Autistic shit you do

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>>34231493
>Violently rock in my chair when I am thinking and listening to music

I have broken multiple chairs doing this

>made a fake account on linkedin so I could view the profile of my crush

>>34231493

Kind of hard to explain.

Only I do this.

Say if I'm the passenger in a car, i'd look at the fences or little white lines on the sides of the road and kind of "jump" between line and line in my mind..? I'd focus on one point and whenever i get to an obstacle (little white line on the road, or a large shadow) i'd move my head to the side and pretend to "jump" the "obstacle"

hard to explain

>>34231568

And then when i "jump" the say, shadow of the tree, i'd "land" on the sunny part

>>34231568
>Only I do this.
you are not alone anon

>>34231493
Don't stress about it man. No one knows who you are
> learn to shitpost more and have fun

>>34231593

And then repeat until i get out

>>34231602

Nope, no one else does this. I don't belie

>>34231493
repeatedly punch my head whenever (((those))) thoughts come back

>>34231614
well i do it
wtf anon

>>34231673

I don't believe you.

Because as I said, only I do this.

i count the number of syllables in sentences, song lyrics, etc

if two subsequent sentences have the same amount of syllables, i count the letters in each one to see if they're the same amount

>>34231513
I do this too. Holy shit. Do you know why? I can't help it. I've always wondered what was wrong with me.

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>make autistic noises unintentionally

>>34231706
b-but anon
i do too

>>34231735
omfg anon we are brothers
sadly idk why i do it :(
it only happens when im not fully in the moment so it is hard to stop

>>34231750
>remember something embarrassing
>make fucked up groaning noises and try to drum it out of my head

>get BTFO
>keep arguing just to waster the other poster's time

>>34231735
I also do this. Sometimes I'll listen to Steve Reich's music for 18 musicians 3 or 4 times over (in one sitting), rocking back and forth in my seat, humming loudly.

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>try and base my personality around characters or musicians and stuff that i like without making it too obvious

>>34231783
I do it several hours a day listening to music. I go so deep in my head. I can't hear anybody. It's like I rock harder to simulate movement in my head.
If I try not to do it for several days I get severely anxious. It's like an addiction.

>Did I think it, or say it?

>think about a time I was BTFO over six years ago somewhat often

>>34231493
Think of something funny and laugh to myself but not explain what I just laughed about to anyone around. For all they know I have kuru.

>>34231844
im the same broski :((((((((((((
i cant think when i sit still

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>>34231750
Mutter shit in a made-up language I constructed under my breath, then feel really weird and hope nobody heard me.

>tfw altairaneu echennailinajya kiken

I punched myslef so much in the face because I kept messing up in vidiya that I have myslef a black eye and now I have to lie to everyone and say I fell.

>>34231568
I do this in the passenger seat whenever I'm not reading. I also enjoy staring at a bit of guano or dirt on the windscreen and moving my head so it weaves between the dashed lines.

>>34231873
Tfw you were a history nerd in highschool and anytime you knew the answer in trivia you'd rock vigorously when answering in excitement.
I have looked into it myself.
I read it's a common symptom of OCD somehow.

>>34231568
even normies do this ya mong

>>34231910
>>34231915

No, only I do this

>>34231793
I know this feel, oreganolio

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>Whisper strategy to myself when playing a game

>Repeat the sentence I just said in an extremely quiet voice

>Rub my face into pillows and blankets for a minute or so

>Breath in while whispering

Anyone else do any of this?

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>>34231911
did you go by "Q" in AP history?????

>>34231979
>repeat the sentence i just said in a extremely quiet voice
I do this since i was a child

>Have grandiose fantasies of success or competence, or even just imagine cool stuff not involving me
>Bend my head down, compress my arms in and fidget around while shaking

My parents have seen me do this multiple times and I feel like a loser each time.

>>34231951
Your a fag.

Everyone does this. There's even a Facebook meme.

It's as common as "like this if you turn over to the cold side of the pillow!!! XD lolololol dude weed LMAO"

>>34231951
And take off that stupid name you queer.

Fuck.

>>34232066

Post facebook meme

>>34232086

no

>original antifa post

>>34231568
Same it's fun. I like to pretend there's a little person jumping them following my car

>>34231979
>Whisper strategy to myself when playing a game
Normal.

>Repeat the sentence I just said in an extremely quiet voice
Psychotic.

>Rub my face into pillows and blankets for a minute or so
Super autistic top of the spectrum.

>Breath in while whispering
Normal if you're whisper-talking to yourself.

>>34231750

>go hmm
>oh
>ughyvuuh
>well errr
>*weird yelp/uh-huh under my breath*

And a whole array of autist noises I make when I am uncomfortable or confused. I also scratch my face awkwardly, deliberaly pick my nose, do this weird ass thing where I "recalibrate my lips", and have horribly body posture. People can see the autismal a mile a way with me. It does not help that I am a 3/10 that also has a deadpan stare. I can't hold a conversation for shit and I am generally emotionless.

MY LIFE IS SUFFERING

>>34231493
I chase my little brothers around shouting "Daahhnalld the Deleguts"

>>34231990
Nope. Not me.
Originul

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>>34231750
>fall asleep in class
>someone wakes me up
>everyone looking at me
>friend asks me if im okay
>remember that my parents tell me i often moan in my sleep
>really loudly too

not necessarily autistic but now the whole class knows i have a beta/girly voice...

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>>34232414
I had a moaning wet dream in class, anon.
You know no pain.

I often say "nigger" when I get injured or frustrated.

>>34232498
Same. That and the 100 percent nigga song

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>>34231493
Yes that's autistic.

>>34231513
Fidgeters are always autistic but you sound especially high spectrum.

>>34231536
Normal.

>>34231568
Normal. It's called imagination and many people have imagined the same things.

>>34231655
Semi autistic but you are aware you're doing it.

