/sexual enlightenment/

>>34237058
Sex is emotional / unconscious. The opposite of enlightenment.

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>22
>male
>"""bi"""
>2
>mawhile.

I'm posting a pic, sryyyyyyyy

>>34237058
Eh, why not?

No link, but videos of basic missionary sex with 18 year olds always gets me off.

>22
>m
>Straight
>1
>Charizard

>>34237112
Sex is an experience that must be mastered and controlled if you hope to elevate your consciousness. Simply shunning it is foolish as you ignore a vital component of humanity, one which must be understood before you progress.

You have a lot to learn.

>age
30
>gender
male (male)
>sexual orientation
pseudo-asexual
>number of sexual partners
0 (zero)
>Favourite pokemon
renamon

>>34237133
Hmm... do feel male? Rather, if given the option to restart life would you choose to be the gender you are or would you choose to be female? Don't take how attractive you'd be into consideration.

>>34237144
You are the most basic, banal kind of sexual being. You are attracted to simplicity and eficiency. Sex isn't a huge component of your life and, if you were given unlimited access to sex, would probably utilise it less than the average degenerate.

To advance, you must keep your mind pure, do not delve into degeneracy. Instead, seek an emotional connection with another being. Only then will you find what you seek and finally be fulfilled.

Be patient. I'm happy with you.

>>34237058
No vid, but any video showing a girl pissing is golden. I can occasionally go for an eternity when fucking a girl, but if she starts peeing I'm done in 5 seconds.

>25
>Male
>Straight
>3
>Gyarados

>>34237161
that is simply wrong. you cannot have your cake and eat it too. if you want to be conscious you cannot be unconscious too.

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>>34237190
>he doesn't post generic example of favorite porn.

You anger the divine forces.

>>34237240
Water is your element. Much like the flowing river, you are seldom static. You struggle very much to find focus and concentrate on one task, activity or goal for too long. This lack of persistence prevents you from discovering your true capabilities, something which takes patience and dedication, even when failure comes.

I suggest working on your persistence. Take some time away from excessively overstimulating media and focus on finding out what your deepest desires are. Clear your mind of clutter. And then, only then, will your ultimate purpose flow like the golden showers.

>>34237275
You are so eager to jump to unconsciousness, young one, that you forget to even ask why you have been endowed with consciousness. Master this realm first and only then will the the beautiful death of the ego wash over you.

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>>34237318
>>he doesn't post generic example of favorite porn.
>You anger the divine forces.
oh right, sorry

the aesthetic in pic related is the best for me, where I can self-insert as a manly, confident adult male

>>34237350
I think this sort of peddling nonsensensical bullshit should go on /x/.

>>34237058
Help me sacred one

https://xhamster.com/movies/2490668/latin_mom_you_guys_will_love_this.html

>age
21

>gender
male

>sexual orientation
straight

>number of sexual partners
1

>favourite pokemon
xerneas

>>34237220
I feel like rly male.

I'd stay male. I like being a guy for certain reasons.

It's just fun

But uh, I wouldn't mind either way desu

>>34237058
26
male
straight
16 (all prostitutes)

dont care about pokemon

>>34237190
>>34237407
My child the time for patience has come and gone. The time for hope has come and gone. The time for waiting has come and gone.

Your chakras are inwardly facing. That is to say, instead of bending your reality to your will. Instead, your internal world has been bent to your will.

Make a choice now: will you choose to enjoy the internal world or will you active seek to rotate your chakras and direct them towards our shared reality?

>>34237446
Wewlad, the divine forces are wet. Good taste.

You seek embrace, love, closeness, touch. Do you have access to a loving being with whom you can cuddle with?

>>34237058
didnt you just make a data collection survey with the other thread? i think you shouzld wait between these kinds of treads, too obvious

>>34237467
You are nebulous, unwilling to take on a final form. On top of allowing you to insert yourself in any situation with relative ease, you also allow youself a malleable mind that is open to learning and experience.

Fuck a gymnast.

>>34237521
>no generic example
The divine forces are not plesed.

>>34237597
What the fuck bro I didn't make any other thread today besides the I hate pissing thread. DON'T ACCUSE THE DIVINE FORCES.

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>>34237058

I like cute girls in lingerie (not underage, i mean girls with cute faces)
If i watch porn it has to be POV unless the other guy is getting cucked. I don't want to see another person fucking a girl.

>age
20
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>number of sexual partners
a prostitute
>favorite pokemon
volcarona

>21
>Male
>Straight
>0
>wobbuffet

Don't have vids but i love videos where girl shows her ass and masturbates. Or humps a pillow. Or pees. Or POV. My favorite is hentai though.

>>34237058
i fap to necro gore and deathcp
am 31 male bi
0 partners
my favorite pokemon is charizard

sorry i cant link the hottest porn

>>34237058
sure ill bite
>24
>male
>straight
>0
>Cubone
what advice you got for me?

