is this what girls are like? http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

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Thanks, OP. I needed that laugh.

>>34238969
this was so bad it was funny, thanks for the laugh anon

>>34239175
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

I can't tell if those are raspberries or actual farts...lmfao

>>34238969
I'm willing to pay to be your fart slave please

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>>34239559
unfortunately im not the grill in the audio

>>34238969

I asked a grill in a vocaroo thread to read this brap pasta and she actually did it. If you are here, know you made many anon laugh, I love you based qt. I also posted this many times on /fit/.

BRAAAAAP BRLRAAELAPLPELEEPEHHHHPHFFFF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh dear...did you smell that? W-would you like to come closer?
*PFFFTFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
Oh my goodness! That surprised me! Hmm? You wanna get a little closer?, oh alright.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHHHHHHH*
Oh my I...I think I made a mess, would you care...care to...to lick it up?
*PPPTTHHHHH*
How's it taste? I had had some taco bell today
Mmmm that's nice lick it all up
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpth*
I know you got a whiff of that heheh, I'm all tapped out! Oh! What a mouth full you have! Care to share with me?
Mmmm yummy~~~

>>34240326
Are you Danish, perhaps?

>>34240413

no, I'm a subhuman slav