New thread, will Eggman get lucky tonight?

>>34226903

he will, kek wills it

>>34226903
You guys need to lay off. Let the egg go at his pace.

>>34226903
>at eggys
>ewhoring on his stream isnt enough
>have to ewhore on r9k

>>34226903
thats a dude thou

I think it's cute in a hypocritical kind of way

>>34226903

how can we convince egg to fuck pizza on cam

>>34226903
Don't toy with him, pizza.

This is real life shit not your stupid fucking nude posting threads on the internet.

>>34226903
Eggy only has love for one woman tonight and that's Cassandra.

Pizza, please post in this thread.

>>34226976
Eggy is not a degenerate.

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eggy is stonewalling pizza so hard. the whole chat wants him to do it (pizza too) but he won't do it

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>>34226903
Who's this tumblr THOT using eggie as a headrest?

>>34227008
He's desperate though and lost.

This is prisongay shit.

>>34227014
He should probably move down the couch and button up that button then.
He's asking for it.

>>34227018

some girl (male) that egg is dating or something

post eggys face when he bangs pizza in the ass and gets poo on his dick

>>34227053
>some girl (male)
What the fuck I HATE eggman now

I fucked a trap. I cut contact after I fucked a real woman. I was disgusted with myself. I, a guy who jerked to porn whilst his dog ate out his ass was disgusted...

But this, eggman.. He's already had a real womans touch. If he goes through and fucks pizza he'll surely go into some despair and probably an hero.

>>34227014
This is the cutest shit ever.

oreganolissimo

HE ALMOST KISSED HER

>>34226903

>dat nose to forehead contact

its happening lads

>>34227014
Why would he. Eggy is a man with morals I guess.

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pizza wants him so bad

he's a cuteboi who needs a strong man to protect him, an egg man

>>34226903
>Pizza hiding his face in shame from the reality roast from these threads.
>Barely talking.
>Nervously clearing throat and croaky voice.

I thought you were proud of what you are?

>>34227080
>pizza leans into egg
>egg leans back, glancing down
>any OTHER GAMES you'd be interested in playing

Hes literally going for it.

>>34227087
I fucking missed it...

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Fuck didn't see this new thread till I posted in the last one-
For those of you that think that the /pizzaisatrap/ is just a meme. Thank me later ;)

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>>34227061
eggy's face when he tries inserting his dick into a vagina only to find another dick in the way

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ITS HAPPENING
HE MOVED CLOSER AND CLOSER

someone donate to eggy like $5 to succ pizza's dick on webcam

that ugly poorfag will do anything for money trust me

>>34227131
>another r9k attentionwhore that posts their naked or partly naked body on the internet.

Why does he keep doing it to himself?

>>34227146
LITERALLY LOLD

thanks anon

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>>34227117

eggman put his nose/cheek on pizzas forehead it was super cute >>34227153

link where senpai

>>34227153
THIS IS LITERALLY KILLING ME

True kino if I ever saw one.

>>34227153
IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS

>>34227191
>this isnt a vagina?!

>people actually think they won't FUCK HARD after 8 hours of sweaty streaming
he's gonna yolk in that boipookie

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>>34227080
this post has original content

>that bitch mackenzie trying to steal eggy from /our gal/ pizza

Fucking disgusing attionwhore.

>>34226903
RRRRREEEEEEEEEE

All ecelebs are getting pozzed by trannys lately.

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>>34227156
>tfw all the anti-drug PSAs were true

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love, so pure and beautiful

between two men

PIZZA PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HIS WHILE YOU'RE LEANING ON HIM

PIZZA KEEPS TOUCHING EGGY! ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

>>34226903

Goblin Boss you know what would be really romantic? if you both measured eachothers skulls

fuck me that was hilarious

>>34227301
Don't do it, eggy.

Pizza, don't do this shit to a lonely guy. This isn't what eggy wants, it's just what's available.

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I can't believe Egg Man has fallen in love with a Tranny. I thought for sure that the events of Season 2 would never be topped, especially that finale, but here we are.

This is pretty fucking funny
You bet your ass this wasn't origami

>>34227371

they need to hurry up and measure each others skull

>>34227371
This shit happened in the last season of Jason Genova. Its like they all use the same writers.

>>34227315
You just fucking know eggy wants it too. This is the best streamas night ever.

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>EGGY FUCKS A TRANSPERSON ON SEASON 3

This is going to be a good year and Eggy Season

I wonder how he'll crack this time? Maybe after someone emails this to his father?