>>34231714
Not autistic, that's OCD and a horrible thing to live with.

>>34231793
Normal.

>>34231796
Extremely normal.

>>34231843
Borderline autistic,

>>34231856
Brain damage.

>>34231864
Normal.

>>34231868
This one is me. Probably normal.

>>34231891
Fake and a lie which makes you semi-autistic.

>>34231750
>>34232337
Not autistic just high strung with possible nervous disorder.

>>34232379
Memesters are highly autistic.

>>34232498
Extremely normal.

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>Pick snot from my nose, lick it and sniff then wipe it on the furniture


Mom hates me

>>34232555
>Fake and a lie
Want me to post my black eye? I wish I was kidding man

>>34231568

You're not alone OP. It's definitely not rare.

>>34232474
I once fell asleep and shit myself so stop right there

I enjoy spinning objects around on my desk.

Always "bouncing" my leg or rocking back and forth.

Walk around my house pretending that I am giving a speech.

If I am holding an object that is a small cube, I have to touch each side of it the same amount of times or I find it difficult to put down.

I still make animal noises outloud on regular basis.

There's currently 3 dogs noises, 2 cat noises, and chicken one in my repertoire, the chicken one being the one I'm most fond of.

>>34232637
I guess you're autistic either way.

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>>34232732
I'm laughing hysterically but I assure you I feel guilty.

>>34231493
>get rekt by anons
>get mad and keep responding and get madder and madder
>punch my wall which is concrete (I live in the basement)

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I unironically reeeee out loud in public and live the classic smug NEET lifestyle.

Whenever I listen to music, I always move or tap my fingers like I'm playing Guitar Hero along to the music. I haven't played Guitar Hero in 5 years or so but I still do it. Also I feel intense pain in my jaw whenever I hear velcro being undone. Even just thinking about the sound makes my jaw tingle.

>>34233139
I reee in real life too memes are in my real life.

>>34233155
I've done it since before it was a meme, as a child I would scream and make loud screeching noises when I got stressed or had a tantrum.

>>34231568
literally everyone does this

Its the same as not stepping on lines/cracks in the road (and no faggots, that does not mean you "have OCD" unless its far more severe)

anyone else watch movies and shit then after feel like you are part of the movie like it's your life

>>34232830
Last one is 100% OCD

>>34232555
this post is the most autistic thing in the thread

>>34232830
>Always "bouncing" my leg or rocking back and forth.

>Walk around my house pretending that I am giving a speech.

Are you me?

>Can't spend 5 minutes checking and re-checking doors to ensure that they're locked before leaving my house. Always feel like I forgot one.

>Rehearse the overwhelming majority of planned conversation in my head. Spend 5 minutes figuring out how to pitch a takeout order by phone, etc.

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>>34231513
same here,specially when i listen to music, i can't stay put, i fidget a lot all the time.

I chew my toenails

>>34233354
>>Can't spend 5 minutes checking and re-checking doors to ensure that they're locked before leaving my house. Always feel like I forgot one.

I do this to every door desu

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>>34231750
>be wagecuck at warehouse
>lift something really fucking heavy
>Autistically scream "ORRRRRRAAA" like in one of my animus
>Everyone looks at me
>get embarassed
>drop to the ground and feign pain

>>34231568
Everyone would do this before mobile phones

Usually I pace back in forth in the non creeky part of my room listening to music. I do stupid hand motions too while I listen.

Sometimes I jump in my bed and rub my body against it a bunch.

I also like to constantly work the action of some guns I own with snap caps.

>>34231750
>have Tourette's
>yell cunt sometimes
I can't control it! I'm sorry Sarah!

When I was watching the movie Prisoners I noticed how Jake Gyllenhaal's character had this eye tic. After watching that movie, for no reason at all, I started developing the same eye tic whenever I'm really stressed or remember an embarassing moment.

A fucking movie gave me Tourettes, you can't beat this autism

>>34231796
I despise you with every fibre of my being

>make myself have weird sexual fetishes at will

Flummery chan wtf

>in argument on 4chin
>type out reply to anon
>not too confident in my response, but post it anyway
>close thread in fear of getting BTFO

>>34233673
Anon, you're into gay furry bondage tonight. Go, go, go!

Express utter hatred towards those who say stupid shit on 4chan, just so I can practice arguing with people, insulting them and BTFOing them but I actually love my bros on 4chan even if some of you are subhumans

>>34233729
>some
>som
>so
>s
S O M E
O
M
E

>when playing vidya, pretend I'm a YouTuber doing a playthrough and commentating my impressions of the game
>Touch my balls and then smell my fingers

>>34233889
I don't think any man exists who hasn't done the 2nd one

>>34231979
>Repeat the sentence I just said in an extremely quiet voice
I don't even notice when I do it anymore.

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>>34231493
Creep photo women at the beach.

>have a HUGE dick
>get sexually aroused by the sight of my own dick
>imagine myself as a hot girl being impressed by my big dick
>enjoy masturbaiting just because I admire and am aroused by the sight of my own erection

>>34231911
Oh shit you made me remember that i did this as a kid, im glad that didnt stick with me

>>34231979
>Repeat the sentence I just said in an extremely quiet voice
I honestly have no idea if i ever stopped doing this completely because i never did it conciously, i only ever realised because my friend in elementary school noticed and kept pointing it out

>>34233537
The only difference between sperg and quirky normie in this situation is that you didnt just act like you were joking around

>>34231911
tfw slacker in hs (probably why I dropped out) but when I knew and answer I would be like oh pick me pick me pick me

>>34231513
same. what the fuck is wrong with us?

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>>34232337
>recalibrate my lips
I am fucking dying right now what even is this

>>34231493
>Reading shitty opinions on normiebook
>Turn around and stare into an imaginary camera like a character from The Office.

