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>>34243519
if poles can talk polish neither can you german so fuck off

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>>34243519
>tfw lived 9 months in Germany and never met a qt german gf

>>34243646
Are you latino? I had 2 drooling over me because latino fever

>>34243519
Dieses Gefuhl wenn kein Dirndl Freundin

>>34243519
- Wie (How) sieht (goes) euer (your) Abend (evening) aus (why "aus" here?), Roboter (robot)?
- Warum (Why) seid (are) ihr (you) traurig (sad)?

I'm learning german, not even A1 yet, pls help with this "aus".

>>34243688
Yes, Latino. But still a robot
I only saw Chinese and turks

>>34243857
wie sieht er aus? means what does it look like, sieht aus comes from the word aussehen.
Good luck with learning german, i'm sure it's fucking hard

>>34243860
That sounds a lot like Munich

>>34243900
But why is the aus put there?

>>34243942
Germans are linguistic barbarians. They randomly interject their sentences with completely pointless words desu senpai.

>>34243850
Dirndl frauen gehen auf Volksfeste und Volksfest sind fuer Lappen

In die Tonne

>>34243688
>be a german robot
>robots of other nationalities have more of a chance than you at getting a gf in your own country and of your own nationality
This is why I dislike german women, their resting bitch face and complete disinterest in you if you're not an amazing looking german guy or foreigner really makes me want to not even bother.

>>34243963
I wish it were as simple as english. Also, the Yoda-like sentence structure really makes my head spin.

>>34244005
>Lappen

learned a new german word today

>>34244028
The language is too convoluted for it's own good, that is why even (younger) germans themselves tend to be crap at speaking their own language, it's ridiculous.

>>34244005
If I were a cute german girl I would totally wear a dirndl

does that make me a Lappen?

>>34243942
verbs that are formed using an actual verb and a preposition like aus are often broken up in a sentence.

>>34244083
Only if you go to shitty volksfeste

>>34244059
>even (younger) germans themselves tend to be crap at speaking their own language
How bad?

>>34244095
Any similar examples?

>>34244025
I also have an african qt from bazinga country interested in me
Don't worry, I'm gay and want to steal german boipucci instead, and raise his aryan children, to help you guys with that shameful birth rate

>>34244128
not that bad, i don't know where anon got that from desu, maybe first grade students but after that it gets better usually

>>34244195
german boipucci here, I'm aryan since at least 5 generations

>>34244195
>Don't worry, I'm gay and want to steal german boipucci instead, and raise his aryan children, to help you guys with that shameful birth rate
Thanks dude, but I'm afraid with all these refugees, the country will be filled up very quickly.

>>34244223
>aryan
Are you Indian or Iranian?

>das fuehl wenn bester Freund 200km weggezogen ist und kaum noch mit mir spricht
>das fuehl wenn mein Bruder womoeglich aehnlich weit wegzieht

fuehlt schlecht, kein gf ist ein leichtes fuehl dagegen.

>>34244195
W-Wanna hang out with a friendless aryan robot? Where you at anyway?

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>>34244283
>keine freunde
>kenne meinen bruder kaum
>kein gf

>>34244264
Iranian I think

>>34244283
>fuehlt schlecht, kein gf ist ein leichtes fuehl dagegen.

are you gay?

>gruppentherapie
>traue mich nicht zu sprechen

>>34244288
trapped in the south of ba-wu
>>34244223
are you in dbna

>>34243519
Fucking hell I wish women dressed like that.

>>34244498
nice, where exactly? not the guy you responded to and not gay, just want to know

>>34244349
>are you gay?
nein

>>34244498
no I'm not
roegano

>>34244498
I l-live in Baden Wuerttemberg too.

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>>34244644
the oats are in Baden-Wuerttemberg

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>dgw Klausurtesten schliessen ab in 30 Tage
>kein Lust zur studieren oder zur Klass gehen
>Aber bin eigentlich sicher dass Ich gute Note bekomme am Ende

>>34244539
you're scaring me, wanna play shitty online games instead

>>34244644
From Stuttgart north it's a fun region, anything below is really boring isn't it?

>>34244745
nope sorry gotta watch the Dschungelcamp
you don't need to tell me, i live an hour from stuttgart if you're interested for statistical purposes

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>>34244897
>Dschungelcamp
>Roboter

>>34244972
Tut mir leid, dass dir meine Auswahl an Unterhaltungsprogramm nicht gefaellt

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>>34244745
>>Aber bin eigentlich sicher dass Ich gute Note bekomme am Ende

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is the average german folk poorer than the memes say

>>34244897
I live near Rottweil

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>>34245103
>schaut nicht Nazi-Dokus auf zdf-info zur Unterhaltung
hier ein abstrakter Pepe fuer dich

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>dont get any shit done in college
>Eltern sind Haider
>be cutie blonde
>still dont get cute deutsch girlfriend

>>34245186
habe gefuehlt schon alle gesehen und hatte eh geschichte leistungskurs, menschliche abgruende sehen ist aber immer was neues

>>34245156
burgers get double the loan than here, but therefore we have so many insurances that everything different from living and food is free

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>>34245136
>He studies a serious degree
you poor stray soul

meanwhile I'll be finished in less than two years with the classes portion of my degree, and the remaining year and a half is basically holidays abroad and thesis

>>34244128
Er wirft ihn raus (rauswerfen).
Sie lachen ihn aus (auslachen).
Er schaltet den Computer aus (ausschalten).
Er haengt sich auf (aufhaengen).
Die Katze frisst den Vogel auf (auffressen).

etc etc

>>34245297
ich wes jo garnet was du fuern problaem mit unsrer deutsche sproch hosch

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>>34243519
I really wish russia would have exterminated the german race after WW2. Europe would be safer that way.

>>34245244
agreed, if you are good at selling yourself you can still get a good job without doing an overly complicated degree + enjoy a semester abroad

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Ich verlasse mein Zimmer nurnoch 3 mal im Jahr.
Hilfe

sees

oregano

>>34245583
Mach 4mal draus und benutz das weitere mal fuer den puff.

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>>34246898
Puff ist ja mega ekel alter, wuerd da nicht mal gratis hin.

>>34247301
Dann geh halt gaertnern.
Mach worauf du bock hast.