When he starts speaking softly to her with his head resting on hers or starts kissing the side of her head is when we get excited.

Has that happened yet?

Mackenzie BTFO

where is the stream

is it really pizza he is hanging with?

>tfw too autistic to tell if they're uncomfortable or sincere

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>>34227421
No kissing yet, just >>34227301

>>34227446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8_XrdFCR8
og

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REMINDER THAT THE GIRL EGGY IS INTO IS A TRANS. PEOPLE ON /R9K/ ARE BUTT HURT OVER HIS SUCCESS. NO ONE HAS TIMESTAMPS OF PIZZA POSTING HER FACE AND DICK WITH A TIME STAMP. ANY PROOF PEOPLE HAVE IS LOOSE AS SHIT

>130 people watching the budding pure love between eggy and pizza right now

Beautiful.

>>34227509
I honestly can't get past the memes to understand if she is trans or not. Well she is cute either way.

>read chat message out loud
>laugh
>read another message
>people actually like this lame ass homo

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>>34227523
it's not a secret, that guy is b8ing, he was in the last thread too

>>34227523
He is a man. If you can't tell then you're prison gay. Listen to that muted voice and those shoulders and the constant ass/dick posting.

its kinda sad to see someone who was kinda normal falling for the r9k-memes so hard that he turns actually gay and mentally ill.

i have to leave this board asap

>>34227544
>>34227549
stop getting baited faggots

there goes the stream


F

>>34227559
he was real as fuck and now he's stuck in his dinky ass apartment trying to make the moves on an actual man who posts his naked body to hordes of thirsty retards almost weekly.

He was doing so fucking well.

>>34227509
I was having fun reading their chat until someone mentioned something like that
>tfw eggy is getting more affection from some tranny than ill ever receive from a girl

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>>34227559
That's what happens dude! You fall from grace once people keep posting Tranny/Sissy threads. They are Jewish propaganda my man, but no one listens to me.

can literally any anon be the new eggman? Just make youtube videos or something. anyone. this guy has become a disgusting e-begging jackass tranny fucker. surely anyone else on here would be better. please. end this bullshit.

>>34227612
You have to have confidence I guess?

>>34227612
His appeal for me was that I thought he was a no gf autismo but it was just a ruse.

Hes mentioned several times that he really really really likes the attention. That his therapist told him not to stream anymore but he really missed people talking about him and being a (((celebrity))).

YOU JUST KNOW
JUST
KNOW

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO LOOK AND SOUND LIKE PIZZA

Who here /comfy/ right now?

>>34227690

reperesent


have you measured skulls yet

>>34227690
kiss your new husband.

SEASON 3 WILL HAVE A ROMANTIC ARC BETWEEN PIZZA AND EGGY CONFIRMED

>>34227690
Oh you. So you gonna suck it?

>>34227675
Go back in time to when you were 11, start HRT, and smoke everyday.

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>>34227690
The stream is comfy as fuck right now

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>>34227690
KISS HIM
BE TENDER WITH HIM

>>34227675
>Eggy ranting about haters.
>No one is hating eggy, just hating pizza for roping a vulnerable young man into a shithole of a life full of memes like trannies and shit.

>>34227675
Get your shoulders surgically widened and whisper growl everything you say.

>>34227690
If you hurt Eggy I swear to god I'll kill you you tranny whore.

>>34227690
make sure he suck feet

>>34227690
I'm pretty comfy, it's your bud

>>34227690

kiss him on camera

>>34227700
>have you measured skulls yet

What is this meme

>>34227690
do you have a penis? No bully. I cannot tell so that's good if you are female or a trap.

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>>34227690
Be real- does Mills know that you have a penis?

>>34227690
Hey Pizza, do you ever get jealous of how Eggy looks at Cassandra?

>>34227711
Will Mackenzie have an affair with eggy, or pizza???

>>34227690
Kiss him already Pizza. It's all building up to this.

>>34227690
Play video games with eggy. Don't sit on the couch looking at your phone. GET HIS DICK! DAMMIT! YOUR LIVING the /lgbt/ DREAM! DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THIS!

Am I the only one noticing how great that girl's (male) legs look in those jeans?

God damn

>>34227690
>>34227728
This. Eggy is serious business you stupid whore.

>>34227741
some awkward fuck is out of jokes so he just threw up some garbage out of his mouth

>>34227711
Dubs wiII it

>>34227690
eggy keeps trying to lean his head on yours, scooch up a bit and open up the lean window

I think I was in a rabb.it watching The Dark Knight with pizza once.

Hi pizza.