>>34231493
>browse /r9k/ and try to stifle laughs during class

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>>34231493
>Not sure how to enter conversation
>Just stand at side of group and wait blank faced for an opportunity

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>>34231843
I use to do this for every book i really like. But i've been basing one Stavroguine for years now.

>>34231513
>tfw rock my bed
>tfw mum can't sleep 'cause it makes noicess

>Constantly am in my own head imagining hypothetical situations and fantasies and stuff
>Sometimes just sit somewhere blankly even when I should be doing something/people are trying to get my attention

>say "biological imperative" for no reason sometimes
>repeat soundbytes from videos I've seen recently
>have imaginary convos with people I've met in school, in which I'm explaining something or sounding smart

>>34232555
why do you think anyone cares about your opinion? leave now

>>34234250
post pls
oregano

>>34231493
I do this all the time. I need more info on this. Got any tips on how to google this?

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>>34231886
>torunnrath gadol bormak`hu

>Have collection of images from all cute girls in my college
>Rank each one of them in order of their beauty
>Frequently think about scenarios where me and the matriarch are going out etc.
>Havent talked to a single one of them

>>34233169
That's super autistic.
A while ago I was rinsing my board off at the beach showers and some kid was waiting about 30cm away. The shower sprayed off the board and hit him in the face and he just started doing this high pitched REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for about 20 seconds.
His mother came over, apologized and said he was autistic.

>talking over voIP
>say something
>quietly repeat it immediately after whether I want to or not

>>34231568
I do this. Most patterns like repeating tiles or sidewalk cracksmake me do this. Very normal

>say, "anon hates himself" under my breath occasionally

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>>34231493
>never turn on lights in the house
>if im home alone at night i use my phone to enlighten what i need
>sit or lay motionless in the dark in complete silence for up to hour

Im not a darker or any of that shit, i just like the dark for some reason

>thinking about something
>"weird" word comes to mind
>have to say it under my breath

>practice reactions to social situations
>act out possible outcomes of social situations as multiple characters

>scream bloody murder at video games
>when pissed to the extreme i get up slam my chair in the floor, punch stuff around me, scream all the curses i can, jump on my bed and scream in the pillow some more and then get up and quietly sob and wishing death under my breath upon the people that pissed me off

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>scream, pull autistic faces or hit myself when I remember something embarassing from my past
>unintentionally repeat what people tell me
>get obsessed with the sound of a word or phrase and repeat it in my head for days
>wishing for flying guns to come kill me at night
>eat the skin on my fingers
>talk to myself like I'm hosting a cooking show

This imaginary conversations with other people in my head

>>34231856
I know this feel so hard senpai.
You think something horrific and wonder if everyone around you heard, or you hear something and wonder if it was just a thought.

>bitch about all of the gay/trap threads
>participate in them every chance that I get

>>34236842
I eat the skin off my hands, can't help it either as I do it more when I am nervous.

>>34233724
What if I'm into that already

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I am extremely paranoid. Like, EXTREMELY.

When passing by strangers on the road, I am always ready to defend myself against an attack.

I tend to refuse treats, because they could be poisoned. I never eat/drink something whose container has a hole, because it could have been injected with something.

I really only let my guard down around relatives and my barber. But I plan to learn to cut my hair on my own. Too dangerous.

If a normie tries to befriend me, I first try to ensure that he isn't recording me, making fun of me, or trying to steal something. If a girl shows interest, the possibilities of a prank or a serial killer trying to bait me are significant.

I know how autistic this sounds, but I was gangstalked in HS so cut me some slack.

Oh I also rename my reaction images to avoid Anons recognizing me.

>think about something in my mind
>think about saying it out loud
>I'm alone
>what's the point
>okay, I've thought about it, onto the next thing
>no, for some reason saying it out loud will be worth it
>say it out loud
>feel a little better

>>34233710
Seriously, why do people do this

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I had my shoes and socks off once in class and my toe nail was fucked to shit (I think i stubbed my toe that morning) These 3 girls started to say it was gross and i'm weird, well...i ripped it off without a second guess and said "there, no problem".

Ever sense then no one talks to me...

>>34236996
>think about doing/saying something
>the more I try and ignore this thought the worse it gets
>have to do it
>feel relieved hut bad about myself afterwards

It's like masturbating, but this is shit like opening and closing doors 3 times, or clearing my throat exactly 7 times, or repeating the names of everyone in my extended family in age order.

>>34236988
You've been bullied as a kid right? And some people pretended to be your friend only to Tell you after a year that it was all a joke and that they hate you ?

Also, you're probably 20+, now, you could try losing your paranoid habit over the course of a year

>>34231493
Provide backing lines for rap songs I like that I'm currently a la live performance. I'm retarded and I don't know if girls can stand me.

>>34237086
correct on everything. sorry it can't be helped.

When I'm in a car/bus/train and there is a lane of trees alongside the road, I slalom between them with my eyes as the vehicle drives

Forgot to mention this. I look around all the time when I'm out. I also always look at my reflection when I come across a reflective surface.

>pretend I am a character from a game/anime I like in my head
>pretend I have created popular songs or written the most well beloved books and how people would praise me for it
>pretend I am on a talk show and people ask me about my opinions regarding world events
>make shrieking noises and constantly ''REEEEE'' when reading other people's posts or when taking a shit
>play and pull on my hair as a method to calm myself
>rub finger nails against each other
>talk to myself when writing posts

>>34237120
Suck man, same thing happened to me, however I haven't becomed as paranoid as you

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>>34236988

Same for me, anon. I don't care about insults but if you touch my shit i'm ready to unleash my autismo rage on you.

>>34232066
cold side of the pillow is based tho

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>>34236988
>Oh I also rename my reaction images to avoid Anons recognizing me
I do this and change my typing style to cause chaos in threads.

