It says on the tendie bag they most be deforested first, what does that mean?
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>>34243938
Sorry I was confused by "deforested" . I think you mean defrosted. Try placing the bag under some hot water for a bit.
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>>34244367
no op
it's gonna explode from the thermal heating
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>>34244423
Shhhhh. It will be fine. I am very good at using microwaves.
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>>34244423
Can confirm this. Hot water makes tendies explode because of rotational velocidensity.
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>>34244440
You're a fucking mean guy dude
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>>34244692
No I am good at microwaves. Trust me. Everything will be fine.
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>>34243528
>go to the hospital
>unplug the life support of the guy next to mummy
>plug in microwave
>force the bitch to cook them from her hospital bed
You can do it, anon.
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>>34245039
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>>34244367
>Sorry I was confused by "deforested" . I think you mean defrosted. Try placing the bag under some hot water for a bit.
Don't fall for the defrosting meme, put some tinfoil on a pan but those delicious tendies on the pan, put the pan in the oven and set that bitch to 400. give it 15 minutes and your good.
Be sure to burn yourself on the oven can you show Mummy she will be proud that her little man TRIED to feed himself but soo sad you got hurt. Then mummy will take ectra good care of u
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