What's the cringiest thing you've ever said?

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>I think I'm addicted to it

Right in the feels anon

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This is the tip of the iceberg.

Ex was ranting about how her dad calls her useless.

>>34226747
I asked if a girl if she wanted to date, and then I clarified like girlfriend and boyfriend.This was done over text. She still talked too me after this, which is funny.
I only met with her twice before I asked. I never kissed her, or anything, and they were study dates. Oh, and I sent her some violin sonatas. Im such a fucking beta. HAHAH after that, my brain fucking broke and I donot give a fuck anymore.

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>>34226850
Approaching Gate 2 of 10, maximum cringe only 8 stops away.

>>34226850
Kek that is edgy post more

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>>34227064
>when someone doesn't care about your story, but you do, so you're telling it anyway

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>>34227139
After I tried to get her to tell me something for 20 minutes, and she refused

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Haha lol :)))))))))))))))


Origin

I autism walked up to a girl and stuttered out "w-would you like to see a comedy show with me?"

Had only talked to her once before, nothing of actual substance was said.

I tried to dig up something from my teenage cyber sexing days but now I want to kill myself

thanks OP

I remember being 16 saying "I actually like girls for their personality more than their looks" seriously like I was being an original diamond in the rough. Never donned the fedora at least.

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I'm maximum cringe/feels

honestly I don't even want to try to remember or go back and look

I've said some of really bad things before

I still haven't let myself down on that

>>34226850
It's true though. I don't get this one

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I can't even into women anymore

>>34227704
>thinking a whining girl wants to be engaged intellectually
>instead of just "ya ur dads a dick lol"
Its the world we live in senpai, his response is cringe now a days.

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>>34226747
>>34227616
>Just stop putting yourself down!

i've been told exactly the same thing but i cannot for the life of me figure out how the fuck i'm supposed to do it

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>tfw found messages from my "I'm a 16 year old """philosopher"""" phase

>>34227139
>>34227328
Post the rest fag!

this is painful to remember

>16
>at chinese restaurant with dad
>waitress takes empty cup
>"what are you doing with my bukkit?"
>awkward silence then forced chuckle

look at "her" hips, Man confirmed.

he's dancing with him, lol!~!!!!!!!!

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>>34226747
But I don't text girls or have friends.

>>34226747
Can't screenshot it because its on snapchat but I'll type it out.

>Mate I'm sorry I am such a cunt. I know what it feels like to feel like everything you do is wrong. I feel like I have to get it out since we aren't in close proximity daily but at one point I was super into you and I'm sorry I wasn't able to properly remove that from our friendship. I'm fairly certain I'm over it. I'm drunk and shit but things are shit I just miss how things were at the dorms


The next morning I woke up and had completely forgot I sent that. I do fucking autistically retarded things when intoxicated.

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>>34227814
lol

Thanks for explaining.

>>34228016
I was talking with my roommate.

Entering gate 5 of 10, halfway to maximum cringe hell.

>>34227616
>>34226747
considering that these individuals are females . you are pretty omega shit. i would regret those messages so hard

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>when a girl offers to fuck, but you don't want to pressure her, so you offer to delay it by years

we did

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Maybe this at some point became less cringe and more weird. some hybrid.

winge.

>>34227999
>has messages when he was 16
Nigga I had myspace when I was 16 I can't see any of those messages.

>uncles mother died
>have to go to funeral
>put on nice clothes
>get there and uncle is crying his eyes out
>uncle comes in for a hug when he sees me
>I said "please don't wipe your face on me"

>>34227335
how is this cringe lmao

>>34228679
I started using facebook when I was 16

Pretty glad there's nothing from before then, I was an edgy 14 year old

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>>34226747
fjfjfnfefefinfiefnekf eifneifnien

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This was the last thing I sent her.

Part cringe, part resolve.

>>34228664
It's called being a creep and you're in good company.

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This was one of the last messages.

Sharing sincere feelings which she never took time to comprehend always felt cringe.

>>34228919
>>34228850
These kinds of messages are just cucking yourself. Just ignore her, act like you are better than her, be successful, get better women and she might just come crawling back

Women dont want to be emotional tampons either

>>34228664
>women telling you that you make them wet
Is this cringe for chads or something?

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>>34228970
I couldn't help it anon.

I eventually blocked her in Dec 2016. We haven't spoken since, though she's reached out to me, and nor will I ever let us speak again.

>>34228798
Myspace was the place to be edgy, it was during the emo era. Lots of cringy material. I was a metal head so I posted edgy let's burn churches, fuck the government, blaze it 420 shit and got alit of positive comments and friend requests.

