>tfw no GF to fuck raw in the shower after gym and then have

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>tfw no gf to have cuddly bubble baths with

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>>34234633
My feels were bad enough, my fellow robot. Don't rub it in.

why is all that shit on the floor

is that a toothbrush

what a stupid fucking picture

>>34234599
What lenght and circumference?

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>>34234803
I'd just like to interject for a moment, what you are referring to as "shit" is actually a variety of body-washes, and face washes such as your exfoliating gels.

As for the toothbrush, it's out of service and has been retired.

I'd also like to chip in that it's not a stupid picture, it's nice.

>>34234599
Your penis is of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down your penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer, fresh from out of the pool. It is a fantastic penis, that seems as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis

>>34234854
It is a stupid picture. Why do you have all of your cleaning shit on the floor?

Install a shelf you incompetent fuck.

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>>34234858
This ones for u

-lonely Aussie guy

>>34234869

Please seek Jesus the lord and savior.

>>34234889
fuck that thing is beautiful

How the hell do you not have no GF.
it seems like a scientifically immposible

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>>34234936
I don't waste my time and pursue women even when they tell me I'm "cute", I'm as straight as an arrow but chasing women is something i don't do.

My mind wont let me stoop that low.

>>34234599
Are you a virgin, OP?

originalwew

>>34234889
"h-hey, I have a really nice looking and decently l-l-large cock, w-wanna be my gf?"

>>34234971
>Are you a virgin, OP?

Yeah i am.

>>34234968
>chasing women is something i don't do.
>My mind wont let me stoop that low.

Autism is a hell of a drug

>>34235007
I'll admit, i am pretty shy around women if anything. That probably contributes a lot.

>>34234998
>Yeah i am.

Nice tbqh.

>>34234984
i bet if chad tried this line it'll work

>>34235030
I'll be your practice gf if I can see your penis every day

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>>34235072
Sounds real tempting, but i don't want an internet / Skype girlfriend or whatever. I want to be able to hug and lift up my practice girlfriend.

>>34235089
Where do you live o.riginal p.?

>>34235161
in australia

its now original

>>34234599
>>34234854
>>34234889
oh my...that is a nice penis...d-desu

>>34235336
>tfw yet not nice enough for a gf

>>34235463
Nice penis =! gf
Ugly penis =! No gf

Nice face = gf
Ugly face =gf

I think I've discovered your problem op

>>34235484
I meant:
ugly face = no gf
My bad

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>>34234599
Nice cock anon, good length and near to ideal girth

also nice dubs

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>>34234599
> toothbrush on shower floor

>>34235606
Why don't you go and pick it up?

>>34234814
Answer pls oregano

>>34234599
10/10 benis, but girls are overrated anyway, stop wasting those gifts and go wife someone if thats what you want tho

>>34234599
Nice cock, tbqh, OPbot.