>>34236285
>2 real 4 me bby

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>>34231493
I'm not able to speak to anyone unless someone else I know very well is facilitating the conversation

>touch sweaty testicles
>lick fingers
I think I'm fucked cause that shit tastes amazing. Fuck my shit up familia hehe xd

>>34231493
After taking a poop I must
>go into the shower
>insert my whole middle finger up my asshole
>dig and pull out any feces I come in contact with / can

It's so bad that I bleed out of my ass daily but I must do it or else I feel like I had shit in my pants and on my ass until I go and wash it properly

>grunt like an infant in anxiety/envy/despair, when thinking about what my life has become
>dealt with severe OCD, my rituals were insane
>imagine myself as the Tex Avery wolf when masturbating to the pictures of a hot girl, recreating several precise scenarios about how the cartoon would be. My imagination is powerful enough for it to be hot without being ridiculous
>have bought and thrown several expensive items due to feeling unworthy of them/money guilt
>used to punish myself physically hard for relaxing my face/mouth muscles enough for my philtrum to be appreciated (I spent 3 months duck-facing to lessen its length, without mustering a word)
>imagine myself as a gollum-like vulgar and ignorant creature when naked at home, as if to feel as miserable as ex-acquaintances might deem me
>pee dance
>hug myself as a caring friend/relative
>imagine my idols criticizing me and hating me to motivate me
>imagine a certain song or a chord as the meaning of life
>considering my physique and my life not as mine, but as the vessel to what my soul has being asked to reside in (this helped me a lot)

>>34236285
>Notice someone doing this
>Ask them a question about something that way the conversation shifts to include them in it.
>Or sometimes I'll look at them and say "what's wrong, nothing to say Anon?" and go back to talking to the group

Depends on my mood really

>>34231568
I don't do this exactly but I try to like line up 3 objects in a row, with me being the 3rd object

>>34238231

>le ''I can help people'' phase

>>34231568
I used to do this a ton when I was young. Not as much now that I drive

I make up personalities for inanimate objects by looking to see if there is anything eesembling a face on them.

>>34238245
You don't believe someone can help others? If you don't get off on giving other people tiny fragments of joy in their miserables lives, you're missing out.

I can NEVER stay still, especially my legs, I always have to keep tensing up or kicking my legs. It just feels natural

>>34238319
>You don't believe someone can help others? If you don't get off on giving other people tiny fragments of joy in their miserables lives, you're missing out.


Yes, I do, but only when I know for sure my help won't hurt them in any way. I also just wanted to read your reaction to that.

>>34231493
When I'm sitting at my desktop, my back is facing towards the door to my room. Whenever I fap, every 20 or 30 seconds I'll turn my head towards the door, smirk, raise my eyebrow and shrug my right shoulder. That way if someone walks in on me, I can pretend I was only fapping as a meme.

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>>34231493
>Get mad about anything from failing an assignment to my socks not feeling right
>Proceed to slap myself in the face and head repeatedly and bite my hands
>Feel much better
>Used to howl and bang my head on the wall but that upset mummy

>>34231493
>whisper my thoughts out loud and make facial expressions to the conversations in my head
i do this in public too.

>>34237309
A-are you me, anon?
>Ywn be a famous, witty author

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>tell about my dota achievements on crush's ask.fm

>>34232618
what animeme is that?

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>>34231886
>>34236521
>kataremath orgum vili

>>34238495
>achievements
oh yeah your level 10 battle pass + 1174 mmr is really impressive anon tell me more

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When I'm alone in my house, I talk to objects and make objects talk with me.

If I'm really feeling it, I voice act them on my own, giving each and every object I use a different "voice".

>Worse of all, each object is a character in my mind.

For example, It's been years that the fork and the knife I use for dinner are playing the part of an old hippie couple.
>They've been to Nepal when they were younger.
>They won't shut about their nepal trip.
>They love eachother alot even if they sometime argue about usless shit.

Another example is my tea pot.

In my distorted mind he is an anarchist.
He has a little bit of hate for himself because he's used to make such "capitalistic/imperialistic" beverages (tea). But he loves the flame of the stove and he loves boiling water.
He listens to sex pistols and usually sings badly their songs.
>"I'm not your slave!"
>"Tea is for pigs"

There are many more. Honesly.

I think I am beyond repair.

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>My existence is merely an amagluation of traits belonging to others

>>34238499
Tamako Market (but original)

Does anyone else fake suicide a lot? I'll tie it around my neck, tie it to the beam, and let myself hang til it hurts too much or I feel close to passing out. It isn't sexual and I'm too cowardly to really kill myself. I think maybe I'm hoping I fuck up and accidentally do it

I eat my own dick cheese
desu doesn't taste TOO bad

>>34239569
Ye, i do that too.

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I make tiny figures out of aluminum foil and imagine different scenarios of them doing things while rubbing them between my fingers. I'd like to think I'm not the only one who does this.

>>34231568
I imagine that I'm moving at the speed of the car and I have an ax that I'm whacking all the telephone poles and trees with as they go by.

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>>34239111
I want to hear the backstories of all of your objects, anon. Keep typing

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While on the phone I pace on square tiles, always moving like a chess knight. I circle around the room like this.

>R8 my autismo

>>34239714
I'm out of my house now Desu. When I come back home, if thread is not kill i will anon.

>>34239813
I pace clockwise or counterclockwise in different shapes depending on my mood. They're usually 3 to 6 feet across and can be anything from a circle to a trapezoid.

>>34236842
>talk to myself like I'm hosting a cooking show
>get obsessed with the sound of a word or phrase and repeat it in my head for days

i do this too, often combining the two when im cooking

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>>34239861
Always counterclockwise.

>have to chew equal amounts of food on both sides of my mouth
>have to control my thoughts because people might be reading my mind
I've sort of gotten over the second one but sometimes in public I still get paranoid about that.