>>34227690
I will give you $100 to smack the egg in the head right now

>>34227741

some guy on the stream told them to measure skulls

>>34227741
I didnt think he was memeing, skull measurements can determine if a person is male/female.

Hey pizza read this on stream you slut

>>34227777
>>34227690
quads have fucking spoken

>>34227612
I can do something. What would you like to see??

where is this stream at and how do I cheer on this dude being happy

Pizza, please actually tell me how to be like you, I'm serious

I'm so jealous of you that I'm crying

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>>34227690

ill donate 4 dollars if you say niggers tongue my anus on stream

>>34227831
just make a video and talk about your life. as long as you're an actual robot and not a famewhore e-begger, you will be a million times better than this bullshit.

>>34227741
>>34227780
>>34227810
It's a meme on /lgbt/ and also a fact about males having larger skulls than females from an early age so all trannies regardless of how early they start hrt and what they do can't hide their large male skulls.

If you pay attention to it and compare head sizes you can easily spot them.

PIZZA YOU FUCKING KEK

>>34227721
>Get your shoulders surgically widened and whisper growl everything you say.
savage

>>34227831
Black/red pill videos about the whores and normalfags you meet or work with. That's all I want.

pizza don't break his heart. he's more fragile then he looks

>>34227690
Man i'm jealous, I didn't think I would be but I am. Is Eggy gay or bi? Or is he straight? I'm straight but i'm jealous of eggy, what does this make me?

>>34227873
hands too

>>34227840

How can you unironically be jealous? Acording to thread/chat I'm an ugly wide shouldered man faced man voiced jay leno chin tranny. Ree

>>34227690
Pizza so turned on she can't take the heat anymore!

PIZZA YOU HAVEN'T MOVED AT ALL SINCE 30 MINUTES NOW. LEAN PROPERLY ON HIS SHOULDER

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tfw no Pizza best friend, that leans against me while I play vidya

Take me home Jesus...I'm ready to go home...

>>34227885
lonely id imagine

>>34227902
Pizza he's got a lot of confidence but it's fueled by cuties like you making moves on him
Also you're cute have confidence like eggy

Link?
I need to see this tasty trap

ive been asleep, why is his shirt open. did they hust gradully sink into eachother

>>34227902
kys attentionwhore faggot

original

>>34227902
give eggman succ on stream

>>34227902
are you still here? go put the moves on eggy, he won't reject it

>>34227921
this
put your head on his lap

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>>34227902
The voice is pretty convincing though.

>>34227902
>How can you unironically be jealous?
I don't have the courage to go out dressed as a girl and you do

You have a beautiful feminine voice and I sound like dr girlfriend

Even with your shoulders you still look really cute, your clothes are nice, your hair is nice, your glasses are nice, your skin is nice, your everything is nice

I wish I could be on stream playing video games with /r9k/ trips too

How could I not be jealous of you?

>>34227902
Literally just unzip his pants and suck his dick on stream

>>34227902
Goddamn how the fuck did Eggy fall for another r9k attention whore? Shit makes me sick to my stomach. Kill yourself you fucking tranny.

>>34227932
they already fucked

>>34227902
b my gf (male)

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HE CALLED PIZZA A CUTE

pizza give eggy a handjob off camera as the finale of the stream

In all honesty they make a nice couple, I've never heard of Pizza before today, but I'm glad eggman is doing well and I hope they're both happy

>>34227612
>>34227860
This, I've always disliked Eggnormie and all the stupid shit he'd talk about.

Just goes to show you that most people here are also norms.

>>34227979
If pizza does anything with him afterwards, she'll become as famous as him

What a hypocrite. Talking about traditional values and how he wants a wife and kids. I guess he will say anything to get an audience.

PIZZA

How much $$$ would it take for you to pop that Boipucci on Cam with EGGY?

EGGY NEEDS TO STAY IN HOIS BASEMENT AND STREAM FOR US !!!!

NO MORE ROASTIESS

It has such an ugly tranny laugh jesus christ

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Remember how happy Egg Man is now because he's going full black pill on the tomorrow stream after finding out Pizza is a boy no homo :)

>>34227984
They're super cute together. I just hope pizza doesn't break his heart.

>>34228000
He just brought her on stream to raise views and give a change of pace.

>>34227420
Do it do it do it.
Pastarasta

they're about to dance~

HAPPENING
FUGGING INCOMING

dude.. thats a dude, right?

>>34228072
it's a girl (male)

>>34228072
lol

He didn't call her a woman/lady.