>>34237744
same dude here favorite porn are milfs, matures, cougars shit like that

>>34237058
I'm biting

>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>No. of sexual partners
7
>Fav pokemon
Spiritomb

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>>34237658
Do you spam swords dance?

>>34237727
Your have shrouded your spiritual eye with fantasy to the point where you no longer have an accurate sight of reality. You cannot progress in the slightest until you clear your clouded mind and see reality for what it is.

>>34237729
Your fascinatoin with realm of death shows an understanding and acceptance of mortality. This often leads one to live life to the fullest. However, in your case I sense complete inaction, much like young Hamlet. Could it be that you consider yourself dead inside?

No.34237789
>doesn't link to generic porn sight
the gods are not pleased

I'm very much into cuckolding, cheating etc. I feel as if it stems from personal experiences with it, but emotionally i wouldnt go so far as to be with someone who cheated on me in real life. the idea of it just turns me on so much more than anything else.

>age
20
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight but curious about being bi
>number of sexual partners
3
>Favourite pokemon
cubone

26
male
straight
0
mewtwo

i like blowjobs. i also have a succubus, please get rid of it..

seriously ;_;

make it go away.. i want to be asexual, my penis is a curse, help me..

>>34237729
>>34237814
yes. and i agree with what you said i have had the pleasure of meeting a lot of "whole" people in my community

>>34237318

>And then, only then, will your ultimate purpose flow like the golden showers.

Nice, I like it. Thanks anon, I'll try de-cluttering my head. I'll start by de-cluttering my apartment.

>>34237058
Link
motherless dot com slash 08EF580

>18
>male
>straight
>0
>Beedrill

18
Male
Straight
0
Sudowoodo

https://nhentai.net/g/156193/

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>>34237917
>motherless
That is ashuddh.

>>34237881
Meditate. If you have died inside and yet your body remains then there is a misalignment of mind and body. There must be some purpose you must still live for! Meditate, find the incomplete task you have avoided and decide to have a second birth, one where you are a hero driven to write his own story.

>>34237823
Frustration dear mortal. You are struggling and that is the root of your problems. Relax and let those emotions you are fighting wash over. Don't fear anxiety, don't fear your sexuality. Let it wash over you, let it seep out your pores. Let the univese know what it is you desire. And it will respond.

>>34237818
You seem to be in a unstill moment of your life. There is plenty of turbulence and the waters are not still. This is a perfect time for you to begin moulding yourself into the being you wish to be young one. Study! Edify yourself! That is the key to ensuring that your malleable mind is formed into something that will benefit you for eons to come.

>>34237789
>doesn't give example of porn.
The divine forces do not take to this kindly.

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>>34237058
>age : 19
>gender : M
>sexual orientation : BI
>number of sexual partners : 14
>Favourite pokemon : slowpoke, what a silly fuck that character was

>>34238053
Are you shitting me, Goddess? What "cleanliness" do you want? A bland pornhub video? Or a degenerate hentai comic?

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>>34238053

Hey. I don't think you really understand.

I actually have a succubus. A real one. An evil spirit of lust, a demon. They exist, they're real. I didn't summon it, it came to me. It's been making my life a living hell.

I'm serious buddy. Succubus are real. Just like shadow people, those things are real as well. Sleep paralysis attacks etc. Demons are real. God is real.

Those images you keep posting from india or whatever are fallen angels. Evil spirits that exist in every culture that isn't christian. What's his name again? Krishna? Something like that anyway. Yeah new age spiritualism will lead you straight to hell.

Hey everybody, your sexual fetishes are sinful by the way. Did you know? It's sin.

Sin.

Sex outside of marriage is a good way to get infested with demons. Sex is a spiritual act, it isn't just physical.

Wake up.

You're living in a dream.

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>>34238172
You are forgiven my child. The demons will no longer afflict you. Repent, be tolerent of others, elad a good life and you will be protected by the Holy Spirit.

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>>34238088
Your consciousness level is too low to understand the depths of your own degeneracy.

>>34238083
You are a carefree soul. Your breezy nature is naturally attractive to those around you who wish to join you on your frivilous flights. You are capable of much more than you realise, so much more. Understand your potential and use it wisely.

You are an amazing person. And you will do amazing things.

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>>34238267

You will find out eventually that my post wasn't a joke.

>>34237058
> 32
> male
> straigth
>14 sex partners
> evolution -- ghastly> haunter> gengar --
No link bc job internet blocks porn. Basicaly dominant male role and cute submisive woman (chuby, pawn, wide hips prefered).
Manhandling, simple but hard bondage, rough face fucking, a lot of nasty anal, one man and up to five girls, pale nerds with big asses or tits, flat chest girls with big asses, young milfs, dominant shit in general.

