>tfw mom unearthed the fap apple Why live

>fap apple
Explain yourself

>>34227135
>Why live

For the dank memes :)

>>34227163
gtfo fucking norman with your "le epic dank maymays xDdd"
I fucking hate how "dank memes" are like the next popular thing with all the 15 year old faggots

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>stepdad finds the fap lamp

>>34227756
Now now anon, if you keep this up ill take away your tendie privileges

>>34227954
kill your self please right away

>>34227135
>paps discovered the sebum shovel
Great, now I'm gonna have to steam the carpets again to get stink out.

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>>34227965
>tfw not even liked amongst fellow robots

Feels bad man

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Cashier found the cum envelope

Why didn't you call it a fapple

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>>34227135
>uncle finds the squirt squirrel

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>>34227135
>mfw mom finds the spunk trunk
To continue this...

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>>34227756
>older than 15
>still using memes

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>Timothy found the chowder chimney

Originalio oregano from Oregon

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>tfw uncle finds the jerk straw

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>>34227756
>letting little faggots ruin memes
Nigger we put memes on the fucking map, I will be damned if I let some little fucks ruin something so great.

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>>34228963
>maid finds the lube tube

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>Pops found the Cock Rocket

this shiddd original outchea yaknowwwhtimsayincus

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Auntie found the pooper soaker

>Sis found the poop plum

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>lil sis found splooge sponge

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>>34227135
>Cousin found the turtle curdler

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>neighbor found the jizz mushrooms

>Foreman found the fap furnace

>not the fapple

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>>34227135
>tfw uncle finds the cum encrusted amiibo

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>dog ate the used condom I dropped

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>>34227135
>dad found the anal arboretum

>>34227135
>boyfriend found the custard vat

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>>34229371

>friend had me watch his and his gf's dog (a yorkie) for a couple days while they were out of town
>sitting around playing vidya in my living room
>hear the dog start gagging and coughing from my room
>run in there
>he found a big pile of cum tissues that were under my bed but I had forgotten about
>he ate a bunch of them, then started puking them back up
>seemed like he was fine after he finished puking
>throw them all away where he can't get to them
>never said anything because I didn't want to fuck up my only friendship
Really glad he didn't choke to death on that shit, it would not have been fun to explain

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>>34229099
>dog found the masturbation station

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>cousin found the cumbucket congo

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>father finds the poopy tube

>>34229110
The purpose of these is to make original ones without needing to bypass the robot, anon

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>The Agency found the Flight Plan