If nothing else, this should be a good example of how quickly your life can turn around
Eggman may be a normie, but his life was pretty fucked up 6-8 months ago, look how good he's doing now, he's like a totally different person
He kind of inspires me actually...

>>34228083
ok so its a mentally-ill guy who dresses up as a girl. got it.

>that close up of pizza's pants
I recognize that bulge

I CANT HANDLE THIS AUTISM

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>>34226903
jesus this shits hard to watch

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Pizza did you get my SC? I love you desu <3

So awkward

Eggy sounds nervous

>>34228130
hahahah what a faggot

this is like watching the office

THE FUCKING CRINGE BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY

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TRUE LOVE
AND PURE

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>>34226903
it has its dick turn under its waistband

I wonder if eggy can feel "her" boner right now

jesus this is so cringy

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What did Pizza's dick mean by this?

>>34228209
>>34228182
it wasnt my imagination after all

>>34228209
So cringe its alpha!

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That smile dough

>>34228209
knew someone saw it too. lol. im so dead.

I'm actually crying right now
I'm so happy for you eggman

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This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

/r9k/ is the terrible.

just clicked the stream and what the fuck is this?

What the fuck is going on, am I the only one super jealous right now? I would suck the cum out of that fag (not eggy) and im not even gay

>>34228276
you missed it. it was adorable. they sword fought through their clothes on stream.

>>34228209
its was a belt

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What the fuck am I watching. Hope you die eggy btw.

>>34228286
is sword fighting a gay reference?

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I fucking wish I was pizza

they're probably tearing eachother's clothes off right now

Hey guys he's "wrapping it up"

that was so cringeworthy.

she looked like she didn't wanna touch him

Basically the future of R9k, no point trying to stop the trap threads now

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Eggy meets another /r9k/ tranny episode when?

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>>34228357
Well shit I suppose you're right.

>>34228356
She was just bein shy, she wanted eggy's yolk all stream.

>>34228383
I want to be the next tranny egg meets

You think Eggy is sucking on Pizza's feminine penis right now?

Think about it, the egg is literally BONED RIGHT NOW

>>34228397
He's most likely getting the succ

>>34228296
A belt doesn't stick out like that, idiot. That was Pizza's erect dick.

Also Pizza I know you're lurking in this thread, tell us if you're gonna fuck Eggy or do anything lewd? Are you spending the night?

>>34228397
They're probably making out right now, gotta take it slow, eggy's a real gentleman. Gonna get that boipussy moist before going all in.

The egg is getting fertilized tonight bitches.

Are you fucking kidding? This what the trap who derails threads with a post or two looks like? THIS is the trap with droves of orbiters? I figured the faggot was hot, god damn /r9k/ get some taste.

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>>34228460
I can't handle it.

>>34228209
>TFW the only lewd picture we got of Pizza on the stream was her with a boner showing.

Still hot as fuck though knowing she took her dick out and was hard.

what did they do for the last few hours?

>>34228460
Audible kek

Originality is key

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>eggy speeding those cheeks for him

>>34228523
They just chilled out getting progressively close to each other and almost kissing once or twice, pretty cute desu.

>>34228555
>TFW Pizza had an erection during that whole dance and even before it.
>TFW Pizza tried to hide it and failed.

>>34228572
>>34228523
Yeah but chat was horrible to pizza. Pizza said he wont be on another stream.

>>34228597
I know right, that was also cute af.

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>eggy was pointing his ass to pizza a lot.

You guys think he's going to bottom?

>Eggy can get a qt

This fills my heart with hope.

>>34228606
>he

wow it's almost like /r9k/ is full of idiots

>TFW you'll never watch Pizza masturbate after going through all that sexual tension.

At least they're probably fucking now, even if they didn't fuck I figured Pizza would masturbate because SHE WAS SO HORNY. I'm sure Eggy was the same.

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>MFW never be a trap visiting the rare egg with an erect dick
why even live

>>34228639
>this damage control

The guy is a literal biological male. Fuck off with your PC bullshit

>>34228639
Wow it's almost like tumbler was right!

>>34228639
Unless Pizza trip has been compromised Pizza has claimed to be mtf.

Pizza was pretty cute tho imhofam

>>34228606
Reeeee fucking normalfag youtubers trying to sabotage this beautiful love. Even Mackenzie got BTFO by Pizza, fucking roastie bitch.

