I had sex last night AMA

>>34243247
how fat was she originally?

>>34243247
Is it overrated as some reebots say?

First time? if yes were your expectations fullfilled?

>>34243270
This is also my question. I'm afraid I've jerked myself into asexuality.

Why are you on our board, you normie scum REEEE!!?

>>34243270
not OP but imo sex is the absolute best way to cum. but it's not as great as i was expecting. still better than fleshlights/onaholes or whatever

>>34243261
a little chubby but not a ham

>>34243270
yeah.. especially after a few minutes when I was out of breath and realised I'm really unfit. I was sweating all over her

>>34243273
not first time but it's been a while. Had to blow off the cobwebs

>>34243295
>finally do sex
>marginalised by robots forever

>>34243318
I was thinking about my neighbour while I was cumming. I have problems

>>34243435
>it's been a while
How long? Also, how did you meet this girl?

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>>34243586
3 years

Okcupid

>she's a single mother

>>34243270
the sex itself is pretty overrated and can be very uncomfortable if she is energetic and bends your penis about

going down on a nice pussy, however, is vastly underrated and the best part imo

>>34243695
I gotta try one of those apps one day. What kind of profile pic works best? Do I have to take a shirtless selfie like a faggot?

>>34244045
I took a photo next to my neighbours Lexus ( shared driveway) and said it was mine