I dont have anyone pls help

>>34238025
What about your orbiter skype group? Or are they all AFK at the moment?

>>34238192
I don't have any Skype groups

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>>34238025
Do you even deserve someone?

>>34238025
Are you cute? If you're are, I'll be yours forever and you can be mine until the end of time.

>>34238428
No

This isn't orginal hjjjjj

I'm also at the end of the line. Help?

>>34238444
I don't know one day I have confidence in my looks then the next day my face makes me want to die

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>>34238025
It's okay Anon, we're here for you, but not really.
So here's a picture some anon drew of Kermit getting his dick sucked.
Hope it helps.

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>>34238446
Are you even trying to have someone?

>>34238552
No, I don't know anyone.

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>>34238582
What's the next step of your plan? lay down and feel bad?

>>34238668
Yes
Sijskakajsj

>>34238668
CRASHING THIS PLANE

ORIGNAL

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>>34238725
>>34238744
If you keep living like this will you die?

>>34238835
>>34238835
You can't kill what's already dead
Whjwjw

What about your parents?

>>34238459
I know the feel

why are we like this

help

>>34238835
It will be very painful.

For me.

:(

>>34239217
My mom sleeps all day and I don't have a good relationship with my dad

I want someone to love

>>34239268
Where are you from?

80429jif

Are you a female girl (boy)?

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hello anon
orginello

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>>34238025
How does this make you feel inside?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VeCTtPazOU

>>34239291
The east coast

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>>34238025
hey kid wanna join a Facebook meme group

>>34239342
Florida?

y74532

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The only texts I get are from Domino's, I'm not fat fuck enough to have pizza every night

>>34238025
why dont you have anyone?
i dont have anyone either. its my fault though. i cant blame anyone else. it hurts.

>>34239419
I'm not OP, but I don't know myself.

I'm rated 6-7 on /soc/, I don't get it.

>>34239325
Really gets my almonds going

>>34239464
>I'm rated 6-7 on /soc/
so what?
what you robots dont understand is that looks are just half the battle. i usually get ratted 7-8 but im a complete social retard. i cant make friends, talk to people, and hurt people without even knowing it.
>inb4 someone justs posts a meme image without being honest with themselves.

How does one go about collecting orbiters? What are the physical/personality traits that makes people want to orbit them? Please explain.

>>34239574
Why are you asking me?

This might not be orginal

>>34239564
I have plenty of friends, thats me being honest ok, but I don't understand why no one is attracted to me.

I try, I really do

>>34239588
I don't know I'm asking everyone in the thread because I have no friends or orbiters and I'm bored and lonely

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Welcome to the wild ride of solitude anon, make yourself comfortable because this will stay with you for the rest of your life :)

>>34239611
>be a cute girl
>pretend to be innocent and sweet
>profit

>>34239610
This. I get so much sex with my girlfriend but one minute without it and I get depressed. I'm a true robot lol

>>34239574
>have cute voice
>play online games using mic
>orbiters will line up

>>34239626
Oh, I forgot the most important step. Pretend to care about people.

>>34239658
I've never had a girlfriend so that sarcasm means nothing to me

>>34239661
What online games? My computer is shitty and I can't really download large programs

>>34239626
>>34239665
Do you mean cute like the girl in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCeC1jvxrh0

>>34239720
You don't need games. Just shill your youtube channel on r9k where you just talk about stuff

>>34239720
Do you use Discord? Find a server and start talking.

Having a female voice alone is enough to get orbiters.

>>34239746
wtf
I have an okay voice and had discord for a while and I don't have any orbiters
What am I doing wrong

>>34239786
giggle more?
idk

>>34239786
Post it and I will determine if your voice is good enough.

You're probably not being flirty enough. Single out one person at a time and focus a little bit more attention on that guy. Once you notice him focusing on you more, focus on someone else.
By focusing, I mean laugh harder at their "jokes", when you find something fun online, link it while tagging him.

>>34239746
I used discord for a tiny bit. I tried one of the shut in groups but almost never said anything because I was too shy and everyone else had this vibe like they were all old friends I was an outsider so I got out of there pretty quick.

>>34239821
That's tricky. There's not much else to do than just keep trying, I'm afraid. A lot of discords have close knitted groups, but if they're open to new people it shouldn't be too hard to find a place eventually if you're consistent.

It's okay to be shy and quiet as long as you occasionally make your presence known by giggling at funny things, you'll be okay. People dislike full lurkers, and people dislike full talkers. Anything in between is okay.