>>34229021
Jesus i know how you feel, must be tough looking back on those messages

>>34229021
At least wait until she knows you have banged way hotter girls and she is begging for it hard, then give her a response and be an alpha, talk down to her like she's a slut that will learn her place

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>>34229189
I don't even want revenge. If any, just the "Be successful and let others envy/long for what was lost" type.

And even that seems petty. Being content and truly at peace, and maintaining the resolve to never respond to her outreach, is my aim.

>>34229087
It is. This thread was like catharsis to me.

But I have no choice but to get better.

Thanks anons.

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>>34226747
Check times...

>>34227596
>"I actually like girls for their personality more than their looks"

Does anyone else remember the exact moment they realized women don't have personalities of their own, and are merely reflections of their friend/peer groups? I've never met a girl that thinks according to her own tastes, but rather just repeats what she hears.

For example, if you tell a girl you like games, she'll send pictures of herself holding game controllers, but when you try to have a conversation about it, they just go blank.

>>34229711
Why does it seem like everyone who has this shit opinion does nothing but play video games?

>>34229854
I got to the gym three times a week, read frequently, and am going to school as a business major. There's nothing wrong with video games on the side.

What are you hobbies, anon?

>>34226747
>please love me again
I was a mountain of cringe for the 6 months after she dumped me

>>34227616
Get a grip you fucking fruit

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> inb4 go back to /pol/
Original plz

>family gathered around dying dad
>he dies
>so mom when do we get our new dad?

I was trying to be funny but I sooooooo regret it

I typed out my cringed moment and immediately erased it because it made my heart race and sick to my stomach.

It's funny how stupid stuff like that sticks with you while I had my ankle shattered into pieces years ago and I don't even blink when I think about it.

>>34227753
That wasn't cringe. It was funny af

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I know this always gets posted in this threads but there's a reason, damn it.

>went looking for cringe moments
>only conversation on my phone with a girl is with my mom asking to borrow a stapler

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>>34228664
Get out of my thread normie.fucking scum

>>34231015
Did you give her the stapler?

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>>34231056
No way, it's special.

>>34228795
How is traveling an hour away from home to talk to a girl at a market but lussying out when you get there not cringe? Lmao

>>34231241
Yeah it makes more sense with that context, maybe you should put that in your orignal post

Retarded faggot

Wow how are you guys even rereading this shit? I went looking through my messages and started feeling sick to my stomach and had to close them

>>34231056
My wording was weird: I asked her for one. Accidently texted her office phone though so iirc I had to find mine somewhere.

>>34226747
I dont have cringiest things that I said because I limit myself to 4chan
The moment you sperg out and they call you on your bullshit you just walk away and no one will remmber that.
Worst case scenario, you will be in some screencap which will be posted over and over again for cacle of 12-years old with some much bulshit no one will realize it may be true.

>>34228919
This was the gayest shit ive ever read. All of these. And im a fucking robot, cringing at you typing essay upon essay and her replying in emojis. The fuck are you trying to achieve there? These kinds of discussions are done face to face, i dont have the impression she even read every message fully let alone comprehend it.

I hope you learned something from that at least

i considered going into my facebook messages from the summer before 9th grade where i spent like 3 paragraphs tepidly explaining to some girl that i had liked her several months ago, but that i understood she had a boyfriend and i wasn't into her like that anymore and that i felt like she should know the truth and that i shouldn't hide that from her

this was not a response to anything either of us did, i just decided all of a sudden in a fit of autism that i was being a bad friend by withholding that from her

it's probably still there in my facebook but when i typed her name in it revealed that she is now married (at 23) and everything is too weird for me to go down that rabbit hole

me: *bitching about how tired i am of everything*
her: i understand your feelings
>umm
>no you don't

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Pic related was me a couple years ago

>>34233526
>Go eat your diabetes or something
Wut

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>>34227926
I know that this might be a little terifying, but you basically need to repress your negative thoughts.

Just like when things exist and we deny it means we are delusional, asame applies to something that does not exist but we imagine it and we manipulate our emoions and expectacions based on our delusion, and with that we handicap ourselves.

So the thing is to repres those negative thoughts, relax and don't let them influence your emotions, use medications if possible.

Sadly only way to escape this depresssion is to kill a part of ourselves, and many of us don't want to admit that they maybe don't want to change, that they feel comforable just the way we are.

>>34233540
It's funny because she's American and I'm not

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>>34226747
>>34227616
>>34227926
>>34228404
>self deprecation
STOP IT, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IIIIIIIT

IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU LEARN FROM THIS THREAD PROVIDING YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED IT ALREADY, IT'S NEVER EVER SELF DEPRECATE YOURSELF. NO MATTER HOW WORTHLESS YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT EXPRESS IT TO A WOMAN

>>34233591
>implying i talk to women