>>34237058
21
male
mostly straight but sometimes if i see a nice penis i like it
3 girls so far
squirtle

>>34238873
sorry forgot to like to porn, probably just like as normal as it gets like blonde big natural tits, feminine hips and slim waist, ANAL

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>22
>male
>straight
>somewhere between 10-20
>tyranitar

>>34237058
My favorite porn is of brown girls. I usually watch black girls, but I have a soft spot for Indian girls. I'd watch Indian girls more if the video quality wasn't so bad.

>19
>Male
>Straight
>0
>Wingull

Liberate me, O sexy Indian deity.

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>20
>M
>straight
>0
>Snorlax


SAVE_ME.ERIS

>13
>male
>Hetero
>none
>garchomp

It depends, sometimes chubby sometime milf but i have a weakspot for asian and especially r34

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1018723/5f6af143d4/ i came to those 13 images 2 times no rewatch.(i self inserted as the girl and this would be the perfect hentai if i wasnt for the niggers)
Age : 20
Gender : male
Sexual orientation : when i watch porn i self insert as the girl and the guys seem hot(3d and 2d), but irl guys are icky and girls are sexy. Girls are sexy in porn too.
Sexual partners : 0
Pokemon : i find it dificukt to find him on my phone but the grass type fighter dude with the piece of grass in hit mouth, also i didnt watch pokemon, this is if i must choise

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>>34237058
>22
>Male
>hetero
>0 (no Virgin tho)
>Swampert

Milfs (no incest)

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>22
>male
>faggot
>1
>ho-oh

Is it okay if Shiva gives you an uncontrollable boner?

Please forgive me. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

A-am I just not going to get enlightened?

>>34237058
What do you make of this.

>28
>M
>conflicted
>none fully, I block myself
>something earthy

I'm conflicted because I want the bond with someone that sex helps create and at the same time I don't allow myself because I have to be in complete control and can not allow such a vulnerability to exist because it always leads to betrayal or disappointment which I can not allow. I am perfectly content to live my life alone and feel balanced and peaceful as is without such a bond but when tempted I am conflicted.

Porn: everything in which control is taken away.

>>34239829
>ho-oh

jesus christ you disgust me

>>34237409
This is why you aren't happy

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>>34237058

>20
>Male (Didn't see that coming, huh?)
>Hetero
>3
>Geodude

>>34241123
Shiva has returned

>>34241123
porn link disgusting mortal

>>34241056
Unfortunately the human brain is mere a product of nature with no conscientious creator behind it. Because of this, one can exist with conflicting desires. You must choose the path which provides the least suffering for it isn't the case that there MUST be a perfect resolution to your issues. If you well and truly enjoy your life alone, embrace it and take each passing wave of loneliness as it comes.

>>34239829
You are wild, lost and degenerate with no clear path or purpose. You constantly shift direction and never commit to one thing. Polygamy is your best solution if you wish to fully express your sexuality.

>>34239779
>0 (no Virgin tho)
The divine forces require an explaination

>>34239753
The pokemon you speak of is pancham.

There is hatred in your heart which suggests a lack of fulfillment. You will not enjoy your full range of emotions until you find out the source of your hate.

Sexually, your experiences will be subpar until your love outweights the hate in the heart. Purge yourself of the bitterness, forgive yourself and love will come forth.

>>34239542
b&

>>34239322
From your source I sense that your aspirations in your mind are great and yet your reality is not being moulded to what you wish it to be. This is because you have fallen for the silly saying that "anything is possible". Nay, my friend, find out more about reality and appropritate your aspirations to what is likely to be achievable. Only then will you find the motivation to reach for your dreams.

>>34239321
Your taste is wonderful my mortal child. You are a late bloomer and as a result you may see your peers achieving that which you wish to achieve while you seem to be lagging behind. Worry not, when your time comes you will begin your growth spurt on higher ground and thus you will exceed them in amazing ways.

To attract the sexual energy you need, do not seek to emulate those around you. Instead, reagrdless of how insecure you may feel, embrace that which makes you unique, no matter how childish, banal, or common. You may soon find that what most desire is not glamour but authenticity.

>>34239114
The gods have a particular disdain for chads. Through our communication with Lord Kek we have recieved the following message:

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>34238873
Your sexual energy is fierce yet it is tainted by the poisons of this world. In this way, you have lost your uniqueness. I urge you to cleanse your heart and rid yourself o the evils that have infleunced you. I suggest an abstinence from erotic materials, sex and porn. Isolation would also do you well. And until you find your true self, what truly your soul wants, you will never find sexual fulfillment. Don't play in the waters that aren't meant for you simply because you see others enjoying it. Those waters are not for you.