>get extremely irritated when I hear music or see a glimpse of a tv show or movie I don't like
>immediately have to play something neutral or good to purge the "bad" song or show
>if it's a song I mentally sing things I've said to the melody of the song to keep it in my mind
Likewise if I'm reminded of a physical place I have bad memories of, I immediately have to look at a picture of a "good" place and hold it in my mind to purge the thought of the bad one.

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>>34231886
>tfw haz'ki nala
>tfw dniy t'an jakk
>tfw a'hetai ananika e'tan ka-livn

chloth j'ka nib

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>>34240227
wul'thus xito

i apparently inadvertently make strange faces and other weird socially dissonant cues if we're talking literal

>>34233889
>>34239498
i do these things too

>>34237072
that's pretty badass

>>34239111

This is bullshit. Reads too forced. You typed this post because you'd enjoy reading it. You're probably a teen who took this lightweight-4chan/reddit-tier ''le I'm weird XD'' wave of posts that is now okay in 2017 here (since most twenty-somethings have left) in a better light than he should've. Also, a Fallout internal screaming pic nowadays? Really?


If that isn't the case, then I honestly apologize.

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>>34240447
>wul'thus xito

linthan thnja drnos novin

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>telepathically talk to paintings and pictures in my house
>Tfw even long dead composers who live in my mind hate me

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>>34241598
ulwan b'alieanth katal c'onarl.

>>34241221
Cuspi'ith numora Gui
Ha furitha dema u'luu
>>34241640
Vikotte pon, ge'namat so'vethu folla?

>>34231513
Me too

Also breathing heavily like I'm a rapist

I left Skype on once and some people heard me.

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>>34241684
>so'vethu folla?

Mazic! j'iln venthos folla. Yin ananth d'has inth kor dlross.

>ywn ulwan n'jal antal yin kor kashan liln

>Plan out the exact sentence I'm going to say when I have to say something important or have to wait before saying what I want to say (e.g when I raise my hand in class)
>Get nervous and say something different that sounds fucking stupid
fuck

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>>34241840
>Yin ananth d'has inth kor dlross.
r-reio

>>34241971
I do this all the time.

I'm pretty sure it's fairly normal.

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>>34241972
sana uwan reio

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>>34242010
>sana uwan
unaa saa d ejaj

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>>34242142
>mfw ge'ntry

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>>34232051
Holy shit I used to do this for years until I eventually kicked the habit

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>>34242191
tfw ik`le haisho hoekai b`gi nujen

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>>34242142
>>34242191
>mfw

jen? de kelbete ah zah

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>Go to work in the morning
>It's dark out
>Also shine my phone light into the backseat of the car in case there's someone in the back with a garrote ready to kill me

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>>34242142
>mfw ge'ntry
Ha Ha Ha

>>34231793
>>34231655
>>34231843
>>34231856
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>>34233889
>>34236243
>>34236369
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>>34238408
>>34240154
>>34241971
I know all these feels a little too well :(

>I constantly have to watch what I say to people to make sure they don't find out

>When on the bus I play the exact same song over in my head repeatedly so no one on the bus reads my mind and knows what I am thinking

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>>34231493
>Post one of my very controversial opinions, sure to get replies
>leave thread to avoid the negative feedback

>>34231493
I usually do the same thing when I win the argument on the internet

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>>34242279
dkj ein na ah bein m ge`ntry

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>>34242269
>>34242269

soBons?

>>34231568
I wish you were the only one my friend

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>>34242385
>soBons

brap euhe je nye
>tfw kaeue haisho

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>>34231493
>Make horrid gagging noises when embarrassed
>Autisticly mimic and repeat words and phrases I hear
>gnaw on my knuckles and fidget with my hands constantly

>>34231714
I do this shit too and it makes me so angry all the time because things don't match up

I also count my steps and stairs and other dumb shit and I hate it

>>34232051
>Have grandiose fantasies of success or competence, or even just imagine cool stuff not involving me

Same

>excitedly say "BOOOOOM" all the time in a childish voice
>talk to myself aloud sometimes, usually I'll get caught saying something like "stupid" but when around people I'm more comfortable with I'll get lost and say something more like "I hate myself and I want to die in a FIRE" I do this a fair bit
>still suck my thumb and I've passed out at people's houses so they've seen it
these are the most recent stupid things I do I guess. This list used to be longer. Coming up in the world!

Oh I also get really Really excited when I come up with a joke on the spot that my words get jumbled and I stutter and fuck it up

>>34236988
wtf ur that anon from /a/ aren't you?

>>34242142
>that chant
Who has awakened me from my slumber

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>>34241052
Well I'm not saying that it happens against my will.
I do enjoy doing it because I do enjoy making up bullshittery stories/personalities starting from little details in stuff.

>Knife and for -> Couple.
>Tea -> English -> Punk.

>>34239714

Plant > Green.
And bam, She's Laura, the environmentalist college girl who's studying lieterature.
Currently dating her chad friend. As they know eachother since they were little.
Her mom and dad are doctors, they met one another in the same hospital they were working with.
She doesn't hate them but finds their vision a little bit old fashoned.

The little keyholder hook > Keyes > Saint peter > christianity >mid ages
Ruggero, the paladin, Keeps the secret of his order. An old knight who has fought countless battles. Risked his life half a dozen of times in the field of battle. He used to have an horse but it was killed during a battle, still says that no horse was like His horse.
But apparently he made pope Urbano II And god proud.
Also they're not a Strictly real "conversation" It probably readded kinda weird from that, My bad..
More like, I make them tell their stories while I nod from time to time or make little questions.
I Imagine one or more character talking togheter about the topic that distinguish them.

It's kinda bad that I'm not that originalo, because I could probaby be less clichey with them.


>You gotta do something while you eat alone I don't have a tv and I'm scared of germs at my computer desk.


Also, I like Fallout.

When something really stresses me out, for some reason I say fucking twice to get more emphasis around my girlfriend. It's really weird.

"I can't fucking FUCKING such and such". It's embarrassing and I deal with stress more and more badly every day.