>>34228672
go back to fucking /pol/ god i wish someone would burn that board to the ground and kill all the users

>>34228718
who is mackenzie

>>34228672
It's almost like social identity isn't based purely on biological characteristics. Anyways this is precisely the reasons for why she doesn't wanna stream, because people just can't help but be purposefully mean because hurr durr not PC

>>34228682
r9k is almost always wrong

>>34228694
yes, which means that she uses female pronouns as part of her regular identity, anyone with basic knowledge of trans stuff would know this

why am I so fucking jealous of pizza

>>34228721
>go back to fucking /lgtb/ god i wish someone would burn that board to the ground and kill all the users

>>34228748
Some roastie attetionwhore trying to piggyback on eggy's fame.

>>34228750
>anyone with basic knowledge of trans stuff would know this
Sorry but I am not a degenerate.

>>34228750
you said it yourself, biologically male socially a female. pretty simple stuff you're still fucking a biological male

>>34228750
>It's almost like social identity isn't based purely on biological characteristics.

Actually, it kind of is. Over 90% of individuals have an identity that corresponds to their biological sex. This is why it's considered "normal" -- because virtually everyone adheres to this trend except for the few mentally ill that think otherwise.

It's ok to recognize being a tranny is a mental illness and still lead a happy life, people with autism lead happy lives.

>>34228639

You got off at the wrong stop, the train to Reddit is the other way.

>>34228721

Why don't you go back to tmblr.

>>34228797
Traps are a honored 4chan tradition, if anyone should fuck off to reddit is you.

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>On the first day of Streamas, my chat room gave to me: a neg hole pozzed with HIV

>>34226903
Pizza fucking Pamperchu-looking ass..MAN

>>34228789
you're on r9k buddy you're not getting away from that label

>>34228792
yes, which implies female pronouns, now fuck off

>>34228793
yes most people, but not trans people. It's actually quite simple. Just say she and her, Pizza clearly looks the part it shouldn't be hard unless you're just trying to be mean on purpose

>>34228797
>not just browsing both websites instead of being a stupid elitist

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bulge is not dicc

>>34228865
>unless you're trying to be mean on purpose

No, it's called recognizing reality. That isn't a woman, that's a man with a penis. Biological women don't have penises. This is basic biology.

>>34228905
Correct, biological women do not have penises. Trans women do have penises though, because they're trans women.

Now fuck off.

>>34228901
Thank you. Got a little weird there desu

>>34228901
>implying the bulge didn't just enhance that belt buckle

Dam. I have a girl and even I'm a bit jealous. Might be a trap but she is a fine trap.

>>34228865

You argue like a woman, all emotions all subjective.

>>34228905

Its like I'm in the fucking twilight zone bro. Like people are really going along with this craziness.

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>>34228840
We memed it into reality....

>>34228865
This bait is so weak I HAVE to reply to it

Eggy can do much better than a mentally ill faggot.

>>34228924
"Trans woman" is a name given to mentally ill men. This is basic medicine.

Did egg capitalize on ioi?

I just got up

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>>34228932
here's another angle. still doesn't mean she's not a man though

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>>34226903
I think it's about time I left this board. This shit is too fucking gay for me. Filtering just isn't cutting it anymore.

Trannies are truly fucking worse than furries in every way. I'd hang out with an MLP cosplayer over a wide shouldered dude that thinks he's a passable chick but in reality just comes off as a fucking weirdo fetishist. This is why we fucking need natural selection. This board and everyone on it, including myself, are a testament to why nature does its best to keep us from existing.

Fuck you faggos

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I LOVE YOU PIZZA, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, UNLESS YOU ARE GETTING EGGED. I WOULD MAKE TENDER LOVE TO YOU!!!

>>34228957
What's this meme? He literally can't do better; the egg is rotten and shit.

>>34228905
There is "recognizing reality" in using female pronouns for a transwoman, it's just a convenience from a sociological perspective because this is how they present their social identity, which is what pronouns are based on. It's not on genitalia

>>34228944
Pronouns are cultural tools they are inherently subjective. Also pretty funny that you would say I'm "like a woman" even though you'd refer to me as a man otherwise

>>34228956
Not baiting at all even if you do fall for it

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>>34228924
Dude are you fucking retarded?
You sound like a fucking retard

>>34229049
damn, you sure showed him

link to stream


oregeorgroeaono

>>34229022
Shit I'd take a tranny at least trying to be cute over some furfags

>>34229022
Okay, we won't miss you!

OK can /pol/ fuck off now, go back go back the stream is over

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>>34229045
>Pronouns are cultural tools they are inherently subjective.

So why make a big deal out of it?