>>34241406
>The gods have a particular disdain for chads. Through our communication with Lord Kek we have recieved the following message:

yeah well i've only been like this for the past 4 years. my old self will always be one with you robots.

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/7050435/risky_sex_with_girlfriend_s_mom_around.html

> 22
> male
> heterosexual
>0
>dragonite

>>34237058
i don't watch porn but i have lots of dominant sexual fantasies also anything really loving and passionate
>20
>m
>0
>i don't fucking know pikachu or something

25
m
straight
17 (bc i went to a state university)
Pikachu

>>34237058
>21
>male
>bisexual, and in the dire need for a femmy bf or gf
>0
>Steelix

I am scared about my dick's size

>age
23
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight afaik
>number of sexual partners
43
>Favourite pokemon
squirtle gang leader

http://www.redtube.com/1426664


>18
>male
>bi
>0
>jigglypuff

>>34241258
That I have never had a gf or a SO, but I lost my virginity to a random girl at a party my friends drag me to

>>34237058
>19
>M
>straight
>0
>no favorite pokemon

https://de.xhamster.com/movies/4139937/blonde_spanked.html

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>>34239322
(You), good sir or madam, have excellent taste in literature. Everyone will now think that I am you, shitposting to make it seem like another anon gives a fuck... but I am not, I am I, and I do.

HAIL ERIS AND THE TWO ROBERTS

https://nhentai.net/g/134461/

>age
24

>gender
male

>sexual orientation
bi

>number of sexual partners
4

>Favourite pokemon
Machoke

enlighten me

Age
>18
Gender
>Male
Sexual Orientation
>Faggot
Number of sexual partners
>2
Favourite Pokemon
>Gothorita

>>34237058
20
male
straight
0
abra

pov, mostly facial or doggy

>>34242643
My favourite kind of porn is anything with an older guy and a younger guy. Forgot to add that.

>>34242398
forgot to add the pron, oops.

It's a huge variety, but more often than not it's solo stuff (femmy guys and girls)becasue I get too envious over the other dude

http://www.xvideos.com/video293457/regan_reese_trippy_scene#_tabShare

https://nhentai.net/g/147596/

26
Male
Straight
4 women 3 men
Absol

Do me, OP.

>28
>F
>Hetero-emotional bisexual
>12; 9 male, 3 female (if that matters...?)
>Tentacruel

[Insert link to some degrading non-S&M but bondage/dom/sub video containing a multitude of cocks here]

// >>34242623

>>34242784
Good stuff. If you're pretty too I'd def. be DTF.

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>>34237058
>age
23
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>number of sexual partners
0
>Favourite pokemon
spinarak and ariados

I don't have a favourite type of porn besides massage porn or anything with oil

>>34241406
hmmmmmm

i suppose what i really want is to go to F.S.U. and have sex with hundreds and hundreds of tight little sex creatures but that is indeed just what others seem to want.

how do i find my true self? what my soul truly wants?

actually i think i know, i have seen her, she is the spirit of pure incarnate whiteness. she is icy blonde, tall, super skinny, and I glimpsed her underboob and it was divine! she is my angel but my heart is not clean enough for her, as you have said o wise one

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>21
>male
>straight
>1
>Blastoise

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584dcf804a236

>age
18
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>number of partners
0
>favourite pokemon
Scyther

Hit me up with your enligthenment

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>>34237058
>19
>Male
>Straight
>1
>Rayquaza

>21
>Male, but since you were asking anons earlier about changing genders I wish I was a grill
>"Bi" but really mainly gay except for some specific things
>0000000
>Uh, fuck, butterfree? Or that moth one. Or ma- Don't know.

>age
27
>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Bi
>number of sexual partners
2 Male 1 Female
>Favourite pokemon
Vulpix

>>34237058
>19
>Male
>straight
>none
>Salamence

>age
31
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>number of sexual partners
0
>Favourite pokemon
Farfetch'd

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>>34237058
>22
>male
>straight but open minded
>nada
>Dragonite

pls no bully

>>34237058
>18
>female
>straight
>0 haha
>raichu

>>34241406
2 options here:

1- you are a degenerate novice who has read babby's first book on tantra and kali/aghora sadhana and wants to appropriate it for an interesting shtick on r9k
>solution: kys

2- you are a pajeet who unironically believes that this is the essence of his culture and spiritual tradition when it is actually such a trivial aspect of the sadhana/conditioning to walk the spiritual path that it needn't be mentioned in earnest "Sex is an experience that must be mastered and controlled if you hope to elevate your consciousness. Simply shunning it is foolish as you ignore a vital component of humanity, one which must be understood before you progress."
>solution: kys

>>34241258
>You are wild, lost and degenerate with no clear path or purpose. You constantly shift direction and never commit to one thing. Polygamy is your best solution if you wish to fully express your sexuality.
how did you determine this?