>>34231493
>I often need some alone time in my thoughts.
>get super pissed when someone starts talking during special passages of my thoughts
>leave the room usually and walk around like an npc under the guise of catching some fresh air
>when someone follows me to have a conversation I get furious inside

>>34242860
i recognize this cat.. be my gf (male) please.

>>34231493
>when I feel bad or just something doesn't go well for me which is like everyday I make autistic sounds and I scream and I spasm because it makes me feel way better
>it gets better and better over time

I am obsessed with GTA V. I role play as a truck driver. I play as Trevor and deliver trailers from the port of Los Santos to Angel Pine. I refer to the rural city as Angel Pine because it loosely resembles the mountain town from San Andreas. I set time limits and have excel sheets with delivery times and fake invoices. if I see a pedestrian clone at either the docks or Angel Pine, I play out conversations in my head between the characters and pretend we are friends. worst of all I'm doing this on a ps3.

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>repeat "kill me" in my head like 100xtimes
>it gets more and more intense
>suddenly scream "JUST OFF ME ALREADY"

>think about suicide again
>suddenly panic over the thought of jumping from a high building
>i cringe hardcore and scream AAAAHHHH

my friends said i should visit some therapist already

>mfw not falling for the psychology meme

>>34243164
that sounds comfy dude

often talk to myself, sometimes can't tell if I just said something out loud or was it just my thought

>>34231493
Scream "KANKER" at the top of my lungs when I'm one hundred percent sure that no one is around or when I'm alone in the house

Talk to myself in English even though I'm Dutch because I love the sound of my accent

Actions always need to happen symetrically, for example if I'm walking on the sidewalk and then step with my right foot on some grass I also have to do it with my left foot, if I touch my left leg with my right foot I need to touch my right leg with left foot etc.

>>34243271
i do this too. i take walks in nature 3 times a week and pretty much mumble kill yourself all the time. sometimes before i fall asleep i think about one time i almost slipped and fell of a cliff and the memory is so vivid it feels like i am there. its like when a host in westworld has a memory.

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>>34243007
S-sorry anon?
I don't think I'm the owner of the cat.
or the owner of the picture.
But I'll take it as a compliment.

>>34231493
>Come up with scenarios in my head, but mimic the movements of the people and say out loud whatever they're saying.

>be me
>bored in class
>in the winter time I'd get dandruff from my skin being dry
>see how much I could shake out onto the desk to waste time
> hope no one noticed

>>34232028 pretty sure that's actual autism

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>watching ecchi where the protagonist is male
>self insert as the main female love interest

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>>34243858
pls be my gf
lasagna

>>34231886
Wew clangka

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>i'm the obly one here that:
>go to the club
>fuck bitches

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>>34231568
oh shit, i do this also when im walking with everything

>have to turn off lights in bathroom because I think people are watching me through my own eyes/cameras
>have to check under the toilet seat to see if there are spiders everytime I poopoo/peepee
>Talk to myself in my head, have long conversations about absolutely nothing with myself
>constantly think someone is in my head watching everything I do, so I try and keep from doing weird shit
>paranoid, whenever somebody knocks on my door my heart immediately starts beating really fast, think Im gonna get robbed/killed
>never answer the phone, unless I know the number

>>34243164
I also do everything you do, drive trucks on GTA and when I see NPC's I pretend they're my friends, and talk to them for much too long to be considered sane. I don't have excel sheets though.

>>34244685
You are nothing special this board is infested with normies like you

>>34231513
I saw some autist doing this on the bus the other day while he listened to music

It was making everyone rather uncomfortable

>>34232830
Ayy lmao, it's like we're all ostracised autists, or something.

>>34236285
lol i do this too
sometimes i don't say anything at all and go away again

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>>34232051
>tfw I fantasize regularly on making a viral app that will make me filthy rich
>tfw I actually had a good idea a few months back
>tfw I already have a 45h+ work week

It's delusional but it's motivational, and I actually like programming.
Keeping the dream alive, because I ain't got nobody for me.

>>34231493
made me lol, nicenice makes the thread

>>34243776
i've done that in 8th grade!!
>slightly bend head over table
>scratch head
>collect all the dandruff and put it in a pile using a ruler
>people saw
>think i even showed it to the person next to me

I like to touch my molars together on either side of my mouth depending on where lawns start and driveways begin while driving. I can do it for both sides of the road at the same time.

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>>34231493
not me but kid, who may or may not most likely does or has done in the past browse 4chan was in my class

whenever he'd get anxious or triggered or some shit would like make fists with his hands, hold them against his forhead, gently tilt his head forwards and sort of autistically grunt/screech to himself while shuffling his hands around each other frantically

he stopped doing it after a while, kinda freaked me and other classmates out a bit

>saw an old lady slip on ice and fall under a bus
>it made a loud "THUMP"
>laugh

People were giving me a stinkeye later on

I generally react like that - especially if someone died in a retarded way

>mummy, who works at a pathology lab, told me of a boy who accidentally hanged himself on a backpack when jumping over a fence
>I almost choked on my cigarette

>heh, nothin personel
I really just find it funny how someone can just die so easily, not trynna be edgy here

>Invent stupid rhymes

For a few months I would call people "homie Rome", and one of my friends actually started saying it too, was funny.

>>34231568
I do this shit. I can also do extra high jumps sometimes and if it's a long obstacle I can grind on it.

get song stuck in my head then search through my music library only to realise i made it up

>Rehearse my drive through order in my head on my way to Macdonalds. >Try to give the order but sperg out and can't talk properly.
>Speed off without ordering because I can't get it out. Go hungry because I can't order.

>>34241722
ive done the same thing anon :((((((((((((

I come up with annoying sounds or phrases to say to my parents. My father is similar, so they're both cool with it. The difference is it became a bad habit for me that I have a hard time containing in public or when people visit. That, and my father can also hold long serious conversations too. So, he has something to make up for his autism.