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>>34226903
SOME ONE PLEASE LINK ME THE STREAM PLEASEEEEEE

There is nothing wrong with having sex with a transgendered woman.

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a literal autist
a literal tranny

what a time to be a live :)

>>34229064
You can't argue properly whit mentally ill people, so why'd I waste my time

>>34229089
Because Pizza won't wanna stream again with idiots going on about >hurrr HIM HIS

whatever though I don't mind saying it's a man because it actually works to break down gender expectations. Long flowing hair, soft skin, high pitched voice, enlarged breasts, all 100% MAN since nothing can make you not a man. I quite like it

>>34229094

The stream is over, Eggy is sucking Pizza's cock right now.

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I heard of getting egg on your face, but this is EXTREMELY GAY

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tfw no r9k friends in irl

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>>34228924
This damage control homo-gymnastics is gold. Please respond with more.

>>34229002
Shit man im on the screencap

>>34229136
don't forget the ERECT PENIS

>>34229136
>Because Pizza won't wanna stream again with idiots going on about >hurrr HIM HIS

He should stop being so sensitive, you can't expect the whole world to call apples oranges just because you got a problem.

Does Pizza actually think he passes? His shoulders are wider than Eggman's.

>>34229072
>>34229083
Eat shit you retarded faggots, you can pretend to be "cute" all you want but you're not fucking fooling anyone. You're just delusional mongoloids. Get mental help.

>>34229136
Pizza might come back on later.

Eggy is going to apologize for his viewers, tell them they're beautiful, then kiss pizza softly while "she" sobs and kisses him back. Then he'll give her the old egging. He even said in the stream he didnt masturbate in the last 24 hours.

>>34229196
You can easily expect that because if you present yourself as female that's exactly how everyone will refer to you. It's only idiots on the internet that will go out of their way to use male pronouns on a person that is otherwise percieved as female, because they feel that they have to make a point about the insurmountably of sex for whatever reason. It doesn't even matter to the context of the stream but people are still making a big deal out of it because its le controversial or whatever
>YOU'RE A MAN JUST LIKE ME NO MATTER HOW FAGGY AND FEMININE YOU LOOK YOU'RE STILL IN THE CATEGORY OF MAN, NO MATTER HOW UNMANLY YOUR ACTIONS ARE YOU WILL STILL BE A MAN
it's so god damn silly

>>34229045

No "she" specifies said person as human of the female gender. Gender can not be changed, this a scientific FACT. You can come up with a new pronoun if you want but pizza will never be a she.

>>34229152
Start filming yourself on autistic rants for us and you might h as well get a /r9k/ following too.

>>34229196
this, most of these people defending him wouldn't even be bothered if he wasnt a tranny and they didnt want to fuck him.

>have qt trap willing to sit and play vidya with you
>don't make a move the entire night
>have to be FORCED to dance

I'm rooting for you eggy but god damn dude grow a spine and pound that boipussy.

>white people

this fucking degenerate race needs to be wiped out of existence

fucking cumskins

>>34229213
I'm no herald of the lgbq community, in fact I think the whole thing is a huge waste of time. But who would you rather take, someone pretending they changed their gender or someone pretending to be a fucking animal? One might be a tier up on the mentally ill chain to me.

>>34229311
he pounding it right now tho

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>>34229278

The difference is we all know this a dude. Its not like pizza just stealthy infiltrated r9k as a fembot, hes been posting his dick since forever.

>>34229278
#triggered
>otherwise perceived as female
Maybe with people that have a lobotomy, it's clearly a man with long hair and a dress.

Only thing robots hate more than degenerates is attention whores, pizza is both. I think he deserves it TEE BEE AETCH

>>34229344

Pamperchu needs a haircut, his hair is getting a bit long.

>>34229344
Holy shit those beefy forearms and wide frame. I've imagined away the hair and glasses and it's just some creepy block faced guy.

I feel like I just watched a beheading video with how disturbing this shit was.

>>34229363
>>34229344
Yeah whatever, like I said I think it effectively deconstructs expectations of maleness which is a step away from gendered socialization. You're actually providing space for someone very feminine-appearing to just come forward and say they're a man and to be accepted and taken at face value for such an assertion. It's a rather nice feminist move on your behalf

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First Trump and now this. 2016 was a helluva a year but 2017 is shaping up to be even crazier.

Happy new year faygos.

>>34229344
>eggman after sucking pizza's dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0

I would totally make sweet passionate love to (him/her) anyday but with that being said i'm a mentally ill degenerate and I cannot condone this sort of behavior whatsoever.

