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Today in uni i bought some coffee, the coffee container is next to the hot water for tea container. Both basically huge 500L thermos. My hipster thermos mug is dirty from drinking chocolate milk from it this morning, I see the boiling hot water and get an idea. I fill my thermos mig with 1/3 hot water, put the lid on and start shaking, at the third shake my thermos lid flies off in a violent explosion. boiling water is thrown in a 6 feet radius, cutie that was next to me getting coffee gets splashed with boiling water. She screams in agony, people start turning towards me. Hear people whisper
>He threw boiling water on her face
>maybe he's a jelly ex bf
>hey leta call the cops
I quickly fill my cup with hot coffee and run off as I hear chair legs scrape against the wooden floor as Alpha males rise to confront me.
Before I left I whispered "Domo Arigato" to the girl that I assaulted. Maybe the cops will hunt for a Japanese man instead.
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So what happened after you ran off? Did you mean to splash her with boiling water?
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nigga looks like an oblivion character lmao
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>>34240544
Even if you explain that to the cops they won't believe you because they will have statement from multiple people saying it appeared you purposely threw hot water on her.
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>>34240958
And the worst part is they will assume running away was a 100% certain indicator of guilt. So they'll just ask you why you ran then if it was an accident. You're truly fucked if this girl decides to press charges. No one will believe you. She's a hot innocent girl and you're a male.
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>>34240544
>Before I left I whispered "Domo Arigato" to the girl that I assaulted. Maybe the cops will hunt for a Japanese man instead.
fucking kek
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>>34240698
nigga this happened like 4 hours ago, I won't know the consequences of my actions until I go back to uni tonorrow
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>>34240544
>Before I left I whispered "Domo Arigato" to the girl that I assaulted. Maybe the cops will hunt for a Japanese man instead.
You cant make this shit up
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>>34241009
>she's a hot innocent girl
Yeah she was probably hot after that boiling water
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>>34242078
Top kek, anon. Got a good chuckle.
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>>34240544
>Before I left I whispered "Domo Arigato" to the girl that I assaulted
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