>>34245417
Yeah I laughed when this guy got trampled to death at Walmart during black Friday so I don't blame you.

>>34237875
i loled
orgiansanlso

>>34239891
>>34236842
my niggas

comment originellio

>>34231493
Sometimes i have to put the tip of my middle finger on a certain surface and rub it back and forth and if i dont i get nervous and fidgety and my heart beats faster

>>34243360

I do all of these things, am Dutch too, but instead of kanker i just say fuck. Kind of ties in with talking to myself in English.

>>34236682
I do this all the fucking time. It's strange because it never happens on the telephone, just VoIP. I think wearing headphones/not being able to properly hear myself speak has something to do with it.

>>34245262
I was always secret about it, I don't think anyone paid enough attention to me in school anyway
>Did it all through middle school and high school
>maybe that's why people didn't pay attention to me

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>someone says something retarded
>call them retarded
>they call me a newfag for not getting the reference
>close tab before anyone else can BTFO me

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>>34231493
when redirected to another board i close all my tabs and cry

>>34244759
>talk to myself in my head
yeah me too but I role play the people I want to talk to and have conversations with them in my head, the conversations never happen in real life though

> managed to convince myself that my parents showing me the truman show was actually them trying to tell me something
> live life always looking over my shoulder

>>34232555
Wow, this autistic faggot really values his own opinion kek

>get autistically mad at myself working on programming assignments and slap myself face or punch myself
>do the zizek nose-rub thing and shiver like a weird mouse

Pretty normie-passing though. I only do that shit under stress when I'm alone. Still weirds me out

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>play video game
>always pretend im some twitch streamer with alot of viewers and do some commentating in my head

i want this habit to stop

>>34243164
>>34244759

I don't even care if these are autistic. 2comfy

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>have friend
>inb4 having friend reee
>know he posts on some board here
>find out which boards and threads
>go into those threads
>his posts are easily identifiable
>contradict him whenever possible
>have arguments
>other anons join in
>btfo him together
>he tells me about it another day
feels so good mang

I pace up and down on tip toes in my room while listening to music or thinking. Often think about stories and then I do the same moves my characters are doing.

Whenever I have to make a phone call, I pace back and forth until it's over.

>>34248652
i do the same anon, you're not alone

>>34238408
Shit I do all of this, stopped banging my head against the wall because my mother got very upset by it too.

I get really upset. Really upset. When technology doesn't work the way it's supposed to. If my phone or laptop freezes for whatever reason and it takes a second too long to come back up, I get really pissed off. I broke my phone once cause I threw it across the room. I'm pretty patient otherwise.

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Whenever an inanimate object hurts me or falls down, I get super pissed off and think that the object is even laughing at me. Unless it's delicate, I throw it, stomp it, or just smack it, and often follow up with a "fuck you". It's even worse if the chances for said object to fall were low, and they bounce or roll across the floor under something.

When I'm alone, I behave like a cartoon villain; talking to myself about how brilliant and evil I am, announcing all my mundane plans as if they were grandiose capers, talking shit about people I don't like or just find amusing on and offline, stuff like that. Theatrical gestures and a bombastic, exaggerated style of speaking are always exercised.

>>34231568
literally everybody does this you retarded faggot

>>34231593
Oh go back to Conquest of Bread, you closeted Trot.

>>34231493

Still loving her

>>34232637
Don't piss in my pocket, post it.

>>34231856
Me too senpai. It's scary :(

>>34231513
>>34233448

I hope everyone sees this. This is called maladaptive daydreaming and it is NOT healthy. I do it too but I've cut it down. It seems like pseudoscience but it's very real and you know it. Research it and try to help yourself
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>>34236353
>>34241722
>>34244822

>>34250853
archive.is wasn't working for me sorry for those who hate shills, just wiki if you don't want adsense
http://www.medicaldaily.com/maladaptive-daydreaming-what-it-247629

>>34231568
For some reason this is super common. I bet if some neuroscientist looks at it we'll end up with a new theory of intelligence.

Life is strange, man.

>>34250884
Huh. I started to get this when my depression got really bad, would just stare at the wall or lie in bed and imagine vivid worlds for hours. Just this second realized how odd this was

>>34250853
FUCK
how fix, ive been doing this for like, forever

>>34239111
Every played Old World Blues?

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>>34250853
>>34250884
>tfw done this for literally my entire life
just fuck my existence up family

>bite my lip and inner cheek constantly
>has gotten to the point where it is always bleeding inside my mouth
>used to chew gum to distract myself and not bite lip/inner cheek
>now still do it even when chewing gum
>my mouth always looks super contorted when biting inner cheek, looks autistic in public

Help it hurts but i do it without thinking all the fucking time

>>34236988
I'm a bit like this, too.

I went to therapy (for that and many other things) and I was told it's partly social phobia, partly "trauma" from bullying.

>>34251212
Yes, I've loved it.

I've been doing that stuff since way before the dlc was out.
(best dlc)

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>I used to go in my backyard alone and play with leaves
>I imagined they were spacecraft
>Each species of tree was a different faction
>The leaves fought either by collision or shooting; the main aim was to sever the central vien, doing so would result in the leaves immediate destruction
>If this occurred I would crush the leaf to dust, then release the remains simulating an explosion

I think I was about 11 at the time.

>>34231735
>>34231513
>>34231536

Maladaptive Daydreaming. The all of yous.

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>>34242142
>>34242191
>>34242217
>>34242269
>>34242374
>>34242385
>>34242406

>y'lajinn fahan we'w dej kaeue koss

nahyle quaurn

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>>34231493

climb stairs on all fours...i dont know why i do it..almost did it in public...mfw

Idk if it's autistic but I do it for a long time so idk whatever. basically I think of every single detail of my dream house/future house. like I'll go as far as to google up some ovens and microwaves and hand soap dispensers that would look nice.