We are just lustful lonely beasts what do you want from us

>>34229432
since when did pamperchu become a druggy degen? last few videos he's frying on acid, smoking weed, one video a commentor paused at a certain time and seen cocaine on a game case...

>>34229444
>You're actually providing space for someone very feminine-appearing to just come forward and say they're a man and to be accepted
Whatever mental gymnastics you gotta put yourself through to sleep at night man. I have degenerate trannies as cousins and I don't talk to them, don't accept their facebook invites or any of that shit. It's fucking creepy.

And if one tried to befriends or bf me, I'd tell them to fuck off (politely, i'm not a savage). But yeah I'm helping them be more accepted? Lol.

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>>34229444
>It's a rather nice feminist move on your behalf

You know how much I love doing my part for the movement :)

>>34229301
I don't want a following I just want a couple friends.

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>>34229552
I'll be your friend anon! How can I contact you?

>>34229489

Same. But I fear up close it just seems like you're sitting with a man. I don't think the transition into touching skin to skin will be as smooth as with a female.

>>34229444
>nice feminist move
stop using feminism like that, this isn't even about womens rights that shit has been lawfully equal for quite some time outside of shit stain countries.

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>eyebrow raise and look at camera
Eggman unabashedly pounding man butt in 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE#t=101

>>34229581
I imagine that the face of all the tranny-loving/defending degenerates in this thread.

>>34229444
mental gymnastics of an underage social science student

I really wish we could filter posters

>>34229526
>since when did pamperchu become a druggy degen?
He has always been one.
I went to his reddit profile and looked over his past posts. One of them was on his drug history. Basically he started out with weed early in highschool and by the end of high school he had done every type of drug there was.

>>34229590
At his deepest he is an entertainer. I bet he would pound that just so it could be a joke or reference in the eggosphere.

>>34229590
They're so cute together ;_;

I hope she treats him as good as he deserves.

>>34229527
Maybe not individually but I imagine that if a trans feminine person stood up and said "I'm a man!" you would easily be in agreement with that claim, where as other more sexist men might be more hesitant to provide such a wide basis for what constitutes a man. It's like, yeah I can totally look like a female and be a huge sissy, but I'm still a man!

>>34229540
Thanks for deconstructing expectations of maleness

>>34229589
feminism isn't really abut women's rights it's about dismantling the patriarchy more generally, which affects both men and women

>>34229610
If I was underaged I wouldn't be posting!

>>34229581

My telegram is @wxt0r :)

>>34229590
You can see at 5:08 how he tries to go for the kiss and the trans mentally ill faggot avoids it.

>>34229632
ahh. i'm going to read that i actually like pamperchu hes very cool imho.

>>34229653
I think Pizza was avoiding camera because she was embarrassed after being called manish.

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>>34229640
>If I was underaged I wouldn't be posting!

>>34229640
Then call it patriarchism, stop trying to make women the victim

>>34229640
Your argument just went full incoherently tumblr, not sure how to reason with it. Also you need to check your fuckin privilege when you talk to some one online, I'm a trans genderqueer otherkin and I dont appreciate you calling trans feminine people men, they are fucking women you ignorant cunt.

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>>34229643
Am I being rused? I would be very hurt if this is a ruse anon.

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I wonder if """"she"""" felt fantastic

>>34229734

Why don't you shoot me a message and see, pal!

>>34229653
She was just being shy. You just fucking know they started to make out as soon as the stream stopped.

>>34229741
>the sweater
fucking kek,

>>34229677
>hes very cool imho.
He is not, just a druggy degenerate.

>>34229590
>how they started holding hand midway

CUTE

>>34229697
>notoriously hated on r9k
>goes on eggman stream
>expects anything less
????

>>34229803
im going to have to write a script to search a users comment history for keywords. i can't find his post and yes he is but i like his youtube videos where he messes with technology.

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>ywn take pizza to pretend prom and dance together very awkwardly in your apartment
this is a very strange feeling since I very much dislike pizza and want her to stay far away from /r9k/

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>>34229590
>tfw i will never do this with a girl since I'm too robotic to have a girl like me that much

>>34229713
I've used labels such as egalitarianism before too but honestly I find that the label itself doesn't matter as much as the content and action, in which case I am in alliance with a lot of "feminists"

>>34229728
I think that in some sense there is a sexist element in "switching" the pronouns used for an AMAB transfeminine person because the sentiment behind it is effectively that there are certain actions/appearance that can (and therefore should) exclude someone from being considered a man. It's like when faggots are referred to as "not being real men", the dismissal is a constricting of the category "man" to a more masculine, sexist definition. By having those transfeminine people nonchalantly accepted as men, we effectively expand that category to include everyone regardless of how not-manly their appearance/behaviour seems to be. There is no longer a barrier or certain threshold that is required for carrying the label MAN. I see in this a very fundamental feminist claim about the possibility of human potential which is why it is the position the most radical feminists take, which is quite ironic considering the overlap with the posters in this thread

Why is everyone bashing Pizza/trans people? QT traps are literally superior to roasties

>will never cheat on you or cuck you for someone with better genetics/someone who is more of a denegenerate overconfident-meme douchebag
>genuinely loves you for who you are
>genuinely cares about you, will stay with you through tough times
>willing to do more for you in bed and elsewhere
>funny, smart, kind, caring, loyal, compassionate

Yall are jealous that Egg is getting some sweet love

>>34229843
>where he messes with technology.
He doesnt even do recent technology, its all old shit.

>>34229877
Oly shite mate, not readin all that tumblr speak. Time to go jack off for tonight, cheers

>>34229920
>
You've never actually interacted with one. They are mentally ill, histrionic, worse than roasties plus they don't even nice feminine features outside of meme pics.

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>>34229920
I got mixed feelings t b h

I feel bad for pizza because of the mockery and happy for eggy because he's happy

I just don't like seeing other people feel bad (depending on the cause of the bad feels)

>>34229741
pls no, oreganoljhlhjl

>>34229741
NO. FUCK THAT VIDEO

>>34229920
I had a tranny gf and she broke up with me and left me for some Chad, my heart was broken really really bad

Now I only date regular girls

>>34229920
Im just mad that Eggy preaches focusing on yourself then cultivates roasties and boipucci.

>>34229974
sall good have a nice wank friendo, and a good sleep aftewards

>>34229590

>All dose nervous laughs

I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I HEARD THERE WAS A NON-ZERO CHANCE I WOULD GET TO WATCH EGGMAN SUCK A TRANNY'S COCK AND MAYBE LICK ITS BALLS AND ASS

WHO HERE /WAITINGFOREGGMANTOSUCKTHECOCKBALLSANDASS/

I'M FUCKING READY

What the fuck has happened to Eggy? I thought he had a gf. Now he's a faggot?

>>34229920
Fuck off you're just a faggot in denial

>>34229920
This, eggy's finally receiving some honest love and you're all just jealous.

>>34230039
>cultivates roasties and boipucci.
a man's gotta eat

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>>34229920
>trannies
>will never cheat on you or cuck you for someone

>>34226903
He probably fucked that pizza ass, it's eggman after all fucking degenerated hypocrite.
DONATE

So is this pizza confirmed tranny or is it just memery?

>>34227088
Eggman has no morals he a degenerate with no virginity who is sex hungry, fucking hypocrite, black pill was a lie, just bunch of stuff he saw on r9k and tried to monetize calling his own.

>>34230397
confirmed I honestly didn't believe it either but she posted dicc multiple times under her trip code it seems

>>34230413
This literally doesn't contradict any of the black pill canon. If anything traps are the final answer to the female question.

CONFIRMED TRAP

https://yuki.la/r9k/27355565

>>34229741
L M A O

spot on

>>34230325
Did he know before hand that she's a he?

>>34229920
>will never cheat on you or cuck you for someone with better genetics/someone who is more of a denegenerate overconfident-meme douchebag
Except they do and actively talk about this in the tranny general on lgbt.
>genuinely loves you for who you are
See above.
>genuinely cares about you, will stay with you through tough times
See above. Most have severe mental issues in hand with their overall mental issue of being a tranny.

Trannies are massively histrionic. The entire process is to garner attention as a male by becoming female and sexual focused fetishism.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Pizza is even a great example because I don't even know the guy and i've already seen his dick and his naked body in multiple images, along with like 50 pictures of his ass that people keep posting around.

Wow such loyalty, so modest! Such self respect!

>>34230539
If you're lonely enough you'd fuck anything that seems remotely female, even a horse

>>34230487
D E F I N I T I V E EGGY IS GETTING THE GUD SUCC

did >she get EGGED

>>34230606
She's probably pumping the yolk outta that ol' egg rn.

>>34230604
Pretty fucking jealous on this end desu, good for him!

Gay my man.
dasda

In the early stages of ascension you come to the realization that it's the person that matters not their genitalia.

>>34230842
more like descending to the lower .5% of the population

>>34230566
No, I would man the fuck up and go for a real pussy, not some dudes shitter