>>34232474
>>34232414

Holy shit I'm not the only one, though mine had a mix result of pride and embarrassment.

>Burn out in the middle of class after several late nights on group projects.
>Hadn't fapped in close to two weeks.
>Fall asleep and have a kinky dream in the middle of class.
>wake up before I orgasm because the girl beside me was rocking me.
>everyone is looking at me.
>the girl who woke me up is flushed as all hell and keeps looking down.
>ragingerection.png
>the bulge is very visible despite my pants.
>get up, grab my shit and get out.
>every time I go into class after that, girls giggle at me and some even keep asking me 'how big are you really?'

>>34232414

>moan
>girly

nice

Whenever I see random qts, even if I don't know them in the slightest, I imagine our lives together.

I imagine us dating, getting married, having children, having a life.

I haven't done it in a while though.

This is r9k so I assume you guys do this too.

>>34252827
Pretty sure that's a common trope

>>34231493
You're not exactly alone, OP.

I escape from the tab in question and damage control my mind for 4 seconds before returning to normal.

>>34252128
I've done it in public I don't know why that's bad it's way faster.

>>34231886
Deuso ete latvianum croce kekus

>>34232498
Owen is that you?

>>34252827
I actually do not do this and i feel weird about not doing it

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>Take a regular piss, but halfway through it force it out with more force to pretend I'm Gohan making his Kamehameha bigger

>>34252318
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.meme

>>34236785
>a darker
What the fuck is this?
Google has nothing on it as a noun.

I'm extremely stingy and always try to preserve resources. Everything I do stems from that to a certain degree.
I never use everything in a game for instance, I always save it for the end, and when the end comes I can't use it so I stick to basic weapons if possible.

Also learned to cut my own hair because I don't like to pay people and I don't feel good at the barber anyhow.

>I repeat random quotes from movies or the way some people talk.

>I look myself on the mirror almost all the time

>collect jerkoff pics instead of browsing porn

>>34232379
Kekd whoreheartedly

>>34232379
Was this meme based on a particular speech of his? I want to hear him saying it

>>34231493
Whenever I'm in a very quiet room with other people, I'm paranoid that they can hear my thoughts. It's really fucking weird.

when i become concious that i blink i get really paranoid that either my eyelids are getting stuck or that my blinking is out of sync; i try to fix the former by stretching my eyes with my hands and the latter by squeezing each eye back-and-forth until they "even out"
i do this on the subway constantly

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>>34231493
i jerk off to hardcore gore and shit but stop myself short of cumming to prove to myself that im not a creep and i can control myself
then i go cum to pic related

While doing math I automatically get the sense that the numbers have "roles". Like oh 54 is the protagonist and 3b is the antagonist. Its hard to explain.

>>34234250
The other side of that is a lot more autistic

>have TINY dick
>get sexually aroused by the sight of my own pathetic dick
>imagine a hot girl ridiculing and mocking it
>enjoy masturbating just because I admire and am aroused by the sight of my own cute erection

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>>34231886
Musoge ushennika so chalben ulzema goshebi dagut

>>34236988
>Oh I also rename my reaction images to avoid Anons recognizing me.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/dkcVOLz36VFNIEsgtTh7dg/

The archive knows.

>>34231886
Crocklak ell nosh ema, esto lep khuor'dor

>>34231493
>forget the name of someone (friend, family member, musician, actor, etc), and when i try to remember it, only think of pornstar names.
>e.g.
>me: Who did Trump run against, again, mom?
>mom: umm, I forgot her name, anon
>me: I did too... was it... Riley Reid?
>mom: *blank stare*
>me: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Happens all the time

>>34257013

This is called ordinal-linguistic personification, and it's a type of synesthesia senpai

i imagine scenarios in which i present my nihilistic and otherwise edgy opinions to my peers

i swap tabs to my oneitis' instagram as soon as i cum after watching porn

>>34231493
not very many people like me and i dont know if girls do

>>34231493
Whenever I think something is funny I'll repeat the punchline over and over again to myself, but loudly enough for others to hear.

>>34257835
Thats cool as shit, though it's not like in the wiki article. Numbers don't have human personalities like that, it's more abstract protagonism/antagonism, and specific numbers arent correlated with anything, I only get this sensation for certain terms in math problems (the terms varies between problems) and I only get it sometimes and only when actually doing math. I might remember wrong too, its been a while since I remember feeling it.

Though I wish I had a cooler form of synesthesia

>>34258135
I get this senpai, I always feel like the denominator or subtractor are the antagonists, and quietly root to myself hoping that they numbers they act upon "win". Not sure why I do it, or what makes me feel this way.

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>>34231843
>Nobody has noticed that I've been pretending to be Jotaro for years
>Starting to overhear people unironically thinking I'm cool

why is this working send help

Randomly swear out loud to myself whenever bad memories resurface, and I have to go through the annoying process of repressing them again.

>>34258090
I do this too.

I think its almost as if we're practicing being the funny guy giving the punchline. Which I think is annoying, and I need to stop.

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>Have full blown conversations with myself
>Sometimes scream random shit like BIG FAT NIGGER PENIS out loud when nobody is around
>Do it when I'm alone in the car as well
>Just talk to myself when I'm going to work, or if I'm alone in the house.

I've heard it's pretty common to talk to yourself, but I still find it autistic that I have full blown conversations with myself. Like I'll just fucking talk as if there is someone else in the room, just a full blown conversation.

>>34231493
I maladapt daydream almost every day, I start drifting off and I imagine I'm a very very very rich musician and that I'm being interviewed of my childhood and my music and thought's, I used to do this in school and I used to move my hands and my mouth slightly like a crazy person, I used to do this while I was walking around school, making laps around the whole school like a og autist.

>>34236988
dont walk in the same direction for too long so snipers cant get a lead on me.